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Harry Potter Next Generation Headcanons
im bored. im full of emotions, and am rly missing the HP world... i just want to write down my headcannons for the next gen kiddos tbh.
please remember these are just my opinions? its okay if yours are different. im just bored and want to share my thoughts,,
Teddy Lupin
his name is Theodore Remus “Teddy” Lupin. it’s just what it is
I don’t care what JKR says, to me his name will always be Theodore
i can’t do this “Edward” stuff im so sorry,,,
h u f f l e p u f f
proper school uniform? never heard of it
messy hair, messy clothes
punk rock child
we’re talking like,,,at least two (2) lip piercings ok
absolutely terrible in herbology. do not leave this child alone in a greenhouse, bad things happen
fuckin hoards chocolate
its a problem
dating Victorie Weasley
random bursts of dancing
keeps a lock of hair pink for his mother
lives with the Potters, enjoys pretending to be Ginny to ground his siblings
“Lily, why aren’t you coming out of your room? Dinner’s ready?” “You said I’m grounded! You tell me!” “What? Oh, for the- THEODORE REMUS LUPIN-“
s m i r k s
effortlessly cool,,, but so so dorky,,, in a cool way
Victorie Weasley
ravenclaw!
looks a lot like her mother, Fleur, but inherited those Weasley freckles
a little confused a lot of the time
absolute sweet tooth (teddy abuses this fact a lot)
Mom Friend™
will help you with your homework
always got a book on her
super beautiful and like,,,, the absolute nicest person,,, but
cannot dance
like at all
adores Charms class
a softie you don’t want to cross
“I’m the oldest”
Dominique Weasley
inherited the Classic Weasley Red Hair™
idolises her Uncle Charlie
“I wanna save animals and work with cool dragons, just like Uncle Charlie does!”
Bill almost has a heart attack
always bringing stray animals home
(“is that a lizard in your pocket, Dominique?” “Yes! His name is Blob.” “You know how your father’s afraid of reptiles, sweetheart, you can’t bring it inside.”)
Gryffindor child
favourite class is definitely Care of Magical Creatures, she and Hagrid like to talk about proper care methods for rare creatures
perpetual dirt stains
BIG middle child vibes
doesn’t really label her sexuality… just kinda does what she wants rly
all the pets in Hogwarts love her
rumours are she’s got an innate, natural magical ability to make them all love her
(she feeds them under the table)
it’s a mystery
big advocate for animal rights
f e m i n i s t
willing to throw hands at all times
usually all smiles though
one of those people who use their whole bodies to laugh
kind of an accidental heartthrob
romcoms
Louis Weasley
looks the most like his mother
ravenclaw
absolutely filled with curiosity. always reading or talking or learning
random facts
(how do you even find that sort of information?
you don’t want to know)
coffee boy
sort of musically talented?
he and James Sirius preach the importance of skincare to all who will listen
secretly full of sass and dry wit
vry graceful and fluid
e y e r o l l
awkward smiles? can never smile properly in photos
on the ravenclaw quidditch team
Ravenclaw Prefect
(“You might be older, but I’m taller.” “Fuck off!”)
only watches High Quality™ tv shows/media
kind of a disaster, despite the gracefulness
Molly Weasley
Classic red hair
comes across as a bit uptight, like her father
I don’t care what you think. (She really cares what you think.)
E y e b r o w s
death glares
drinks like 5 cups of coffee in the morning
studies,,, like a lot
definitely a Gryffindor though
mom jeans
always ready to debate a topic. will destroy opponents.
has been trying to start a successful Debate Club for like 4 years now
naturally falls into the position of a group leader
would be a teacher’s pet, if she wasn’t ready At All Times™ to debate the relevancy of the course syllabus or outdated teaching methods
got into a fight with Severus Snape’s portrait in Headmistress McGonagall’s office.
(Dumbledore’s portrait was laughing, until she turned and ragged on him for a bit. Minerva thought it was absolutely hilarious, so she just let Molly go at it for a while).
full of rage towards everything, but wears a very careful mask of aloofness
to calm down, she likes painting her nails
she’s very good at it
she’s also very good at painting and art in general, weirdly enough
Lucy Weasley
G R Y F F I N D O R
adores shitty puns and has a terrible sense of humour
brown hair, not red
loves to prank people, which makes her Uncle George very proud
Percy complains about her behaviour, but makes sure he knows he’s proud too
(charming all the cauldrons in the potions classroom to scream whenever they’re stirred takes a more complex understanding of spell work than one would expect).
a pit of a punk streak
rly loves hip hop
high key drama queen
does she ever stop yelling? we’re yet to find out
average grades in terms of theory, but she’s the best in terms of applying information
especially for her pranks
has allies throughout the castle, from the portraits to the students
the bigger the prank, the better
but is a firm believer in “confuse, don’t abuse”
all her pranks are mostly harmless
is a surprising lover of older literature, like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, an influence of her sister
a bit rebellious
Fred Weasley II
name isn’t officially “the second”, but it sounds cooler
James Potter, Lucy Weasley, Molly Weasley and Fred Weasley are like the Marauders 2.0
says “squad” and “lit” unironically
niche humour
hipster vibes
avid music lover
smiley sunshine child
takes after his mother the most in looks, just like his sister
a chill type of gryffindor
plays quidditch, and is an excellent chaser, just like his mother
the absolute undisputed King™ of puppy-dog eyes
just,,,, beautiful
the True teacher’s pet
hands in his work on time,, asks lots of questions,,, likes helping students understand their work,, what a boy
can hella nyoom
runs so fast
look at him go
as you might expect, loves a good prank. always down for a laugh
Roxanne Weasley
Gryffindor and pROUD
absolute Queen tbh
was definitely Head Prefect or Gryffindor Prefect at some point
loved by the school
absolute legend
G I R L P O W E R
infectious laughter
has a soft spot for Louis Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy
these poor disaster children,,,, they need a Mother
M O M
big mom vibes
mothers the hell out of all the first years
a feminist through and through
can be found nodding aggressively to Molly Weasley’s semi-deranged, furious ranting
YAAAASS
loves slang. uses so much slang. always up to date with trends and memes
has all the gossip
becomes a mess around pretty girls
absolute blushing, stuttering disaster around cute girls oh my god
her eye make-up game is killer
sparkly
Distinguished Lesbian
Rosie Weasley
did someone say Weasley™?
red hair and freckles and curls oh my
on the autism spectrum, has trouble socialising sometimes
hella passionate about stuff
hangs out with Scorpius and Albus, the Golden Trio 2.0
f em ini st
her jokes are the best. high quality sense of humour.
Ravenclaw
likes to read. it’s quiet in the school library, which is nice.
abysmal at herbology
surprisingly good at Care of Magical Creatures though? Animals are just,,, so much easier to deal with
overall, really good grades though
bit of a silent type, but she’s actually a riot to hang out with
actually pretty good at quidditch? She’s not on the team, and she’s not super interested in playing, but?? She’s not bad??
