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#I’m in too deep👊😔
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TBB Season 3 Episode 8 ramblings and scattered thoughts
And major spoilers below the cut
If you take Crosshair away from me (or this trio of Omega, Batcher and Crosshair) I swear to fucking God I will go insane and take everyone down with me. I don't think I can be a Star Wars fan anymore (I'll be devastated over any of them of course but I've been a crosshair girlie since "we don't usually work with regs *toothpick flick*)
Every time I see Batcher: Whose the goodest girl in the galaxy 🤗🥰
"Who?" *2 seconds later* "Who? "lmfaoooo I'm dead Crosshair's like how did you idiots meet so many women?
Also a pirate and a bounty hunter?? Cross is clutching his pearls! What kind of parenting is that Hunter??
Pheeeeeeee omg I cannot wait for Crosshair to officially meet her lmaooo
I hate Fennec (I don't actually, she's very badass but if she double crosses my boys I will hit her with my plastic lightsaber)
I love Wrecker being the voice of reason. He's not dumb at all and I'm glad they're finally showing this
space bayou 🐊
I really hate seeing tbb be mistreated and having to do all the shitty work like they're just trying to make it as civilians and keep Omega safe pls leave my boys alone!!
They need to learn how to negotiate with bounty hunters, implement a finders fee or something but they're too good and too pure for this!!
“Seems like Omega got away from you too” hoW VERY DARE YOU 👊👊👊
"Well money isn't everything" "That's because you don't have any 💅” GIRL lmfaooo
“I’m not going to like this am I?” “You don’t like anything” *Batcher in his face* Except Batcher 🥰
Stoppppp them meditating!? I can't take this. The gentle touches I'm gonna throw up
“You missed a lot” “I know 😔” 😭😭😭😭
Who are you talking to Fennec Shand?!?! Bitch I swear to god!
Also sometimes crosshair’s burn scar doesn’t look very deep and intense but some of these closeups???? Man it looks so painful some of those “holes” for lack of a better word look so deep too like it burned down to his skull. I’m honestly surprised his ear is in tact
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graphite-pencil · 7 months
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Y’all know what I need???? I need more J centered fanfiction, she is too girlboss to be so CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED. I’m taking about angsty J centered fanfics, like the reason why she’s a big jerk is because of deep rooted insecurity or something. No one is a big jerk just because, something is wrong with that woman and I wanna read about it 😭😭😭 (AND if it’s hurt no comfort too??? MMMM 👊😔)
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xlounzrhot · 2 years
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Had a nsfw dream about a mean mime boy that made my head spin and almost made for an awkward convo😅
I was in the back of my dad’s car on the way back home, every July 4th we have to go out to our relative’s farm for a barbecue or something. On the car ride back I fell asleep and... 💤
I was at the mall🏬, walking on the upper level along side the shops and I saw one of the shops up ahead closing. The guy closing the store was a mime, he had a striped hoodie on and shorts and a beanie and he had a darker complexion, almost like mine. He looked pissed😡
Because I was dreaming I had no self control, I was stupid and impulsive and needy. So the first thing I did, my first reaction to seeing this guy in mime paint, was to stare and drool🤤
This guy was standing, right there. He was about six or five feet in front of me, he could clearly see the dumbass staring at him👀 So he walks up to me with his hands in his pockets and an angry look on his face. He mouthed “What?” at me like was going to punch me👊
He said something else but, he’s a mime🤐 It didn’t matter anyways because the closer he got the worse I reacted. I get weak around 🤡s but in my dreams I have absolutely no control, my brain turns off🧠❌ So of course the first thing I said to him was something like “Can I sniff your hair?” or “Can you deep throat me with your tongue?” like a clown-addicted pervert🤪
Naturally this makes him angrier and he pushes me up against the wall, gritting his teeth and huffing and puffing. I can only assume that it was supposed to be growl. He’s screams in my face but I can’t hear a single word of it🤬 We were too close so my brain told me to put my hand in his pants and he pushed me down to my knees and I got the perfect view of his painted face from below. God, It was so hot!🥵 He started undoing his pants and-
I woke up 😟😞😔
