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zstargalaxy · 2 years

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lol how about eevee or hisuian zorua or even alolan vulpix with twst guys of your choice

Interesting choices! And very large range of possibility!

I will be doing one for now but i might do the rest one at a time so we'll just see ;)

Today will be the Alolan Vulpix x Pomeifiore students.

Also, if anyone is gonna request a next scenario or anything at all, pls put of what type of relationship you would like to see the boys with the Pokemon MC or any extra details you might wanna see.

For this one, it will be romantic.

TWISTED WONDERLAND x POKEMON

POMEIFIORE x Alolan Vulpix MC

👑VIL SCHOENHEIT 👑

Such grace, such beauty, such elegance...

Vil is contemplated of whether he should admire you for your unbelievable beauty or despise you for how you naturally flaunt your beauty without even knowing that you gain a fan base among NRC students and outside.

(Which included Rook)

He was taken back when the mirror assigned you for he's dorm despite you being a girl yet wasnt all that shock.

Afterall, Pomeifiore is base after the Beautiful Queen after all.

Yet he cant get that lingering jealousy that he had over you.

ESPECIELY HOW YOU TEACH THE BABY POTATO HOW TO DO A PERFECT POSTURE AND DO GOOD MANNERS WITHOUT HIM COMPLAINING!? COME ON!!

Everytime he asked Mira on he's phone on who is the most beautiful one of all, it would sometimes result in he's long time rival, Neige LeBlanche, or even YOU

He was somehow both relief and displeased at your not participatingship at the VDC event but he let it slide...for now.

He always glances at you and what you were doing (being he's usual self)

But he cant get this...weird feeling he is getting from whenever he is around you.

Especielly seeing Neige being so close to you.

He cant just stand it!!

After the whole overblot accident, Vil learns to appreciate you more and learn that you werent even aiming for he's dream that was for him alone (even though it sounds abit ridiculous)

Infact! You two started dating (after the events of Chapter 6)

Whenever you two go have an outing for your date, you both decided somewhere secluded and private to not get any of their fans on you both.

Though, obviously, Vil understands and keep their relationship a secrat to not get any prying eyes on them or a crowds of people ruining their date whenever they go out.

You even decided to bedazzle him an small uet elegant ice dance for him. Just for him.

You are definetly he's muse for inspiration.

To love.

🏹 ROOK HUNT 🏹

Quelle beauté! merveilleux! superbe! Were among the many compliments that Rook can come up upon seeing you at first glance.

No beastman has ever caught he's eye like you had and he is head over heals at how beautiful and majestic you are.

And dont get him started when he saw your ice moves and small dance from afar.

He is enchanted!

You were kinda freaked out whenever he stalks you like a hunter aiming gor the fox's fur.

During one time, you even use powder snow on him during one of he's stalkings and Vil wasnt happy about that.

Rook was sad upon hearing you are not participating for this year's VDC event but he truly understands and let you do what you want to do.

During the training of VDC, You and Rook kinda got closer and kinda band togather when you two saw how Vil acted very strangely.

You two secrately discuss and even gave theories on Vil's attitude until the day of the competition.

Rook was right about it when Vil tried to Poison Neige with an Apple juice.

After the whole Overblot incident, you two became even closer than before.

And could you believe it? You two are togather.

Though abit creeped out by he's stalking, you slowlu came to understand that it was him showing fascination and love.

The majority of the beastman even supported your relationship!

(Though its probably because Rook is mostly putting he's attantion on you)

🍎EPEL FELMIER🍎

Amazing

Epel cant deny that the small show that you provided with your ice moves was something he had never seen before.

And when he saw you fought? Ultimate respect.

You two bonded immediately when you both want out for fresh air from the atmosphere of the Dorm that they unfortunately been assigned to.

Chatted, Joke around and even told one another about yoursalves and what you had expected from your first years in NRC.

Epel expected to be in Savannaclaw while you didnt expect to enter at all.

Yet as time flies by, you two kinda appreciate being in Pomeifiore for it had brought you two togather.

You two even became sparring partners in secrat.

You had taught him how to defence and offense during this sessions and had taught him a valuable lesson about how both of your looks can be a big disadvantage in battles.

Like how the opponent may look at you being weak and punny but you have used that as a way to suprise him and attack him.

Epel immediately falls in love with you.

And after the whole mess (Both Overblot and VDC), you two offically became a couple.

Oh yeah!

One time when Epel's family had sent him apples, you had made your famous homemade Malasadas with the apples as the filling.

When the small boy had received a letter as response from he's package of Malasadas to he's family, all it had said from he's Gram Gram is...

MARRY THAT GIRL.

{BONUS}

"The quiet falling snow from the skies!

Crystals of water.... Constantly shimmering!

Blanketing the world with their frosty Z-Power!

Together with my fiery spirit, rise up into the vast sky once again!!!

Subzero Slammer!"

You had used your z-move during Vil's Overblot.

And everyone was SHOCK!