She can land a solid hit with a beater’s bat
(eyes you judgementally over the top of a book)
dry wit humour
will throw hands over chess
Hugo Weasley
hufflepuff
unbeatable at chess, like his dad
a lost puppy
someone please help this child
softie
kind of low-key emotional
so supportive!! and loyal!! high-key best friend material
foodie. loves food. please feed him.
takes a bit more after his dad appearance wise
loves to cook. spends lots of time with grandma Molly and his dad in the kitchen
Professor Longbottom is his favourite professor, because he’s more chilled and laidback.
other professors and classes fill him with Distress™
loves astronomy too
maths whizz, so good at arithmancy
(“uh, actually-“)
a little bossy, like his mother
is trying so hard
maybe a little too hard
a bit insecure and nervous, but so soft
please treat this child carefully and with love
James Sirius Potter
Gryffindor
L O U D
a fucking disaster child
what’d you expect, putting “James” and “Sirius” together?
DRAMATIC GASPING
flails his hands around when he talks
s t r u t s
bisexual mess, had a crush on both the Longbottom children at some point
is better than you at everything
including being a different gender
fuck you that’s why
so pretty
he’s so pretty
is thIS CHILD EVER NOT LAUGHING AT SOMETHING OH My god
laughs at everything
all the time
always
high-key emotional
badly timed finger guns
looks like a model in photos? wtf?
gets invited to Girls Nights™
wears nail polish and makeup
loves to yell at people about gender roles and defying stereotypes
TEA SIS
not on the quidditch team surprisingly enough, even though he’s pretty good
prefers to be in the stands, doing A+ commentary on the games
if he can get Fred to stop mid-air due to unbearable, suffocating laughter at least once a game it’s a win in his books
has it OUT for the hufflepuff quidditch team and no one knows why??
definitely makes puns on his name
it drives everyone insane
harry always replies he’s just making his namesake proud
that also drives everyone insane
smug lil shit
Albus Severus Potter
“It’s just Al.”
S L Y T H E R I N
will always find a way to get what he wants, eventually
“dad, why did you name me this way?”
unimpressed
sigh
hella smart. is topping at least five classes
Aunt Hermione is his favourite. She’s the fucking Mistress of Magic! All that power, the ability to make change and improve the Magical World as a whole-
sass master
the reason headmistress mcgonagall keeps a bottle of scotch under her desk at all times
the only potter child to inherit The Eyes™
absolute insomniac
kind of emo, but turns into a fucking softie around Scorpius Malfoy it’s hilarious
adverse to violence. prefers a verbal beatdown method
really tall? despite having shorties for parents??? no one saw it coming
(especially not Teddy. He’s always scared of losing his last few inches of height)
Functional Gay
he’s on the slytherin quidditch team, as a seeker
Lily Luna Potter
Gryffindor
FEMINIST
do not mess with lily luna potter
she may seem cute and sweet, but she will destroy you
inherited her father’s black hair
disaster lesbian
transfiguration is her favourite subject, by far
has no idea what she wants to do with the rest of her life.
Existential Crisis Father-Daughter Bonding Time™
do you ever sleep?
takes after Ginny the most in personality
also, kind of the most like James Fleamont Potter in personality, too?
Loves to help her brother out with pranks, laughs at him when he gets caught and she gets away with it
The only one of the Potter Children who hasn’t got into a fight with Severus Snape’s portrait
because she just ignores him instead
loves talking to the portraits around the castle
Super good at Quidditch, is on the team as a Chaser
Quidditch Captain at some point
adores Hagrid, but who out of the Potter children doesn’t?
Idolises Minerva McGonagall
just as oblivious as her father
Scorpius Malfoy
Actually in Ravenclaw, not Slytherin, much to many people’s surprise
abSOLUTE DADDY’S BOY
super close with his dad
Draco is just so supportive of like everything he does (unlike his father)
classic blonde malfoy looks
actually really funny?
a cuddler. loves hugs. always leeching warmth off of someone
he and Rosie sometimes finger-tip-touch which is their version of a hug, because he know’s she’s not super comfortable with touch
was basically adopted by the Weasley’s and Potter’s
James Sirius will murder for this child
booknerd, always rambling to Al and Rosie about new books coming out he’s interested in reading.
has had a crush on Albus Potter since like 1st year
always worried about making his dad proud, and keeping up the Malfoy name
sweet tooth
he’s just,, soft. just a warm, happy child. he wants love, and affection. someone tell him he’s doing okay, please.
needs,,, validation,,,
he’ll tell you out loud that he has no favourite aunts or uncles, but he secretly really likes spending time with his Uncle Ron
they had a talk, once, in like the middle of the night at a sleepover with Rosie and Al, about feeling insecure in comparison to others, and learning to be proud of yourself for your achievements
there were a few tears, but it was nice
Ron was actually the third person he told, besides his dad and Rosie, about having a crush on Al
openly a disaster romantic. trash taste in romance novels.
always welcome in the Potter-Weasley households
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Can I please request a blurb or one shot where Brian is not-so-secretly in love with y/n and gets really jealous/possessive when she dances with Roger at an after party or something?
jealous Bri? here we fucking GO (also thank you for requesting ily)
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You were the definition of clueless. It all started in 1970 when your best mate Freddie took you to his flat to meet his mates Roger and Brian. You walked in with a knitted red dress and black go go boots with sunglasses that only someone like you or Elton John would wear.
“Can I take your coat love?” Freddie said as he took the bottle of wine out of your hand that you had brought over for dinner.
“Yes, thank you. Where are these cute bandmates of yours that you can’t stop talking about?” You say with a smirk as you slip off your fur coat and drop the extravagant sunglasses at the table by the door.
Freddie walks you into the kitchen where a tall and lanky man with tight curly brown hair is cooking pasta, and a smaller, yet confident and sexy blond is sitting at the table reading a car magazine and smoking a cigarette.
“Guys, I’d like you to meet the lovely, y/n.” Freddie says gesturing to you and you take a step closer to the two of them shifting your glance back and forth.
“How do you do?” You say with a sweet smile on your rosy pink lips while you move a strand of your long hair behind your ear.
The curly haired one looks up at your question and his breath is instantly hitched in his throat. It was like everything had suddenly moved in slow motion. You were the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. You were insatiable to him. From the way you spoke, to the way you dressed, he wanted to know everything about you. He instantly felt attracted to you and everything around him melted.
He put down the cooking spoon he was holding and sauntered over to you. You noticed his calm and sweet demeanor. You noticed that he was slightly hunched over which caused his half unbuttoned shirt to expose his breathtaking bony sternum and excentuated his bony hips that pertruded out of his bell bottoms. He extended a hand out for you to shake.
