#HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH THIS

[wykwryt]

i am just sitting here looking at the titles of the first two episodes of the pjo series and my head is going to explode

#idk how to watch this #how am i supposed to watch this #it's not like i didn't know these were going to be the titles of the episodes #but i'm already dead and killed by this alone #HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH THIS #pjo #pjo series #wyk writ #i keep tabbing over every minute #and just looking at it #and then getting scared away #what the fuck #this is going to be too fucking much for me to handle #it says these are like 50 min long #i won't make it one minute in i'm so fucking scared #i am already sick i am going to give myself an anuerysm like this #i #fuck me man fuck me #okay uh #i'm just gonna go watch the trailers that i have not been watching for my sanity #the first teaser alone took me out so bad

[captainjonnitkessler]

I truly, TRULY do not know how to say this, because the fact that I have to say it makes me feel like I am losing my grip on reality. But no, in the post-capitalistic anarchist utopia, I will not be relying on “autistic minecraft girlies” to be building inspectors because - and this may shock you - one of those occupations takes years of education in how to read and interpret hundreds of thousands of lines of regulations based on complicated math and physics that were the result of decades of tragedy and death, and the other one involves playing a children’s video game.

#i am begging this website. BEGGING it. to stop acting like building codes are state oppression #and please stop reducing blue collar jobs to 'so easy any handyman could do it with a youtube video' #that's how people fucking die #i didn't spend five years learning how to do my job safely to watch people online tell me it could've just been a course in high school #i know that this is like. a minority minority opinion and not really worth getting worked up over #but it's so annoying to see supposed leftists denigrating blue collar jobs like this #same poster also opined that we won't need garbagemen #because 'if the trash is bothering people they'll figure out a way to clean it without having to pick it up' #like what??? does that even fucking mean???? #construction

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

#[isabeau voice] am i insane or does sometimes loop talk like they might have killed their whole family. is that just me? just checking. #nille design highly inspired by @kiwibrain's since its the one that imprinted in my mind. liberties taken since i didnt look @ reference #anyway i have a lot more thoughts on this? i guess ill hide them in the tags...? scroll down i suppose. #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat bonnie #isat nille #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #doodlebyte #---------------------------------------------------------------------- #anyway the extra thoughts. are literally just my general thoughts on postcanon. (and thus are the context for all of my postcanon doodles!) #which is i think nille joins the party before loop reappears for a start (either from a period of nonexistence or just wandering around) #and that like. i think the party should be able to integrate loop as a completely new person. because they are! the secrecy isn't great but #They and Siffrin shuffle into different ecological niches in the party (eg. i think sif is more squeamish after it all but loop isnt) #and while it's not *exactly* what Loop wanted they get that beggars can't be choosers. and its pretty good #(i am glossing over how i think loop's reappearence drags both them and siffrin into a massive behavioural backslide and is likely a bit #distressing to watch go down. cycle of argument -> lovebombing -> normalcy -> repeat. etc etc. but since they are no longer literally #stewing in the worst pressure cooker of all time they do resolve it via productive conversation on their own time. its fine) #the party well-meaningly tries to deduce things from loop's vagueries and are able to pin down the DEAD FAMILY vibe pretty quickly. #but eventually the question of their prior identity falls by the wayside because well! they're just their friend loop! (also change belief) #as for how The Truth Come Out... this is what i mean by The Isabeau Torment Nexus(tm). which is that i think... isiloop should almost occur #BEFORE isabeau knows who loop is. he's just genuinely charmed by them eventually and tries to close the open end of the polycule #which FREAKS LOOP THE FUCK OUT because thats just too genuinely sick and wrong. and obviously w emotions high its not a great confrontation #ANYWAY told u i had more thoughts. if i were normal itd be a text post but.

[buddiesmutslut]

LISTEN. If we get a bisexual!Buck arc, I will ACTUALLY LITERALLY CRY, I’m already emotional just thinking about it, it will literally bring me so much joy

BUT

I don’t want it at the expense of an Eddie coming out arc…

Bc listen, I read a post talking abt how the writers probably won’t give both of them a really flushed out Queer Realization Arc bc it would be redundant, which like, okay sure, yes, I can see why you wouldn’t want to have two main, male characters going through the exact same thing, so sure, whatever, BUT -

I feel like, out of Buddie, Eddie is going to be the one that really struggles with coming to terms with his sexuality.