If you hadnt explain to anyone of what creature you are or where you had origanated, anyone would may somehow mistaken it as your Unique Magic.

The amount of ice and power that they had all seen was both mesmerizing and frightening for it had easily defeated Overblot Vil all at once.

After that mess, everyone immediately came to you about your "Unique Magic"

When you explain to them about it, they didnt such an item exists in the first place until you fully told them about who you are.

About where you come from, that you are from another dimension, a different species, Pokemon, etc.

They took it all in at wonder and shook at the new information that they now have.

They all swore to keep it a secrat from any outsiders.

The Pomefiore trio pledge on that.

After all, they wouldn't want to lose their precious little fox now do they?

#twst x pokemon #anime #twisted wonderland #vulpix #alolan pokemon #twst mc #twisted wonderland x pokemon #pomefiore #epel felmier #vil schoenheit #rook hunt

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pasta-in-the-pudding · 7 months

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HIIIII (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

Could you please write some hc about Ben being infatuated with a person (no matter the gender) that tries to practice exorcism on him??

Seeing how in my canon, BEN has a lot of resentment towards his death, this is a very good idea for him!

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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Infatated!BEN x reader!

BEN hated being dead for the first few years of it

He hated how he couldn't feel warmth, he hated how most solid things phase through him, and most of all, he hated his newfound trauma with water

He has since let go of this hatred of death, being able to age again, being able to somewhat manage water to the most minimal extent, etc

He's come to terms with the fact that he is dead

So when you come up to him and ask if you can practice your exorcism skills on him, he is taken aback

All of the hard work he put into being ok with being dead is now gone

Even just the possibility that maybe, someday, he could live again makes the idea fill his mind every second of every day

He tells you that he needs a few days to decide, as this is a big deal to him

Eventually, the idea of being alive again is all he wants and he is almost obsessive over his old life

About 3 days later, you see a frantic BEN racing to you, telling you that he would be more than happy to let you practice on him

So you spend the rest of the day getting everything prepared

BEN is restless, constantly asking if you're ready, what he needs to do to get prepared, etc

When the time finally comes, he is practically jumping out of his (nonexistent) skin

You invite EJ to be the witness to your exorcism, as well as record the event for your notes

As the exorcism proceeds, all BEN can say is that his vision suddenly got very stretched out and bright, next thing he knew, he was reliving his childhood memories and then he passed out

When he awakes, he is in the hospital wing with EJ pressing a cold rag to his forehead

"Since you don't have a physical body, I can't give you any medicine. It seems that the exorcism took quite a toll on your soul. Y/n believes that it will be something you have to keep building up a tolerance for"

BEN is quiet, trying to recollect any of the memories he had from the event, uet he couldn't remember anything

After a while, he looks over to Jack

"Did it work?" He asks

Jack sighs and stands up, tossing the rag into a "dirty" bin

"Well, they were able to bring your soul about a inch out of your current body. But, that was all."

BEN is quiet once more, taking the information in, before getting up from the medical bed and leaving to his room muttering a low "thanks" to EJ

In his room, he continues to rub his temples to get his headache down, thinking back on the event

So close...

The next day, he is all over you, asking when you can try again, asking if you can tell him more about it and your process, etc

This cycle continues for weeks

you trying your hardest to preform a successful exorcism, BEN getting excited and begging you to do it again, repeat

After about 2 months of this, it is obvious that BEN is downright obsessed with you

To him, you have done the impossible and have time and time again gotten him closer to returning back into his old body, which is something he's needed for years now

Wether you allow this relationship to grow and blossom or set firm boundaries is up to you, dear reader....

#creepypasta #slender mansion #creepypasta x y/n #creepypasta x you #creepypasta x female reader #ben drowned x y/n #ben drowned x you #ben drowned creepypasta #ben drowned x reader #ben drowned

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kitt357 · 1 year

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How about some of the coven heads with an s/o they used to know when they were younger, but fell out touch with after school? They reconnected later in adulthood and such, maybe they also make jokes about revealing their partner's embarrassing school stories to others(never serious, just joking around)

I might also write these as full individual one shots cause I really like this idea, but also as a side note I've left out Terra for now, I might add in Steve depending on how Terra's one goes, just because I was kinda struggling with hers, but she will be added in eventually!

I wrote it as some headcanons on how I think they'd act with a bit of story in them:

Darius:

He wouldn't be flustered at first, trying to stay under his calm demeanour, but would grow to be more and more agitated over time, realizing the feelings he buried for you have come right back up to the surface.

