#I need a new camera-

[jaz-stories]

How Puffballs/Astrals/Orbs/Eldritch abominations carry around their babies, a helpful guide.

Having a spherical body with short limbs gives some unique challenges for day-to-day life, especially when carrying another smaller orb with you.

Still, the puffballs are very careful with their young and will often go to great lengths to ensure they're safe and sound. Especially after the war against Nightmare began and their populations dimmed.

Baby baskets are the most common solution for travelling parents, they're light, keep the hands free, practical and relatively easy to make/repair. The straps are angled and often have ways to regulate their length, and the contraption as a whole can be made of almost anything flexible. Still, regular baskets aren’t suited to flying at high speeds, so caretakers are advised to keep flights slow and avoid fights. Astrals with children are relatively vulnerable and rely on other group members for protection.

Older children also hang out on their parents’ backs without the basket, their hands/paws are stronger and they can safely hold on to older orbs even during flight. Teens are rarely seen doing this as well, particularly during stressful/dangerous situations.

Strollers are more present in astral towns since nomadic groups find them too heavy and impractical to carry around. The stroller’s main advantage is that it can carry multiple puffs at once (which is already rare) and gives more protection and comfort than the baskets. They can vary a lot in shape and size, but often have a spherical shape overall.

Although travellers don’t usually have strollers, it’s not unheard of for them to just build a makeshift one whenever the need arises... or when they just wanna go really fast and are tired of carrying kids on their back.

And lastly, “I’ve been juggling parenting, my job, my hobbies, my duty as a knight, and saving the world, and also haven’t slept in 73 hours”, Meta Knight’s favourite.

(Credit to @otaku553​ for the name “astrals” go check out their blog!)

#kirby #kirby of the stars #astrals #speculative fiction #speculative biology #meta knight #stories does art #i havent slept #like #at all #I need a new camera- #like desperately #girl help #also orbs just carry their kids around either really carefully or like a sack of potatoes #no in between

[shadyufo]

this man tried to eat my trail camera

#trail camera #trail cam #coyote #wildlife #canis latrans #that's the roof of his mouth in the second photo lmao #there were about twenty pictures after this of him getting behind the camera and moving it around while trying to pull it off the tree #got a TON of rad new trail cam pics I need to post!!

[crunchchute]

tumblr is being nice so here you can have a look at my cosplay wips :]

#will post to insta as well but i just made sales posts and i dont wanna bury them #my art #counts right? to me cosplay is like fanart #crunchchute art #cosplay #sam and max #sams ears keep popping up so i will have to pin them down a bit more (but i cant find my fav needle 💔) and i gotta figure out some #shoulder padding (there are pads but the arms themselves are too thin #but i cant even find one fabric i wanted to use for that. im so unlucky making this cos lol) #but i fixed some stuff already like pinning the tie so that it doesnt flip over when i move max and i added velcro to the feet and pants #but its all just details so im mostly done. 99% now!! #got a new shirt too with a bigger better collar for sam but i need to edit the sleeves... always something. always a wip #sorry the quality of these is ass i was using my front camera and taking screencaps from a video

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

like a little wet kitten :')

#this one's for lulu & four walls 💖💖 #because i'm just SO excited that we're getting a new chapter soon aaahhhhh #has this been giffed to death? #probably #but i don't care #the cuteness is off the charts and i need some cuteness in my life right now and maybe some of you do too #he's so stupidly adorable it's driving me NUTS 😭 #so glad someone captured this moment on camera #😘😘😘 #god that haircut was something else 😭😭 #alex turner #arctic monkeys #my gifs

[sergle]

FOREWARNING FOR GROSS-OUT SKIN CLOSEUP SHIT DON'T YELL AT ME FOR SHOWING YOU has anyone else gotten this really weird phenomenon on youtube. I swear every algorithm on every website is actively and purposely worse now. Where you'll be scrolling through vids after searching for something (I was looking at crochet stuff) and SANDWICHED IN THE MIDDLE OF ACTUAL SEARCH RESULTS... YOU KNOW. LIKE THINGS RELEVANT TO THE KEYWORDS I TYPED

are a couple of completely out of left field SHOCK VALUE VIDS. like to intentionally be alarming. drama vids and things you're enticed to click on bc they're upsetting, and deep deep closeups on zits. what the fuck is going on. Sandwiched between videos about GRANNY SQUARES. crack? is it crack we're smoking????

#are you telling me I can search for crochet patterns and be fed videos of pimple popping and news about anorexic influencers? #THESE ARE NOT ADS!!!! they're just IN THERE. I have ublock I've got all that stuff. these are just completely irrelevant videos #in the search results after I typed like. granny square patterns. or something really basic like that #NASTY shit #and I know it's not the algorithm clocking me bc I can tell when they do that. but I hate hate hate pimple popping videos #so that's not gonna be it. #when mr. algorithm gets me I can smell it. because guess what. nail polish. it's always nail polish. #and I don't watch upsetting shit abt the starvation girl or anything either. and I don't follow drama clickbait channels #WHAT IS THIS. WHERE AM I. #why did they make me look at this!!!! #sergle.txt #you're not allowed to yell at me btw I gave you a warning. which was more than I got. we're in this together now. #i'm not sure what to tag this as bc if i tag it as body horror then ppl will bark at me bc zits are natural. is it natural to get #a camera this close to big irritated holes and boils on your face. lesions. cysts. is that natural. are we friends #do i need to be close enough to smell you. put my eyes directly into the holes in your face

[cyberscratch]

