#I don’t deserve that title

[waffletallest]

To me, I think what it all boils down to is that this isn’t really a sexyman contest anymore. I think if it were strictly “who is the most iconic tumblr sexyman” then yeah it’s sans (though for all the he’s-canonically-a-fraud-and-absolutely-unqualified reasons Reigen would have still been hilarious), and voting for cecil for “number 1 tumblr sexyman” specifically feels a little off not just because he feels more like a queer elder/uncle but also because defining him purely for his status in that sexyman box feels, at least to me, a bit like a disservice to his character. He’s so much more, he carries so much more meaning and significance, than just being one of the first guys people sexymanified. Which is I think the point now:

I think, in all the warmth of queer nostalgia and invigoration of the queer heart that’s come over the website in the last day (the collective disappointment at how WTNV is unknown by a large chunk of newer users, the kindhearted queer-history-education posts explaining WTNV’s significance, the campaign around “remembering your roots,” etc.), this has become bigger than “tumblr sexyman.” This means more than that. This is now about choosing the most quintessential, most iconic, most subculturally significant Tumblr character of all time - the single character who most defines and embodies that which is the Tumblr subculture. Which IS, absolutely, without contest, Cecil.

#WTNV #Welcome to Night Vale #Tumblr Sexymen Poll #Tumblr Sexyrematch #CecilSweep #w #and it’s a beautiful thing #I was always adjacent to WTNV I never listened to it myself #but my god if Cecil isn’t my queer uncle too #he deserves to win even if I don’t think it’s necessarily the right title

[sinnerista]

A man who has saved 3 consecutive match points against Novak Djokovic, the only man in history to do so, who then proceeded to defeat said opponent, who then went all the way to win the championship not only for himself but for a whole nation…

what can this man possibly fear on a tennis court? Absolutely f0king nothing

#I can see it in eyes the confidence radiating out of them #he’s no longer the person and the athlete he was not even 3 months ago #I don’t wanna say it #but I hope with all my heart he can ride the wave till the end of the tournament #I hope he’s ready #ready ready #cuz a sincaraz final is gonna be crazy #he deserves the big title #mannaggia a me #jannik sinner #Gianni almeno tu continua a regalarmi gioie

[my-opinions]

I would rather have another year of Max dominance than have Aston Martin do well

#THAT WAS SEBS CAR #HE DESERVED IT #BUT NOOOO #ITS FUCKING ALONSO #you can say I hate the sport #if I don’t want a title battle #but it was supposed to be Sebastian #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #max verstappen #aston martin #bahrain gp 2023

[jeffersonseaplane]

Griefposting don’t talk to me

#he hasn’t lost yet but I abandoned my watch party because I don’t like drawing out the inevitable #I hate that Italian boy #I never knew his name #redeem yourself in Miami or perish (I’ll kiss you gently on your forehead because I love you so much and you deserve every title ever) #jannik sinner #tennis

[disneydatass]

I know I made a post where I said fuck Ariana as well as anyone else who ever hurt jennette mccurdy but it’s also insane to me that out of a literal 91 chapter book the Ariana thing was only mentioned in one and that is literally all anyone is focusing on when it’s not even a blip in her whole tragic but yet so well written life story

#i’m glad my mom died #jennette mccurdy #i listened to her audio book bc if the author is reading their own work I can make an exception and it feels more real #her Miranda cosgrove voice was so on point lol #but honestly hearing her read it I just felt like I really know her even tho I don’t #i relate to so much that she wrote it’s really an excellent read/listen and I wish ppl were not giving her shit #first they crucified her over the title when her mouther manipulated and abused her in so many horrific ways #but then Ariana stand have to come for her as well and I’m just #she’s so strong I just want to hug and protect her she deserves the world and I’m glad the book is getting praises it deserves

[strohller27]

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#I’m just gonna use this blog as a diary because. y’know. I already do. anyway #I don’t know what’s gotten into me recently but I just feel like. like I’m supposed to be ‘further along’ in my life than I am now? #and like. I know it’s bullshit because. the milestones I was told I would hit as I grew older have definitely not been predictable #they tell you you’ll get a job and a car and a significant other and you’ll get married and buy a house and have kids and grow old and die #and it’s like. that’s all we’re given to measure our lives by; these big milestones.. people are supposed to feel accomplished when they hit #but those things are just titles to chapters like. nobody tells us that there’s all this other plot happening between those pages #and so yeah I mean. it feels like I’m not on the right chapter and I really want to skip ahead but like #the truth is. I’m not even to the climax yet. I’m still in the lore-dump stage of ny story #and that’s been so hard for me to accept recently. I’m yearning to be in the chapter where I fall in love and get married #but that’s just it like. that chapter comes earlier in other people’s stories than it seems to be in mine #although I’ve fallen in love many times. I’m not at the ‘get married’ chapter. because it’s not the right part of the story yet #and sometimes I wish I could just find the author of my story and tell them HEY GET ON WITH IT ALREADY because things seem to be moving so #so slowly. and yet they’re moving so fast I simultaneously feel like I’m running out of time #like. why do some people deserve to have co-stars in their stories from almost the very beginning who stick by those protagonists and grow #together? What did I do in my last story to deserve such a lonely one this time around? #Why am I so unlucky that I have good close friends that stick by me and all I know how to do is hold them at arms length because I don’t #think our relationships are quite as deep as I feel that I need out of a relationship? #why is my story about desparately trying to find a place where I feel comfortable enough to belong and share myself with others #and hey. why am I not at that part of my story either? #and maybe it’s that I don’t do enough. as a protagonist my toxic trait is that I’m pathologically suspicious of others #if someone shows interest in me I’m suspicious of why. what are they trying to get from me. because in the past people have taken from me #without giving much back. and if someone wants to date me I’m immediately suspicious of their intentions. #because I’ve realised that there’s much more to being in a relationship than ‘you’re hot let’s fuck’. and I know that’s not what I want #I want to be at the part of my story where I can share myself with someone without worrying that they’re going to take more than I can give. #I want to be at the part of my story where I can trust someone with myself when I’m fragile and they can trust me with themselves as well #I want to be at the part of my story where my life slots together well with someone else’s; so well it just feels normal and right. #I want to be at the part of my story where…I know I could live without this person because we can both take care of ourselves but. #it’s just preferable to spend time and solve problems and exist *together* #and you’ll have to forgive me for saying so but I’ll need physical affection from that person whoever they may be #I feel like certain things are falling into place. I like where I am. now I want to set down roots. and I can’t. I’m not at that page yet.

