#I really wanted to cause problems on purpose

[mariasont]

not sure if you’re planning to write this, but smut with spencer & bimbo!receptionist!reader would probably fix my problems 😔 i feel like spencer would be praising her nonstop, while also being condescending & i fucking live for that‼️

Undo You - S.R

a/n: i love ur mind anon 😚 i hope this lives up to what you want 🫶🏼🫶🏼✨ thank you for requesting xoxo

anyway i kinda think this is bad bc i didn’t proofread but whatever ill prob go back and edit laters!

masterlist

pairings: spencer reid x bimbo!receptionist!reader

summary: bimbo reader and spencer doing the nasty

warnings: 18+ MDNI, fingering, degrading? (not really), spencer being slightly condescending, p in v, unprotected sex (BE BETTER!), creampie (STOP I HATE IT TOO BUT WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL IT?!?!?! TWINKIE?!?!)

wc: 1.3k

Mustering the courage to ask you out was a feat in itself but getting you into his bed was a whole other ballgame. But here you were, fingers roaming through his hair and tracing the contours of his back. You were perfect, and you were in his bed.

The wasn't the first, nor would it be the last if he had anything to do with it. It's hard to fathom his good luck--to have you, breathtaking in every sense, under him, your fingertips gently grazing his waist band as you inch towards his cock.

Your makeup was almost artfully messy, with mascara delicately pooled beneath your lashes, rendering you devastatingly tempting. You had glittering eyeshadow on, and it was getting everywhere. Spencer felt the urge to undo you--to disrupt the pristine image you presented to the world, to make you uniquely his. Selfish? Without a doubt. But that didn't diminish the idea. 

Your hands, with their perfect manicure, were now wrapped around his cock, tugging and pulling as if your palms were sculpted precisely for this purpose. 

You were saying something, your lips a mesmerizing motion as he grasped the sheets beside you, each fistful a concerted effort to remain control.

"What, angel?" He was trying to be patient with you.

You talked a lot in general, but in bed, it only seemed to amplify. This was not a bad thing, not in his eyes, no, it was almost too much of a good thing. Each time your mouth opened and closed with another airy comment he found himself that much closer to spilling his load all over you.

"Your face is really red," you breathed out, nostrils flaring slightly, your eyes averted, engrossed in the sight of his length enclosed between your hands.

He stifled a laugh, resisting the urge to shove his cock into that pretty mouth of yours.

"Well, you see," Spencer starts, pausing as your hand presses to the tip of his length, "when someone is excited...or aroused, blood flow increases to the f-face, causing...vasodilation. It's... it's a sympathetic nervous system response."

"Oh, like when you get all red after running?" You tilt your head in that curious way of yours, your actions uninterrupted as words flowed from you.

"Yes, exactly like that."

He grabbed your hand, pulling you off of him and pressing that same hand to the mattress below him.

"And just like my face gets red, your pupils dilate when you're excited," Spencer explains, his hand poised just above your collarbone, sketching paths on your skin, "It's due to the release of norepinephrine, which is part of your body's fight of flight response."

Your lips were parted, pressing your body into him like you couldn't help yourself, hips squirming under his.

"So, what's the verdict, sweet girl?" Spencer asks, watching your gaze met his, lips parting as he dragged a hand over your clothed heat. "What's your body telling you? Fight of flight?"

You kissed him, gasping into his mouth as he pushed a finger into you. You were drenched. "Is submit an option?"

"That's my girl," he said, feeling his cock tighten even more, as if that were possible, almost moaning at the sight of your dimple being drawn out.

You whined, arching your back against the navy-blue sheets as your hands locked around his neck, pulling him impossibly close. He could smell everything about you from here—your coconut shampoo, your vanilla perfume, your lavender lotion. He wanted to inhale it, to inhale you.

He didn't even bother with your skirt, simply pulling your panties out from under it and lining himself up with your entrance. He watched, enthralled, as your chest rose and fell, holding your breath as you braced for his cock. You were so good for him, too good for him.

One hand clasped against your hip as the other guided his length into you, hissing as you tightened around him. It was a feeling that could never get old, like he was being reborn, like the world was ending and you and him were the only two people left. He would be fine with that.