It was the worst kind of wake up too because I immediately panicked😨 I was so wet💦 and I was breathing heavy and my hips were moving. My parents didn’t seem to notice 🤔 but I’m not sure how verbal I get in my sleep🤷‍♂️ I really hope they didn’t know that I was having a wet dream, that I’m such a slut for clowns that I have wet dreams about them anywhere. 😳
But some part of me does😐 Some part of me want everyone to look at me and immediately know how much of a pervert I am for mimes and clowns and jesters and harlequins. But that’s what this blog is for.🥴
Still the best dreams I’ve ever had💯👌👍 
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darthmaulification · 3 years
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jango fett nsfw alphabet
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A/N: jango fett... my love of loves... 😳🤲💗 also, pronouncing jango as yango in my mind as i write has become my fixation for the week. 😌 i wish we got more of him though. woulda been nice. 👊😔
this has been sitting half-done in my drafts for... a while... and i know that i’ve had a couple of requests for a jango nsfw alphabet, so i sat down and finished up this bitch. 😤
again, when i write nsfw alphabets, they do tend to imply afab!reader, because that’s just my experience and what i’m most familiar/comfortable writing. however, if you omit particular lines, it works well enough for gn!reader as well! ✌
nsfw below the cut! 😘
A = aftercare (what are they like after sex?
Jango takes aftercare very very seriously. He’s naturally caring, so it also comes easy to him as well. Jango wants you to be fully comfortable, clean, and not have any serious aches after any round (or rounds) of sex. He gets you anything you may need, like a damp cloth, a massage, or he’ll even run you a warm bath/shower. He’ll be talking to you throughout the whole routine, in this soft, almost sweet voice, because he’s kinda all mushy from that after sex glow as well. Jango, as part of the aftercare, also cuddles you.
B = body part (what’s their favorite body part of their partner? what about themselves?)
Jango genuinely does love every part of your body, so it’s hard for him to choose a favorite. You’re perfect to him which makes it difficult to love any part of you more than another. However, he does tend to favor the more tender areas of your body. Be that your thighs, ass, tummy, breasts, etc etc, Jango likes the soft, malleable parts that he’s able to squeeze. He particularly enjoys seeing your plush flesh spilling from between his fingers as he rails you, and the drastic difference of your soft body against his firm, muscled one. 
If Jango had to choose a part of his body as his favorite, he’d choose his hands. He does everything with them, his entire life’s work has been carried out by his hands, from firing a blaster to raising Boba. They are the epicenter of every action he’s ever enacted, and they work pretty damn good, so his hands are definitely top priority. Also, Jango really enjoys seeing his hands all over you. The juxtaposition of his weathered, large hands on your smooth skin is a heavenly sight for him.
C = cum (basically anything to do with cum)
He cums inside, without fail. Jango loves nothing more than to bottom out inside you, pushing his cock as deep as it can go, and feel the warm, velvety heat of your core around him as he fires a load straight to your womb. Jango has a good amount of cum too, hot, sticky, white stuff that comes out in lengthy staccato spurts, that always takes a couple of good, hard thrusts to fully finish. Though if your less than thrilled to have Jango cum inside you, his pull out game is pretty damn strong, and he’ll oblige no questions asked. 
D = dirty secret (what’s their dirty secret?)
Jango just wants to settle down somewhere, preferably on a remote enough Outer Rim planet or moon, and just... make babies. He wants to make a whole damn squadron with you, have a hoard of brats (lead by Boba, of course) running around, with you pregnant and glowing, all while you live unbothered and away from Jedi, Kaminoans, war— everything. Jango has this vision in mind of you, him, and Boba just packing up and leaving to some distant planet’s village and building from the ground up, starting a new, peaceful life. He desperately wants that domesticity with you, filled with Boba and even more children and love and happiness. 
And even if you don’t want any more children, he still wants everything else with you.
E = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Jango may not have been the biggest stud out there, but he has had his fair share of conquests. He’s never had a solid, actual relationship before you, all the others being hook ups from cantinas or brothels, because his job, lifestyle, and later Boba really demanded most of his attention. But, Jango has gotten close with enough women to know his way around the block, as well as read enough material to learn rather interesting ways to please another person.
