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weare0ne · 3 years

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𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗺’𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗲𝘅𝗼

𝗍𝖺𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍- 𝗅𝗆𝗄 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝖽 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗃𝗈𝗂𝗇 ! -> @bigbrainenergytingz

suho (sureum):

you KNOW the nation’s leader takes care of his girl

she IS baby in his eyes and it will remain that way even when she's an old woman

they're close and she's lowkey his favorite (because she laughs at his jokes)

she relies on suho a lot and he does all he can to support her and care for her

it's hard being the only girl in EXO of all groups because they're literally royalty

so suho HYPES HER UP

was super clingy when he enlisted (she visits them all when they do) but god it’s CONSTANT texts shes crazy

lots of love with them

sureum things !

-> suho making sure she gets water first at concerts/shows/schedules

-> areum rubbing his back reassuringly when they clown him (even tho she does it too)

-> each other’s biggest cheerleaders

-> walking/biking together

xiumin (xiureum):

they have a really chill friendship and cute ass moments

she's his fan and they have lots of inside jokes

she was nervous around all of the members when she joined the group, but she found xiumin very approachable

she's Tiny and xiumin thinks it's so cute and looks at her with big, big love

Must Protect Them because they're so sweet and wholesome

areum didn't like coffee until xiumin made some for her .. to this day, she only drinks it if he makes it

SHE KNOCKED HIM OVER WHEN HE CAME BACK AFTER HIS ENLISTMENT SHE MISSED HER BAOZI

cuties !! best boy and best girl !!

xiureum things !

-> cleaning together, because theyre the best at it

-> café dates

-> picking each other for everything just to spite the others

-> maknae and fake maknae

lay (layreum):

no one, and i repeat NO ONE, should ever say that lay is no longer apart of exo

areum gets scary sometimes. she has and will still yell if someone dares to say that

she is the biggest fan of his solo work !! number one lay zhang stan

she thinks he is SO MF FUNNY. BUT whenever he says something dirty she hits his arm

he thinks she's adorable and always pats her head and tells her that she looks nice

before lay went to china they always had fun and went out together

always says hi to lay whenever exo is on a show or something and always mentions him in speeches

she's gone to china multiple times to visit him- he's one of her best friends, and she misses him so very much

layreum things !

-> random sightings of them walking around in the city

-> hugs and hugs and hugs

-> areum thinking lay is the funniest person to exist

-> lay being a smiley doofus because areum is so sweet and precious with him

baekhyun (baekeum):

they tease each other constantly and are always very involved with each other's lives

he got sad when she turned down the offer to be in superm, but he understands her desire to develop her solo career and be devoted to solely exo

makes it KNOWN that they all love their girl to death and that exo wouldn't be exo without her

so much pda !! they cling to each other a lot and there's lots of cheek kisses

they clarified, though, that they're purely best friends and baek told everyone sternly that it's not kind to be jealous or rude to areum just because they love him

vocal LEGENDS and he always hypes her singing

SHE hypes his solo career- name a bigger baekhyun stan. i'll wait.

besties, legends, the best

baekeum things !

-> being clingy and holding on to each other a lot

-> laughing fits and being a comedic duo

-> baekhyun being her actual embarrassing big brother

-> always going out of their way to promote each other

chen (reumchen):

the godmother of his baby

chen is the nation's dad, and he dads areum all the time

she got SO pissed when people were blacklisting him for his marriage and the baby

jongdae’s like. a dad figure for her but also her big brother

she’s VERY defensive of him and vice versa- he HATES areum hate

really really close with his wife too!! they’re besties nd hang out

they play around a lot and have background moments that fans notice and it’s SO funny

she makes sure to visit his wife and daughter a lot since he’s enlisted :(( tears were shed nd she misses him

reumchen things !

-> chen ruffling her hair

-> randomly harmonizing or singing

-> yelling when they talk it’s a problem

-> chen being a protective father

chanyeol (reumyeol):

chanyeol has been in love with her since he met her like. for nine years now. he’s been in love with her

chanyeol is a PUPPY he is SOFT he is A BABY when it comes to areum and E V E R Y O N E can tell that she’s the love of his life

SHE. DOESNT NOTICE. AT ALL. even lee sooman HIMSELF is like “get it together smh areum just love him already”

meanwhile shes like !! wow chanyeol is the sweetest he’s such a great friend !!

but he loves her so much he’d take friendship over just not having her in his life

yeah he’s pure asf when it comes to her .. for the most part hehe

they’ve gone on so many dates and hang out SO much it’s maddening

she’s the one who started calling him loey

and yes she cries/gets sad SO MF MUCH EVERY DAY because her best friend is enlisted and she can’t imagine spending that much time without him

reumyeol things !