Your face twisted up in pleasure as you began to rock against him, not giving yourself that chance to adjust. You did this often and it caused him to push down on your hips, stopping your movements. He could come if you kept doing that. He would.

"Patience," he hissed, but you were never one that was good with following orders.

You moved again, tits bouncing up and down your chest as you did. He stifled a groan, meeting your movements with thrusts of his own.

He imagined this is what Buddhists meant when they referred to finding the garden of Nirvana. This was it for him. The ultimate state of liberation and profound peace.

You were a blubbering mess, fingertips clawing down his back, surely to leave marks, but he couldn’t care less.

“Look at you,” he cooed, rutting his cock in and out of you. “You’re awfully quiet. Got something on your mind, baby?”

“N-No,” you stammered, legs wrapping around his waist as your arms went around his neck, clinging to him like a koala, your moans now pressed up against his ear.

“I figured as much.”

Your tits were flush against his chest, his breath stalling as he reached in the limited space between you, thumb circling your clit. Your whines intensified, just as his thrusts did.

“Spencer, please, yes, oh fuck—,” you paused, a gasp releasing from your lips as he felt you unravel on his cock, your wet cunt clenching around him in a way that made his legs shake.

“That’s it, sweetheart, just like that.” His movements were more desperate now, sloppily slamming into you without mercy. “You’re so fucking good, baby.”

He barely recognized your lips against his ear. “Will you come inside me please?”

That was all it took, those simple words, brushing against his skin and rushing all the way down to his cock. His thrusts slowing as he pumped himself inside you, the sound completely obscene, but it just made him enjoy it that much more.

You were limp against the bed, and Spencer was quick to follow, face finding the crook of his neck as he tried his best not to crush you with his weight.

He could feel your pulse against his lips, pressing soft, open-mouthed kisses into your honey induced skin as he waited for you to return back to planet Earth.

He was well aware of the drill, pressing one last kiss to your sweaty forehead before prying himself out of your hands and making a beeline for the bathroom. He grabbed a towel and a glass of water before coming back to the bed, nearly fainting at your tired smile shining at him, at him.

“Hi, gorgeous.”

“I really love when you call me that,” you said, almost dreamily as you pushed your tousled hair into the pillow.

He laughed, placing the water on the table and moving your legs so he was between them.

“Gorgeous,” he repeated as he dabbed the towel to your sex, cleaning the mess he made on you. “Do I not call you that enough? Because I can certainly make it a more regular occurrence.”

“Well, I mean, it couldn’t hurt,” you said, giggling as you flinched away from the pressure on your clit.

He pushed your leg down, preventing you from squirming. “Let me clean you up.”

You pouted, and he had the sudden urge to bite your bottom lip. You gave him a salute, giggling before you could even get the words out. “Aye, aye captain.”

He tossed the towel to the side, climbing up your legs as he kissed you, soft and slow, murmuring into your lips, “come here, smart ass.”

taglist: @hotchhner @khxna @readergf

#spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x bimbo!reader #spencer reid x bimbo reader #spencer reid x fem reader #spencer reid smut #spencer reid #Reid #criminal minds smut

[noveauskull]

Tysm for feeding us with ur wuwa smut fics bro <33 and btw since requests r open as u said, can u pls write the NSFW reaction of wuwa men when their fem s/o is always half-naked when their both home alone?? Lol, and if they ask why their s/o is so relaxed to just roam and walk around their private home nearly naked, s/o just shrugs her shoulders and says something like: “We’re a couple, now— are we not? I don’t see the problem here.” EHHEEHEEHHEHHEHEH >:333 (Again tysmsmmss amd have a good day/noon! 🫶)

How WUWA Men React When You Walk Around The House Half-Naked (NSFW)

characters: jiyan, mortefi, geshu lin, yuanwu, scar, aalto, calcharo x reader

warnings: suggestive behavior, teasing, not really all the way, just a short post, nsfw

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Scar:

He doesn't mind when you walk around half naked, matter of fact he'd go walking around half naked with you

You just know that he's purposely trying to hug you just to feel your skin on his

Somehow the two of you would end up fucking

"Why bother wearing clothes at this point?"

