#Futureman Show

[r34p]

Yes yes, yummy astronaut man

#josh hutcherson #Josh #hutcherson #future man #Futureman Show #Futterman #astronaut #yummy yummy in my tummy

[dreamgirledward]

every few years something in my brain tells me not to rewatch spn again as my comforting background/bedtime show for every night but then i fly through merlin too fast and still refuse spn after that and that's how i decide to binge all these other tv shows i didnt give a chance before like futureman starring josh hutcherson which is ridiculous and silly and had a rocky start but now im genuinely getting invested bc unfortunately josh hutcherson was probably the only childhood celeb crush i had that made remotely any sense and i find any silly project he does like this weird time travelling show ridiculously endearing but of course this has to happen immediately after i find out it was cancelled a couple years ago 😐

#the show is so weird but also very self aware and fun and very bisexual so of course it got cancelled #and the eps are half an hour too so i already know ill zoom through this #finish it soon #and then have nothing to watch again >:( #futureman #josh hutcherson #<- that is a tag that hasnt seen the light of day on this blog in MANY years #sammy.txt

[janaispunk]

joel miller - series

fic recs masterlist - please check the tags and warnings on each fic! if you enjoyed a fic, please show the writer some love <3

austin city limits by @refined-by-fire

sex on fire & cowboy like me by @macfrog

i know it when i see it by @bageldaddy

raider joel & slasher joel by @toxicanonymity

pretty little wife & smother by @beardedjoel

burlesque & daddy next door by @cavillscurls

feelings on fire & to freeze or to thaw by @joelscruff

your summer dream & good to me by @swiftispunk

trial & error by @thetriumphantpanda (featuring tommy miller)

the checklist & one day i'll fly away by @thetriumphantpanda

cherub by @cherubispunk

lost in the dark & hard to be soft, tough to be tender by @iamasaddie

dom/brat tamer!joel, meet me in the back & the rogue who coaxed you by @atticrissfinch

you wanted this by @alwaysmicado

somebody to heal, somebody to hold by @bearsbeetsbeskar

feel it in your bones by @joelscurls

something wretched about this, dress up joel & cuck!joel by @covetyou

a lover's pinch & fwb!joel by @hier--soir

pour choices by @pascalpvnk

his favorite girl by @futureman

stay in bed by @psychedelic-ink

fall apart, again by @wildemaven

liquid gold by @gasolinerainbowpuddles (featuring tommy miller)

i know it's for the better by @planet-marz1

fruit from the trees by @javierssunglasses

all i did was what i had to do & you know you never stood a chance by @corazondebeskar-reads

ain't no rest for the wicked by @corazondebeskar-reads (featuring tess servopoulos)

woman by @dancingtotuyo

cherry waves by @hyzer34

from eden by @5oh5

breakout by @the-ginger-hedge-witch

when my time comes around by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin

look for the light by @mermaidgirl30

i'll be home for christmas by @punkshort

a stranger's heart without a home by @morning-star-joy

short days, long nights by @frannyzooey

the hardest part is who we are by @whxtedreams

mine all mine by @swiftispunk & @mrsmando

cherry thrill by @hellishjoel

honeyed by @softlyspector

teacher's pet by @javiscigarette

whiskey sour & helen by @kiwisbell

daredevil by @joeloverture

#fic recs #joel miller #the last of us #the last of us fanfiction #pedro pascal #joel miller x reader #joel miller x you #joel miller fanfiction

[cowgurrrl]

@swiftiscruff gift exchange

A little collage I made to show the community and love I’ve found through this silly little app sharing my silly little words 🥹🫶 being an artist in any medium can be scary and dipping my toe (back) into fic was so foreign and weird but I’m so happy that I did and I’ve been able to share these stories and words with you guys. I think I’ve said it so many times but being a writer and making stories was the only thing I’ve ever been sure of in my life and writing is one of the first thing I tell people about myself because it is so central to who I am. Thank you for letting me show you who I am and receiving me with love, light, and friendship and thanks for taking a chance on me 💖💖

Sending the biggest hug to you all but especially to @egcdeath @lets-be-gay-for-the-angel @daydreamingmiller @futureman @joelsgreys @janaispunk @joelscruff @joelsgreenflannel @joelsversion @mrsmando @pr0ximamidnight @softlyspector @swiftispunk @trackinglessons @tightjeansjavi

#ppcugiftexchange2024 #ilysm #june screams on the internet

[realbeefman]

“josh hutcherson accidentally becomes a time-traveling war criminal and is adopted into the polycule by two pseudoincestuous freaks who raised each other in the sewers” sounds too perfect a premise to be a real tv show but they literally made 3 entire seasons of futureman

#futureman save me… #i need to rewatch immediately once i finish teen wolf #im on s3 of teen wolf rn (kira just got introduced) im THRIVING i havent slept in FOURTY HOURS #futureman #future man #josh hutcherson

[eupheme]

— wip wednesday

thank you so much @thelightsandtheroses and @kedsandtubesocks for the wip tag!! I am so 👀💕at your sneak peaks!! They sound so good!