Rattman

#GOT SOME NEW MARKERS AND SUCH SO I HAD SOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS ONE #I've been meaning to do a big portal fanart piece for a LONG TIME but I never had ideas... Until now!! #I'm VERY proud of this piece I hope you guys like jt #Fun fact I didn't know how to draw his other leg so UhhhhHh that's why the rubble/garbage is there lol #Anyways I need to draw TOOOOONTOOOWNNN after this #HEEHEE...! #Portal #Portal 2 #Doug rattman #Glados #Chell #Traditional #Guz art #[2023] #The camera quality does not do this justice btw #Also it's inspired by that one drawing of him in the comic btw

[liesmyth]

fuck it. elle liesmyth face reveal

the indomitable impulse to take a photo whenever I walk past a broken mirror

#this picture is so low quality and grainy you can barely see anything so y not #anyway this is why I need a new phone with a better camera #elle.txt #WILL PROBS DELETE LATER im just feeling myself rn #elle.jpg

[libraford]

5 years is a pretty long life for a cell phone these days, isn't it?

Dropped the pre-demic dude and now I can't operate the far right side.

#well that money was going to go towards a new camera #but I need the phone for work so I guess we're here.

[smimon]

okay i know you probably have enough drawing ideas for giant k but i just had this idea invade me.

you know how in snow white (not just the disney version) she pushes together the beds and sleeps on like 3 or more of them sideways? anyway giant k sleeping on 3 beds pushed together. and now i'm just picturing giant k as snow white and everyone else as the various dwarves

Ohoho big brain!!! 👀👀👀 Big brain. I love this idea so much and not just because Snow White is my favourite fairy tale hdjsbdbdfh

Thank you!!! Of course I have to draw it and not just once, let's make it into a comic! Let's gooo

Giant K series #16: once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

To be continued 😉

#thank you so much 🧡 i was rotating it in my head all this time #sorry it took so long 🙇 (it will take even longer because im planning a continuation) #i did some math and looks like this princess needs at least 4 beds #and there is never enough ideas for giant k 🥺 i feel so moved that people care enough to come up with new stuff for this little series 🙏 #thank you #ask #hazzybat #i based them specifically on the 7 Zwerge movie series because the dwarves are average sized men there do you get it #this ask made me rewatch the first movie and it is still so good hdjdhbshdh can i explain who is who? of course i can this is my blog #mikke is tschakko because to me there is some tschakko quality to him. even more so than jere for some reason #and he can carry his cameras in those bags #jesse is brummboss because he's the manager #lärvinen as cookie because if Käärijä has a friend who runs a cooking show then i am making a use of this knowledge #jaakko as sunny because he has this cheerful energy. allu as cloudy because he's always so cool. jukka as speedy because he's a polite fella #häärijä is bubi. the mascot the childish man the little menace #and securityman as ralphie because they are built similar i guess #yee #giant k series #käärijä #rpf #art by op #my art #fanart #also when i watched the movie as a child i always felt so sad about ralphie being constantly rejected #and this might have influenced the way i write giants up to this day. now look. this has come full circle #🥹

[girlcockedandloaded]

:^)

#i need a new phone my camera is busted :^( #anyway im cute hii #This has been sitting in my drafts for weeks! Enjoy!

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

she deserves her own post

#:3 #cats #i need a new camera #computer generated image #guidance scale 4

[pixiecactus]

let me post this old screenie in which you can barely see arya's face

#a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #house stark #arya stark #gendry #gendrya #i need to go in game in try new poses to put them in #i have a lot but a few only would work with them #you wouldn't see people in westeros throwing peace signs at the camera #or taking selfies

[80ramiens]

don't wake him up tho he'll literally kill u if u do

#tbp #the black phone #vance hopper #bruce yamada #billy showalter #griffin stagg #brance #*squints* #briffin #u guys. that cannot fucking be their ship name #ur shitting me. ur actually shitting me #no fucking way #i refuse to believe it #vance x bruce #billy x griffin #finbin is behind the camera they're giggling #hold on i need to start a revolution #I'm giving them a new ship name #showstagg #^___^

[shorelinnes]

get to know me - stray kids edition: bias wrecker [3/5]

bang chan

#kpopco #jypartist #staysource #melontrack #laura.track #jaybrainrot #kiwitracks #forbelleseyes #userbeepls #uservivi #stray kids #skz #*intro:gifs #*skzgtkm #new emotional support kpop boy unlocked <3 #no but the way he went from a bias wrecker to one of my ult biases in the span of me making this gif series lol <333 #this year has been A LOT and he's genuinely helped me get through it #still remember the first chan's room I watched live and how I actually teared up a little when he said goodby and hugged the camera hsjkdhsj #in my defense I really needed a hug that night

[dylanconrique]

i wonder what home videos tim and lucy are watching of each other right now.... 🥺🤧💔

#*carly catalogs #tim definitely has footage of him sneaking up on lucy singing and dancing in his kitchen #while lucy probably has a few videos of tim while he's cooking for her or when she's roped him into watching one of her fave reality shows #there's no way in hell we'll ever get a parallel of this but I NEED IT!!!!!!! #the rookie #tim x isabel #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well #it's 4am and i am very high and i am spiraling at the thought of chenford home videos #who do you think has more pics/vids saved of the other?????? #cause i personally believe tim's camera roll is 90% lucy #the other 5% is kojo and then the other 5% is work related #he just can't help snapping a new pic of her whenever he can! he's so taken by her beauty!! 🥹💕

[mcmuppet]

"oscar look at me please mate"

"🙂"

#that's literally all you need to know about the new mclaren video #they are just two lads who are genuinely friends who are forced to do dumb shit on camera together #and i love them so much #papaya kiddos my beloved #lando norris #oscar piastri #mclaren #f1