#I wish they were a bot

[sorcerous-caress]

That's my day, how is your day going dear readers?

#I wish they were a bot #each dm I get I'm like oh man oh man someone wanna talk about my writing! #then it's #♡other

[geekynerddemon]

Happy Holidays @somewhereapart

I hope this is good enough to be a phone wallpaper. I also hope this isn’t too nsfw for tumblr. It was. Here is where you can see it.

In my head Steve or one of the Howlies found the mistletoe and brought it back and stuck it at the door of their favorite supply closet (like the one from @doctorhelena ‘s story The SSR Supply Closet Crisis). Then Steve and Peggy were there while the office was pretty empty while everyone was in a pub or spending the holiday with a British family (that was a thing apparently) and one thing led to another and here we are.

I wish everyone health and happiness for the new year.

Thank you @steggyfanevents for organising this lovely exchange.

#steggy #** #steggysecretsanta #that’s America’s ass #honestly this was a self censoring piece of artwork #tumblr is a sensitive snowflake #i wish you were this sensitive to bots too

[dontgofarfromme]

[ID: Eight screenshots of highlighted text.

Image 1 reads: "And you know that I love you, Fool. As a man loves his dearest friend. I feel no shame in that. But to let Jek or Starling or anyone think we take it beyond friendship's bound, that you would want to lie with me, is--" I paused. I waited for his agreement. It did not come. Instead, he met my eyes with his open amber gaze. There was no denial in them."I love you," he said quietly. "I set no boundaries on my love. None at all. Do you understand me?"

Image 2 reads: "He did mean you, did he not? Well of course he did, though you may not know it. I doubt you know the custom of the people he came from; how they exchange names to denote the lifelong bonds they form? Did you ever call him by your name, to show him that he was as dear to you as your own life? Or were you too much of a coward to let him know?"

Image 3 reads: "Not by me," he replied decisively. "If you insist we must both take different names now, then I shall call you 'Beloved." And whenever I call you that, you may call me 'Fool."

Image 4 reads: "There it is. Plainly, Fitz, I told you I set no limits on my love for you. I don’t. Yet I never expected you to offer me your body. It was the whole of your heart, all for myself, that I sought. Even though I've never had a right to it. For you gave it away ere ever you saw me."

Image 5 reads: Just as I opened my eyes, the Fool's thought uncurled in my mind like a leaf opening to sunlight. And I set no limits on that love. "It's too much," I said brokenly. "No one can give that much. No one."

Image 6 reads: He lifted his hand. "Did you feel that?" I asked him. He smiled sadly. "Fitz, I have never needed to touch you to feel that. It was always there. No limits." Some part of me knew that was important. That once it would have mattered terribly to me. I tried to find words. "I will put that in my wolf," I said, and he turned away sadly.

Image 7 reads: I bent and kissed his brow in farewell. And then, grasping the rightness of that foreign tradition, I named him as myself. For when I burned him, I knew I would be ending myself, as well. The man I had been would not survive this loss. "Good-bye, FitzChivalry Farseer."

Image 8 reads: "Take your body back from me," I bade him quietly. And so we passed, one into the other, but for a space we had been one. The boundaries between us had melted in the mingling. "No limits," I recalled him saying, and suddenly understood. No boundaries between us.

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We are one

#rote #fitzloved #realm of the elderlings #i dont know if im ever going to be over this series lol #also i just have a lot of thoughts about how #like idk if its universally true that this is specifcally a queer theme #or if its just something ive seen several places #but i feel like ive come across this thing in a lot of queer stories #of like #loving someone so much and with such violent intensity that you want to be them #not like just be them like you wish you were them INSTEAD of them #but like be them as though you were both them and you were bot hyou #as though you were one person #like KNOWING someone so much and them knowing you so much that you become a part of each other #wanting to consume someones soul and have them consume yours etcetcetc #anyway for this whole series fitz is turning that idea over in his mind #wanting it so desperately but being afraid of letting that last bit of himself go completely #and the culmination of the series when they go into the stone wolf together is him finally fully giving that up #and idk. thats just very gay of him. #also spot the quote i had to jankily rig together myself bc i couldnt get the book back from the library lol #everyone has fools errand out for some reason #my dumb ass writing the final quote wrong whoops lol

[twistedappletree]

absolutely losing my shit remembering that person who tried to rp as jin ling with the lan sizhui chat bot and the first thing LSZ did was go over to JL and kiss him on the forehead

#lmFAOOOOO #while also being like ‘hahaha we’re such good friends looool’ #history will say they were roommates #what makes it even funnier #is the LSZ bot is 100% based on his canon personality #which actually isn’t that far off like LSZ is definitely the mom friend #i can 1000000% see him going around giving the other juniors forehead kisses 💀 #before telling them to eat their vegetables #i was trying to find the screenshots but it was a while ago idk it was deleted or what #iconic tho #apple babble 🍎 #*if it was #tag typos annoy me so fcking much i wish we could edit them on mobile fr

[i-am-totally-not-a-lizard]

Flag of Chad but it's my recommended tags ⁉️🇹🇩

#vexillology #Chad #Romania #i wish there was !wave on Tumblr #the bots on Reddit were mostly annoying but some of them were fun

[kosmical]

wish i was one of those blogs where people just drop their headcanons in an ask. if ur seeing this be insane about dgr in my askbox please .

