#I swapped a bunch of models around randomly and renamed every interactive object in the world to random Latin words

[rohirric-hunter]

I'm going to make a series of mods called 'It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature' specifically designed to make Skyrim worse and less playable.

#Children can fly but they cant land #All weapon enchantments have had their values increased to 40000 starting #Surprise! I manually deleted all the facegen data #Actually no not that one scratch that one #I swapped a bunch of models around randomly and renamed every interactive object in the world to random Latin words #Sometimes buckets are secretly dragons #Sometimes dragons are secretly buckets #One that just sets the final boss of bleak falls barrow to essential so you cant progress the game #I deleted the floors in all nord ruins (inspired by a fun mod conflict I had when I first started) #Ulfric Stormcloak follows you everywhere #He's not hostile or anything he's just there #You've seen mods that replace frostbite spiders with nords #now get ready for the mod that replaces nords with frostbite spiders #They are hostile and passive and quest-essential NPCs have also been replaced #The cc fishing but all you pull up are daedric artifacts #Beds can now walk around and may strike up a forced conversation with the player about the last person to sleep on them #(Somehow this was always maven blackbriar. She eats crackers in bed btw) #Also the beds are always hostile after this conversation ends #Getting arrested makes your hands bound like they are in the intro #You have to track down hadvar or ralof to untie you again every time