#INTO THE OVEN! GET IN THERE BOY-

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

congruent of d'deridahn

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #art #illustration #redacted vega #redacted carpe deus #carpe deus #back to factory settings baby!!!!!!!! #yall are in my house now so im telling you about design choices #vega being first out the oven makes him a very special boy so he gets white horns instead of red #his hair is white and longer because he hasnt had the chance to learn what a haircut is yet #i just think its neat when inhuman 'holy' characters have white as a key colour #his eyes are red like d'deridahn's and they eventually fade to gold #in my heart all d(a)emons started with solid scleras and irises in their respective colour #but the more they embraced (*) humanity the more their eyes shifted to match human ones #par exemple if vega didnt have a death grip on his identity his eyes would probably be normal golden brown ones #his scars (which he kept to be scary and unsettle people because he could 100% just heal them) are gone #and he's got d'deridahn's face markings #huh? #oh yeah the bathroom is upstairs and to the left

[vulpinesaint]

being a fifteen year old boy is very possibly the worst personality detriment that a person could have

#man if i'm trying to put something in the oven and you're worming your way all around the oven it makes it MORE DIFFICULT FOR ME. #and if i tell you that you're in the way and you go 'no i'm not' and refuse to move then NEWSFLASH. NOT GONNA MAKE ME HAPPIER #costs you literally fucking nothing to say 'oh sorry!' and move out of the way for the two minutes it takes me to get this done #stupid as fuck. making dinner For You and you can't stay out of my way for two damn minutes #we need to put some laws in place to stop high school age boys from being high school age boys. who's with me #valentine notes

[kitteqq]

number one silly guy ever

design via @10piecechickenmcnugget hiii

#mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #purpled #purpled dsmp #purpled fanart #c!purpled fanart #c!purpled #ok well i started this last night and all of today... #MY BOY IN THE OVEN COOKING FOR TWO DAYS!!!!! RAH #btw hiii op i love his ears its so cool #brushes: カクカクペン a needle pen 1817715 for lines and 수묵 브러시 ink brush 1847820 for coloring #ough college is beating me up i dont have time to draw anymoreeee sad! #crowpost #crowart #thinking abt the way i keep drawing in warm colors even tho i want to draw in cool colors soo bad oops #i keep joking he has greasy nacho hair but the more i look the more its getting a bit too Real

[nerdieforpedro]

I should not be allowed in anyone’s bakery except to clean. 😭😭😭

I baked cookies today and they lead to me writing a Frankie Friday Drabble for tomorrow so that’s the silver lining. 😎

@avastrasposts You’d at least let me take out the trash in the bakery right? 🤣🤣🤣

#when real life inspires your fics #they do taste good #they just morphed into a single cookie #I can’t be trusted with an oven #I question if I’m an adult sometimes #Ava might let me take out the trash so I can get a glimpse of a Pedro boy #but I can’t be near any equipment

[booperesque]

#where the fuck is the photo of that “lallana: livpool player or saints legend” sign held up by that kid #new job is..... the absolute fucking worst. feel like i fucked up even though i couldn't have prevented this. #also how do you maintain a normal conversation with a boy? he seems to think i know a lot about US presidents (i don't) #and all i know about him is that he has a woodfire oven #he did misinterpret my budget lockup meme despite senate history? but deep cut i suppose #and like... how do you... i... we're averaging one message a day in which he sends a paragraph but... #what do you talk to men that you don't really know about??? #i need to get out of this country as a side note #something something flee all is lost

[wildflowerswhiskeysue]

#whiskey sue #she found her shirt! #nippity noppity im feeling hoppity #dug this bad boy outta storage and it took 0.5 seconds to get covered in dog hair #i look good from the back js 👀👀 #i work in a kitchen those are oven burns not slicey scars

[whenthegoldrays]

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#wait crikey my brain has been so fried by everything in the last day that I kind of forgot to make the connection #of “out of the oven into the microwave” aka living the same disaster again but in speedrun mode with the same results #(and maybe actually learning your lesson seeing it all happen so quickly) #<- is basically EXACTLY what happened to me last summer with me resigning a crush of two years that I finally realized would only #break me worse the longer I held out hope #and then ju s t as I was getting out of that I fell headfirst into another crush where basically all my fears from the past crush came true #(i mean every. single. one) #(won’t elaborate on what they were but just know that it was kinda scary how specifically it matched) #but in the space of three days instead of two years #and because of that horrific weekend and the embarrassment I brought on myself I decided to just. not look at boys at all this year #or for as long as possible perhaps #and like. wow #OUT OF THE OVEN AND INTO THE MICROWAVE FR #elly's posts #elly oversharing hours dhhdgsgs

[puppyeared]

