We are sadly probably going to have to say goodbye to the bestest of boys, Snorrell. A nasty mouth infection revealed he's fiv-positive and his body can't fight off infections anymore. We're in the process of making the difficult decision: take the slim chance of healing or let him go painlessly.
He was found by means of his browser history to be
One who had never been reported for posting offensive content
And all the reports of his activity suppose
That, in the modern sense of the old-fashioned word, he was a person,
For in everything he asserted his individuality
Except for the single instance where his accounts were hacked
And all his devices were possessed by some demonic entity
Spewing Russian advertisements for penis enlargement.
He watched all the right videos on Youtube
That displayed his love for the kitsch of humanity (kittens and such)
His Twitter account reports his mundane existence
Through daily declarations of midnight snacks and toilet breaks.
On Facebook, he was found to have the expected number of friends
(several hundred) and the expected removed Socratic dialogue,
Commenting as he should on the photos of strangers.
There too, he dabbled in philosophy whenever he shared
An article from Thought Catalog - adopting other ideas as his own.
Like a true Marxist, he connected with Buzzfeed articles
That affirmed like so many others, he was special.
And well, there is the typical odd occurrence of pornography every day,
We’re certain, however, his reactions were normal in every way
The sure sign of a healthy virile male with reasonable resistance to Rule 34.
He was fully sensible to the advantages of the 4G Mobile Broadband Plan
And had everything necessary to the Modern Man,
A handphone, a tablet, a desktop computer and laptop,
Each with all the possible apps downloaded and installed.
Our researchers into Public Opinion are content
That he held the proper opinions for the time of the year;
He approved of Kony 2012 when he saw the video by Invisible Children
He disproved of it when critics made clear how misdirected the cause was
But otherwise supported all the right social justice warriors.
Was he real? Was he certain? The question is absurd:
Had anything been wrong, we should certainly have heard.
Kony has a baby! I decided to take forward my poem, 'There is still that sunshine', by making some comics around the theme. Got the idea of capturing moments or elements, that are simple or life-learning in a way, from others lives too. Started by capturing how my friend,s (K's) day went yesterday. She helped Kony, the cat, through labour. Kitten is not very healthy, we are really hoping it recovers and continues to grow like the new leaf that sprouted from K's fig plant. It is particularly challenging with no vets around. It was definitely a day of new-born-ness for K, with a bit of adversity. Such is life or even nature, I feel. Please note: if you know any vet, who could help through phone, please let me know. K and Kony are based out of Nagaland. #illustration #illustrator #comic #kitten #newborn #vet https://www.instagram.com/p/B-M_3Y8pDeJ/?igshid=8m40joedhnz7
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meet Milo, karna pertama ditemu dikasi milo dan dia muntah... poor Milo... #kitten #anakkucing #cute #kittensby (at Lapangan Koni Kertajaya jawa timur)
I saw those 'give your cat a tiny laptop so they will feel included' posts, and was inspired to give Snorrell a little spot on my desk. Which is possible now I have more space thanks to my beloved keyboard drawer!
Anyway he's been here for an hour now and only just stopped purring.