“Hello, y/n. I’m Brian. Lovely to meet you. You’re even more beautiful in person than Fred described.”
Normally Brian would never be that forward with a girl but he made a pact with himself right then and there that he would have you. Fight for you. Wait for you. No matter what. He just...knew.
“Well, fuck me! Aren’t you a proper lady!” Roger said standing up and swatting Brian’s hand away from yours and wrapping an arm around your neck as he stood in front of you, closely.
Your hands instantly went to his sides as he flashed you a smile that lit up his pretty ocean blue eyes. You looked up into them and felt a flutter in your stomach. How could any man be that beautiful?
“Ah well thank you.” You said blushing and slightly stepping out of his touch and playing with the end of your very short dress.
“Come on love, sit next to me.” Roger said pulling you over to the table and him instantly talking to you about anything and everything. You knew he wanted to get into your pants but you didn’t care. He was so fucking sexy. His blonde hair suited his baby face so well and the way he always kept his knee in between yours and could just make you melt after just 10 seconds of looking at him, you were hooked.
Never did you look back at the other boy just three feet away who wanted to treat you like the proper lady that you actually were.
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Two months passed. You were Roger’s pet. His girl that would melt for him no matter how he treated you. And that made Brian sick to his stomach. At most times, you hated it the most. Why? Because you were treated like shit. Roger cheated on you basically every night. But if you left, you were scared that you would be alone and never loved again. Not that you were loved now. The truth is, Roger was a nice guy, he just was not the settle down type and he just simply did not know how to work in a proper relationship. He was young and hot, he didn’t have time for things like love. And the more you were treated poorly by Roger, the more you started to hate him and you always confided in Brian. Just like tonight.
From Brian’s perspective, he was so jealous. I mean so jealous he would cry about it. How could Roger just throw away the most amazing girl to ever fucking exist??? He would give anything to have you.
“He just...doesn’t listen. You know? I can’t get him to sit down for ten seconds, never mind have a conversation with him. I’m miserable, Brian.” You said sipping your drink as you and Brian watched the playboy Roger chat up some random bird at the other side of the party.
“Not to be a dick but, why don’t you just leave him, y/n? He is no good for you and it KILLS me to you hurt-”
“Because no one will ever love me!!!! I have always been alone. But, when Roger does spare a second to look at me, he looks. I mean, really looks. Deep down he cares for me, he just doesn’t know it yet.” You say cutting him off and putting your head in your hands.
A rush of urgency and confidence hits Brian.
“Y/n I lo-”
Brian was cut off again by the same playboy coming up and grabbing your sides roughly and grinding his hips into your back to the loud music.
“Come on pretty girl, come dance with me.” Roger roared in your ear and you felt special.
“Be right back, Bri.” You say quickly as all your insecurities instantly fading when your with him. Even though you know it won’t last long.
Brian just rolls his eyes and grasps his beer firmly and swivels his chair to watch you closely, making sure you were okay. He always watched you like this when he could. Truth be told, Brian fell in love with you more and more everyday and everyone knew it. Roger too. But he didn’t care. Roger knew you were under his spell and he took advantage every chance he got.
After about three minutes and slutty dancing on top of the enticing blonde, Roger did the unforgivable while in his very drunken haze.
“Stay here and keep the dance floor company. I am gonna go shag that redhead bird over there.” He pecks you quick on the lips, then slaps your ass, and leaves you all alone.
You stand there beside yourself that your sad excuse for a boyfriend had reached an all time low. You stood there, stunned, shocked, and slightly shaking as sweaty bodies all around you danced to your killer track, “Bennie and the Jets.”
Brian was already his making his way over and without a word he wraps his arms over your shoulders and walks you out of the door and leans you up against the wall outside the building of the party and you just look down at the cement floor. What kind of person have you become? Just an object for someone else to abuse? You weren’t even a person at all. You had no one.
“Y/n...please say something.” Brian said putting his hand in his pockets and his heart breaking for you.
“What the fuck do you want me to stay? I’m a stupid bitch who lets my abusive shitty as man-whore boyfriend walk all over me. He sleeps with a new dove every night and every morning I still get up and kiss him goodbye and tell him I love him. I am a horrible person. Why do you even care?”
There was silence. Brian was a lot of things. Sweet, kind, careful, beautiful, caring, but not silent. Never. He always knew what to say, which caused you look up at him through your tears.
“Bri-” You cut yourself off when you notice the hot tears spilling uncontrollably from his bright hazel eyes.
“Brian! Why are you upset??” You say now kind of forgetting about your own pain and being more concerned with his.
“You...you have no clue, how much I fucking love you, y/n.”
Your heart dropped. Literally what?
“Brian, I cannot do this tonight I-”
“No. Now you’re gonna listen. Ever since that night I first laid my eyes upon you. I was done for. I wanted to drop down on one knee right there and ask you to be mine forever. And not just because of your looks. Whenever you walk into a room, a whiff of fresh air comes in. Your smile radiates through me and makes me a better person. God, every day that Roger hurts you, I wanna pick you up and drive you off into the sunset and never have you shed a tear of sadness ever again. You are the air I breathe. You’re all I need, and I love you so.”
Silence.
You felt suffocated. The man you thought you had loved was a stranger. A part of your dark past, and now you have a light. You have a good thing. Someone who would love and take care of you.
“Brian, do you really truly mean that?” Tears spilling past your eyes and his beyond return at this point.
“Yes. Absolutely. If you let me, I would spend the rest of my life, every moment, of everyday, showing you how much I meant every word. I will wait for you. As long as it takes.” He has your face in his big hands at this point and for the first time in your whole life, you felt what real love feels like. And yes, it is just like how the movies put it. You felt like your heat was going to implode.
“Brian...” You trail off closing your eyes and humming in his touch.
“Yes?”
“Would you kiss me?”
Brian’s lips met yours and you swear it felt like you got struck by lightning. Every single thing and event that had come before this very moment melted away. Brian was all you had now and you never wanted him to let you go. Until, a familiar slurring and drunken voice rang just a few feet away.
“Oi, what the FUCK you doing with my girlfriend, mate?!”
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and I oop! is it too early in my writing career to leave cliffhangers? ah anyway, let me know how this was and keep requesting!!!!!
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Hello! I've been following you for a while and wanting to get into your lore. Where should I start?
Sorry, I was playing ‘Antidepressant the game’ aka Slime Rancher for the past literally 10 hours.
edit: Tumblr apparently doesn’t wanna allow you to read more on asks. Fine. Fuck you too Tumblr.
The way I did it is come up with a very very basic idea/concept/aesthetic. And it should hopefully fit what your dragons already look like or what you’re into but it doesn’t have to.
I started my clan with the simple idea of ‘swamp witches’ because I was missing my home state of Florida and love the aesthetic of Old Florida and gators and the everglades. And that’s why Layali looks the way she did when we lived in Light.