F = favorite position (what’s their favorite position?)
Jango is a bit vanilla when it comes to positions, because he has his favorites that he doesn’t really stray from. So here they are:
Missionary. Jango likes basic missionary for the control it gives him. He loves being on top of you, able to do just about anything he pleases with your body and watch as you writhe and moan beneath him. He likes watching your face contort with pleasure when he’s flush on top of you, hips bucking and fingers toying with your clit. he likes when you pull him close with your legs, though sometimes he’ll grab you by the backs of your knees, folding you back, and slam into you like there’s no tomorrow. Jango also likes missionary for how intimate and personal it is, how yours and his bodies are entwined together.
Butterfly. He loves this position so much. Jango loves having you like this on the bed or a table, loves having your ankles on his shoulders or holding your legs at his sides as he ruts deep into you. It gives him a lot of control, which he enjoys, and the most perfect view of you coming undone, the way your lips cry his name, how your breasts bounce, and the view it gives of his cock plunging in and out of you. It’s also the position Jango’s able to hold out the longest in, and especially the one he’s able to fuck you thoroughly through your orgasm in.
G = goofy (are they the more serious type, or more humorous?)
Jango is a Closet Romantic, so he can get uncharacteristically sappy during sex. He’s not goofy, he won’t be cracking jokes or smiling like a madman, but he will have just the most tender look in his eyes, alongside the lust, like he’s realizing he loves you over and over again. This makes him less serious in return, because he looks too damn happy to be all stoic and overly focused. But that doesn’t mean he’s slacking or letting up in any way, that’s for sure. Jango is fully focused on making sure you wail from the pleasure he gives you.
H = hair (how well-groomed are they?)
Jango is very into his personal upkeep, so he’s always sure to trim downstairs. He isn’t vain, but he is a functionalist, so he keeps the tuft to a minimum. Same goes for the rest of the hair on his body, Jango keeps his hair short and is cleanshaven 98% of the time. It’s all about manageability for him.
I = intimacy ( how intimate are they during sex?)
Again, Jango is a Closet Romantic, so he is pretty darn intimate, despite how rough, hard, or kinky the sex may be. He keeps sex intimate through other means, like how he’s almost always face to face with you, or how he’s constantly calling you pet names like “Mesh’la” or “Cyar’ika”. Jango is always so close to you, like his being is one with yours, and it is amazing. He’ll be pounding you raw, gripping your hips hard enough to leave bruises, but the whole time he’ll be telling you how much he loves you and you’ll feel it in your soul. Jango is intimate in a brutally wonderful way.
J = jack off (do they masturbate?)
Before he met you? Not all that often, maybe once in a blue moon. He didn’t have much time, to be honest, nor the will to. After he met you? ... Well, whenever you’re on his mind and he’s got that itch that needs scratching. It doesn’t happen often, but Jango does realize he’s yanking it more than he ever used to.
K = kinks (any kinks?)
Oh, yeah. Jango’s the type of man who looks all unassuming and vanilla on the surface, but Maker when you dig a little, he’s one kinky gentleman. Here’s his main ones:
Daddy kink. Jango is a bonifide DILF, so if you call him Daddy he’ll be on you in no time flat. He likes how the name falls off your lips when he’s got you bouncing on his cock, or how there’s a satisfying ring to it when you’re begging him to let you come. In fact, he likes the name so much he’ll probably be okay with it if you say it to him in public.
Breeding/pregnancy kink. ALL MANDALORIANS HAVE BREEDING KINKS. I said what I said and I meant what I said!! Fuck, Jango wants to get you pregnant so bad it has his balls aching. He cums in you every time, makes sure all his cum stays deep inside you, and grunts out how sexy you’d look with a round belly, with tits full of milk, all glowy and beautiful in the way pregnant women are. It’s his desire for family that really kicks in, and that Jango was raised to value and honor parenthood and children like every Mandalorian is taught.