Vincent!!! Kid of my oc Augusta and @poicyss oc Anton <333

#IN LOVE WITH HIM THIS WAS SO FUN TO MAKE #look at him… a dubious little creacher this. is no good lmaooo #he wants to be stuck in the oven he wants to be stuck in the oven sooo bad. call that playing patty cake SHFJJS #he likes indigo cause it’s like a nice in between Augusta’s pink and Anton’s purple methinks 😊 LOOK AT HIM HES JUST A LITTLE SWEETHEART #he helps Augusta cook and she asks him to check if the waters hot yet and he just. sticks his whole hand in there hehehe #and she’s just so done with it she’s just like Vinny. did you at least wash your hands 🤨 #OHH ID LOVE TO IMAGINE HIM BEING ACCIDENT PRONE it scares the shit out of Augusta and Anton’s like lmao that’s my boy 😭 he’s doing his best #walks in like mom I tripped on a bear trap can you help me get it off and Augusta’s like you WHAT and Anton’s like sweetheart didn’t you #hear him. here let me go get the pliers NSHFHSMMS #I am just in love with them they’re my little blorbos 🥺 chewing them biting into them squishing them was #my art #reference sheet #ref sheet #oc #oc ref sheet #oc reference sheet #Vincent #Anton #Augusta #friend oc #? sort of lol #BABY MAN. LITTLE BABY MAN. LITTLE LITTLE BABY MAN. BABY MAN *POINTS* #starshadow

[adoranoia]

today i am thinking abt the absolute rals vibes this quote has, ok

#* && OOC #* && RALSEI /// AND A PRINCE FROM THE DARK . #ANYWAY. rals personifies Basically Everything and. idk i think that's neat? #esp objects he uses a lot! or stuff he has any sort of emotional attachment #to. it's why his castle is the way it is--'alive' in a sense. rals' imagination and #related magics(tm) is what animates them. he's the type to feel bad when a #stuffed animal accidentally falls out of bed. and the type to use a particular #tea-set bc he hasn't in awhile and he doesn't want it to feel 'left out' y'know? #also: he names Literally Everything? his phone his journal his oven his wand #ALSO: this bleeds into his collecting habit! its why a lot of the things he has #are either previously broken/lost objects it makes him sad he wants 2 'give #them a home' in a way. that's also part of why he remembers all the stories #behind each item! u wouldn't forget s/b's life story after they shared it w/ u #would u? y'know? (not literally ofc but. u get what i mean............................) #tho admittedly this quirk is probs a by-product of being alone so long that #he started looking to/personifying inanimate object 2 stave off some of the #loneliness but? I AM LOOKING AWAY I DO NOT SEE IT BC THAT'S SAD? #but yeah! thats ur random hc of the day i guess? i just. :holds him: son boy. #cutie pie..........................................................................................................

[tyrannuspitch]

i think. i should read more comics.

#space viking tag #i'm just not particularly interesting in the reincarnation plotline and that's what everyone always recommends so idk where to start #idk. i mean. maybe i shouldn't. i haven't really vibed with any non-mcu stuff i've encountered so far #including aoa which is often regarded as like. the peak of marvel loki. it was good! but it wasn't rlly for me. #i have a soft spot for toa bc it's whimsical and charming and prequelesque but i also have so many complaints #idk. hmmm. #i should probably look for some thor-centric stuff but i also dk if that will do aaanything i'm interested in #bc i *like* him in context with loki and i like going teehee he's not so heroic after all he's actually extremely LIKE LOKI #and i get a strong impression that his appeal in comics is much more straightforward like... they're playing it all straight #he just Is A Hero and the complexity is that he USED to be a bully. while i prefer BOTH of those things to be much much greyer #idk....... #at least when i'm engaging w/ stuff even if it is frustrating it keeps me thinking abt thor which i always on some level enjoy <3 #i've felt so unfocused and untethered since like. november :-: i need my obsession back!! #it's even fun just to like. see their little faces. #comics thor is not rlly my boy but he's the root of my boy so w/e i see him on some like marvel postcard or whatever in a shop #i still get to go teehee it's my little guy :) #but i'm not a merch person at all interestingly enough. if i buy an object i WILL forget it exists within a week #maybe not if it had a practical function? #but i feel like over time that would fade into visual noise too like oh these are just my. oven gloves or whatever. #anyway what was i talking about

[killbaned]

YOU THERE, are you a depressed 20 something with uncontrollable Mental Eels?

do you feel like your life lacks meaning and that you need something to care for, to feel like you’re putting love into at least one thing in your life? are you bad at caring for plants? are you unable to have pets?

then DO I HAVE just the thing for you.

#this isn't even remotely a joke bro #the journey you can have with even a cheap cast iron pan will do +100 hp every time you care for this bad boy #just had to boil a bit of water in mine to get the remains of the pork roast off and now it's gonna cook in the oven for a bit #and then i'm doing a grilled cheese and all i'll have to do is wipe it down when i'm done #it takes a while to get your pan where you want it but like it's nice!!! it makes me feel like i'm idk Doing A Thing #i need to get another big one and like a little one tbh #the only other pan i have is this cheap nonstick one that's all fucked up #fuck nonstick pans all my homies hate nonstick pans #(does not apply to ceramic nonstick just use wooden or silicon tools on them and you're fine) #also for reference the CI pan i have rn was like 10$ at save a lot #lodge's i guess are the holy grail but you don't NEED an expensive one #hell you don't even need a new one. look at your local swap groups or flea markets and you too can get cheap cast iron

