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fourteentheart · 17 days
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I've thought of this so much but finally realized the best way to present this thought. This is funny to me ok!! 😭
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ADDRESSING THE CONTROVERSY
Only a man of power can rightly steer the course of civilization. And in this land of (more)
From: GaiusVanBaelsar Views: 993,437 [0.5 out of 5 star rating] 19:54 (minutes) More in News and Politics
Such devastation was NOT my intention
An apology.
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GAIUS VAN BAELSAR CRINGE COMPILATION 3
ONlY A mAn Of POWER cAn RiGhtLy stEeR the COURse OF cIViLIZaTiOn!!!!!
From: AlisaieSays Views: 2,134,892 [4.5 out of 5 star rating] 49:48 (minutes) More in Comedy
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graha-stan-account · 2 months
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This one is for the sprouts 🌱
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Foreign agent plots invasion of neighboring nation with help of religion-fueled WMD, claims resulting total chaos and devastation was “not my intention”. How glib.
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noanomi · 1 year
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the-lumpfish-king · 6 months
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Please follow proper procedure when frying things. Especially do not fry frozen things. Look where that got this poor Garlean Legatus
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gelatinocomics · 7 months
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This one isn't good enough to finish, but. More boss reactions from Tina
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You step into an elevator. As the doors shut and it starts moving, you hear a voice from the speakers saying:
“Tell me, for whom do you fight?”
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karolinevassalor · 6 days
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*feral noises*
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karthedense · 8 months
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Ranking ff14 villains based on how well they work a grill
Gaius Van Baelsar: As a father of 100 he is likely the best at working a grill on this list. But he has gone through a phase of intentionally scorching the meat to be barely edible believing that if the consumer was strong it would not bother them. 5/10 is trying to be better about this but the damage has been done
Nidhogg: He hates mankind, He hates the grill for it is a creation of man. 0/10 More likely to burn the cookout than participate in it
Thordan VII: One, he's too up his own ass to work the grill himself, he made the Heavensward knights do it for him. two, even if he did bother to do it himself he's more likely to burn his beard. 1/10, he atleast has hands to work a grill
Zenos Yae Galvus: Despite the saying about autism and working the grill this sadly does not apply to Zenos. his rich boy upbringing ensured he would never touch a grill much less a spatula. 3/10 he can chop meat like a champ however.
Yotsuyu: Able to cook the perfect well done steak even while high off the opium she's smoking from her pipe however she has bad memories of doing it and would rather not touch a grill again. 6/10 the skills are present but they are not used
Lord Vauthry: Only thing he can cook is Meol which i will not explain why that's an issue. 0/10
Emet-selch: Hate's the grill, despises the grill, rejects the grill, The grill hates him back. 0/10
Fandaniel: he is the master of the grill but he doesn't use his skill to make good food, he uses his skill to kill everyone in the room including himself, whether it be propane explosion or food poisoning. 10/10 His skills cannot be doubted but nor can they be trusted.
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ffxiv-smackdown · 11 months
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aceflorins · 3 months
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Tax season broke bank a bit, so I pushed myself to make these ffxiv buttons despite having neck pains. qwq
I do plan on making more designs, but I'm probably going to rest up a bit before I shrimp over my tablet again.
Link below! \o/
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herssian · 10 months
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i'm building a zoo
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aethris-art · 1 year
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Children yelling: MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS
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birues · 9 months
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Stormblood patches be like
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tcfactory · 6 months
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Mermay 2021 and 2022.
Garleans are all sharks, Estinien is a seadragon horse.
Nero and Cid best friends rivals under the sea and two retired soldiers resting on the volcanic rocks because toasty warmth is nice for old wounds.
Not posting the 2023 one here because that's just straight up Themis/Erichtonios monsterfucking filth, but you can see it on twitter.
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vogelspinne · 6 months
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theknightsstars · 1 year
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Gaius Baelsar
Little warmup sketch turned painting :)
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