But he'd play it off casual, happy to see you after all this time and have a light conversation, not wanting to take up too much of your time, but is surprised when you offer your crow number, as in his mind, he thought that maybe this would’ve been the last time he'd see you or you not wanting to speak to him again

After he takes it and sees you waving as you walk off, he's a nervous wreck

He can't bring himself to call you, wondering if things will still be the same or awkward or if you secrently don't even want to talk to him and were just doing it to be polite

But when you do call, it's like nothing changed between you to, like you were kids again

At first, you two just catch up, telling each other what you'd been up to, but after a few calls, he suggests meeting up, to make up for lost time, whenever you both may be free

It takes a while, but he's glad he gets to see you again, over the course of the day out, he tries to explain why he lost contact with you, or at the very least ask why you're nit angry at him, but he just can't find the words, so he appreciates it when you tell him to tell you when he's ready

With each meeting, he gets more and more nervous uet cinfident in your presence. Always wondering if it's appropriate to ask you out or if you would even feel that way, but you manage to distract him from his own head

But the day he goes to your house, things change.

You managed to find your old hexside photo album and decided to go through it together. He liked reliving old school memories with you, going through old photos, and talking about events that you two got into, mostly you getting into trouble for being dragged into one of Odalia’s pranks or scams

But when you mention grom and flicking to the photos, he stops talking, amdiring how stunning you looked in your outfit.

He remains silent, remembering how you invited him as your ‘date’ and he flaked out, telling you he'd be moving to the castle to train under the golden guard, and that's when you stopped hearing from him.

He apologizes to you about shutting you out when he went to train with golden guard, telling you that he couldn't afford to be distracted, but came to regret that decision, and is glad you both bumped into each other

Instead of taking badly, he offers you that final dance, thinking he owes you that at least, so you take it, telling him you were sad at first, but you couldn't help but feel proud of his achievement, so the sad feeling went away, and after that, being open with each other, and there, he asks you out, promising to never abandoned you like that again, and you say yes

Others began to notice you two getting closer and kept pestering Darius about you, where'd hed share stories of your school days, even some embarrassing ones, like when you spilt jelly on you and everyone thought you had a nose bleed

Or another time when the floor was wet and you didn't notice, so you slipped and took the whole grudgby team down with you

Hearing you laugh made him realise how much he missed it, but how glad he was that you were back in his life

Adrian:

Literally pulls an eda

Hears your voice in the corridor and turns, whipping your mask off, wanting to make sure it's you

Seeing it's you, he'll freeze for a moment, taking in your appearance, and suddenly picks you up and spins you around, telling you how glad he is to see you again, leaving everyone in your circle confused as they walk away, wondering if they should call for help.

Once he puts you down, he talks to you as if nothing happened, just seeing how you were, not having spoken to you since your days in st epiderm.

Afterwards he gives you his personal crow number, while finger gunning and winking at you, telling you call him as he walks off, truing to olay it cool, butbtripsniver hisbown feet and quickly scampers off

In your eyes he hadn't changed since his school days, but he still made you laugh, but in his eyes you had, not that he minded and if anything it made him realise how pretty/handsome you are, but seeing how different you are now only made him all the more curious what you had been upto all these years

The feeling only makes him all the more scared if you'd ever feel the same about him, if his unchaged arrogant persona would put you off, so he tries his best to play it cool around you, but slips up every now and then, but seeing the way you keep smiling at him like you used to, calmed him a little bit

Once he knows you're a scout working in the castle, he'd request you for so many missions, claiming it under the excuse that you're a good worker and he gets excellent results from you, but he tells you that he's just making up for lost time

It was neither of your fault, both your work lives got demanding and you soon lost touch, with Adrian being the apprentice for the previous illusion head, and you training and working in your families job

But Adrian deep down feels responsible, like he should've tried harder, so to make up for it, he becomes unbearably clingy but the more it gets to him, the more he begins to push you away

When you confront him about it, he just breaks down, and you realise he was just putting up a front the whole time and needed reassurance

After that, your friendship with each other gets stronger than ever, not knowing that both of you wanted something more

When word of mouth gets around that you two are going out on day trips, people want all the gossip, so he tells them stories on how you two met at school, where he plays it to the extreme that, the moment he saw you he saw heaven itself and knew you two were destined to be stuck together, earning a playful slam to the shoulder

But how two really met was in the cafeteria, Adrian was sat with the illusion kids and saw you, reading and practicing one of his favourite spells, a teleportation one but on items, he couldn't help but watch you intensely, and went up to you afterwards to introduce himself

But after a few of these jokes, you couldn't help yourself and making a joke yourself when it's just the two of you, telling him that if you truly were heaven and fell for you, how come he's never kissed you, trying to play him at his own game, but what you didn't expect was for him to actually do it

He's never taken a hint faster in all of his life

He slowly begins to go back to how he used to be, not wanting to put up an illusion of him anymore. Instead, be the person he wants to be, especially with you.

Raine:

Immediately flustered, they are beyond happy to see you and that you're doing well, but can’t help but think of the past and how long it's been since you both last spoke

They don't look back on it horribly, it's more bittersweet

Now having your address, raine writes to you every now and then, not wanting to overhwhelm you or make you feel like they're your new priority, just checking up on you, making sure you're okay

But others can see through the facade, mainly Darius and Eberwolf

They tell them to just admit their feelings that raines clearly been bottling up, so they plan a date for you both, and all raine had to do was ask

It took weeks for raine to get around the question of asking for your crow number, wanting to start speaking to you and hearing your voice, which made raine a little shy but got sued to it the more you called

They find themselves axiouslynwsiting for your calls. They love hearing from you and what small thing you'd done that day, but they couldn't help the growing pit in their stomach

They finally asking you, but admitting they didn't blame you if you said no, but you took it immediately, telling them it'd be nice to do something special with them

The date flies by with you both having so much fun, and raine feels like they did when you two went to an amusement park when you both left hexside, before raine joined a coven.