She radiates the idea of a swamp witch while herself not actually being one (she’s a seer but whatever). And from there I slowly built out my clan. And it should be noted; I grew my clan VERY slowly compared to how some people *cough @golden-lionsnake cough* buy dragons left and right. I didn’t buy my first permanent dragon for like a MONTH.
and when I did buy a dragon i asked myself ‘what does a swamp full of witches need?’. Well... herbs for starters, and plants, so probably a garden/farm land of sorts. Which is where Spayar came in
and he’s a druid, living in a swamp, and still kinda witchy, right? At the very least he fits the aesthetic idea I was going for.
And then from there if I bought a dragon they needed a purpose. Even if the purpose was ‘guard’ or ‘huntsman’ or ‘another witch’ because you gotta actually have witches in a swamp witch style lore. And I made everyone do something different. And when everyone does something different they interact in different ways. Like how does the adopted daughter of one of the sort of clan leaders interact with a roving fire spirit? (which I did have for a time). Or how do the druids interact with the witches? How do guards work in a swamp of a tiny clan that has no enemies or allies? What about as they start to get larger and make friends?
I built my Manor sub clan the same way. I bought the Master, gened him, and just had him around.
I then, later, decided I needed more general fodder. So I bought a bunch of fodder pairs. And I had always thought that a dragon named the Master might maybe not really be a sort of weird cult leader? And what he actually is now isn’t that far off. He’s... the owner of a bunch of concubines: my fodder pairs. So I gave my otherwise loreless fodder breeders lore by connecting ALL of them to the Master as parts of his collection and they all live in his big manor (hence the subclan name) and he provides everything for them they just have to maintain the house and entertain him (which is sometimes fucking and sometimes playing music or cooking him food or bringing him nice flowers or fighting wild animals or making beautiful art or dancing). The aesthetic is literally ‘Jeff Goldblum Grandmaster style book collector has a bunch of hot young dragons who like to fuck.’
Carrion Roost is similar (name subject to change bleh) except a littttle different. I had OCs I made into dragons and was like ‘well now what’. Well they’re canonically vampires. So. I made some pseudo-vampire dragons called the Prime Hunters. So my aesthetic for them is literally just ‘does it LOOK like a vampire? It’s a vampire’. And lore builds itself out from there with born Hunters and turned Hunters and Hunters who were chased from their origin points and ones who wandered and ones who despite everything aren’t that bad they’re just so very hungry sometimes and then some who are just ABSOLUTE awful little goblins.
Cahya is the former and then Evit here is the little awful goblin
Also final tips
I didn’t just stumble upon my lore all at once. It took me *looks how old their progen is* nearly two years to get to where I am now with my lore and only recently have I really expanded my lore beyond Cypress Hall. Until tabs and the Den came out I was a SINGLE CLAN lair. No extra sub clans or clans in other flights. I put all of my ideas into one clan. And yeah my clan had cliches and niches and such but they all knew they were the same clan, that they all were part of Cypress Hall. Also I’ve been world building for 10+ years at this sort of mini macro level and can literally come up with an entire plot line for a story in 3 hours with like a one sentence prompt. So I’ve got a LOT of practice.
When you do start writing lore (or even just thinking about it) WRITE SOME FUCKING NOTES. Don’t make me come to your house with a spoon and smack your hands for not taking notes down IMPORTANT story elements or neat little details. I am my own worst enemy and don’t take notes until after I’ve written like... 30k worth of shit. Don’t be like me. Write fucking notes as you write, I swear to the Eleven.
and lastly: everyone does it different. I know people who use webs and make wikis and all those great character and world tracker sites, and timelines to plan their stuff. And that’s great. I am so glad that that stuff exists for people who use it. I cannot use them. It’s too tedious and slow for me. It’s too confining. I want a bulleted list of information I can scan through and find. I don’t like having pages and pages of stuff with a few paragraphs per page otherwise I feel like it’s a waste of time to do it. To be quite honest: I just remember this shit. I hardly write anything down anymore. I just have an encyclopedia of every story I’ve put time and effort into in my brain for quick access whenever I need and my lists and notes are there for me to check spellings mostly or be my backup drive for bullshit fake names or be a map.
So while you can use my method you should realize it isn’t for everyone and just because you can’t do it my way doesn’t mean you can’t. You just need to do it in a way that makes sense for you. Or maybe you wanna Dr. Frankenstein that shit and take parts of stuff I’m telling you and parts of stuff other people are telling you and form a thing you like. Totally valid. Any way of figuring your lore is valid.
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c2e30 (I’m very late and I know it but here it is anyway)
I’m almost a week late but hey that’s fine let’s do this!
Still miss Ashley but I’m gad Travis and Laura are back!
I also miss Keg
I’m so glad they fucked Lorenzo up. I’m sorry for Matt’s plans but fuck that guy.
“Enduring it silently” Yasha my girl
“Case closed” cool make me cry again that’s fine
Nott just has no fucks to give for Fjord xD
Oh, Yasha, my girl.
"I have healing I have healing who are you I have healing" oh sure Jester NOW you wanna heal
“Where’s Molly?” FUCK it’s fine I’m fine
“is he waiting upstairs?”
“He didn’t make it.”
“To… this dungeon? Cause he’s waiting upstairs?”
IT’S FINE IM NOT CRYING
Fjord sounds so exhausted someone hug him
Everyone’s sad I’m sad I don’t wanna live with this again
Fjord. Honey. It’s not your fault.
God Fjord and Jester and Yasha are going to have such a rough time healing and moving on…
This is really hard… like. My heart hurts.
“We learned for the future. This won’t happen again, understand me?”
“Nothing this good ever happens, this is great.” I love him. He’s sweet and he tries.
Jester and Beau back at the cute BFF banter already
B: “I would have laid down my life for you guys.”
J: “I would have tried to heal you back.”
Oh lord guys you can’t just make butt jokes in the middle of my crying.
Oh damn, I forgot Molly and Fjord shared a room the most often. Poor Fjord.
“It’s probably stolen.”
“People need killin’ if that happens.”
Them talking about Molly possibly coming back like that’s what we’re all still hoping for please don’t pull my heartstrings like this.
And the Fjord/Jester train rolls on again. They wasted no time.
“Oooooo, ooooo! That’s all I need to know.”
“INSIGHT CHECK”
oh my god Sam xD
WHISPERS
“Fuck human traffickers, ammiright?” You are so right.
“Please bring me any books” Caleb’s priorities back in place again
Cad cooking food I love him
Matt plz chill with the torture stuff
I love how they’re always finding random potions
Godddd Lorenzo’s chamber…
“Some young creature” it’s a baby Matt just say it
Bag of holding?? IT IS A BAG OF HOLDING?
YAAAS
Please no body parts please no body parts…
Fjord checking the room for books <3
I want Fjord and Caleb to get back to being bros man I miss that so hard
Fuck I forgot Caleb was still injured Jester plz heal him
I adore Cad you guys. Adore him.