Eddie, who had to be The Man Of The House at 10 years old. Eddie, who grew up in the Deep South. Eddie, whose family is Catholic. Eddie, who already had a strained relationship with his judgmental parents. Eddie, who had a WIFE. Eddie, who says that what he had with Shannon was magic & compares every relationship he had to her. Eddie, who was in the military, which is infamous for DADT. Eddie, whose aunt constantly pushes him at random women because he needs to not be alone. Eddie, who canonically suffers from comp-het, saying that dating women feels like putting on a performance, not that he understands why. Eddie, who dated Ana & was planning on staying with her, even though he was unhappy, for his son.

I think Buck would be way chiller with realizing he’s queer - if he doesn’t already know, which is my fav head-cannon - & I feel like he wouldn’t struggle as much bc it’s Eddie, & Eddie is his best friend, and gender wouldn’t play as big a part for him as I think it would for Eddie.

I would love for them both to have an arc where they worked through their expectations when it comes to relationships & realize that they’re queer, but idk man, I feel like Eddie is going to be the one to really struggle & he deserves to really have that flushed out.

Idk, I’ve been thinking about this ever since I saw that post & nobody I know watches 9-1-1 😭

#buddie #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 #Queer Buddie Arcs #I want them both to have nice things is that really so unreasonable? #literally all of their other arcs take place at the same time #let them realize they’re queer & in love with each other at the same time too #honestly this only applies if Buddie goes canon which I’m not even convinced is going to happen #i have so many feelings #Buck would just be like “I’m in love with my best friend? fucking dope #bc my darling boy just wants to be loved & chosen & Eddie has already done those things #either way I wish they would stop putting them with random ass women who have been on the show for less than 10 minutes #I don’t need them to go canon in s7 but if we don’t even get a HINT of it this season I’ll probably quit watching #unless s7 is REALLY good bc they put some WEIRD shit in recently that I dfw #I have no idea how Tumblr is supposed to work am I doing this right? idk pls advise

[arohuacheng]

imagining the story from pei ming's perspective is rlly funny i think. this god from all that time ago ascends again (you were there for the first two times) and immediately waltzes into a situation that fucks something up for your descendant (putting both of your reputations on the line, messing up how hard your descendant worked to become a god and how hard you worked to ensure that he would have that chance) and then refuses to let you smooth the situation out and on TOP of that your friend's little sister (who hates you and who you are trying to look out for by request of your friend) is on your case about it too. so you've gotta work all that out and then like. you chill for a little bit (still kind of upset about your descendant) until your friend undergoes a heavenly calamity. and then in the space of like A Day the god from earlier shows up again with a fucking ghost king, your friend dies, the little sister you're supposed to be looking out for disappears, and everything just kinda goes to shit. so you're like. grieving. trying to process everything. until your OTHER close friend goes off the fucking rails with the spirit of that guy she murdered, and then you get called out to the spooky ghost mountain where you're confronted with the girl whose death YOU were essentially responsible for and have never really come to terms with, and then like. you just kind of hang out with these gay people until everything resolves itself. fight some ghosts. fight the heavenly emperor. get your friend to stop being evil for a little while so she can fix the filing systems. and then you just have to keep being the god of love i guess

#characters who are so related and yet so unrelated to the story my beloveds #is he really necessary to the story. no! he's so essential to me though #nobody talks about the tragedy of the three tumors... i know it's cause they're awful but c'mon guys... #these three people who only have each other... pei ming losing both of them one after another in their own way... #i think he's probably pretty chill about ling wen being evil. i don't remember how he responds but i don't think he's that worried. #but still. that's two for two on the 'people i care about getting fucked up somehow' list #and then the kid that you're supposed to be emergency older brother to fucking DISAPPEARS. #so you can't even follow through on your promise to your dead friend... #shaking my computer. do you all understand how i feel #pei ming posting tonight. so many thoughts but so little expressed in the pei ming posting #too sleempy... will return to thoughts later #i am going to become the pei ming poster of all time. just watch me #talking #tgcf #pei ming #tian guan ci fu