-> cuddles and affection (a LOT more off camera)

-> areum refusing to leave him in the studio at night and falling asleep while he’s working

-> chanyeol being WHIPPED and going everywhere with her/helping her whenever he can

-> so many collabs/covers

d.o. (kyungreum):

the most popular ship (aside from reumyeol)

wbk kyungsoo is a gentleman and he showcases it when it comes to areum

protects her in public situations

he always makes her laugh and the way he laughs at her is !! so mf SWEET !!

they also were in be positive/positive physique together and had those kiss scenes 😳

chanyeol is convinced he’s secretly in love with her and vice versa

BUT the truth is that they’re just friends. the kiss scene made them laugh nd weirded them out but it looked good because it was ACTING

these nerds are just besties they have long talks and it’s 🥺 she cried so much when he enlisted and visited him and texted him lots

kyungreum things !

-> escorts her at events, gives her his coat to cover her, making sure she isn’t harassed in public

-> very comfortable with each other, especially after their kiss scenes

-> kyungsoo teaches her to cook

-> areum gives him advice about ✨girls✨ or helps him out when he needs it

kai (kaireum):

jongin and areum .. think of the SEXY ! on stage anyway

IRL THEYRE SUCH LIL PISSBABY NERDS. they’re just. teddy bears. softies

when they dance together it’s BEAUTIFUL it’s AMAZING it’s SHOW STOPPING their charisma on stage!! unparalleled!!

she’s said that kai’s voice is her most favorite in the group and that it has a pretty color to it

adorable playful sleepy buds

he wishes she had chosen to join superm with them :( but like baek, he gets it

she’d rather him wear crop tops than her (she hypes him in them when he gets shy)

she went undercover as one of the backup dancers in mmmh because he wanted her to and it was ICONIC especially because fans were just freaking out trying to put the pieces together

kaireum things !

-> linking pinkies

-> helping him to keep his relationships PRIVATE + areum shipping jenkai (which is still currently happening idc)

-> jongin being her stylist

-> LOUD HAPPY LAUGHS

sehun (sereum):

sehun never fails to make her laugh

but quite frankly even tho she is the youngest HE is still the maknae because he Just Is and everyone can agree

he will pout if she’s getting treated like the maknae he’s lowkey salty because he was SUPPOSED to be the maknae however he still loves her and they’re iconic siblings

they exchange lots of looks and gossip like crazy

areum LOVES dogs she loves the group’s pets but pretends to not like vivi because sehun has made him spoiled

they just sit and clown everyone and don’t give a single shit about it

they know all of each other’s business and even tho sehun thinks she is THE Dumb Bitch she’s HIS dumb bitch

if areum has to act cute or sexy he bursts out laughing

sereum things !

-> they expose each other on the daily

-> exo’s resident sassy mfs

-> lots of public dates

-> sehun shipping reumyeol but also thinking they’re dumb and he is very tired of it

#𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗺;; 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀 #𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗺;;#𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗺;;#exo tenth member #exo addition #exo female addition #exo female member #exo oc #exo #kpop added member #kpop female addition #kpop female member #kpop oc #kpop addition #koc

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my-miraculous-headcanons · 5 years

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Drunk Headcanons

They’re not children in this don't worry.

Also idk if this is polyamory or whatever I just love these guys and they all love each other. All of this can be taken as either platonic or romantic, idc.

MARINETTE

• Marinette is a super giggly, truthful, and affectionate drunk. If you’re one of her friends, she’ll constantly be making grabby hands at you so she can give you face kisses and shower you in compliments. Adrien, Nino, and Alya have all been so touched before that they may have shed a couple of tears.

• One time when she was drunk, she didn’t recognise that it was Nino talking to her, so when he asked her what she thought about her friends, her filter somehow turned off even more.

• She started off talking about her sweet friend Nino, who has the softest eyes ever and they look like pools of honey and he’s honestly so gentle and such a good friend, where is he she wants to hug him

• Then she talks about Alya and how she loves her smile and her confidence and her style and everything about her, and Marinette feels so lucky to have her as a best friend god dammit where are her friends she’s really tempted to cuddle the fuck out of them right now

• And then she lands on Adrien and she sighs and settles down a little, resting her head in her arms as she talks about how beautiful Adrien’s laugh is, and how she wants to give him a reason to laugh like that every single day. If he was here, she says, she’d be giving him a bunch of face smooches right now.