I am only working on one or two things right now - this is the intro to an sdv shane x reader x harvey series I’d like to try (the idea is that the chapters takes place the evening following an event or festival) (and each slowly builds on their relationship)

“I think you should ask Harvey to the dance.”

Shane says it like he doesn’t have two fingers inside you - your shorts barely pushed down past your hips.

It had been easy, even with his thick fingers. You’d been wet since this morning. Left to squirm after you woke up with his head between your thighs, only for it to be cut short when you realized the time.

Showing up to the Egg Festival a few minutes late. Separately.

(no pressure tags! 🏷️ @stargirlfics, @tarrenterror25, @carrieing0n, @morning-star-joy, @moonlight-prose, @penvisions, @futureman, @aislingdmdt)

#wip wednesday #wips #shane x reader x harvey #sdv harvey x reader #sdv shane x reader

[incurably-cynical]

its such a shame that the fandom for futureman is basically nonexistent its such a funny show

#my chemical worms #future man #josh hutcherson #futurman

[saradika]

— favorite things tag game

ahh I loved yours so much @morning-star-joy, thank you for the tag!! 💖 this was so fun!

Rules:

favorite time of day // favorite aesthetic // a color that describes you

favorite quote // current obsession (show, movie, book, anything) // favorite texture

favorite outfit (or one you wish you had) // any universe/place you see yourself living in // favorite flower

(no pressure tagging 💖: @obiknights, @citrus-moonlight, @futureman, @priya-san, @djarins-cyare, @tarabyte3, @comicsbi-thebook, @daimyosprincess, @whataenginerd, @flightlessangelwings, @spiderispunk, @penvisions)

#thank you! 💖 #bottom middle is Stardew Valley haha #tag games #about me

[broken-everlark]

Okay so one thing people don't know about me.

Josh hutcherson is my all time favorite actor and was until Peeta mellark & now with Mike Schmidt.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of Josh. He was my childhood crush and favorite actor. My two favorite movies growing up were bridge to Terabithia & Journey to the center of the earth. I absolutely loved those movies.

The only reason I kinda faded was Burn & Futureman sucked so bad🤣 I can't. Especially with shows that use over the top, not funny, sex jokes. It's really.. I hate using this word. More of cringing to watch than funny.. hardly see how it's a comedy. Like sex jokes & shit can be funny, but it just wasn't.. Burn was just... drawn out and so boring, he gets graped by a weird ass girl who likes to burn herself for literally the weirdest reason.. yeah, I'm not a fan of those two.

Peeta Mellark, HOWEVER. is literally perfect. In every way, shape, or form, Josh Hutcherson as Peeta Mellark is perfection, and I love every moment. He truly tried hard with this character as with his recent ones such as futterman & Burn.. yeah, it wasn't great.

But DAMN Josh, as Mike Schmidt brought back my slightly faded love for him. I mean, he's great and all, but he truly tried his best with this role. Even asking youtubers such as Dawko, 8bit-ryan, Baz & Razz about how his character should act. Or how they'd imagine his character would act. It's exactly like he did with THG. He actually tried with these two roles. I mean, he was great in Burn, just the graped part, really.. wasn't necessary, and the one girl was just.. terrible. Her character was plain and wasn't intimidating at all, and the entire movie was quite boring. Usually, I love movies that are slow, but this one was terrible.

Then Futureman came to life.. worst show I've ever seen in my entire life. I gave it a chance but man, it was so bad. I love Josh hutcherson so fucking much and then seeing him like that.. just idk..