But the feeling of guilt fills raine and they take a step away from you, telling you they just needed the bathroom, but you see through it and tell them it's okay about everything, and how glad you are that you two reconnected and wouldn't mind doing something like thisbagain with them.

Raine can't help but swoon at your response, taking your hand officially, and they marched through the fairground, talingnyounto your favourite game stall

After your date, raine collapses on the floor, face burning red, trying to process what had just happened, and they can't help but smile

When Darius finally meets you a few months later, he greets you with a handshake, telling you how much raine has talked about you, especially your schooldays, wiggling his eyesbrows as he says so, earning a blush from you, with raine frantically telling you it wasn't bad things

You didn't know darius that well, you'd bumped into him but never full introduced, you and raine had different friendship groups at school, but you appreciated raine introducing you to them all, especially with Darius being another coven head, it reassured you that raine was okay and wasn't completely on their own

Terra:

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gamerbearmira · 1 year

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What if I told you guys that a lot of au’s on this blog have prologues and a few chapters. Like not even my au’s, like HB or Tangled. I’m talking about ones like Mario (under the memory loss story line),Mama Isa, BatB.

AND I…HAVE MORE IDEAS BUT I HAVE UET TO RIGHT THEM DOWN…eventually, once a fix finishes, I’ll turn some au’s into stories. Especially au’s that either have a lot of info from the og creators or for people who just aren’t writers.

ALSO??? Co writing is so fun??? Like the Werewolf Anon has been such a pleasure to write with. Can not fathom how fun it is to write with them, they’re so rad <33 hopefully I get to do it more in the future with other authors <33

Thanks for coming to my rant 🥱 here’s some low effort art out of context

Mmmmmmbark

#encanto #encanto au #au #encanto pedro #encanto alma #encanto julieta #encanto pepa #encanto bruno #encanto mirabel #encanto mermaid au #encanto super mario au #de aged mirabel #de aged mirabel au

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blackhairedjjun · 1 month

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BHJJJJJJJJJ😭 I DONT KNOW YOUR TIMEZONE AND I SENT THIS AROUND 21 HOURS AGO TO BE EXACT AND I WENT THROUGH A NIGHT AND A DAY, I READ YOUR GUIDELINES BEFORE AND I DID, NOW. YOU SAID DON'T INTERACT AND HAVENT UET REPLIED TO MY ASK YET SO I WAS WPRRIED I MIGHT HAVE MADE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE BUT YOUR REPLY HAS ME FERAL, IT'S AN HONOUR TO BE YOUR ANON ITSELF! YOU DIDN'T GIVE UP EVEN THOUGH SFW has small audience and are still willing to serve us your fluffs that's more than an inspiration itself to not give up. I gave up but am still here lurking around to... ihihihihi 🤡 because you didn't give up so I undid my give up hahaha I can relate... sfw is easier to write. Stop not, you're quoting my words which are completely self indulgent statings which are facts according to me has me in a sobbing chokehold.

P.S. this is the best welcome I've ever gotten, I really am excited to talk to you more. I can talk about random topics right?? I love you❤️

🦋 anon this is you right? you forgot to sign with your emoji hehe

omg please don’t worry, you didn’t make me uncomfy at all!! for reference my timezone is gmt+8, if you live in the americas i’m usually awake when you’re asleep amd vice versa :) (i’m actually going to bed after answering this ask) i was also out the whole day so i read your msg in the morning and didn’t have time to respond until nighttime! i can be pretty slow at answering asks tbh - sometimes i forget about the notif, sometimes i’m just offline or busy irl, sometimes i need time to think about my reply. i hope you don’t mind if i’m late in answering your asks!

🥹🥹🥹 you really are so sweet. i just kept writing fluff because i enjoyed it too much to stop, and i was very lucky to find followers and mutuals who loved what i wrote, reblogged them, left comments, and were just really supportive. and i’m very grateful that you’re one of them!

of course you can talk to me about random topics 💖 love you too, butterfly anon! can’t wait to hear more from you!

#🖤 anon #anon: 🦋#bhj's inbox

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expired-applejuice · 2 years

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Group chat... part 1?

Courfeyrac added Bahorel , Bossuet, Cosette, Combeferre, Enjolras, Eponine, Feuilly, Grantaire, Gavroche, Javert, Joly, Montparnasse, Musichetta, Prouvaire, and Valjean to the chat

Courfeyrac changed the Chat's name to "French gents"

Courfeyrac: there we go!