• Nino, Alya, and Adrien are all openly ugly crying and totally tipsy and they just can’t handle how much they love their totally plastered friend right now dear god. Even if they weren’t tipsy they’re pretty sure tears would be shed.

• They have a sleepover at Marinette’s house that night and sleep in a giant cuddle pile because none of Marinette’s friends wanted to let go of her

• (They replicated that conversation from before while Alya got it on video because it’s honestly the sweetest thing and they all want to have that video as a daily reminder about how much Marinette absolutely adores them.)

ADRIEN

• Adrien’s the kind of drunk that you’ll never know is drunk until the very moment when he passes the fuck out whilst standing and ragdolls against the floor. Everyone has to keep an eye out for how many drinks he has.

• Honestly it baffles everyone. Adrien almost acts no different while drunk in comparison to how he is sober. The only real indication that he’s even slightly intoxicated is when he gets a little more emotional. It’s easy to figure out when he’s drunk when Marinette is drunk— all she needs to do is compliment him and then everyone will know from his teary-eyed reaction.

• Adrien once got so drunk at a fancy gala event with his father that he nearly lost consciousness while talking to a business investor. No one noticed at all.

• They never drink and drive but the four of them agreed that if they absolutely had to, they’d put Adrien behind the wheel. He could easily pretend to be sober if an officer pulled them over. Also, he might actually be able to drive the car without crashing, but they’re not gonna test that.

• Another indicator that Adrien is drunk is when he sort of naturally gravitates towards Marinette, because he knows that Marinette = praise and affection, and it’s harder to resist that when he’s drunk. Especially blackout drunk.

• Literally no one can tell if Adrien’s a lightweight or not it’s really iffy because sometimes those tiny indications that he’s drunk happen really early in the game and sometimes it happens a lot later for some reason.

• He’s not a lightweight he purposely fakes it early in the game because he likes to fuck with people.

ALYA

• Alya is an absolute mess when she’s drunk. She’s clingy, jealous, uncharacteristically quiet, and she’ll glare at anyone she doesn’t know yet still look like she can cry at any moment somehow. It’s like she’s a ticking time bomb but she’ll cry when she blows up.

• When she and Marinette are drunk together, they have to be separated. Marinette would just cuddle and compliment the shit out of Alya and Alya would just burst into happy tears and they’ll never be able to leave the fucking nightclub because they’re too busy clinging to each other on the ground in the middle of the dance floor.

• When she clings to Nino her glaring gets a million times more intensified like literally no one will ever approach them. Not if they valued their lives. Nino rolls with it and piggybacks Alya wherever she wants, which for some reason makes her cry in joy.

• Alya gets dehydrated really quickly so they’re always having to force water down her throat in between drinks. It doesn’t slow down her descent from sobriety at all.

• One time Alya saw some guy give Marinette a lap dance and Alya threw the guy off in a drunken rage and started doing the lap dance herself. She sucked at doing it but she’s out of it so points for trying.

• Sometimes she’ll get really close in front of Adrien’s face and squint at him, trying to figure out whether or not he’s drunk too, and Adrien always thinks that he did something wrong because Alya looks like she’s willing to murder him in these moments.

NINO

• Nino pretty much sheds all of his fears and insecurities when he’s drunk. He will do shit he would never otherwise do when sober. He will do shit that he’ll regret, and he knows he’ll regret, even while he’s getting ready to do the thing.

• One time Nino took over a fucking nightclub by kicking the DJ offstage and doing the remixes himself. No one knows how he managed to do that without getting himself thrown out and banned forever.

• Nino challenged Adrien to a shots competition even though he knew that he would never know when Adrien is drunk or not. He was hoping to last long enough until Adrien just fucking passes out or whatever. He didn’t.

• Nino literally ripped his pants off on the dance floor for no conceivable reason whatsoever. Like, ripped them off. They don’t know how he did that. The pants were unsalvageable.

• He picked Marinette and Alya up onto his shoulders and tried to escort them to whatever destination they wanted for the whole night. He does not have the strength to do that, and he knows it, but he did it anyways and woke up the next morning with noodles for arms. They were so sore.

• He claims to know how to do things that he most definitely does not know how to fucking do. He has no idea how to bake a chocolate lava cake. He doesn’t know how to shave with a fucking straight razor. (Adrien does, though, what the fuck.) He has no idea how to ride a damn horse. HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO WRESTLE A FUCKING CROCODILE, BUT OH LOOK THERE’S FANG, AND HE WANTS TO IMPRESS HIS FRIENDS SO—

MIXED

• No matter how drunk they all get, they always manage to stay together, and always leave together at the end of the night.