[londonknights]

just opened my tree and y’all. i love u guys so much you’re all so sweet and i appreciate all of u so much

#my thoughts #i don’t deserve y’all 😭😭😭 #i truly appreciate the group consensus of me being the biggest domi fan #it’s a title i wear with HONOUR

[jj-dyl]

man not to complain too much but as a shinsuke fan it sucks to see him lose so much. he’s always been a believable world champion but this version of him is insane and i hate to see them not capitalise on it

#don’t get me wrong i love seth but #been the biggest shinsuke fan for years so to come so close and never get it is kinda sad #hoping they have plans to put a world title on him because he deserves it #wwe #shinsuke nakamura #seth rollins #fastlane

[electricleclerc]

congratulations to max, the championship is well deserved.

to charles, you deserve the world and then some, you’ve fought all year with your head held high and have carried yourself with class from day one. i’m so sorry that you’ve been failed by your team who should have your back. your day in the sun is coming. your first fight has not been without growth, you should be proud of what you’ve accomplished. you will come back stronger.

it’s not your time yet, but it’s coming. daghe charles, now let’s fight for the P2 that you deserve❤️

#charles leclerc #ferrari #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #hi sorry i’m in my feels #i feel awful for him #he deserves so much better #his time is coming #charles16 #japan 22 #max is fully deserving of the title #he’s been on another level #and ferrari have been such a shit show #they frankly don’t deserve an ounce of success this season #cha and carlos deserve better

[dereksdevhell]

It shall be announced properly soon, I promise.

This is the NEWEST concept art for cherry. Say hi cherry (art is by @wubadubdub120, our concept artist for this project)

#Harmony heaven #not tagging as indie dev because I don’t deserve that title yet

[rosicheeks]

I would like to sit you on my lap, get my hard cock into your pussy / ass, whisper cute things into your ear and find out what your neck tastes like. You're such a good girl for daddy

Who is daddy?? 👀

#this ask was cute #but I don’t have a daddy right now #ever since I carelessly called someone daddy and they fucked me up #I’ve been careful with that title #I can’t wait to find a daddy tho 🥺🥺🥺 #someone who actually deserves the title #ask #anon

[rubywolf0201]

Raise your hands if you think that the Engage Expansion Pass should’ve included Alm, Eliwood, Azura, Ryoma and/Or Xander in one of the 3rd-4th Wave DLC ✋🏻

#rubi’s post #fire emblem engage #I would’ve said Azura Ryoma and Xander due to Camilla messing them over #but Eliwood is there cuz it’s kind of fucked up that he isn’t in Engage #and so is Alm #also why is Camilla called the Emblem of Revealation #that should’ve been Azura’s title #and what about Birthright or Conquest? #that should’ve been the perfect opportunity to include Ryoma and Xander #I’m not to sure on Eliwood #maybe he can be Emblem of Humanity #and for Alm? I don’t know maybe Emblem of Might I guess #I don’t know Cammie might be cool and all #but I think that Azura should’ve deserved better #and the same goes for Ryoma and Xander #actually all of the other Lords not in Engage deserves better in general #oh well at least Hector & Soren are in there

[cowboycunt]

we need to start gatekeeping the term twink from the straights again…,,

#imma say it’s a slur now #like on god i know you did not just call leo a slur…… my dude…………. #leo deserves one title and one title alone. that is p*dophile #fish.txt #btw don’t tell me if the people who made those original tweets are gay. idc.

[dreamer-grl]

… they should change the results of abu dhabi

#lewis hamilton #if i was max i wouldn’t even want to say i won on a technicality… he literally is beating the shit out of everyone this year. he will get #his title that he deserves he just doesn’t deserve last year’s title #if you are an annoying max fan ask yourself… will jay give a fuck about what i have to say? #the answer is no. #so don’t even bother commenting on this #max verstappen #jayy rambles

[markresonates]

tumblr it’s hobby, writing is a passion, how entitled can you be, there are tons of blogs out there, so much content to read, if you cannot respect someone and demand, not even ask, for content, maybe you should just do all of us a favor and stop checking this blog

anyways, I’m happy to hear you’re back to writing! Rockstar Jaemin 100% still has a hold of all of us, one of the most iconic Jaemin fics out there, if you ask me 🥰

“one of the most iconic jaemin fics” babe…

thank you for loving rock me so much <3 she truly is my ✨magnum opus✨

#i don’t think any of my writing deserves such a title #but then again maybe that’s my imposter syndrome talking #mail #anon mail #i’m going to count this as #feedback

[xpander]

#sorry i don’t have enough money for frontiers and even if i did i wouldn’t want to spend all that for a AAA game dev #when there are hundreds of indie titles more deserving of that #i like sonic but not enough to give money to sega