[loveshotzz]

bouncer steve thrusts lazily for a little bit, smirking at that little huff you make when he stops drilling you. opting for something shorter, pushing in only half way, big warm hand smoothing over your lower back while he watches the curve of your hips swoop into your waist and back out again. you take matters into your own hands, pushing yourself back on him over and over again to get him deeper.

he chuckles, toothpick still in his mouth, while he runs a hand through his hair, the other holds one of your hips. he leans back a little at the waist, abs and check flexing while he tilts his head to watch a sideview. slap slap slap. "that's it," he says, cockiness soaking his words, "that's it, bounce back on it just like that honey." the encouragement spurs you on, bouncing back harder and harder while you feel his tip punch into you over and over again, letting little gasps and yelps out at each push. steve's grip tightens on your fleshy hip, grunting while you go. slap slap slap. his eyes glaze over at the shake of your thighs and hips at each bounce, jaw tensing so hard he almost breaks the toothpick in his mouth. your sounds make his chest hot and after running his hand through his hair again he brings his hand down hard on your ass, watching it shake as his hips slam into you in time. "greedy fuckin' girl huh?" he grins, "such a greedy girl." the reverb sends him into a frenzy, the tinge of discoloration on your skin from where he smacked it makes his brows furrow, he's passed the point of no return. "a-again st-stevie," you moan out, choked neediness gasping out of you with each rough thrust. you don't have to ask him twice as he cracks his hand down again in a loud SMACK! making you whimper. he smooths his hand over it lovingly, gently. "baby," he starts, his voice warm and gooey in your head, "lemme know when you want another one."

I HAVE ZERO WORDS OR THOTS TO ADD TO THIS. JESUS CHRIST CAROL ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME???!!!!

#how am i suppose to clock back in now??? #i cant do this #FUCK #CAROL??!?!! #the toothpick??? #him taking a break so he can watch #steve harrington smut #bouncer!steve #whatta man thots #carol 💅🏻

[lilgayalienn]

This is not a man who has made a plot against Rhaenyra to ruin her, oh no this is a man who drinks to tame the pain/lust all of the feelings for a woman he isn't supposed to want. He has done the deed and paid for the rumors to be spread, he should be happy. Daemon has the self-esteem to be a king, he has won wars, and he isn't going to let some knights or his brother treat him like he is lower than them, he has standards and now he lets the king beat him like he is a common dog. He could have gone to some whore exactly as Rhaenyra said but he didn't he went somewhere to hide and drink himself to death. There is way more in him, he knew he shouldn't have done this to Rhaenyra she even might hate him and maybe that's what he wants so they would not let each other have one another. Well, destiny is a destiny it has to happen and we have spoilers/ trailers so let's enjoy the ride.

#daemon targaryen #house of the dragon #house targaryen #house of the dragon ep 4 #rhaenyra targaryen #daemyra #daemon x rhaenyra #rhaenyra and daemon #daemon and rhaenyra #rhaenyra x daemon #all i am saying is that DAEMON LOVES RHAENYRA AND THAT'S A MOTHER FUCKING FACT SO THAT'S THAT #my guy drinks himself ha isn't that a cliche #i cant have this woman now i am going to drink and cry ahh #yeah well i understand your reasons very well and yet it could have been more for the two of you #i just want to see how they will react to each other next time they see one another #it could be cool if rhaenyra loathes him and he is puppy eyes i am sorry and the next this is they are kissing again n later is her wedding #let daemon be the malewife is is supposed to be and later watch the kids when rhaenyra takes her place as queen

[fluffypotatey]

the way this scene has a chokehold on me :)

#NO BUT SEE HERE #ARE YOU EVEN SEEING HOW INSANE THEY WERE FOR THIS #LISTEN LISTEN LISTENNNNNNN #WHEN SWK TOLD MK HOW HIS ORIGINAL INTENTIONS TO GAIN POWER WAS TO PROTECT HIS LOVED ONES AND IT SHOWS US THIS!!!!! #IT SHOWS US THIS LIKE WE WOULDNT SCREAM ANS CRY LIKE FUCK #AND HOW MACAQUE IMMEDIATELY LEANS IN TO TAKE THE OFFERED PEACH #HESTITANTLY SURE BUT IT WAS THE IMMEDIATE REACTION FOR ME #HE IS JUST STANDING THERE FORZEN AS HE WATCHES A PAST MEMORY WITH WUKONG AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY????????? #FUCK #HALP ME #AND WE WONT EVEN MENTION THE FACT THAT SWK PROBABLY ASSUMED MACAQUE WAS JUST ANOTHER MEMORY UNTIL HE SAW MK #MK WAS THE ONLY TANGIBLE PERSON SWK KNEW FOR SURE WAS REAL AFTER LIVING THROUGH HIS OLD MEMORIES FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG #LIKE FUCK MAN T^T #lmk #lmk s4 special #lmk s4 special spoilers #lmk spoilers #shadowpeach