Enjolras: Courfeyrac, why is Inspector Javert in this chat.

Courfeyrac: he seems chill.

Eponine: OI! There are more than just "gents" in this chat!

Musichetta: as long as I'm included I don't mind.

Javert: what is this?

Valjean: this seems like a way to send online letters to multiple people at once.

Bahorel: I just aged, like 50 years, reading that.

Joly: something is missing.

Bossuet: snacks?

Cosette: where is Marius

Courfeyrac: CRAP

Combeferre: don't add him

Valjean: ^^

Javert: agreed with the smart man.

Combeferre: What does he contribute to our group?

R: I hate you all so much! I'm leaving.

Flowerboi: you can't.

Bah: this is a family!

Center: you're already on the Revolutionaries holiday card.

Ferre: you're one of us.

Jolllllly: we're your idiots forever.

Bald-uet: and you'll never escape!

Poland: NEVER

Inspectdeez: still don't understand why Poland joined the French gents chat...

Monty: I just realized Feuilly is Poland's biggest fan

Monty: get it?

Monty: FAN

Poni: out.

24601: Javert arrest him

Apollo: I don't get it.

R: blonde.

LiteralAngel: Because he makes fans.

Apollo: Cosette... I'm sorry for everything you may think I said about you. You live up to your name.

Ferre: in reality it was all about Marius being an idiot.... how did he pull you? Like Eponine I get, but Marius?

LiteralAngel: he makes me laugh.

Flowerboi: lol they really be talking about him like he's not in chat.

Disowned: it's bad enough they named me after my trauma

Monty: we could have named you DeadDad.

Jolllllly: you guys are so mean.

Bald-uet: stop picking on him

Queen: Marius want a free coffee on the house?

Disowned: Thanks Musichetta.

Queen: no problem

24601: ..... I agree with Combeferre.

LiteralAngel: Papa!

Pup: BAHHAHAHAHA

Poni: Marius has some good traits.

Inspectdeez: name 3.

Poni: he is kind

LiteralAngel: he is smart.

Ferre: yeah right.

Poni: passionate.

Disowned: thanks babes.

Center: never say that again Pontmercy.

Bah: please.

Poland: I actually liked the joke Monty.

Monty: :D

Bah: ...

Jehan: run

Apollo: seriously... run

R: you're in danger mon ami.

Monty: o_O

Bald-uet: stop with those weird faces.

Monty: :p

Bald-uet: please.

Monty: okay.

Inspectdeez: which one of you dumbass, walking dead looking children took my new sword

Ferre: I'm not saying it was Valjean... but he has a history.

Valjean: it was just a loaf of bread!

Jolllllly: and the silver from the bishop.

Pup: and petit Gervais's money.

Apollo: and the French uniform.

Poni: according to father, Cosette.

LiteralAngel: that was a lie.

Poni: I know... I felt left out.

Inspectdeez: my heart.

Inspectdeez deleted a chat...

24601: ... still it wasn't me.

Bah: one time R stole apples.

R: that's it! I'm no longer going easy on you in boxing.

Bah: oooo I'm so scared.

Pup: someone record it, please.

Center: I got you.

Queen: honestly, when have you used a sword?

Inspectdeez: when a certain someone tried to guilt trip me into letting him go.

24601: I OFFERED FOR YOU TO COME WITH ME

Inspectdeez: so defensive. Only guilty people are that defensive.

24601: you said we should forget the past. Have I brought up the fact that you recognized me from my muscles.

Pup: that's pretty gay

LiteralAngel: papa, javert please don't start again.

Inspectdeez: sorry Cosette.

24601: sorry Cosette.

Inspectdeez: I know you didn't steal it. I'm sorry.

Jolllllly: Lesgle is crying

Queen: like super hard

Bald-uet: it's just so beautiful.

Flowerboi: Cosette really is talented. She straight up told wolverine and gladiator to shut up.

Monty: she could beat all our asses tbh

Disowned: and than Eponine would beat you for even trying to hurt Cosette.

Ferre: it's good to know who wears the pants in the relationship

Poni: where did you get that sword Gav?

Pup: from the inspector while he put it down to pick a flower.

Inspectdeez: WHAT?!

Flowerboi: flower power!!

Inspectdeez: IT WAS THE CHILD

Pup: told you not to underestimate me. This only goes to show what little people can do.

R: lol he said "i have the high ground"

Apollo: perhaps I was to quick to judge Gavroche.

24601: Gavroche please don't hurt yourself

Center: ^^ please

Ferre: you need some training.

Jolllllly: not by Bossuet

Queen: he'd probably stab someone. By accident of course

Jolllllly: or himself.

Bald-uet: no faith in me

Bah: you shouldn't take it personal

Poland: I've seen him hurt himself by walking

Bah: that's not that surprising.

Queen: either way I love you.

Jolllllly: as does I.

R: ima throw up

Flowerboi: R don't ruin their moment.

Disowned: see there so much love!