Sometimes he even rubs himself on you while you're half naked, sick pervert

He encourages it a lot

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Yuanwu:

He's flustered by your confidence, but glad enough you trust him to see your body

Despite being a gentleman, he is still a man, so he'd often times stare at you while having a nice sip of tea

"Aren't you cold?" You were in fact, not cold at all. The only shivers you get is when you feel a pair of eyes on you

Suddenly he's smiling at you and offering you to help him get his glasses in the bedroom

And now he's pinning your hands to your head and kissing you

You didn't mean to be provocative, but it happened anyways

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Mortefi:

"WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?"

He's panicked at first but he gets used to it later, a bit of a drama king but when you pointed out on him revealing his chest he just blushes and sighs in defeat

Definitely ogling at you, he especially loves the way he could see your boobs when you're only in your bra

At one point when he stands too close to you he's already pinning you to the wall and kissing you

"If this is your way of teasing me then it's working" He's say while blushing profusely

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Jiyan:

He's shocked but he doesn't say anything, instead he just tries to avoid staring at you and hopes you'd out some clothes on

But you don't, you're still in your underwear and it's getting really bad for his heart to see you walking around so freely

When he feels like he wants to talk to you about it, he'll wrap his arms around your waist and make you stare into his eyes and ask you if you were interested in going to bed together to fuck

And of course you say yes, cause he's already slipping his hand down to grope your ass, leaving you no choice

Jiyan likes it when you wear less in front of him

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Aalto:

He starts acting like he saw you for the first time and starts flirting with you

You didn't expect him to wrap his arm around you and slip his hand into your bra though

Now he's trying to have a conversation with you while he's teasing your nipple, just so you would get wet

"Oops, almost forgot about my food in the microwave" He stands up and leaves you alone on the couch, wet and confused

But you're definitely gonna keep walking around half naked, that's for sure

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Geshu Lin:

"What do you think you are doing?"

He acts like he has a problem with it but when you remind him that its only the two of you and that he's already seen your body suddenly hes fine with it

But he will still complain about it

Eventually he gets tired of complaining and just carries you to bed, telling you that now that he's hard you have to take responsibility for it

Tsundere Geshu Lin?

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Calcharo:

He's like a big dog, staring at his owner and wondering what to do or say

For some reason, he'd start putting blankets or towels on you

"Is this a new way to make me turned on?"

Before you know it he's fucking you with the same clothes you had on half naked

He ends up wanting you to walk around the house half naked anyways

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A/N: SORRY FOR MAKING IT SHORT ANON I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO DO AND IM PUSHING OUT REQUESTS SO THIS IS PROBABLY NOT SATISFACTORY BUT I HOPE MY OTHER POSTS MAKES IT UP TO YOU 😭😭

#wuthering waves #wuthering waves smut #wuwa #wuwa smut #wuwa jiyan #jiyan smut #wuwa calcharo #calcharo smut #wuwa mortefi #mortefi smut #wuwa geshu lin #geshu lin smut #wuwa scar #scar smut #wuwa yuanwu #yuanwu smut #wuwa aalto #aalto smut #answeredbyskull #noveauskull #wuthering waves x you #wuthering waves x reader

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

do I have to start a Hothead war too? Icy is such a dick and Random doesn't know where he is.

Icy's not even that mean, he's just a dick to blackarachnia. Which is fair given she scrambled his brain. Other than that he's just vaguely catty in the same way knockout is. He likes the weird happenings on earth, he makes stupid puns, he hit Lugnut and Starscream with the "can't we just all get along 🥺" I love him your honor.

Random knows where he is, he simply does not care. He's abandoned all senses of cringe, shame or impulse control. I'm pretty sure he's also playing up the crazy for the bit given he's only really strayed off task by it like. Once. Mans is just here to have a good time and cause problems on purpose when it's funny.