[mechieonu]

god i just really hope mario and peach don't do that Thing where they get heart eyes instantaneously and then uncharacteristically flirt for the duration of the movie

#you knoa when you're watching a movie w two cishet charas and there's that vibe that they're gonna get to together #bc one's a girl and one's a boy. and so the chemistry never really gets a chance to bake in the oven #it's like making cookie dough and calling it a pastry. does this make sense #this is not meant to be a mareach dig btw. i love them dearly #but i also know what tends to happen to m/f ships and if it's gonna be them i don't want it to be rushed #mario movie #this movie looks so fucking amazing and now i have Hope. which is dangerous bc now i have Expectations #which are progressively staggering and staggering as i obsess abt it

[chaoticgremlinbrainspace]

was going insane at a friend last night now I need to research transness in the 70s and all that fun stuff so I can be fully unhinged and maybe actually write smth for once instead of being haunted by visions

#grem screams #I love history #I love reading and learning about the past and the people #I love seeing the way things have changed the way things reflect and parallel and diverge #I also just really like queer history #I love learning about the ways people existed and shit #idk theres just smth so cool about people in spaces that aren't really talked about in regular history classes and like learning about them #I might be a lil cringe boy art student who cant help but romanticize shit because hes full of feelings but idk it got me feeling #sometime of way #idk lately ive been feeling like I cant quite find the words to describe what I am I just know I am what I am #and that often people just get it or they dont lol #ngl this all started off as me vague posting about wanting to write a trans genda scout from tf2 fic and getting wya too invested in how #that would work logically bc it needs to be accurate #it needs to be a journey!!! #and I want it to be in charater #but im also a lil bitch for angst lmao #im also a nerd lmaooo that and its hard for me to write things dow n with out it sounding wrong or just not right you know? #it feels wholly too earnest and cheesy to my own ears and it makes me shrivel up like a popcorn left in the oven #uh anyway I think trans scout is neat actually and I would love to see more explorations into it guess im gonna attempt to be the change I #wanna see in the world lmao #idk hes just so easy to grab and dunk into the #world is fuck being different is hard give 200 dollars sauce you know? #veeerrrry easy to project onto the trans angst is he is like sponge and I am a vicious liquid #and he has daddy issues lmao apparently arcording to my very small sampling size that tends to happen side by side #and idk I think it would make sense for scout to just straight up not know a lot of shit he gives #me when I was in middle school and I thought it was funny to trick people into thinking I was a guy even tho I was totally a girl /sarcasm #he gives deep in the denial sauce but also totally extremely uncomfy when people find out and getting unreasonably happy when hes called si #but ahahaha nooo im totally a girl haha and just feeling more awkward now #lmao #sorry for the rambling lmao idk if this is accurate for his charater I do think him being trans could be a fun thing to just explore and sh

[cheapcheapfaker]

so do you guys think it says not to use in gas ovens because they’re so tiny in europe or do they make parchment paper out of something different over there or like. what.

#outta my way european boy I’m boutta get it #*hour later* I have burnt down my kitchen #no but fr is this just a random sort of consumer warning? #you can use parchment in gas ovens… hm #I actually live near a bunch of USA nandos so this isn’t even necessary #but I like the thrill and danger of it all

[b-blushes]

PSA it is roasted chestnut season to all who observe <- beautiful fact that a friend reminded me of yesterday

#peace and love on planet earth i'm gonna ROAST those bad boys in my oven! #on sunday at groceries time..... chestnuts will be mine >:) #i wouldn've been SO SAD if i've forgotten i didn't get any for the last couple years since i've been in my own space #but as a kid my parents would roast them on top of the woodburner and we would scrabble over them and of course burn our little hands #trying to crack them open #so delicious :') so nostalgic :')

[legendcrown]

today i am thinking abt the absolute rals vibes this quote has, ok

#* && OOC #* && RALSEI /// AND A PRINCE FROM THE DARK . #ANYWAY. rals personifies Basically Everything and. idk i think that's neat? #esp objects he uses a lot! or stuff he has any sort of emotional attachment #to. it's why his castle is the way it is--'alive' in a sense. rals' imagination and #related magics(tm) is what animates them. he's the type to feel bad when a #stuffed animal accidentally falls out of bed. and the type to use a particular #tea-set bc he hasn't in awhile and he doesn't want it to feel 'left out' y'know? #also: he names Literally Everything? his phone his journal his oven his wand #ALSO: this bleeds into his collecting habit! its why a lot of the things he has #are either previously broken/lost objects it makes him sad he wants 2 'give #them a home' in a way. that's also part of why he remembers all the stories #behind each item! u wouldn't forget s/b's life story after they shared it w/ u #would u? y'know? (not literally ofc but. u get what i mean............................) #tho admittedly this quirk is probs a by-product of being alone so long that #he started looking to/personifying inanimate object 2 stave off some of the #loneliness but? I AM LOOKING AWAY I DO NOT SEE IT BC THAT'S SAD? #but yeah! thats ur random hc of the day i guess? i just. :holds him: son boy. #cutie pie..........................................................................................................