#Hey Vsauce

[reallivewire]

The council has decided your depiction of Michael Myers does not have enough scarring or saggy tits to be considered valid

#this is a joke #or is it #hey vsauce

[alexlalpaca]

Vsauce as a sleep paralysis demon

#Hey Vsauce #Michael here #I am inside your walls

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 4 #troubled waters #hey vsauce columbo here #what Causes seasickness. and why does it make us throw up. how do our bodies throw up at all? hm. did you know that mice....can't throw up

[whoisthatstrangeimbecile]

#vashwood #trigun #hey vsauce michael here. where are your fingers

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

note to self never fucking take benadryl ever again

#was miserable with allergies at work and ONLY had benadryl on me. did not want to deal with not breathing and thought #“oh the drowsiness isnt THAT BAD” #its that bad. fuck me im going 2 bed at 7pm #got home from work and fell asleep for 10 minutes only to wake up with one of those FULL BODY “oh god im falling” flinches #aaughhahghghhhhh #DAY 2 OF GETTING NOTHING DONE AFTER WORK. #but we are doing better than yesterday because we're not listening to autoheart yet #ALSO???? random fucking ice cream truck in the aq parking lot today??? you bet your ass i got a cookie sandwich #and u know what it was fucking called???? #BIG CHIPPER. #me when vague coincidental reference to my current hyperfix. hey vsauce gillion tidestrider here

[notdelusionalatall]

Questioning reality because I watched too many Vsauce videos.

#hey vsauce michael here #vsauce #questioning reality #nothing is real #solipsism #solipsist

[azazazazel]

#zayza sillyposting #block #zoink #er #did i say there was an s #i am rebellious #i hate gay men #wait do i hate gay men?? #doofenshmirtz #doors #zoinks #soinkz #is this a slur #the end. #fin #etc #post credits scene #chair #we're retconning milk #we're lactose intolerant #fuck the milkers #except!! #mother milkers cause i'm not adding mommy milkers as a tag #hey i wonder what the longest tag i can have is #Aron (23 May 2018). “How Zoink Games combined Monkey Island and Rayman to make Flipping Death”. Red Bull. Archived from the or #140 character limit #that was the wikipedia article for zoink the game development studio #hey guys vsauce here #how zoink? #💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 I FUCKING HATE VSAUCE ANGWAYS 30 TAG LIMIT BYEEEE

[sprinklethetangerine]

I don't know about you, but my entire life REVOLVES around quoting shows and movies and whatever I know. If I never quoted things... then I just wouldn't be me anymore.

Just now, I suffered through 3 and a half hours of studying before finally calling it a day and going to eat and maybe watch something with my sister only to find the bitch asleep and doing exactly what I wish I was doing for those 3 hours I studied in. Absolutely nothing. So I, with no one but me around to hear, said "boo, you whore."

I quoted mean girls. For no reason other than I fucking wanted to. And if I didn't do that in that very moment... I don't think my life would be complete rn.

Literally 50 times through an average conversation, I will quote SOMETHING from SOMEWHERE.

#another thing i say a lot is “the key to being a good thief is nice and stealthy” *loud crash* “like a mouse” #or another jacksepticeye one “honey im TRAAASH” #“hey vsauce michael here your home security is great” #“or is it?” #“for the greater good” “the greater good” #“lock me up” “im sorry?” “im a slasher” “youre a what??” “a slasher... of prices. my discounts are criminal. catch me later!” #honestly dont even get me started on hot fuzz cause there are so many quotes from that thing that i repeat daily #theyre like daily affirmations at this point #ive probably memorized every single line in that movie #“im not worried about silly little things like labels people can call me whatever theyd like they can even call me dookie..........” #“NEVER CALL ME DOOKIE” #“shut up astrid” #etc etc you get it #i say lots of things from lots of places

[profound-mystery]

One day you will be awoken to my farther hand delivering the news that a flock of pigeons claimed me on a trip to a London museum and I haven't been since. He will inform you that your and your group of adventures will have to find me in a murder mystery style investigation span across the land to various museums. Then beyond the land to more museums. Whether or not you find me is yet to be determined but I will be in a museum surrounded by many pigeons.