“Roots.”
“Do I smell anything…? Nah it smells like breakfast fuck it I go back down” xD Travis
A long rest sounds like a good idea, but is the fortress safe?
“WHAT’S THAT NEW MAGIC YOU USED?” SAAAAM LOL
Cad is gonna be the weird uncle of the team who keeps them all fed and relatively healthy
I’m curious about the bag and what all it can do and stuff
lol Fjord just spilled everything out
“I have deep arcane abilities” lol Fjord
101 PLATINUM NICE
Ooooo a gem!
Oh daaaamn wax sealed envelope
AN ACTUAL ENVELOPE
okay what is it….
omg could they collect anyone 101 platinum?
Oooo Wayfairer’s Cove? Is it Pirates?? Please be pirates.
Also does that mean they’ll go to Nicodranus?
OH.
OH SHIT.
FJORD HAS ONE. IN HIS STOMACH.
“You have 50 rings, do you have a glass bead?”
Nott has the most amazing collection of stuff
Ouch, 5 intelligence check
Fjord my darling why are you collecting a tusk?
Also guys i’m over my annoyance with Fjord I missed him so much he’s back to being one of my faves
“HEY LOOK WHAT I MADE :D” Caleb my son he’s so proud and happy look at him
He’s been working on it so he can protect his friends I’m crying
Cad just makes me smile every time he speaks. Taliesin just knows how to cheer me up with every character he makes.
I can’t believe Caleb actually managed to make them a small “home” they can move just like he wanted I’m so proud of him
NOTT PLZ
Jester dragging Yasha in lol
Niiiice magic potion and magic red gem
bad magic manacles no
C: “This has great power.”
N: “What is it?”
C: “It’s a meat hook.”
300 bolts nice
Beau looking for something throwable
Those are creepy manacles 0/10
Caleb please stop being weird about fire YOU’RE SCARING ME
“It’s not my thing” hnnn
Beau honey please keep it for him he doesn’t need it right now
Fjord using Molly’s sword is good
DON’T EAT THE GODDAMN SWORD
PLEASE
Fjord’s actual identity is a bag of holding I’ve solved it
BEAU
BEAU NO
beau plz
Oh Jester… oh honey… I’m crying again
“Why didn’t you come?” IT’S FINE
I’m fine
it’s not fine
Bye Keg WE’LL MISS YOU
Letter for Nott I cry
“Oh, a note… It’s really badly written…” Nott plz
That letter I’M CRRRYYYYYING
“p.s. if anyone hurts you I will kill them” <3<3<3<3
Marisha’s face when she looked at the letter I’m crying
Ashley B is the best I miss her so much
Fjord keeping the glaive for Yasha. <3
Cad offering to help dye the bag pink xD
He and Jester are going to be good buddies
C: “I need to head east at some point.”
Cad: “What is east?”
C: “I don’t know. But I’d like to find out.”
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B: “He makes dead people tea.”
F: “He makes what?!”
Hmmm okay so what’s making the illusion. the cart itself?
MAGIC ILLUSION CART that could be great
Stealth cart yessss
Happy (late) birthday, Ashley!
Cad should stay with the cart maybe?
They’re very touchy about the cart xD
Ophelia is classy as hell and I don’t trust her but I like her
Oooo smart to remember to bring the glaive Fjord good job
My boy with the Nat20 persuasion ayyyyyyy
No wait we’re keeping it for Yasha
Nice okay good she let them have it
Oh dang I forgot they were supposed to escort her back to Zadesh
“I think ‘hot fuck’ is accurate on a few levels” Beau continues to be THE disaster lesbian
Fjord is creeped out by Cad and I’m loving it
Oh no who’s coming…
Oh okay it’s just the carriages lol I was worried
Stealth check for giggles lol
Money says Beau will try to sleep with Ophelia before the trip is over
SAM NAMED THEM AFTER ABBA SONGS omg I’m crying
Oh oh oh a crick person. What were they called?
J: “Shady deals happening!”
Cad: “Oh is that what that is? I’ve never seen one before.”
Okay we’re in the slums this is where something is going to happen
Driving through slums in fancy carriages is bad
Frumpkin is gone sadly
Oooo Jester has a fancy new spell? Nice
“Next time you use it maybe it will have a purpose” xD harsh, Nott.
Oooo some Beau and Caleb talk! It’s been a few weeks. And yesss give us some Beau backstory!
“Why are you running around with criminals? And me?” Caleb you are just as much a criminal as the rest of them
Beau and Caleb’s friendship and their conversations are my fave
I SAW SPOILERS ABOUT WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN AND IM NOT OKAY
is his coat there
HIS COAT IS THERE
thank god
I’m not ready for this
Taliesin looks like he might cry, I’m gonna cry, everyone’s gonna cry
Letting Taliesin choose which card Jester pulled I’m weeping
the same card she pulled when they met I’m sobbing now
Fjord with Summer Dance I’m just. A wreck.
Yasha wakes up AT MOLLY’S GRAVE THIS ISN’T OKAY
“What’s going on” noPE MATT HOW DARE
Oh Yasha my dear oh god
“It happened again” stop please I beg you
She didn’t even get to help kill Lorenzo
Oh, oh, Yasha…
Oh fuck.
Oh. Oh, my heart.
She doesn’t even have her sword.
Caleb and Nott please don’t make me cry either
TALIESIN DONT
IM
I CANNOT
He’s gone.
He’s really, forever, never coming back, gone.
“I made the earth remember him. Something will be here.”
Like… like I had this vague hope that somehow he’d come back, ten, twenty episodes from now. Hell, maybe close to the end, he’d just come back. He’d return to life and maybe he wouldn’t remember at first, but they’d help remind him who he is. But no… he’s gone. Tal gave him the best goodbye he could.
C: “Come, everyone. Molly wanted us to keep living.”
B: “And make things better.”
I’m glad they all got to say goodbye but my god, none of them had ever die, because I can’t handle anything like this ever again.
Goodbye, Molly. For real this time.
“Those ideas I had have come to fruition” oh god what does that mean
Caleb worries me
New feat is cool but he still worries me
Ophelia and the Gentleman, huh?
PFFF SHE BIT HIM. kinky.
I like Ophelia more and more tbh
Cad just grins
also the Gentleman doesn’t have Cad’s blood that’s probably good
Hey @ the Gentleman don’t be a dick “that’s just the way of it” i’m gonna kick you
LOL Nott and the moisture thing again I’m cackling
How much money? I don’t remember
“mostly platinum” O_O
600 platinum NICE
250 gold
6250 alksjdlaksjflkjsdhfkjasdhg
+50 platinum for the loss of Molly HE WAS WORTH SO MUCH MORE HE WAS PRICELESS
Nott explaining “money” to Cad lol
“I can’t think of four things I’d like to get, that’s nice.”