Bondage. Specifically with blue ribbon, of all things. Jango loves nothing more than to tie you up, maybe lace your wrists together behind your back, tie your ankles to the bedposts, he loves the control it gives him, the access. He is also very much a fan of the view, of your tight, glistening cunt that’s all needy for him. If you’re not a fan of bondage though, Jango won’t be upset or hold it against you, but he may just ask for you to wear the blue ribbon, like lingerie he’s able to pull at a little.
Marking. Jango doesn’t like biting, but he does love leaving dark, big hickeys all over your body. His lips are constantly on your skin, whenever he isn’t busy teasing, sucking dark marks on your neck, back, breasts, everywhere. And again, he doesn’t like biting, but there’ll be times when his teeth just barely graze your skin, and sometimes he nibble at your earlobe or other delicate parts of your body.
Size kink. Jango may not be the biggest man, but he’ll always be big to you. It’s his presence that really does it, the aura that surrounds him and makes him ten times larger. It’s powerful and intimidating, and Jango knows this and revels in it. He loves being the big, strong man doting on his sweet, small partner, loves how you look under him and his hands, how your pussy has to stretch around his cock. It’s utterly obscene how horny it makes Jango to see your cute slit swallow his dick, how your tight core takes him with a bit of struggle every time. It makes him go especially feral if he’s able to see himself poke against your skin from the inside.
L = location (favorite place to “do the do”?)
The bedroom, for a couple practical reasons. One, Boba exists, and it’s every parent’s nightmare to have their child walk in on them doing the do. Two, it’s the most secure and safe place Jango and you have. He keeps the bedroom fortified like he would a small army base, there are hidden weapons, sensors, etc— In fact, yours and Jango’s bedroom also doubles as a safety bunker should it be necessary. 
And since the bedroom is so safe, Jango is completely comfortable and at ease inside it, so he’s more inclined to do positively nasty things to/with you.
M = motivation (what gets them turned on?)
Jango gets pretty motivated to roll in the hay quite easily, but if there’s any sure fire way you can get him hard in seconds it would be lingerie. He finds you so sexy in something downright scandalous. You’re dressed all scantily clad just for him? Yes, please. You lean over and whisper you’ve got a thong on? He’s making sure Boba is off doing something for a long period of time so he can have his way with you. Lingerie and other suggestive clothing makes Jango weak in the knees.
N = NO (what’s their turn offs?)
Jango draws the line at sadism. He doesn’t, and won’t ever, want to hurt you in any way, even if you asked for it. The thought of him laying a hand on you like that makes him shut down. It’d be a definite mood killer.
O = oral (do they have a preference in giving/receiving?)
Listen, Jango is a caring man, he loves to give head. He lives for the feeling of your thighs on either side of his head, the way you tremble and clench, the taste of your wet pussy and delectable, sweet release. Jango seeks to work you to near overstimulation with his mouth, bringing you to the edge and leaving you there before he brutally makes you hit orgasm. And if you haven’t cum at least twice from him going down on you alone, Jango feels he failed and it’s now a dire mission to correct the wrong.
Now for receiving head... Jango gets kinda feral when you do. If you want to suck him off, he gets very controlling and very dominate. He clasps a sturdy hand on the back of your head, controls your pace, and orders you on exactly he wants done to him. Expect to take his whole length, with enough prep, in your mouth and have Jango all but throat fuck you. You’ll definitely be deepthroating that bitch, so slobber on his cock a little bit, Jango likes seeing you all messy like that.
P = pace & PDA (are they soft, sensual, rough, or feral? are they open to displaying the relationship?)
Jango fucks like your his lifeline, which you kinda are, so he often times goes hard and rough, but with an overpowering sensuality that leaves you breathless. He spends every second he’s on you making sure you know you’re utterly perfect while simultaneously blowing your back out and ruining you with all the dirty things that come out of his mouth. His hands never leave you for a second, always he is exploring your body like it’s always the first time he has, lips leaving searing kisses all over you, completely and utterly ravishing you. Jango puts his entire being into fucking, all of his effort into loving you. 
Sometimes though, Jango will go gentler. He’ll maintain that same intensity, but he’ll be more tender, something akin to soft. Usually he’s like this if he’s feeling particularly sappy and/or lovey-dovey, but he’ll also go like this if you ask, specifically if you use the words “make love”.