That said. Hothead? Tragic that he's as low as he is. He's not even aggro 24/7, sometimes he's just kind of sad and tired. He makes the same goofy ass earth movie references the other two make. He loves his big stupid bestie Lugnut and he loves fighting because it's fun. He's so lame and cringefail and him chucking out threats feels less like "guy who genuinely wants you dead" and more like ">:[ angy"

They're all hot and I shouldve never pit three bad bitches against each other like this 😔

#not polls #Blitzwing im so sorry bb i love you. all three of you.

[onedivinemisfit]

Last of the Wolves

AnS (c) Akizuki Sorata

Art: Me

#akagami no shirayukihime #ans #snow white with the red hair #zakura shidnote #witcher!au #myart #he is in a brothel yes #they often had sexy murals on their walls #often as advertisment of what their girls could service with #but also just as titillation #but I AM proud of the anatomy and angle here #it was like #I really wanted to cause problems on purpose #and channeled all I had

[honeyedknife]

jokes on all of them, the correct answer is that shang qinghua has the the most beautiful husband

part 2

#mxtx #mxtx fanart #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #honeyed art #i think ✈️ asked the question bc; like wwx; he wanted to cause problems on purpose #this was my most popular post on twt #this was also just an excuse to draw binghe lwj and xl really pretty #q

[benevolenterrancy]

AND IT'S COMPLETED! Last chapter finally posted!

The Torchwood team manages to get themselves dumped into the middle of the Korean War and have to struggle their way through injuries, medical staff, time anomalies, demon hunters, and more general confusion than even they're used to dealing with on the regular in order to find a way home.

Meanwhile the MASH crew get a bunch of British spooks who just may win for being the weirdest patients they've ever had, and that's saying a lot.

#torchwood #mash #mash 4077 #fanfiction #normally i only post when i start a new fic but by god i've been working on this one long enough that i want to celebrate finishing it #i am very satisfied with how it turned out and it was beyond fun to write - i really needed something this kooky when i started writing it #and going through afterwards to edit and get all the pieces lined up was an excellent way to unwind #and against all expectations there are actual people reading it? which stuns me? i thought this was going to be a For Me Myself And I sort #of crossover #so to everyone who has ALSO been reading and commenting: thank you - you sustain me you're magical people i am giving you all little kisses #also the number of people who only know one of the franchises or the other... wow i'm so flattered you'd try reading a whole crossover for #series you don't even know #hopefully it was easy enough to follow even without knowing hte other show bc both of them have such bigger cumbersome casts... #for anyone interested who is a MASH Exclusive sort of person - they finally show up in chpt3 #it takes a minute for them to get there but i promise you that they do and they get to cause all sorts of problems on purpose

[yotd2009]

oh yeah. the reason why i decided to reread tbhk (and thus it was able to hit me like a truck this time around) was actually not bc of mitsukou going canon but actually bc i maybe accidentally started a tbhk book club w my kids at work and wanted to check the contents of it justttt in case before i put the books in their hands

#tl;dr i have this one 4th grade boy who's a total weeb and knows that i'm the only one in this town who's more into japanese media than him #so he pesters me abt it every time he sees me. and the thing abt this kid is that he gets bored easily and if he does he turns into a #complete menace. now a couple weeks ago. he shows up at the program w one piece volume one and spends the entire time he's there peacefully #reading and not causing any problems on purpose. my coworker owen (the one who climbed onto the roof) and i were shocked and in awe of how #peaceful he was being and came to the conclusion that he NEEDS to have a manga volume in his hands at all times. few minutes later. #he finishes reading and isn't bored yet so he decides to go talk to me abt manga. specifically he starts pestering me abt what shonen i've #read despite the fact that i am a shoujo reader and told him that. but he knows i've read kuroshitsuji bc he previously asked me abt what #the worst anime i've ever watched is and i will never not take an excuse to drag the adaptation. and he figures that if i've read kuro i've #probably read more. and so i mention tbhk and he asks more abt it bc of the name involving toilets and him being a 4th grade boy so i give #brief overview and he wants to read it. and i come up with a scheme to make him peaceful AND to give him something to talk to me abt which #isn't 'i know you've read more shonen manga' 'let me gacha on your phone' or 'i saw an ad for rent a gf. thought it was lame. and now want #you to tell me how it sucks bc i assume you know everything abt every animanga ever' (<does unfortunately know too much abt rent a gf bc i' #a bit of a nosy bastard and watched the mother's basement video). so i offered to bring it in bc i own physicals of the whole series and of #as previously mentioned. gave it a quick reread in advance just in case. and got hit by it. hard. i love you tbhk almost as much as i love #when ppl get into things through me. honestly i think getting to live vicariously through him might be one of the main reasons it got me #this time around and not as much the first time (still loved it the first time though). flash forward a little while. one of the 3rd grade #girls is like. really into reading. and also macabre things. like ghosts. and she has two books from the school library. and has had the #same two books from the school library for over a week. she reads quickly and finished them both in under a day and is now bored out of her #mind rereading them. she asks to read the books i've been letting the other kid read. now there are two of them #romeo.txt