• Marinette makes everyone take a picture of themselves in the mirror and send it to her mother before they leave, just in case anything happens to them and they need to describe what clothing they were wearing to the police.

• Adrien normally has his bodyguard/driver drop them off and pick them up. Adrien’s old enough not to need the guy constantly following him everywhere, but the Gorilla still watches the entrances of the buildings, just in case.

• No one can ever tell if the four of them are dating, and if they are, if they’re all dating each other, or... if there’s a system or something... They confuse people at clubs and bars, because their interactions are just on the border of romantic but at the same time maybe they’re just affectionate??? Maybe they’re only friends, it’s not like they MADE OUT with each other, but also that girl is loving the other three pretty damn good and that isn’t something most friends do uhhh aLSO THAT GIRL IS GIVING THE OTHER GIRL A LAP DANCE AND THAT GUY IS CARRYING THE GIRLS NOW AND— WHAT??? IS GOING ON???

• Paparazzi follows Adrien around whenever he’s going out to get drunk but like... Since he never actually shows any outward signs of ever getting drunk, the articles and news stories usually end up being about his friends. None of them mind, really, except maybe Nino because he just does not like hearing about the things he did. He doesn’t want to remember, thank you very much, he’d rather live blissfully oblivious to the stupid shit he did the other night.

• Marinette made them matching “let’s get DRUNK” shirts once.

• Alya sometimes writes her own experiences getting drunk with Adrien and the rest of his friends and sells them to magazines and stuff. She makes sure to carefully word it so that it can’t be used as slander. Everyone usually loves to read Alya’s telling of the stories because damn... she could honestly be a novelist.

Okay I’m done making these, enjoy. :) I did this for shits and giggles mostly and it was fun!! I know a lot of people aren’t going to agree with these and that’s okay, in fact I’d love to hear other people’s headcanons for the drunk OT4.

#Adrienette #Adrinette #DJWifi #Ninette #Alyanette #I don't know the names for the other ships #Adrien Agreste #Alya Cesaire #Nino Lahiffe #Marinette Dupain-Cheng #Marinette Dupain Cheng #Marinette Cheng #Miraculous Ladybug #ML #MLB #Maximilian Speaks #long post

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chenlays · 7 years

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I request a scenario where you, sam/foot/weeb, get to marry the love of ur life chenle

thank u for discussing this w me I’m gonna cry r u ready for this NOBODY ASKED BUT IM GIVING