Q = quickies (what’s their opinion on quickies?)
Jango would have definitely been more inclined towards quickies pre-Boba, but since he has a son who’s no longer a baby and can walk and has the tendency to explore, Jango can’t really ensure the privacy of a quickie in a hallway, or the kitchen, or the Slave I... or anywhere for that matter. So while he does thoroughly enjoy them, any opportunity to stick his dick in you is golden in his book, he and you kinda have to be aware of the young boy who has the possibility to pop up whenever.
R = risks (are they okay with experimenting? do they take risks?)
The only risks that Jango would ever take would be in an environment where Jango has full control over any and all factors. This means he won’t pull you into a storage closet to fuck unless he knows for a fact no one is coming down the hallway anytime soon, or he knows that no one uses the empty bedroom you found, or anything else for that matter. However, Jango can’t always ensure that, so don’t expect too many sexual escapades in less than appropriate areas.
On the topic of kinks, positions, toys and whatnot, Jango is far more willing to experiment, especially with toys and positions. He likes a little flare, so he’ll gladly accept to try fun sex positions you’ve seen on the holonet, or a new toy you purchased. Jango will only draw a hard line at stuff that has too high of a potential to hurt you, or him for that matter.
S = stamina (how many rounds can they last?)
Because Jango paces himself so well and is a master of self control, he can go for a long time, especially if he’s fairly well rested and in relatively good condition. He can easily last 3-4 rounds before his body tells him to go the fuck to sleep, and even when that happens, he might eat you out one last time (if you’re so inclined and willing). 
T = toys (do they own/use any toys?)
(in Patrick voice) Is ribbon a toy? Jango owns a length of cobalt blue ribbon that he uses to tie you up, and a small vibrator that he likes to overstimulate your clit with, should you be okay with either of the two. He’s never personally had toys of his own (waste of money, no one to use it on, etc) but after meeting you, those (especially the ribbon) were the first ones he’s ever bought. If you have any toys, Jango might be a bit adverse to any that you intend to try on him, depending upon the toy’s purpose.
U = unfair (how much do they like to tease?)
Yes. Jango teases in the smuggest, most prideful way possible that’ll make you want to rip your hair out, but it’s all so painfully eloquent and well-mannered, it’s sexy. He’s the master of making his teasing sound worth it, that’ll you’ll want to hear it all over again and again. This sentiment extends to what he actually does to you as well, which sucks but is so perfect at the same time. Jango is able to tease you just right, stopping at perfectly infuriating times that’ll have you hot and bothered before indulging you wonderfully before he does it all over again.
V = volume (how loud or quiet are they during sex?)
Jango is more talkative than anything else, spending most his time teasing you, letting the most polite dirty things slip past his lips. But when he really gets going, Jango gets louder, grunting more, low groans reverberating in his chest and throat, occasionally cussing in Mando’a. It all depends on the type of sex you’re having, whether it’s slow and passionate or rough and frenzied.
W = wildcard (what’s a random headcanon?)
Jango loves it when you mark him up a bit too. Whether that be leaving cute little love bites on his chest and neck, or long scratches down his back, or even only the barely noticeable divots of your fingernails on his shoulders— Jango will wear them unapologetically and proudly. He won’t go out of his way to show them off (who even sees him out of his armor anyways?), but knowing that they’re there is enough for him to get a little smug about it. 
X = x-ray & x-tra (what’s underneath those clothes? any more random headcanons?”)
Jango’s got a nice bod, that’s for damn sure. He’s doesn’t have that statuesque, male model body that’s plastered on advertisements, but his sturdy frame certainly isn’t undesirable in the slightest. Jango is broad everywhere; from his wide, strong shoulders, to his large hands, to every beefy muscle on his body. He has probably the best pair of pecs out there, bulky and deliciously brushed with dark chest hair, and a very cute firm stomach with minimal yet powerful definition. There’s also something to be said about his arms and legs, all of which are absolutely stacked with bulging muscle, toned from years of training and fighting. Jango has a body that radiates strength and power, intimidating but incredibly handsome.