Anyways, never mind that. Him as Mike Schmidt was absolutely perfect, and he nailed what I wanted for his character. The entire cast did a fantastic job, and I absolutely love how much work Scott, Emma, and Jason put into this movie. It was fantastic, and I'll forever love this movie

#josh hutcherson #mike schmidt #Peeta Mellark #movies #my opinion #thg #fnaf movie

[brainrot-hq]

thank u 4 making futureman textposts I just finished the show and they are so amazing spectacular

Thank you for reading!! They're a lot of fun to make :]

#future man #future man 2017

[cleoselene]

channeling the power of noted New Jersey futureman Gordon Malloy to get good seats to this Jersey show

[craanbery]

@ratatouiile thank you babe mwah 😌

last song: vänner och fränder by garmana

last show: trying to get my friend into futureman so we watched the first ep of that

last movie: the raid

currently reading: the crying of lot 49 by thomas pynchon

current obsession: I rewatched jojo part 2 recently (😔)

I'm tagging @g1rlcore @aplpaca @proud-member-of-hermits-united @notyourusualblog

#tag game #do not come after me for the jj im aware 😮‍💨

[janaispunk]

joel miller - oneshots - part 1

fic recs masterlist - please check the tags and warnings on each fic! if you enjoyed a fic, please show the writer some love <3

fool me twice by @inklore

you should be my only girl, comfort came against my will by @undercoverpena

fucking your best friend's brother, i might kill my ex & pillow queen by @beskarandblasters

squirming by @frannyzooey

little black dress by @hellishjoel

sweet spot & for you, i would by @javiscigarette

sequins & happy birthday by @trulybetty

i did something bad, but why's it feel so good? & sylvia plath in the toilet by @louswrld11

my girl now, biting down & that pretty girlfriend by @psychedelic-ink

sweet dreams are made of this, quit it & some rotten man by @iamasaddie

old dogs don't change & body language by @futureman

develop by @missredherring

call me by @macfrog

a sheep in wolf's clothing by @jupiter-soups

where you want your gift, girl? & she a bad lil bitch, she a rebel by @thetriumphantpanda

you're a mansion with a view by @atticrissfinch

sundown by @bageldaddy

sleepless by @covetyou

flesh and metal by @swiftispunk

what do you need? by @whatsnewalycat

sick days with joel miller by @bearsbeetsbeskar

shared by @swiftispunk & @joelscruff

looking back by @eupheme

no closer could i be to god & grab the bull by the horns by @proxima-writes

red light by @kiwisbell

observations by @ezrasbirdie

hypothermia & my protector by @morallyinept

traitor by @chaotic-mystery

what you need by @endlessthxxghts

truth or dare by @joelscruff

moon, a hole of light, trust fall, made by hand & where you sleep by @tinycozycomfort

little mouse by @josephquinnswhore

someone to lean on by @cavillscurls

attraction spell by @jksprincess10

sweets & old man by @hearteyesforjoel

mystery by @honeyedmiller

wake by @notjustjavierpena

born lucky, under a bad star by @softlyspector

curled in by @bonezone44

unlikely friends & it takes time by @sweetercalypso

no control by @fhatbhabie

love me better, kiss me back & be my daddy by @bastardmandennis

never enough by @amanitacowboy

sugar rush by @beardedjoel

go ahead and cry, little girl by @party-hearses

flannel by @romanarose

strawberry by @joelsgreys

vicious by @sinsofsummers

ensnare & knife play by @ozarkthedog

#fic recs #joel miller #the last of us #the last of us fanfiction #pedro pascal #joel miller x reader #joel miller x you #joel miller fanfiction

[auberginegobbler]

life update: I'm being waterboarded by Hosh Hutcherson fans they are showing me the Futureman scene

#I don't know what kind of post this is #It feels soggy #Probably from the waterboarding #mine

[rye-views]

Future Man  Season 1 6.7/10

About Josh, who is the only person to ever win a specific video game. The characters in the game come back from the future and claim him to save the future.

oh my god. Haley Joel Osment. Who are you?

Bless Wolf’s cooking. Love that. Also, he is hot. He gets more attractive as the show progresses, because he is so ideal and naive to the present time. Also bless how they bring in Corey Hart LOL.

Tiger’s body is not real. wtf.

I wish I could fight like this.

God bless. Sigorn-E

Interesting how destiny just kept happening.

Futterman is inherently so good.

Memorable Quotes: “Are you actually mad or are you joking mad?“ “Control isn’t always about influencing events. Control is sometimes about yielding to what is.” “I need a reason to believe in all of this.”

#futureman #future man #season 1 #6.7 #television #show #series #review #commentary #rye-views

[thefandomsinhalor]

The team’s sentence for abusing time travel is making Josh, yes, JOSH relive the fucking Hunger Games bye I’m dead.

Please tell me haymitch and Effie will be there next season.

#hulu #future man #fm s2 #josh futterman #hulu original #future man show #josh hutcherson #eliza coupe #tiger #wolf #joosh #why is nobody talking about this #future man season 2 #derek wilson #futureman