[livvyofthelake]

it's sick they wasted gay brains in season 1. well i mean they had to but still..... sick and fucking twisted. god we're approaching my izombie anniversary aren't we i started this show in september.... and i've only gotten through three seasons wow. me when i'm so anti-binge watching i go to the other extreme. that last riverdale episode was killing me i can't belive jughead sat there and binge watched six seasons of riverdale like three times with different people. i couldn't even binge watch riverdale once and i started that show when there were only 4 seasons to watch... anyway. rip gay brains you did all you could <3

#now that it's the show's third season the brains liv is on can be problematic and cause problems (re: cheating on justin) #and she can't do the whole 'i was on a brain this isn't me...' thing because we know that if they really want to they don't have to let the #brains control how they act. #so i guess lowell was gay on purpose after eating that brain. live your truth king <3 or. well he died. that was a significant thing. #izombie lb

[paterday]

👁👁

You uh getting some ideas for Aura and Omen?

Don’t look at me with those big ol eyes I’m SHY

Here’s an image of. The silly for your troubles

that being said.

#I’m writing this all In the tags #cuz I hate being looked at #so I think I’m going with the idea that omen steals aura and then goes awol(??? is that how you spell that) #ANYWAYS some time before that her brain gets a little bit fucked up #so like the part of her brain that processes information from the eyes is a leetle bit messed up #so she can’t. really see very well even tho her eyes look fine #which causes her to become kinda well known for occasional friendly fire #cuz she just shoots what moves and looks unfriendly shaped #THEN. she is sent with a group to go to this planet and retrieve the aura ai #and she’s the first one to find it #idk what I want to happen here but in some way she gets Aura inside her head #and Auras like hey man ur brain is kinda fuckedup. want me to like. do something about that #so she’s able to give omen back her full vision via managing the signals #nd Omens brain is the only thing keeping her from going full on rampant and exploding (how does this work. fuck if I know I’ll figure it out #later. problem for future me :o) ) #ANYWAYS they have this very symbiotic relationship but also it’s like very. codependent #so two fucked up ladies :) #and aura really doesn’t want to die so she’s fine with this whole thing. #her main purpose was to just keep people alive #and she failed that. so she’s gonna try her damn hardest to keep her new human alive #(insert the mind meld fuckery here) #is this deeply embarassing for the me? yes. but I am trying to be so brave about it

[v-poreons]

For one of my classes we have to reimagine a piece of literary media over the course of the semester, then develop three distinct art styles/genres that interpretation could look like. So of course I picked Hamlet and chucked him into space

(I would love to hear some constructive feedback like ur fav of the three or ideas on design tweaks as next week I will be choosing one of them to develop for the rest of the semester)

#rainyart #shakespeare #hamlet #visual development #concept art #designs are subject to change im really just trying to get ideas out of my brain #in my version th late king doesnt appear as a ghost but a prerecorded hologram where he states he fears Claudius is planning on killing him #and hamlet is like oh fuck my suspicions were right but it also kinda brings that doubt to the forefront of the story where maybe the ghost #was a hallucination or a malevolent spirit trying to cause problems on purpose. so here its like maybe the late king was wrong or paranoid #instead of drowning obviously ophelia suffocates to death in outer space #not sure how I'd translate the swords into a space setting without them being Just Lightsabers. I don't think Id want to make them blasters #the three genres are eldritch horror‚ space high fantasy‚ and retro future anime