He has some scars too, most mar the bronze skin of his hands and arms, but there’s a few significant ones on his torso and legs as well. Most have gone silvery with age, but there’s a couple that are more pink. Jango may not ever admit it, but some of the older scars, especially the larger, thicker ones, give him phantom pains every once in a while. He finds it very comforting if you kiss them.
Now, the best part. Jango is packing heat in his pants. He’s got a good cock on him, that’s for damn sure. He’s not pornstar big, coming in at 6.5 inches in length, but Maker is he girthy. Jango’s penis is just under 3 inches in diameter, almost the width of a soda can. He’s uncut, and when erect it has a subtle tilt to the left and up. It’s also weighty, so you’ll really be able to feel it when he’s in.
Y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Jango has a moderately high sex drive. He’s not one to find everything you’re doing a turn on (coughMaulcough), but he gets a lil’ frisky and handsy if you’re looking all cute doing your thing. Jango also tends to want you a bit more if he’s been parted from you for any amount of time, especially after long, tireless missions when all he thinks about is returning to you.
Of course, he has to exercise his self-restraint, because there is a certain third party by the name of Boba who Jango does not want to have walk in while he’s doing... less than appropriate things to you. So Jango is able to quell his sex drive quite well and save it for later.
Z = zzzz (how fast do they fall asleep after?)
Normally, Jango kinda has a bit of trouble falling asleep, often laying awake for a long few hours, because he has a lot to worry about in his life (and a lot of unresolved guilt too). Though, after a few rounds or so of sex, he’s more inclined to fall asleep from the exertion and that mellow, sleepy afterglow sex has the tendency to be followed up with. Jango still doesn’t fall asleep all to fast after, but once he’s got you cleaned up and you’re both happy and curled up next to each other, he’ll fall asleep maybe half an hour or so after you have. He always falls asleep after you, regardless.
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revivebook · 3 years
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I had a good morning! I was very productive and finally started on my essay :D! it's over how books and propaganda effected both how we look back on the cold war and how people perceived it at the time. aka history and english nerd stuff that I could probably talk ur ear off about way too easily if u ever let me 👊😔
oh! also! I had a chocolate muffin for breakfast! it was very tasty and made my roughish morning good :D
my favorite song from lovejoy's ep is probably cause for concern! some of the lyrics hit too close to home with my struggle to set boundaries in any context (or at least that's how I took the lyrics) but that's okay, lovejoy can call me out, you know, as a treat. not to mention its just enough different from the other ones that it scratches my brain just right :]c
anyways, my sleep schedule is completely and utterly ruined in finals season tradition, not to mention yesterday's hyperfocus monkaS so I'm off to bed at the ripe time of 'its not even dark out yet' ! I hope u have a wonder afternoon/night ram, ily!!
- soft anon <3
WAIT HOLD UP JUST PROCESSED THE FOOD UR ALLERGIC TOO PART. DO NOT CONSUME FOOD UR ALLERGIC TOO PLEASE RAM MY BELOVED THATS SO WORRYING
- now worried soft anon
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YEAHHH GOOD MORNING PogU!! And holy shit I would Kill to hear about ur essay are you kidding?? That sounds literally exactly like the kind of thing I would go on a late night deep dive into and I swear to you I’m not one of Those dudes in school who are. Yknow. But the cold war is something i’ve been bonkers abt for ages oh my god
AND. CHOCOLATE MUFFIN HOLY SHIT.. Not only is that a Good choice in general but I also had a chocolate muffin earlier we r matching and I’m Delighted
!! CAUSE FOR CONCERN. HOLYYYY SHIT.... I hadn’t actually given a proper look at the lyrics until right now and I don’t know why I’m even a little bit surprised that they’re so visceral and relatable and Good and I can say with certainty I’m going to be looping this one with you in mind now :D
I hope u have very very nice dreams and sleep very well :] you are so incredibly poggers I care you so so much
—love ram :D
(and hehehehehe)
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kitwalker-rwby · 4 years
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Me: *Has accepted that White Wolf is not and never will be a thing*
Also me: *Remembers Weiss’ love for dogs, the “I’m not your pet” line in This Life is Mine, how Marrow and Weiss are both done™️ with Blake and Yang, and my love for the morosexual trope*
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