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Joseph: Quick, what's your blood type?

Elwyn, bleeding out: How would I know?

Joseph: How would you not know?

Elwyn: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discoverer of blood groups?

Joseph: You don't know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?!

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[almostpyxis]

Alice: You look like my first husband. Joseph: You've been married? Alice: Nope.

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[themagic7plus]

Joe: Remember what happened last time, right?

Elwyn: Oh, yes! That was very funny.

Joe: Well, no. No, it was very dangerous and someone nearly died.

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Joseph: Are you feeling any aches or pains?

Nash: Just the normal aches and pains of getting older.

Joseph: You're twenty.

Nash: And this stab wound I got earlier.

Joseph: There we go.

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Joseph: We need to start worrying about your body. When was the last time you ate a carrot?

Elwyn: Well, it's my least favorite type of cake, so... rairly. If I absolutely have to, I'll just eat the frosting.

- Alternatively -

Joseph: We need to start worrying about your body. When was the last time you ate a carrot?

Nash: Well, it's my least favorite type of cake, so... rairly. If I absolutely have to, I'll just eat the frosting.

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Joseph: You've only got one body, you should be careful with it.

Nash: If I only have one body, I should use it. Run it ragged.

Joseph: That's not--

Nash: Get my money's worth.

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Joe: We need a distraction. Who is good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Elwyn: My time has come.

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[themagic7plus]

Joseph: I’m optimistic!

Elwyn: *exists*

Joseph: I’M NOT OPTIMISTIC ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS!

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Elwyn: Can I ask you a medical question?

Joe: ... Sure?

Elwyn: Do you make housecalls?

Joe: Try the Red Cross, they handle disasters.

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Joe: QUICK, YOU’RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Elwyn: Kinda short, dark and handsome, in love with the moon--

Joe: BLOOD TYPE, ELWYN!

Elwyn: Oh... red.

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Joseph: You think every round fruit is an apple.

Elwyn: No, I don’t.

Joseph, holding up cherries: What are these?

Elwyn: Tiny apples.

Joseph, pointing to a pumpkin: And what are those?

Elwyn: Halloween apples.

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[almostpyxis]

Joseph: Alice, you're bleeding! Alice: I am? Joseph: Yes! Quick, what's your type? Alice: Oh.. uh.. preferably taller than me though that isn't hard. Has to have nice hair. I do like broad shoulders. Joseph: Your blood type Alice...

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Joseph: How would you rate your pain?

Nash: Zero stars. Would not reccomend.

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[themagic7plus]

Joseph: Are you clinically insane or just incredibly annoying?

Elwyn: I don't know, probably both?

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Elwyn: Joe, you should play my dad for this.

Joseph: I don't want to be your dad, Elwyn.

Elwyn: Perfect! You already know your lines.

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