I will travel to every museum on this planet, with poundland vsauce, to find you.

#answers #<3 platonic #your dad looks and acts like vsauce #hey vsauce stuart here

[azxremoon]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP ME BEFORE I ACTUALLY GO THROUGH WITH THIS ‼️•~•”

#[ × elluka talks ! ] #he is THE brainrot right now #me entry someone turned into the reader bonding with risen king chrom after missing the s-support with regular chrom #somehow??!!?!?! #they were just trying to hang out at the beach dawg 💀 what da hell #it’d be a short series #maybe less than ten chapters?? #the title was meant to be a joke and then i finished typing it and it was no longer a joke #hey vsauce michael here i’m batshine insane #would. would anyone be interested?? *the rock eyebrow meme* #i’ll probably do it for myself and toss it onto ao3 #but i’d need to…*shivers* #p l a n i t o u t #*my *somehow #GIRL (GENDER NEUTRAL) IM SO EMBARRASSING #IT’S GRIMA HE’S TURNING ME DYSLEXIC

[corvidinthewoods]

#crow.txt #id in alt text #tiktok #tiktok comment #vsauce #hey vsauce michael here

[letsgethaunted]

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. And here, Michael here, Hey Vsauce

#Hey #Vsauce. Michael her #Vsauce #Youtube

[the-text-party]

BAHAHA MY SIENCE TEACHER PUT ON A DAMM VSAUCE VIDEO IM LOSSING MY MIND BAHAHAHAHAH

#hey Michael #Vsauce here

[p1nkc4lyps0]

hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, your an insect, a tiny insignificant mini beast. Now, let's also say you get into a middle class home somehow and end up in a carpet, now this is a bit of a pickle as you see it's moving day and once your on the carpet, it gets rolled up, it's quite tight you know, a bit of a squeeze but if we're honest not uncomfortable, now with this context in mind, hypothetically, in this situation would you yourself be the rather snug bug that is within the rug?

#hey vsauce michael here #shitpost

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

☀️🌑

#ouagh #absolutely wild. it was so freaky. feeling a lot of things about it #i understand . everything now #inspiration. etc etc . idk. words is not ome of my strong suits apparently #hey vsauce. gillion here #<< i just like saying that #not to sound insane but . waxing poetic about it. our grandma was like imagine seeing this thousands of years ago. and shes right. #man. its really something incredible

[electroshockdickblast]

HELLO ! HI !! I SEE YOU !!! COME VISIT THIS GAY LITTLE SYSTEM BLOG !!

- we are the electroshock dickblast party squadron [or just "electroshock party squadron"] and we started this silly little blog to discuss our experiences with systemhood and rant about the dumb shit that goes on here lmao - we have no dni - we block freely. all we can say is if you're an endogenic "system" or in favor of them, zionist or anything else that's kinda ass, expect to be blocked or sent a death threat [/hj] hosts slash frequent fronters as of right now are: MICHAEL : he they it ;; temporary [?] host! signoff:: -☀ / - michael JOEY / SIMON / AXON : ask/fluid ;; host! signoff:: - joeyjoe / - 🎸 ALEX / ZACH / WHALEBOY : he they bass it xe ;; cohost! signoff:: -🐳 TAZER / ZIGZAG / YELLOW : it xe zap electro shock ;; cohost also?!? signoff:: -⚡ feel free to message us if ya want our simplyplural or rentry! -- so!! have fun on our little blog! feel free to ask us any questions tbh literally anything, you're either getting an answer or a block tbf - michael :3

#hey its vsauce michael here /ref #if you compare me to michael afton ill fucking kill myse #system #traumagenic system #osdd system #non traumagenic dni #osddid #system blog #introject #system things #system stuff #intro post #system intro #endos go fuck yourself with a spoon #zionists go fuck yourself with a knife #tally hall!