#danganronpa #god i wish that were me type moment #like every time i get a msg and its just a bot going “Hey3 Baby want want me” a little part of me dies

[rate-a-spam-bot]

#i wish that were me #rate a spam bot #androgynouschildwizard

[robocracker]

actually pains me now to see the urls on the bots these days... i had maudlin sesame follow me today. maudlin sesame. what a username. wasted on a bot.

#this seems to be the pattern with them now it's just random words thrown together #that occasionally make me wish they were a real person because damn it i would so follow maudlin sesame #curse you bots for stealing the weird word combinations that i never knew i wanted to see!!

[pand0monium]

I GOT FOLLOWED BY A BOT CALLED LOVELYANDROGYNOUSLAND. THIS IS NOT FAIR

#oh lovelyandrogynousland i wish you were real #bot names saga

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

Is it possible to also ask for interactions from only the Canon characters but from different TF versions?

Say like, Bulkhead from TFP meets [made up scenario] Boulder from TFRB?

if not is fine, I just wanted to ask if that was an option too.

Bey

Ooo! I never thought of that. Yeah sure! That'd be fun!

#headcanons #asks #Honestly I wish there were more rescue bots and tfp crossovers in canon. I want all of Team Prime to meet them #tfp headcanons #rescue bots headcanons #transformers headcanons

[tickfleato]

I UNDERSTAND. THE TF2 COMICS PAIN NOW.

#oh my god those were delightful though. #i wish the game wasnt overrun by bots i wanna play it again... #tick biz

[definitelyheaven]

Im so glad im not an insane yandere evil jealous boy ^_^

#but for real #i was so much worse #i #could BE so much worse bc i am #insane horrid evil bot #boy* #i wish i were a bot #diary

[shelli-gator]

Thomas: Hey James, can I use your brass lamp-

#the discord bot lets me make memes #who said romance was dead #ttte shitpost #i wish trains were real #2 x 5 #ttte james #i loved that edward really liked James' brass lamp #i agree it was very fetching

[unityrain24]

thank you haiku bot

for not being a porn bot

you funky lil guy <3

#i wish you were real and serntient and not a programmed bot #i wish haiku bot was a lil creature or animal of sorts. #but it's a bot. it's fake. #any affection i feel for it i shouldn't. because it's not real #it would be an amazing lil creechur :( #haiku bot #unityrain.txt

[crimescrimson]

Are the gifs you post free to use? I'd love to use some for my edits, but I wasn't sure if you'd be okay with it.

As long as you use them in things that wouldn't be uncomfortable for me to see, I've had people use them on like hard-core smut fics before and because tumblr sends me a notification every time someone uses them I have to see that shit 😭 Another thing I wouldn't recommend is using or reblogging my sets to negatively comment ON the set or game I made a set about in the first place. You can easily just scroll or make your own post for that instead of being disrespectful in my tags like I've had recently experienced. Aside from the aforementioned points you're good to go! I don't mind at all and I actually appreciate being asked for once! No-ones actually asked me before lol

#Crimson Answers #Im actually so happy to have someone ask man #I wish tumblr would allow an automatic removal of the reblogs of your posts if you blocked someone because those tags were ridiculous like #if you hate something that much dont take it out on a post appreciating it if that makes sense #as for the x readers and smut I honesty kinda find it funny but also I dont wanna see that shit man #I get theyre aesthetically pleasing but if you're gonna make specific content like that use your xbox to record a game #and put that footage through giphy or something. I mean no disrespect but its uncomfortable to be basically tagged in loads of smut content #Normal x readers I dont mind so much like I said I think its hilarious #Anyways again thank you so much for asking it means a lot! I swear people just assume this is a bot tumblr or something but I ramble in tags #quite a lot so maybe they just pay no heed to em??

[hypershocked]

good news

i think im over riptide and simply no longer give a shit

#i finally saw the WC VII finale (i had seen the fights but not the actual 'episode' content) #and yeah yeah riptide was obnoxious once again by playing the victim #but a tiny part of me did feel bad for them #and i'm genuinely kinda proud of that driver that subbed in like dang he did a great job #i just wish they were able to celebrate how well they did without leaving on such a sour note #i promise im not a riptide apologist i'm just so fuckin tired of being angry at them all the time #it makes watching the eps a lot less fun when im just seething w riptide hate #they were fine in the finale #found it funny that ethan got covid tbh #and i'm so happy for copperhead bc they've been some of my faves this season #ana talks bots #battlebots #riptide #if riptide does come back next year i just hope it's on a clean slate and all of this is toned WAY down bc it was no fun for anyone