Apollo: shut up marius

Ferre: oh Enjolras <3

R: Questo stupido nerd mi sta dando sui nervi. Faresti meglio a dormire con un occhio aperto stanotte. Perseguiterò i tuoi sogni e ti porterò io stesso alla ghigliottina. Tiro la leva anch'io con un sorriso.

Disowned: mamma mia

Ferre: ...

Apollo: what did he say

R: Se vuoi vivere non dirglielo, Combeferre

Ferre: he told me about his art... what great art it is.

Center: Picasso

R: Buona

Bah: he knows how to speak Mario?

Poland: MARIO

LiteralAngel: what did I miss?

Poni: a lot, mon amour

LiteralAngel: I can kind of see that

Inspectdeez: kid can I have my sword back.

Pup: what do I get in return

Inspectdeez: a full pardon.

Pup: I'm a child.

24601: I should have taken advise from him.

Inspectdeez: fine. I will let you ride the horse into your school.

Pup: I'm on my way now.

Monty: I fear that kid.

Bah: same.

Ferre: settle a debate. Is barbie a lesbian

R: DUH

Center: TOLD YOU

Ferre: how is she gay what about ken

Poni: she has all those women in her life, and she hasn't had one lesbian lover? Unrealistic. She was a queer.

Ferre: ITS A KID'S PRODUCT!!!

Inspectdeez: they are banned in many different countries.

Center: HA

Center: I'm sorry, please still love me.

Ferre: of course I do. Now I see it.

R: her closet was bigger than jehan's

Flowerboi: don't judge me.

R: I'm just saying you both have style.

Flowerboi: well it doesn't mean much coming from you. I've only seen you in 4 different outfits.

R: don't judge me.

Bah: I felt the heat on that burn.

Poland: that was barley a burn you himbo.

Bah: what?

Apollo: by saying what you proved his point

Jolllllly: check and mate

24601: do you guys often get into stupid arguments?

LiteralAngel: papa that should be a given.

Queen: if they don't something is wrong.

Bald-uet: one time Bahorel swore that he saw a UFO

Bah: I'm just saying, there was a bright light and than a weird noise.

Inspectdeez: you live in one of the worse part of town. All those could have been crazy drug addicts.

Poland: see told you. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Bah: I'm not scared.

Monty: you literally blew up our phones to ask if you can stay with me and Jehan.

Bah: you know what, Montparnasse? I'm getting real tired of your shit now.

LiteralAngel: language.

Jolllllly: there are kids in this chat.

Pup: I don't give a damn.

Bald-uet: I think the kids will be alright.

Poni: who the fuck taught him those shitty ass words?

Ferre: ...

Disowned: TV.

LiteralAngel: yeah definitely.

Center: Eponine.

Disowned: shush

Poni: oh... lol eh. I'm not his mother.

Apollo: okay back to the barbie thing- did you now watch the movies??? That is a homosexual

Center: thank you!

Queen: how did Combeferre not see that?

Ferre: because... I was to worried about Ken.

Ferre: do you think Ken was gay.

R: yes.

LiteralAngel: for sure.

Poni: no doubt.

Poland: did you see toy story 3?

Center: cried My eyes out.

Poni: COSETTE COME GET YOUR SON!

24601: WHAT!?

Inspectdeez: I WILL KILL MARIUS.

Disowned: I didn't do It I swear.

LiteralAngel: oh calm down everyone. My furby.

Poni: YOU MEAN YOUR DEMON! THIS THING JUST TALKED AND I TOOK THE BATTERIES OUT! COME GET IT OR ITS GOING IN THE FIRE

Flowerboi: burn it.

Ferre: even I can't explain this.

R: it's simple. There's another battery in the toy, so the batteries you take out charge the one inside so when you take those out, it still works.

Apollo: how did you know that?

R: Google is free.

Bah: still its creepy throw it in the fire.

Inspectdeez: I told Valjean not to get her it.

24601: SHE GAVE ME THE EYES

Jolllllly: the eyes always get ya.

Pup: it's true I want some food? I flash my puppy eyes to Courfeyrac and boom! Food.

Center: you don't have to do that. I'll get you it either way.

Poland: the don't work when you get older.

Bald-uet: maybe not for you, but let Jolly or Musichetta give me puppy eyes I will give them the world. I would either way but with those eyes, I'd have tears down my face.

Queen: I love my bald Boi <3

Jolllllly: as do I.

R: I'm guess none of them have hair pulling kinks.

Queen: no but if we did, I'll get grippy socks and suction cups, we'll make it work.

Monty: ...

Poni: that's going to be an image I can't get out of my head.

R: Apollo have a hair pulling kink

Poni: it got worse

Disowned: TMI R.

Ferre: can we get off this subject.

Apollo: GRANTAIRE!

Jolllllly: that is something I never needed to know about our leader.

Bah: someone Google how to forget

LiteralAngel: did you know you can turn your furby evil

Poni: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT

Disowned: that really is creepy

Bah: chuck. It. Into. The. Fire.

Monty: take it back to where it came.