A tea set, a skillet, more cups.
Fuck okay he’s gonna get his blood sigh
WHISPERRRSSSSS
Cad and his bugs alksjdlkas
I’m actually glad that Caleb lied about Molly… I’m not sure why but I’m just glad. Molly didn’t want to be tied to Lucien, even in death.
Metagaming pigeon lol
GO SEE PUMAT SOL I just want him to meet Cad desperately
Tal rolling to determine how Cad feels about milk lol
Tal wants to strangle Sam/Nott for their tragic lack of knowledge (r their total deception) about how whiskey is made lol
Introducing Cad to alcohol lol
Fjord is so baffled whenever people flirt with him I love it
“Here is to fucking making it work” <3
Beau I don’t think he wants to talk about it, darling
Alright Fjord needs a goddamn hug. Like a big one.
They think Jester is fine but guys she’s not fine keep an eye on her. This is how she copes but she’s gonna fall apart. There are cracks.
Caleb is right about her. She’s suffering.
Cad: “I’ve had six drinks. I’m in the biggest city I’ve ever been in. Everything tastes TERRIBLE.”
—
N: “Have you not thrown up yet?”
Cad: “Is that part of the—are you supposed to?”
—
Oh boy intruding Jester to alcohol too let her be sweet and innocent and not a useless drunk like all of you smh
Jester is going to have so much fun introducing Cad to pastries
“What’s a smut shop?” Oh lord.
C: “To that purple devil. To Mollymauk Tealeaf.”
B: “And now to our new… tea leaf…”
Travis just suggested shopping the world must be ending
Matt just keeps ducking his head and giggling I love him
Nott my dear you are not subtle
I’m so glad they all back together (minus Yasha—come back soon, Ashley!!). I missed these happy nights of goofiness.
And I’ll always miss you, Mollymauk.
“FOR MOLLY!”
Goblight lol
“Caduceus Clay, we are your destiny!!” xD Caleb
Oooo some downtime episodes coming! Some time to get to know Cad, that’ll be nice.
THEY EACH HAEV OVER 1000 GOLD
amazing
“Just one 10 hour Critical Role episode, please.” Someday, Liam, someday.
Good episode. Good, good episode.
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Thanks anon!! Thats my boredom cured for the evening
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
I’m actually not confused right now, which is a bloody rarity. I suppose I could say I’m slightly confused about my gender, but I try not to think about that tbh
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
Occasionally, though to be fair I’m never awake in the mornings atm lmao
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
On a rare occasion? No. All the time? Probably.
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
Fuck no lmao have you met people?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Umm...I was with my bf..
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
Probably my mate from uni @bookdragonphoenix
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Instant break up. No excuses for that.
8: Are you close with your dad?
Hoo boi that’s complicated! It varies honestly, but more so than some people I guess
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
Yeah
10: What are you listening to?
I’m listening to Ke$ha’s Die Young. It’s a tune okay?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
Coke Cola (that is how you spell it right? Fuck im dumb). I live off it anyway tbh
12: Do you like hickeys?
Um, I like getting them but I get embarrased if some people see them lmfao
13: What time do you go to bed?
Like 12am? Usually about 2 hours after I’m tired enough to sleep smh
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Besides me? I guess a couple of people that are...distant friends and possibly a few family members, not to call anyone out
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
Well no lmao
16: Do you always answer your texts?
90% of them
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
I don’t know who I fell the hardest for. I don’t really recall past emotions that well.
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Todayy
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
3 or 4 people yeah!
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
Fuck me I don’t know. Probably ughhh can I fall asleep pls
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
Nope. I havent even seen another human today lmao
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
To an extent, but it’s not always guaranteed unfortunately
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
Fuck no lmao
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
That depends on the definition of fix. If it solely relies on me doing things different, then no. But if it means someone else can themselves be fixed, sure.
25: In the past week, have you cried?
Nah, wish I could though I feel like I need to
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
Grey
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
Not people I see anymore
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
Don’t think so. I think people are just busy.
29: Do you have a best friend?
I have multiple
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
Very :/
31: Who was your last call/text message from?
@oneshappyplace bc she loves it when i throw random shit her way and vice versa
32: Are you mad at anyone?
I mean besides the people I have long term issues with? Nah
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Haha yeah
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
20. Oh jeeeeesus christ that’s a scary fucking thought. Nope-ing away from that.
35: How many more days until your birthday?
8 months ish?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
I’m going away to quite a few places. There’s more I want to do but I don’t know if it will ever get organised.
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
Besides my bf, not good ones.
Edit: I completely forgot about one of my friends, yes I do
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
Not intentionally. Idk. Don’t ask don’t tell I guess.
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
Yeah bc it aint anyones business
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
I don’t think so.
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
To an extent. Massive age gaps are weird, especially if one of them is hella young
42: Are you available?
Nein
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
2
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
Eyebrow piercing
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
I guess? I mean I probs couldn’t do that but I guess for others
46: Do you regret anything?
So fucking much omfg
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
How shit I am at communication. I’m really starting to get mad at myself and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me.
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
In a way, yeah
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
No
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
I...am ig
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
Yup
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
Wow this is relentless with the kissing. Yah
53: What was the last thing you ate?
An orange
54: Did you get any compliments today?
Nope
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
Suffolk for latitude festival. How I ended up going there is a long story lmao
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
Tons of stuff I guess. I mean I’m wearing my ohio state tshirt haha
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
Girls
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
In the middle of england
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
Fucking hell, like 7 or 8 weeks ago when I came back to uni
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
Who hasn’t?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
Nah
62: Who do you text the most?
Probably @oneshappyplace or @apricot-el they get all my bs
63: What was the last movie you saw?
It’s called Chronicle, it was p good
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
Don’t fekkin ask that lmao! Hopefully the fact they’re happy and their ex is now miles away
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
Zero
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
Nein
67: Do you curse around your parents?
Yeah, much to their dislike
68: Are you happy with where you live?
Yeah, but I’m only here for 3 more weeks
69: Picture of yourself?
No chance. Just imagine stereotypical androgenous kid, but lanky af
70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
Personally I prefer monogamy
71: Have you ever been dumped?
Um...I actually can’t remember
72: What do you most like about making out?
Feeling wanted ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (sweet sweet depression and anxiety)
73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
Nah
74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
Strangely enough, me
75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
I cannot seriously pick one part
76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
You guessed it it’s @oneshappyplace
77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
I mean I’m alone
78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
Nope
79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
Just cute unexpected gestures I suppose
80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
I mean, maybe not currently but who knows if I was older
81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
Yeah
82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
Just my closest friends and the person I have a crush on *eye roll*
83: Do you miss your last sweetie?
No
84: Last time you slow danced with someone?
Years ago
85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
I mean I’ve met them now but yes
86: How can I win your heart?
