My new favourite thing is how Hazbin "someone is going to die" Hotel killed Sir "if he dies I'm going to quit the show" Pentious, but did it in a way that both satisfied everyone and made him more beloved than ever
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three guys have told me my dick being so pale turned them on 💀
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Me, checking if someone has made some nice art about my Eldar wife (respectfully), Yrliet: * tumblr: cricket noises *
Me, checking Marazhai: * each days there are at least 5 more different art pieces and 3 fanfics *
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I'm suddenly in sexy milkman tiktok???
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Me: *minding my on business while scrolling Tumblr*
Suddenly, mommy milkers. Mommy milkers everwhere. lol
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Okay so
I may or may not be Jersey devil kin... because I realise that I do get "bat-like" phantom wings from time to time, phantom horns and have a weird relationship with the Jersey devil, as in a "wait that's me!" Kind of deal.
I-
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You ever release an absolute banger post and it Gets like 17 likes and 0 reblogs. ye
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>log into Honkai
>there are more Crystals than I remember having
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HUH???
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this year, on Summer Game Fest:
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this is a niche one but instead of "they would not fuckin say that" it's "they would not fucking use American sign language".
ASL is not the only sign language. two british characters in your fanfiction would not be using ASL. England in fact has its own kind of sign language, BSL, that forms a sign family with many other sign languages around the world.
ASL isn't even the original member of its sign family, it comes from french sign language. do you know sign languages aren't related to spoken languages? that's an important one! it's not a direct 1:1 with people speaking English around the world. people in other countries don't learn ASL just in case they run into an usamerican or Canadian (who do often use it)
i know the entire world is the USA or whatever and sign languages do sometimes borrow from ASL for signs they don't have, but please be aware that there are other sign languages and families in the world that are not in fact ASL.
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When I first signed up for electrolysis, the clinic owner told me her whole staff is trans. Cool. I assumed that meant trans femmes, since we're the ones who usually need the facial hair removal, so it only makes sense that some of us will go into the business.
Nope! My electrolysis tech is a trans man with a full beard. Huh.
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Why does having my nails painted give such gender euphoria. What
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