Flowerboi: hell.

Poland: I want one.

Bah: no!

Poland: 🥺

Bah: no?

Poland: please

Bah: fine

Poland: My God they do work

Pup: can I have an evil one?

Poni: absolutely not.

LiteralAngel: anything you want Gavroche

Pup: can Cosette be my big sister insead?

Jolllllly: oof.

Apollo: no words

Poni: I'm hurt. Oh so very hurt. All because I won't get you a demon advertised for children.

Pup: it's not that you won't GET me one. It's that you won't let me have one. I can get it myself.

Inspectdeez: no stealing.

Pup: can't prove nothing inspector

Monty: he has the text.

Pup: and you need to shut up.

Bah: You can say that again

LiteralAngel: I'm flattered Gavroche, but your sister loves you. And to be honest furbies are mid.

24601: mid what?

Inspectdeez: I think she hit 'send' to soon. She probably ment middle or something.

R: you two are so old.

Queen: Be nice R.

Flowerboi: mid means average.

24601: oh.

Inspectdeez: hmm.

Bald-uet: R you don't ever meet the requirements to be mid, you're just 'ugh'

R: this is drunk abuse.

Poni: you abuse drinking.

Bah: everything is better with alcoholism... that how my dad said I got here.

Jolllllly: self burns.... those are rare.

Disowned: sucks to be you.

Bah: Marius look at your name.

Disowned: ...

Bah: exactly

Pup: so no furby?

Poni: no.

Poland: if they are mid I don't want one either.

Poland: did anyone else see Bossuet walk face first into a wall and than fell over a chair.

Flowerboi: I did... he justed laid there.

Poni: mood.

Inspectdeez: same.

R: wish I was there to see.

Bald-uet: shut up Grantaire.

LiteralAngel: where are you r?

Grantaire: Narnia

Jolllllly: back in the closet already?

Grantaire: I'm going to slap the Mcshit out of you and your bald partner.

Bald-uet: oh God, I almost gave a fuck.

Apollo: R is at the library I checked his location.

Queen: you need to know how to read to be in a library.

Center: Musichetta!! Don't be like that.

Center: they have picture books.

R: I'm absolutely done with your guys' bullying.

Bah: oh no. Don't do something jurassic!

Disowned: how would we live with ourselves

Poni: Marius you're not good enough friends to pick on Grantaire like this. Stick to being nice.

R: everyone be ready tomorrow.

Flowerboi: *gasp* you're going to beat our ass?!

Monty: oh no!

R: no the trash is picked up tomorrow, you guys can't miss y'all's ride to the dump.

R: except you Cosette.

LiteralAngel: thanks r.

Ferre: lol you know we're just picking on you. We know you're super smart.

R: I know.

Jolllllly: he's just saying that so you don't hit him.

R: I think he really means it. We've really bonded since then.

Ferre: yep!

Inspectdeez: let's not do anything gay here.

Poland: than let me tell ya, you're in the wrong chat.

24601: definitely.

Inspectdeez: you're about as annoying as little kids asking to play games on people's phones.

Pup: hey!

24601: and you're blind as Dora. How many times did I get away.

Inspectdeez: leave it in the past Valjean.

24601: why do I get in trouble when I bring it up?!

Bald-uet: because you're an ex-con.

Bah: because Javert is a dick.

24601: I'm going with the latter statement.

LiteralAngel: I will take away both of your walks in the park if you don't get along.

Queen: once again Cosette serves.

Inspectdeez: sorry Cosette.

24601: sorry.

Pup: did anyone video Bossuet falling?

Flowerboi: no sorry, it happened so quickly.

Poland: we should really have our cameras on when he's around. We could make a montage

Bald-uet: wow. Just wow.

Monty: we could be famous

Bah: we could be rich

Jolllllly: leave him alone.

Jolllllly: it's not fault he was an accident who keeps doing things on accident

Apollo: pffffft

R: I'm agog.

Queen: he came in this world an accident, he'll go out on accident. It's his way of life.

Jolllllly: love you Lesgle <3

Queen: I love you more. <3.

Bald-uet: love you guys too. But it was on accident.

Center: AHHAAHHAH

Disowned: :o

Bah: SHOP WITH THE FACES

Flowerboi: were you dropped as a baby?

Ferre: who is he talking too?

Poland: No I was not! I just think that your garden isn't good as last year.

Disowned: TAKE COVER!

Center: CLEAR THE ROOM

Poni: it's a good day to die.

R: I'm always ready to die

Apollo: that checks out.

Flowerboi: my flowers are beautiful! The weather just got cold and they thought it was time to die. You're just mad because they look better than you on a good day.

Poland: please, I look better than you and your flowers! You human version of sparkling water

Jolllllly: should we stop this?

Centers: absolutely not.

Bah: fight fight fight.

LiteralAngel: don't fight. The flowers look great. You take good care of them, Jehan. And Feuilly you look amazing.

Poland: I know.

Flowerboi: thanks Cosette.