Be a kind, understanding human being with a damn good sense of humor
87: What is your astrological sign?
Libra
88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Bothering friends lmao
89: Do you cook?
Occasionally. I used to a lot more but depression
90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
Yeah, but it only ever seems to be me making the effort, so every time I’ve let them go again
91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
see like all previous answers lol
92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
Monogamous stuff
93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
I honestly don’t know. I can never figure out my type, just, hotness lmao
94: Name four things that you wish you had!
Dopamine, money, the power to help others more...thats it thats all I want
95: Are you a player?
Nein
96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
Nope
97: Are you a tease?
I can be but not in a cruel way
98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
Two people and we’re still close
99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
That’s a loaded question yikes. I dont know.
100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
I mean I don’t know their tumblr but yh
101: Hugs or Kisses?
Both. I can’t choose. I’m bi.
102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Probs idk
103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
....their face?
104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
Sure
105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
Not until I knew wtf they were playing at
106: Do you flirt a lot?
I’m hopeless at it
107: Your last kiss?
Yesterday
108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
I haven’t kissed that many people, full stop.
109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
Yikes see 107
110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
The bae tbh
111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
I have a p good idea
112: Does someone like you currently?
I fekkin hope so
113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
Yeah lmao
114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
Serious shit
115: Ever made out with just a friend?
Once when drunk
116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
In a relationship, for sure
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Survey #111
You know you’re from North Carolina when...
- You either have the lighthouse or the plane on your driver's license (nobody gets the seal). (don't have my license *shrug emoticon*)
- You roll your eyes and correct people that pronounce it "App-a-LAY-shun" instead of "App-a-LATCH-un."
- You have probably been to the Biltmore Estate (AKA America's only castle) before on a school field trip.
- If there is even a CHANCE of snow school will be cancelled for a week, the grocery store will be out of milk and bread, and everyone will be afraid to drive. (THIS IS SOOO FUCKING TRUE)
- You either like light blue or dark blue, not both.
- Some of your family members probably make/sell real moonshine and it's WAY better than that knock-off crap they sell in gas stations now. (I know someone who does, though.)
- Cook Out is life.
- You have waited in line in your car for two or three hours just to see a street of Christmas lights in McAdenville (AKA Christmastown, USA).
- In elementary school you heard the phrases "Duke is puke! Wake is fake! But NC State is the one we hate!" and "You can't get to heaven in a red canoe 'cause God's favorite color is CAROLINA BLUE!" thanks to your obnoxious UNC-loving classmates.
- Billy Graham is a state-wide hero and you've probably been to his beautiful library.
- You often wonder why Charlotte isn't the capital instead of Raleigh.
- Two of God's greatest gifts were invented in North Carolina: Cheerwine and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. (I've never had Cheerwine)
- NASCAR is a big deal. (Not to me, but to literally almost everyone else, yeah.)
- In school there was importance placed on the Lost Colony, Blackbeard, and tobacco.
- It doesn't matter what time of year you go swimming in the mountains, the river water is always freezing.
- You've been to Sliding Rock before.
- "Wagon Wheel" (by Old Crow Medicine Show) is a very important song to you and you knew it way before Darius Rucker covered it.
- Occasionally, you have to worry about a hurricane destroying your town. (We get hurricanes every couple years I'd say, but the bad ones usually curve back into the ocean.)
- Bojangles is the best way to cure a hangover. (You haven't fuckin' lived until you go to Bojo's, but it's not gonna cure a hangover.)
- We love going "all the way," AKA chili, slaw, onions, and mustard on our hotdogs. (Again, not me, but pretty much everyone else.)
- You brag about all the amazing movies filmed here, including "The Last of the Mohicans," "Dirty Dancing," "The Hunger Games," "A Walk to Remember," "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby," and "The Color Purple."
- And also the popular TV shows filmed in North Carolina, including "One Tree Hill," "Homeland," "Under the Dome," "Sleepy Hollow" and "Dawson's Creek."
- You rep 23 because the greatest basketball player of all time is also from here: Michael Jordan.
- There are two kinds of barbecue: Eastern-style and Lexington-style, and you probably have a preference. Either way, North Carolina has the best barbecue in the country.
- And barbecue is a NOUN, not a verb.
- We have some of the best breweries in the country, also.
- The ACC tournament is an extremely important time of the year where families and friendships will be torn apart.
- Many people think North Carolina is super conservative, until they make their way to Asheville. (Uh, no. The entire state is conservative.)
- There's nothing more relaxing than driving along the Blue Ridge Parkway in the fall.
- You've definitely been to Carowinds and then realized it's not that great.
- Every hour is happy hour to you, because North Carolina legally cannot have an official happy hour!
- You can always see a lovely dogwood tree blooming in the spring. (Never, ever, do you want to smell one.)
- You will fight anyone who says Ohio was first in flight.
- If you need to buy furniture, there are only two places to go: Hickory or High Point.
- You know the North Carolina mountains are the best and only place to get a Christmas tree.
- You know the struggle of waiting to get your after 9's when you first get your driver's license. (It's the same for a permit.)
- Even though we're on the coast, most people go to the beach in South Carolina.
- You think the Rocky Mountains are great, but the Blue Ridge Mountains are home.
- Tracking red clay into your house is normal.
- You had to memorize the names of all the North Carolina lighthouses in 4th grade.
- You either conquered the swinging mile-high bridge on Grandfather Mountain, or turned around halfway in fear.
- There's a certain time of summer when it's too hot to even go swimming because the pool water feels like bathwater.
- People from other states get confused when you say you're going to Beech and grab your skiing gear. (Lmao what.)
- You know our state motto "esse quam videri" (meaning "to be, rather than to seem") is an appropriate representation of our great state. (Well that's a load of shit.)
- You have strong feelings about barbeque. (Yeah, in the sense that I hate it.)
- Somehow our favorite team always come down to some last-minute victory or loss. Ensue floods of tears.
- On a Florida vacation at least three people have asked you where you're from. (My grandma lives in Florida.)
- You LIKE tobacco, as in, the gorgeous tobacco fields and the rich heritage it has in our state.
- You've partied in a field. (We were what, 13, so it wasn't exactly a "party," but we played out there, if that counts?)
- It's not Christmas unless you watch the Andy Griffith Christmas Episode
- It doesn't feel like fall unless you visit the State Fair.
- Summer vacations meant one thing, ferry rides to the Outer Banks. (Again, to other people. OBX is huge here.)
- You've bought watermelons, peaches, and vegetables off the side of the road. (I don't trust that shit.)
- You have mixed feelings about Myrtle Beach.
- You've attended a pig pickin'. (And they're fucking gross.)
- Your accent and dialect varies depending on which part of the state you grew up in.
- You've never met ANY celebrities.
- You measure distance in minutes. (Literally everyone here does.)
- Down South to you means South Carolina. (It can.)