[nutcasewithaknife]

I'm a pro a denying canon tragic ends, but every few days I'm forced to reckon with how Mysterious Lotus Casebook is a heartbreakingly perfect tragedy. It's a man making peace with his inevitable end. It's him determined to write his own ending no matter what his past has been like. It's the inevitability of him leaving everyone at the end, because the people he loves will never let him go otherwise. Only, it isn't inevitable. He has simply told that to himself a million times, so often that he has forgotten how to consider that maybe he gets to not just die, but live on on his own terms.

#how am i supposed to go on with my life after watching this. #li xiangyi #mysterious lotus casebook #no other narrative has fucked with my brain so deeply. sorry but i'm never shutting up about it #mlc #lhl

[gregoftom]

TO ME, THAT’S CINEMA

#tomgreg #so i've seen this around a lot and ppl have already made points but like holy fuck. hoooly fuck lmao where do i begin #TOM THOUGHT THE ROOM WAS EMPTY FOR UH ... FOR WHAT BITCH?? #empty for what. you two just going in there ALONE. what for. strategizing? ok but then why was greg showing you tonight's selection. #even if it was girls it's still sus bc like who tf goes specifically to a room to show that shit. #oh by the way i listened again and tom says first ''why do we have to...'' so GREG asked for the room? #greg asked them to go to an empty room. slut. #anD THEN AFTER SAID ''I WANNA GIVE YOU'' BITCH!!!!!!!!1 #are we sure it's girls though...... like does it say later. i'll keep watching but Christ. LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK #how am i supposed to read this other than an affair lmfao and then he says ''go on'' and sends greg off away like a little pet #sick to bastard death of them god #so it's like. greg says can we go somewhere private and tom says why do we have to #greg says i wanna give you... and tom says what do you wanna give me annoyed like #girl we are at work and we are trying to stay alive can't you wait til we are at home for me to clap them cheeks #and then greg says a preview of tonight's selection... of what? could be alcohol could be sexy stuff could be mf. clothes idk #and then they look up like O FUCK the room is in use and it's fucking SH*V and immediately tom is like GO ON and greg #doesn't even stutter or say anything like usual he's just like SORRY and leaves immediately bc he KNOWS he gotta gtfo #sorry i'm just. poetic cinema indeed

[robotsafari]

i havent even watched legacy yet but that fucking kh world did some.. unexpected things to me

#beep boop you want fries with that #kingdom hearts #re:ddd #sora #quorra #tron #riku #was trying to redesign rinzler’s helmet bc god. its. kinda fucking boring. leaning into the beast more #also teh helmets eyes are supposed to look angry when its down and sad when its up. bwaaa #i heard rinzler acts like a cat. thats soemthing to look forward to when i watch the movie. grins. #the three dots are supposed to be the classic t. btw. #theres four you just cant see the last one. #made sora look more liek his space paranoids look because he needs to retain the 80s swag. #this reads like a change log. #and my good friend quorra. idk if i’ve even posted that redesign b4. #yes im making her quote the ur my pockets eddie post #i think she needs to chew on things. maybe she should maul clu with her fucking teeth. #shes so unorthadox girl to me. do you see my vision. #also dw about riku falling or paralelling tron or anything hes fiiine. #speaking of the falling art. its old. so its inaccurate to how i draw riku now #before my brain was huge basically. #its so funny how i drew this much art for legacy like. i love tron 1982. i havent watched legacy yet but i feel like im gonna hate it. #the kh world was okay but it had a lot of potential and. uh. made me a BIT insane at the last part in sora’s story (EXPLODES) #also this post is tagged re:ddd for. reasons. dw about it. #ANYWAY GN ITS 1 AM. RUNS AT MACH SPEED.