R: Cosette you can solve any problem but can you solve myself loathing?

LiteralAngel: you hate that you keep your feelings to yourself causeing what you want to slip away. You tell yourself that you would fail so you don't try and than drink to make yourself feel better. Grantaire you're capable of so much, and you have so much love. Just put it out there.

Queen: she hit the nail on the head.

R: damn... she's right

Monty: I come on the behalf of Bahorel.... will he ever get bitches.

Bah: listen here you crusty, stale, cold McDonald's fry. I got a lover, who is not a bitch.

Poland: :)

Bah: though he needs to stop making those weird faces in chat.

Poland: :(

Bald-uet: same.

24601: is it all drama with you kids.

Ferre: you're one to talk.

Inspectdeez: lol

Apollo: sometimes I wonder if any of you have a brain, it's nice to know you don't.

Apollo: except Cosette, and Musichetta and Gavroche

Jolllllly: no fair Musichetta also throws insults.

Apollo: but she does it with class.

Queen: mhm.

Center: pft, class is chocolate milk in a wine glass with a crazy straw.

Disowned: what tea party did you go too? Can I go.

R: sorry only people who don't like Napoleon can go.

Ferre: I'm not sorry.

24601: me either

Poni: lol

Disowned: thanks for the help Eponine.

Poni: no problem.

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Day Two of River’s AMAZINGLY WEIRD, SURPRISINGLY COMPLETE DREAMS, apprantly. Note how they always seem to happen when I’ve woken up and made the (logical, poor) decision to go back to sleep for a bit.

Yesterday’s nap dream:

My family was on some sort of funky automated ride/theme park that took you into this big, crazy, super tall hotel, and it was kind of like a giant loopy mystery game. Only I “died” via a volleyball net before we even got to the hotel (dream me was really unclear if I actually died or if the ride operators claimed I “died” as part of the game rules, and awake me is no less sure).

Somehow I get left behind by the massive elevator, which goes up a few floors at a time and then you can explore but once it goes up it won’t come back down, and I guess there aren’t stairs? Not sure how, but me and some others got back down to the ground floor and then bargained a ride up from one of the employees on the cleaning crew (she had like one of those window washing platforms on wires, but indoors). Then it turned into a whole quest to get to the top and to solve the mystery of this weird hotel that I guess people have been getting stuck in and that breaks some laws of time and space.

When we do get to the top, we end up being sent back in time (which was very grayscale), and this clock or something is beeping an alarm, and I hurl it out a window. I think what happened is someone brought this clock back in time, and its existence and the events set in motion by its alarm going off right then caused a rift in time that resulted in the weird hotel coming into being, like a paradox. Destroying the clock unraveled the hotel’s existence, and I ended up back at the point before my family would have gone in the trip, but the hotel was gone and they didn’t know anything about it. So I guess whether I actually or figuratively died from that dumb volleyball net being strung over the ride course and snagging my head as we passed is a moot point now.

Last night/this morning’s dream:

I’m at this very fancy water park and arcade with my sister, likely inspired by my recent mini vacation to an indoor water park. I mostly remember the part where we were supposed to be leaving, and as is typical for me, everything was slowing me down. I lost some of my steampunk gear, our hotel room had a weird puddle in one corner that contained some live snails and an actual lizard (which I failed to catch), my sister left without me but my Grandma is having a good time and not ready to leave uet, and some GUY came up declaring his LOVE for me and I’m like “Who even are you?!”

Turns out he had been pretending to be two OTHER guys so of course I didnt recognize him, but he decided he loved me. Even almost followed me into the bathroom to talk about it but I yelled at him to not even dare and he skittered off.

BUT THEN, there are these alien bug monsters everywhere! And it turns out that the guy who thinks he loves me is actually an alien bonded to a human who was trying to help his host do this symbiotic bonding they can do (instead of the alien just taking over), but it wasn’t working because he didn’t have authorization (I guess his homeworld only picks 3-5 people for the process at a time), so he doesn’t have the right chemicals to complete the process.

And I guess he was a little addled in his desperation and thought I could help somehow?! I continued to make it clear that no, he was NOT in love with me and I did NOT return his affections, but I would fight the aliens trying to take over and forcibly bond with humans, and he would have to help me. Somehow we had cool mech suits and I was really good and just took out a bunch of gross aliens. We found that the little tentacly symbiotes were hiding in these cute rubbery pokemon dolls I’d seen earlier in the dream arcade, but they must have been scared of us, because when we yelled at the people picking them up, the aliens didnt just jump on their heads. We ended up gathering all the little tentacly sea urchin looking things into a pillowcase. And the alien/human duo who helped me somehow got the stuff he needed (maybe he ate one of the aliens…which is rather terrible if so). But yeah, that’s how I guess I saved the world or at least this resort from an alien invasion!

#dreams #this took me so long to write out #not least because tumblr’s post editor deleted huge chunks of my text #great job thmblr #anyhoo #aliens #mysteries #arcades #river dreams #river rambles

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