- You know Pepsi originated in New Bern, Cheerwine in Salisbury, and that Mountain Dew was invented in Fayetteville. (I knew they were all invented here, but not where specifically.)
- You know Coke tastes better in the little bottles and that peanuts make coke taste even better. (Don't like peanuts)
- Your folks have taken trips to the mountains to look at leaves.
- Your school took a field trip to the State Fair in Raleigh.
- You watched as Dale Earnhardt was the only man who ever lived who could go 200 mph, spin somebody out, flip them the bird, call them a you-know-what, and win the race all in the last lap.
- You skipped school to go to Dale Earnhardt's memorial service.
- You know a bunch of people who have hit a deer. (Like everyone lmao)
- You know a few that have also hit a bear.
- You remember watching the ACC Tournament on television at school.
- The local newspaper covers state, national, and international headlines in one page, but sports require six pages.
- Most men in town consider the first day of deer season a national holiday.
- Fifty degrees Fahrenheit is "a little chilly" (To other people; that's like perfect for me.)
- You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Conetoe" or "Top Sail" (I've been to Conetoe once and it blew my mind how it was pronounced lol. I didn't know Top Sail had a weird pronunciation...?)
- Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
- Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
- Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. (Happens rarely.)
- You know tea is served sweet unless you specifically asked for unsweetened.
- You've ever had to switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
- You end your sentences with a preposition, for example, "Where's my coat at?" "What's that made out of?" (Doesn't... everyone sometimes...?)
- All the festivals around the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or tobacco.
- You know the difference between a deer dog, a bear dog and a coon dog by the way they bark.
- Your four seasons are almost summer, summer, still summer, and highway construction. (PRETTY FUCKING MUCH.)
- You think the four major food groups are beef, pork, beer, and Jello salad with marshmallows.
- Schools and churches hold barbecue fundraisers with banana pudding as the dessert.
- Your folks would rather eat at Bojangles's than McDonald's.
- You know what "cow tipping" is.
- You say, “it don’t” instead of “it doesn’t."
- You sometimes eat country ham, grits and eggs for supper.
- “Onced” and “twiced” are words.
- You know how much a "mess" of anything is.
- You say "tater" instead of "potato"
- You say "skeeter" instead of "mosquito"
- You say "possum" instead of "opossum"
- You say "coon" instead of "raccoon"
- You know that "barbeque" means cooking pork on an open pit and a "cook out" is grilling hamburgers and hotdogs.
- You know that "pop" is a sound, and "soda" is used for baking.
- Everything tastes better when served in a mason jar.
- You'll never hear anything more passive-aggressive than "bless your heart!"
- Everyone knows someone who's in the military.
- Everyone seriously loves the North Carolina Zoo.
- People have to ask, "Is there alcohol in this?"
- You loooove Sun Drop.
- You know to NEVER go to the Crabtree Valley Mall on the weekend. (Never, ever, do it.)
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get to know me post!: (see post below)
1. i’m a cleanish person, i can get messy but i am mainly clean.
2. i’m a coffee person, but i’ll never turn down a good tea
3. i’m not vegan or vegetarian, i am very much an omnivore
4. i’m afraid of heights but i’ll occasionally challenge that
5. i’m allergic to hay and occasionally bullshit
6. i’m definitely a night owl, i hate waking up early unless it’s on my own accord
7. i’m an introvert
8. i’m an innie
9. i’m not really easily embarrassed, but i’m defensive about myself
10. i’m in a relationship! 1.5 years :))
11. i’m right handed
12. i’m definitely a daredevil, but i’m also not stupid
13. i’m scared of the dark alone, with my bub not at all
14. i can be social, but i get easily overwhelmed
15. i’m superstitious to an extent
16. i’m kinda ticklish
17. i can bake
18. i can also cook! sometimes.
19. i can curl my tongue on the sides
20. i absolutely cannot dance no matter how much i wish i could. i look like a fish out of water
21. i can drive!
22. i can’t juggle :(
23. i have no idea if i can play poker
24. i can roll my r’s!
25. i don’t think i can sing but i don’t let people listen to me so who knows?
26. i can spell well, i like to edit my friends texts
27. i can swim! i work at a swim school at the moment actually
28. i don’t think i can wiggle my ears
29. i correct people when they make mistakes if i know them well
30. i have a collection of my yearbooks, not really anything else
31. i don’t have a strong accent, although until i was 13 i had an unfortunately strong southern accent
32. my nicknames are alex, bubba, and bubby
33. i have a LOT of pet peeves: slow walkers, slow drivers, dumb people, dumb questions, bitchy people, too much makeup, children that cry for hours, not having $1B
34. i have my ears pierced (doubles)
35. my strange phobia is escalators. i freak the fuck out
36. i have more no friends lol. jk more girl friends
37. i don’t really have an ego but i have self worth
38. i do judge a book by its cover and i’ve always been correct. there’s a reason it’s a thing.
39. i love a good bubble bath
40. i enjoy classical music yes
41. i hate clowns. i’m not scared of them i just want to fight them.
42. i do like my handwriting! years of practice though lol
43. i hate roller coasters.
44. i love scary movies. not the predictable ones though.
45. i like shopping but i spend easily so its dangerous
46. i like to gossip, it’s interesting
47. i don’t like talking on the phone, i get nervous and my voice gets high pitched
48. i love traveling. i wanna live in a van.
49. i don’t play instruments
50. i sleep with lights off mostly
51. i smile at strangers if they seem decent
52. i do not bite lollipops wtf
53. i talk to myself like i’m a youtuber lol
54. i do hold grudges, not strong ones but i’ll never trust them again
55. i use earbuds
56. i use sarcasm a lot yes
57. i have a ghost tattoo on my wrist, a neck tattoo, my astrological sign. i want a violet on my hip and a sun on my upper arm. i want more but i haven’t planned them out yet
58. i do wear glasses, i’m blind and hate contacts
59. i’ve been on a plane twice on the way to and from los angeles
60. i’ve never been on tv i don’t think
61. i’ve been to the hospital for appendix issues
62. i’ve never crashed a car
63. i’ve gotten pulled over for a light being out and i ran from a sheriff once
64. i’ve had a few rumors spread lol, none true.
65. never had braces thankfully
66. i’ve pulled a few all nighters but i love my sleep
67. i’ve skipped school a lot
68. i have no clue if i’ve started a rumor, probably though
69. i’ve thrown up in the car
70. it takes me 40 minutes to get ready if i have to shower
71. no clue lol the one i’m in is the last one i’ll ever be in and the only one that matters to me. he’s my forever.
72. i was 11 i think when i got my first period. maybe 12.
73. i’m 5’5
74. when i’m outside i’m most likely walking and playing Pokémon go
75. on a friday night i’m probably working or sleeping or watching anime
76. no idea
77. my favorite flowers are morning glories and violets
that’s all for now :)
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