[rsenak]

what if scum villain veggietales au

#svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #mxtx #(tagging that for blog organization really) #sqq as larry the cucumber #and sqh as bob the tomato (thankyou @pio for that one) #sv (scum veggies) #running on 2 hours of sleep and how was i supposed to read the words peerless cucumber and not think of. this #(my knowledge of veggietales is really limited btw i just like to cause problems on purpose sometimes) #if tou ever wanted to turn amy of thr characters into s vegetable!!! now is the perfect time! #to my followers; im so sorry

[n0ct0urn1quet]

@510snake this is us except we r both autistic

#im kissing you DIRECTLY on the forehead rn #THAMk you for lteign me infodump am very very haby rn........... #IM SORRY I HAD NOTHING RLY TO SAY ABOUT SPOTTY OR MEADOW im really trying hard to give them some character #other than meadowheart's starclan thing and . yknow. wifes #SJHDKBKJG #I MIGHT take your advice and make spotty evil or make her do smoething fucked up and malicious #i may make her cause problems on purpose! #maybe she could have like a darkstar moment and just snap and kill a bitch #I MEAN im not comparing her to darkstar she is nowhere near as shitty as he is . shes babie compared to him haha #but idk!!!!!!!!!! i DO want to have. one of her siblings die. annnnd i wannt to have them b killed by darkstar..... #OR WELL ok not directly killed BY darkstar. maybe killed by somene else but it all leads back to darkstar anyways hah #but idk!!!!!!!!!!! maybe ill give her a lil story arc of her own. alil tomfoolery a little fucked up moment or two #but anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :] #i lub u bro i lub u lots....... #am verey sorey ur sic bro :[ being sick sucks ASS but im glad ur at least feeling better today and hopefully better tomorowe :] #also ik i say this like a lot but bro did u know........that um.....hhghgehe......preby voice :] #i just lov listneing to u talk okay !!!!!!!!!!!! u have a very lovly n soothing voice . tis very preby......... #preby girle voice :] so prety!!!!!!!! i coul listen to u talk for HOURS bro next time we vc YOU should infodump 2 me....... #just like about whatevr ur into rn !!!!!!! i wana hear u talke!!!!!!!!!! wana hear u go gbjfbgkjbfgjk about ur special interests!!!!!!!!!! #also bro i was alredy thinking of a short lil story i mite put into ur inbox.........itl prolly be less dialogue n more just Thoughts but #idk hopfully it makes u go :] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #caus i lov u!!!!!!! and!!!!!!! i like making u go :]!!!!!!! i like making u habby n i like maiking u smile bro............... #ur smile is cute !!!!!!!! ur smile is contagious bc when we video chat n i see YOU smile i end up smiling too bc bjbjkvghj!!!!!!! #ur very prettyyyyyy u hav lovly long hair n a prety face n lovly shape........... hghge.......... #beeeeg tumy beeg thighs beeg ass beeg everythimg bro!!!!!!!! u so beeg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my beeg wifey :] :] :] #OKEY anyways sorey im cutting it short i am having many writing ideas and if i dont write them down right this second im gonna yell #so JFFBGJHFGBJKBJKG but goodnite pepper!!!!!!!! get goos seeby!!!!!!!!! il b here if u ned anythign tho like i said las nite............ #but iiiiiiiiiiii lubs u :] get lots of good seebs n snugle with the me pillow.......... :] :] goonites !!!!!! seep tite!!!!!!! bfbkj!!!!! : #I TRIED TO PUT A :] BUT IT CUT ME OFF !!!!!!! MEANYS TO ME!!!!! MEAN 2 HOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:[ SKJDBJHBHJGB

[strohller27]

