#I have no time

[tmnt-tychou]

You get home late for work and find this waiting for you as you walk through the door.

#tmnt #my art #ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #tmnt leonardo #rottmnt leo #sorry for not drawing other tmnt iterations lately #I have no time #take this shitty fan service as a peace offering

[starcurtain]

Silly DiluVen Fic I Want to Read

That feeling when Jean shows up at your bar with your two-inch-tall fairy archon in the palm of her hands because apparently he's sick??? (Mona, please scry, can cat scratch fever actually kill someone--)

And apparently the Knights of Favonius Headquarters is not an acceptable place for him to recuperate because Klee exists? ("Hmph, a fair point. Kaeya is there too." "Wowwww.")

So the only reasonable alternative is to keep him at the Dawn Winery??? (Is this actually reasonable? Diluc doesn't think so, but then again he also thought a four-year-long murder spree was reasonable, so he is, perhaps, not the best of judges.)

Or: Google doesn't exist in Teyvat anymore, so Diluc just spends a week searching for cures and experiencing exponentially-increasing stress levels, because archons aren't supposed to get sick, they're definitely not supposed to turn into handkerchiefs with delusions of grandeur, and it turns out that it is much, much harder to keep comatose fairies out of trouble than anyone could ever have imagined.

(Also known as: "What do you mean you LOST him--" + "Lisa, what do wind sprites even eat--" + "My archon cannot be this cute" + "Is that our god in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" + "Die" + "I assure you, this is a doll. I just like dolls now. Please stop asking questions." + "This is weird" [builds a pillow nest anyway] + Of course he gets the human body back on the one night I cradled him in my arms--)

#genshin impact #diluven #diluven fic ideas #I have no time #but I sure do have a mighty need to see Diluc cuddling wind sprite Venti #when he thinks no one will notice #just casually taking god to work in place of your vest handkerchief #nbd #is Diluc a capable archon babysitter? #no #is he somehow still more capable at it than everyone else in Mondstadt? #yes #(Actually Kaeya would have been the best but for some reason nobody asked him) #(so rude) #look is angst great #also yes #but comedy?? #even better

[stinky-kiddd]

I cooked a slightly good meal for you wallmark(ers) because I have no time to animate rn 😔

#wallter #wallmark #regretevator wallter #regretevator mannequin mark #mannequin mark #regretevator #PLEASE FORGIVE ME 😓 #I HAVE NO TIME #IM SO BUSY RN 😫

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

a scene that could have happened in the last chapter, high honour

Arthur, sitting by fire, coughing: f-fuckin' hell...

Mary-Beth: I wish the world was kinder to you Arthur

Arthur: Oh Mary I don't-

Mary-Beth: No. Stop- stop lying Arthur! You... jesus, none of us deserve this, or maybe we do for what all the people that died throughout our crazy rides... and maybe it's for the best that it's all falling apart but... but...

Arthur: Mary... you know... you know I am dying.

Mary-Beth: Yes... and that's why I'm telling you this Arthur, you shouldn't die thinking you're a bad man. You have so much... good inside you. I wish you would see that.

Arthur: ...

Mary-Beth: ...

Arthur: Thank you Mary-Beth.

Mary-Beth: Just... don't do anything Hosea wouldn't do.

#ANYWAYS #SOMETHING IS POSSESING ME TO REWRITE THE LAST CHAPTER #I CANT #I CANNOT #I HAVE NO TIME #rdr2 #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #arthur morgan #red dead redemption memes #rdr2 arthur #red dead redemption #rdr2 arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead #mary-beth #mary beth gaskill #rdr2 mary beth #rdr2 mary-beth

[mitcheechee]

o yea i forgot i posted these scribbles on twitter but not here. the context is all missing it doesnt matter anyway theyre just scribbles. something something tav and astarion got too Skrunk at camp and get kicked out to sleep 100 ft away where theyll be less annoying

#just to prove im not dead LOL #i need this semester to be over man.......... #i have no time #astarion #bg3 #eurme.... #doodles

[the-cookie-of-doom]

Yknow I think all I need to cure my life is just a couple really good pairs of big ol stompy boots

#cookie speaks #love is stored in the 3 inch thick sole #I need boots #and places to wear them #I’m so depressed I wear nothing but scrubs and pajamas #I need a day off and an EventTM #I want to strut around in my docs and the sluttiest goth outfit I own #but alas #I have no time

[jhalya]

Maybe someone should bully me into finishing this Haladriel raft (non)con that I started a few days ago...

#haladriel #i have no time #but what if I make time #and then my smut is terrible? #have we considered this problem?

[bunakiharu]

Inktobertale #3 Medicine

Inktobertale by COMYET

#inktobertale2023 #ink!sans #ink sans #something different today #i have no time

[aprill-99]

This singular idea passed through my head and being a writer sucks sometimes because I’m more or less out of one of these fandoms, have no other plot for the crossover, and no time to write it but here you go anyway:

Alina: “This horrible villain summons darkness. He uses a whole army made of shadows!”

Jace Herondale: *vibrating with exciting* “I, a certified Shadowhunter, am about to end this man’s whole career.”

Alec: “Jace you know that’s not what that means. Sorry Ms. Starkov, technically we hunt demons-”

Nikolai: *shiftily backing out of the room*

#incorrect quotes #crossover #ao3 fanfic #possible fanfic idea #someone wanna write it? #kaz brekker #mathias helvar #zoya nazyanelsky #nikolai lantsov #alina starkov #jace herondale #alec lightwood #six of crows #the grisha series #grishaverse #the mortal instruments #shadow hunters #shadow hunter and bone #i have no time #i cant explain it

[blackberreh-art]

Why can't I find your villian all might au on ao3 that you have linked on the art, did you take it down

Ah yeah sorry I took down the fic a long time ago. I jusr wasn't happy with how it was written, same goes for the demon au fic

#i wanna re-write them buuuut #i have no time #berreh speaks

[svlidblvck]

I’m not reacting to none of that negative shit. I’m truly nice as fuck so stop playing with them demons in my head.

#me #stop playing #I have no time #for fuck shit

[ocelotegg]

ppl commenting on that pic of an urgent care exam room with a photo of dr. house framed on the wall saying stuff like "i would feel safe if i saw this". do i have a fundamental misunderstanding of the plot of house MD? does he not just like test people for lupus and then malpractice them to death? based on my tumblr-derived understanding of the show i would feel Very unsafe

#post #i refuse to watch a single episode. greys anatomy is already genuinely 21 seasons long #i have no time

[maranull]

I basically never do evil (or even just really rude) playthroughs in rpgs, but I'm seeing so many posts about the Dark Urge origin and I feel like the tragedy of it (when trying to resist it) could really be amazing, story telling wise

welp. character no4 already thought out and I still haven't finished my first playthrough

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 pls #i'm still employed #i have no time #pls

[pepa-is-drawing]

me when school starts:

#original art #sona stuff #tw blood #cw blood #yeag #i have NO TIME #FOR ANYTHING WAGHHH

[lovelybarnes]

i miss you guys i miss writing 😭😭

#i have no time #this certification.... might kill me #i peeked into my inbox today and i got this messagethat just made me want to cry i have never wanted to write more 😭😭 #maybe i will tonight #hopefully its not absolute trash 😔😔

[ambivalens999]

the way I wish sometimes that I could hire a ghostwriter to finish my fics for me…which I write for $0 to begin with….and essentially anonymously anyway…

💀

#I’m just kidding #but also sort of not #I have no time #there are so many fics I OWE ppl endings for #I’ve left them on the worst cliffhangers #I’m so sorry #I will update!!!