• y'all know I love my bby chenle right ?? • ok so I’m on my phone doing this I’m h u Rt• but aNYWAYS • I would marry him like 59 times and ?? I’d still be happy that’s good• ok so just he’s rly cute and I’d buy lots of cats and just bury him in kitties and I would cry actual tears of joy that’s a pile of amazing• and ?? Like y Es I would totally be up 4 going out to get sweets at like 2am and just sitting out at night and eating them and talking about life• also oHMY g o d I love breakfast u know just pls I’ll make u breakfast every morning with ur fav even if I have to wake up at 4am or travel 5 miles by walking BYE • I’m probs the most annoying person ever and I’ll just literally shower him in love and just literally every 5 minutes ask him if he’s ok• also I am rly affectionate just l o v e me and keep me warm pls I’m cold all the time• I’m also that cliche bich that takes sweaters and hides them in a secret closet (´ｰ｀)• this is fun• look chenle bby pls if ur ever sad I will cry too and just h u g the pain away and love u okay• also protec u with my life• I’ll buy cute lil cat pajamas for u bby I love u• I’m actually sobbing why did u sarcastically ask this radish• my dream is to actually live in Iceland but I will sacrifice for him• like sure we can live in china if u want idc• also I just wanna b a veterinarian • u know how many cute lil animals I’d have omGG• just havin like 28 parakeets and they’re all just o u t and he’s runnin n screaming everywhere SO CU TE• also stress• but I mean I love him with all my heart like,,,yes release the keets if it makes u happy• ice cream like once a week tho pls• I want that to be my religion• J U ST eatin ice cream n walkin around to look at stuff and just BUying everything • also pls,,,gimme ur nose it’s rly cute bby• u guys I’m tearing up the more I think about him the more love I feel• he just too cute• id probs pay him for a bunch of solos （╹◡╹）♡• wakin up to hear him screeching chewing gum I AM A L I VE• als o just constantly me having to stay away once a week to silently sob• y'all He is p e r fect • “uhm why do u have 600 pictures of an Asian guy with u all the time”• “yeah sorry gtg something came up”• OMG • I literally am so fascinated with spiders• and he’s scared of them aw babs that’s cute• if u see a tiny jumping spider to a huge as fuk tarantula gET ME!!!• the cutest thing ever would just be him SCREECHING because I’m holding a tiny lil spider in my hand just crawling everywhere • can I mention cats again• I am a strong believer in cats soothing your heart and protecting you from heart problems• literally I will spend 10mil to make a cat a service cat for him 🙃• like,,,,if ur scared here’s a cute kitty to purr n make u smile• also endless supply of love from me I’m full of it• I never stop feeling love this is a fact• I am also a good listener and 99.9% reliable with secrets• u ate marks fav cookie??? Don’t worry hun I’ll never tell• also I will literally b rich if I’m a veterinarian so I’m going to a new country every other month• forcibly pushin out that home• pls,,,come to Russia with me I can speak Russian bb • honestly when I’m 25 what can’t I do• I WANT GIANT PUPPERS OMG THEYRE LIKE THE SIZE OF ME NOW• c. Henle riding on a giant Caucasian ovcharka just scremaign and being happy that’s so fukin cu t e• literally take my s o u l I love u• this is re a l LY long I’ll edit it tomorrow I G• but also just I wanna pinch his cheeks and sMOOSH them together and make him happy that’s so wonderful • lele with smooshed cheeks ::))• also like 4993020 lil cheek smooches FUC• I shed a tear I would be so s h y tbh I don’t act like it• I’d probs be that person who has to ask for a hug• I see so many people talking about backhugs for chenle and I would love lt that’s so adorable• also I wanna be bigger than him • like taller ig ??• I like to be big spoon !! Fun fact • I like to snuggle up to ppl rather than snuggle into them• kitty cuddles aw• pls I like to play with hair and snuggle and just squeeze occasionally it’s so sweet• also literally a separate drawer for cat socks • probably just buying like 500 presents for Christmas just for him u know• also that birthday• pls lemme just drag u around lil cute shops and buy u literally anything u want• just luv me and hug me n hold my hand I will be 1056% content• oh I’m crying??? Didn’t notice I was too busy lookin at u smile• ommmmmm I would definitely go to roller coasters with him just for that cute squeal• not if he’s scared• I’ll protect u bby ily• I’ll protect from everything • I can’t fight tho I’ll learn for u• I actually have 37 wallets with just pics I show to people • I don’t like a lot of pda just hold m Y hand thx ❤️• literally I hope I have like 50 succulents just at my job • omg what if he sent cute lil notes in my pocket or food just to say “I hope ur day is amazing!! ily!!”• if that happened • “hey there did u know I am in love wit h zhong chenle”• radish I’ll b at ur house w hyuck a lot just to talk abt happiness• BOY DO I HAVE SOME SOFT STUFF FOR U• frick omg cuteness!!! sittin outside in the middle of fall with kitty print scarves and cute gloves and fluffy sweaters and just sitting in the dark and cuddling to stay warm • just out to look at the stars• silence is so beautiful and that silence is amazing • or “cloud” gazing• his imagination would be so adorable• comin home to literally 60 pillows in every room• “uh bb what’s this??”• “pls shush n stop being mEAN I didn’t know what to DO”• omgmgm im so sappy I’d send cute short letters to him all the time • if I got them back I’d s c r e a m• eating a samich or smth and reading it and just almost suffocating • also I’m sleepy af rn and it reminds me• I love laying on laps or having ppl laying on my lap so I can play with hair• pls let me nap on ur lap and just literally encase myself in my big af pink rainbow sweater • it covers everything but my legs• I would be so warm w him I’m sobbing• huggin me while I’m nap on the lap• I am so soft for this• sending selcas every few hours just because• literally no I won’t send my ugly• but sweetie pls send all of urs I will s OB and frame literally all of them• more lap naps• just gimme hugs and lemme smooch ur nose and cry myself into a nap on ur lap • I’m really tired • I can’t think anymore and I’m so soft right now• so here’s the hcs about the marriage id want with the bby I can’t have that nobody asked for•my e yes•ok sorry ily• i also love u radish sm❤️• n chenle babs, bby, sweetie, hun,,,I’m literally cryin for u 💚

#ok so I'm crying #this was too precious to write #I want this in my life #a lot tbh #chenle is the only o n e I'll take :)))#nct is too good to be true #tagging this so everyone sees how much I love him #nct dream #me #ugly #jenzo #fuk I'm so #tired #thank u autocorrect #sorry radish #ask #pcypaige #chenle #ocean

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