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#okay. so given the response of one of my supervisors it seems like I’m the one being the asshole in the work drama #which. if having a stress response so bad I wake up one night feeling like I’m having a mild panic attack is being the asshole then. yeah. #fair I guess #I’ll admit I am judging this person rather harshly but…let’s look at where that’s coming from shall we? #she gave me extra work that I attempted to say no to and felt completely ignored about #when I tried to meet with her and her supervisor to refuse again I was told I had to participate anyway #which made it feel like I was being ignored by two people #and my stress response is basically: a) get so flustered I can’t speak b) cry or c) both #so hearing ‘yeah I’m so sorry I gave you extra work. would you please suck it up and deal with it tho? I’d really appreciate it’ #causes me to shut down and go ‘okay I must be required to put my entire life on hold for you. got it.’ #so I’m the asshole for that and for assuming that this lady sees our team as a problem to be fixed #and for assuming she thinks the team is not responding to her on purpose and thus it’s *our* fault she’s not getting participation #(when let’s be real here…I led a team training and had no problem getting the team to participate…who’s fault is it really???) #honey her words and her actions are both giving me that impression #and I’m not the only one saying it. so maybe I’m the asshole but I’m not the only asshole #but that’s fine. if I have to be the asshole in this situation I’ll play the damn part #as long as this shit gets resolved. the team may need me to play the bad guy #at this point I won’t feel like it’s really resolved until she experiences some consequences for her damn actions #she needs to learn that just because she’s team leader doesn’t mean she gets to do whatever the hell she wants #with no regard for how her actions affect others goddamn it #also as long as I don’t get fired for this because if I do I am going to raise absolute hell #I’ll take a second to think about it like ‘how would you feel if someone was criticising your work?’ #and I’ll think ‘well. first off I wouldn’t disrespect my team members so hard and if I did I would deserve a swift slap in the face’ #‘and second off. I would feel so utterly terrible for just making someone do extra stuff that wasn’t in their job description #especially if they weren’t my direct subordinate. and if I ever did that I do hope someone woulf sit me down and say hey. not fucken cool.’ #and I would apologise and come up with an actionable plan that didn’t involve disrespecting that person’s autonomy #because I feel like that’s a common courtesy I was not afforded in this situation #so yes. if I ever start acting like this girl slap my cheeks and tell me to wake the fuck up and stop being rude #and I will face the music without making others suffer for it

[finisnihil]

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

#genshin impact #Zhongli #Finis Analyzes

[monster-noises]

I am experiencing... frustration.

#monster noises #why must the ideas you can see the clearest in your head be the hardest to capture? #I'm trying to make a new phone lock screen #(currently I'm using the drawing of laz and heis on the motorcycle and while I looove that image it's been there for a few years now) #and I have a very Precise Idea of what I want it to be #in the same style as I did my FaHI playlist cover #but I can't seem to get the thumbnail looking in anyway Correct #and it's really..... frustrating........... and disheartening #then when I try and like actually figure out what I need to Fix it's like my brain blanks out and I"m stumbling around completely clueless #and then I just start uselessly spiraling and just AUGH #why can't I have the kind of brain that hits a barrier and proceeds to problem-solve? #why do I have to have a brain that hits a barrier and just.. rolls over in defeat #not even a tantrum or a breakdown #just #0 resistance laying down and giving up #it's stupid and I'm mad about it but I still don't know what to do about it at all #I wish I could explain it in a way that would allow someone to maybe be able to help me actually #cause it seems every time I try there's always some fundamental misunderstanding about Which Step In The Process Is Challenging #like that one time I tried asking about it on twitter #asking if anyone had resources for How to be better at learning from and interpreting references/doing studies #or just learning for art purposes in general (in a way that won't cause me to Break Down) #and people linked a bunch of how-to's on how to Draw from Reference #and I know those /Sound/ like the same thing but they arrrrren't #and I know those people's heart's were in a good place but I know How to use a reference #I know How to do a life drawing or a study #I get it on a practical level #but there is something fundamental to the process of interpreting and understanding what exactly I'm doing that I just... #Don't Have #and That's really really Really hard to explain #it's like how I'm actually good at math I just can't do word problems because I can't glean what is required of me from a word problem.

[tenthhell]

Has anyone met Zariel or the other archdemons? @always-a-knight

@always-a-knight // Ask me about stuff

Oh yes. So, as a quick aside, apologies to those of you familiar with D&D lore too just bc I don't mean to come across as assuming no one does. I will add extra info to this.