[britneyshakespeare]

me learning hank green nonchalantly came out as bi three days ago on twitter

#i don't use twitter how am i supposed to know these things #fucking good for him!!!! we love to see it!!!!!! happy pride hank #vlogbrothers #hank green #text post #yeah i've been bingeing a lot of vlogbrothers lately whose business is that #i mean i've been watching them pretty casually since i was like 12. not like ive watched every upload since then but #yeah funny enough i was watching a lot more of them awhile before hank's cancer diagnosis #kaily texted me at work two and a half weeks ago just the sentence 'hank green has lymphoma' and i felt like crying #i might've said that already #anyway as far as the text cited in that tweet i have no idea what any of that means but good for hank

[harukaenthusiast]

watched paldean winds. gorgeous animation . silly characters . love the way pkmn are animated . but why would they be like ok! here’s our SILLY protags of the series — they’re in paldea, of course! woah! :3 now watch arven almost get fucking obliterated by a cetitan!! ^_^

IT T O OK ME OFF GUA R D I WAS HORRIFIED. WHY WOULD THEY TRY TO KILL MY BOY

THEY CANT JUST DO RHAT. MY POOR BOY GETTING HIS SHIT ROCKED ON GLASEADO MOUNTAIN. HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE NEVER AGAIN /silly

#arvenfanboyposting #arven #pkmn sv #paldean winds #arven pkmn #arven pokemon #I WAS WATCHING IT. GOT EXCITED WHEN ARVEN CAME ON SCREEN #AND HE JUST?? ALMOST GETS FUCKING KILLED?? #HOW AM I.. THW NUMBER ONE ARVEN FANBOY OF ALL TIME #SUPPOSED TO D EAL WITH THAT????????????? #tbh he can run. proud of him !!

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

13/dhawan: too orange 12/missy: too blue 10/simm: too suits in offices

this is the burden of the thoschei shipper

#IVE COMPLAINED BEFORE AND I"LL DO IT AGAIN #aesthetically im fighting my way up mount perdition both ways in the snow or whatever the kids say #twissy is most fixable #13s era has some cool landscape shots #ten/simm are ON THE FUCKING PHONE OH MY GOD #im sure theres like some good meta or whatever good analysis good reasons for why they must be so fucking boring but Oh My God #how am i supposed to make this look nice boys!!!!! #im just back in the telepathy dirt scene every time how do i make the suits and offices look nice #thank god they invented whatsapp huh #the phooonnee!!!!!!!! #im not really mad im like giggling but just #do you ever watch last of the timelords?? #it's not pretty #why must one of the most heartwrenching thoschei scenes be iN SUITS AND UGLY OFFICES #they should be in like. gowns. on the moors. on the top of a tower like rapunzel. on a ship breaking up in a storm at sea #anything

[dennisboobs]

top tier testimonial

#ada speaks #this is so fucking funny #i would absolutely never call mac a master manipulator but he IS indeed pulling the strings #like my brother in christ that is canon and covered in an episode #I CANT. GET OVER HOW FUNNY THIS IS #'BE NICE TO GLENN' #I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO OTHER PEOPLE #how do you manage to equate 1) media analysis and 2) being nice to people to Not Having Fun #i am actually. i am having fun. thats kind of what fandom is supposed to be for #community. friendship. enjoying the thing. #simultaneously showing that you don't actually understand the source material AND acting like i'm having less fun for doing so #watch. pretty much any episode of the show and tell me mac isn't manipulative. not a Master Manipulator. but like #this isn't the Bad People Doing Bad Things Show ft. goodboy Mac #he's included

[melissa-leaf]

this man just broke my heart

#have you ever cried and sobbed throughout hour-long work zoom meeting #wanting to scream 'what's the fucking point in all this bullshit when Toni Kroos is retiring' #well I have now #toni kroos #how do I stop crying?! my eyes just keep pouring tears #how am I supposed to watch CL final knowing it's his last match? #I mean I won't see anything through the tears again #RM you better win it! #and I can't believe I'm saying it and I'm forever Furia Roja supporter but #Germany NT you better win the Euro #that man needs one more trophy to the collection #real madrid