Back to the point, Asmodeus was, once upon a time, an angel in the service of a deity whose name is REDACTED, but more commonly called He Who Was. ( Far as I know, no relation to the BG3 character. Will explain the missing context of the deity momentarily. ) One of the demon ( demons and devils are v different ) princes persuaded Asmodeus to follow his ambitions and rebel, and when Asmodeus agreed, helped get him a piece of physical evil. Asmodeus swayed many other angels to his side, and together, they not only overthrew He Who Was, but Asmodeus actually killed him and consumed his divine spark ( hence why Asmodeus is a deity. ) He Who Was cursed them and the plane ( Baator ) they took over, and made them into the first devils and the Hells respectively. Asmodeus erased any and all memory of the god he'd killed, hence why the only name for him is He Who Was. ( Bitch is past-tense. )

Now, the important part of that are the angels who helped Asmodeus; they became the first of the archdevils and some of the present-day archdukes. Mind you, some of those mfs are vm dead, so it's not as if Asmodeus has known all of the lords under him for the amount of time he's known others.

That said, though, after certain ranks of devil, you need Asmodeus' permission before you can be promoted. No one becomes an archdevil without his say-so. So tbh, he knows all of his archdukes quite well. PLUS they do actually have meetings every now and again, when all the archdukes are summoned to Nessus, the 9th and deepest layer of the Hells, to meet with Asmodeus, who if memory serves cannot leave Nessus as part of his curse.

( As another sidebar, it's worth noting that all archdukes are archdevils, but not all archdevils are archdukes. Archdevils are powerful and unique devils and are considered the nobility of the upper devils [ pit fiends are the nobility of the lower ], but only archdukes control a layer of the Hells, so there's only 9 archdukes, but more archdevils. )

As an advisor to Asmodeus, Nethfari has definitely met all the archdukes, though it's debatable how well she knows them personally bc she doesn't tend to get involved with the politics of the Hells outside of her advising Asmodeus, and the possible responsibilities that being his consort brings. Also, I cannot understand enough with her? She's not terribly willing to get her hands into things beyond what she has to -- and that does include socializing. ( When she's not public facing, personality-wise she's similar to Ly dia D eetz or Mor ticia Add ams. )

Now.... Bc of the above, Orianna has absolutely met all the archdukes, and being who she is, has at least attempted to cajole knowledge out of them all -- to various levels of success bc ex I don't see Dispater taking to that. At ALL. Which is to imply, she's not one who's too proud to admit when someone knows more than she does, nor is she above asking them to teach her. THAT SAID, I do think it vm depends on the archduke whether she asked more than once bc of reaction or otherwise talent. Ex much as she doesn't like Mephistopheles, his talents are right in the middle of what she vm wants to know. Zariel specifically though? Zariel's Orianna's [secret] fave archduke, though ironically one she would have tried not to bother too much a bc it wouldn't go well, and b respect for her and what she's doing.

I might at some point go through and talk about Orianna's opinions of all the archdukes ( and possibly ex-archdukes bc there's at least one ) but I presently do not have the brain cells for that.

#alwaysaknight #I think I will cause problems on purpose // asks. #this might fit squarely into ''oh good I get to explain this to you. you will regret this'' but oh well hsdjkfngjds #again apologies if you already knew any of the lore I talked about but I wanted everyone to have the same sort of baseline #ALSO 0% shade if you only know BG3 lore bc a there's no shame in that in the first place?? #but also b I PROMISE if you ask me some D&D question unrelated to devils drow or illithids I probably won't know ghvjhgfc #anyway we going with the old practice of the royal child being at least partially educated by the lords of the realm #not fully tho bc Asmodeus does NOT trust like that #and for good reason #Meph as a great is example is not to be trusted and that's a threat #............ also not fully sure how Ori gets on with her half sister??? #like on one hand it feels v possible to me that Glasya's tried to kill her before but also I tend to doubt my instincts so idk #but also what purpose so really I'm just in a mire of indecision #[ obligatory scheduled post bc I am currently at work but I want people to actually see this ]