#Kristin and phil

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I have something to show you first, hold on... you might want to stand back for this, Cellbit.

Phil:

#Cellbit #QSMP #Philza #Phil #February 9 2024 #The transcript isn't in the clip but it's a good preface for this moment #This is Kristin's clip BTW I was gonna upload mine but the fact that she clipped it just made me laugh so much

[raccoonpog]

Greedy greedy guy

#philza #qsmp #ender king #qsmp philza #stardew kristin #stardew phil #i hope thats a real tag #caineart

[lilliancdoodles]

This is fucking sending me. XD

#Phil: I love my wife <3 #Kristin: I love bread <3 #amazing #qsmp #No idea how to tag the streamers? so they just get tag? ig? #qsmp philza #phistin #how the fuck do you tag Kristin #LCChats #misstrixtin

[okaioh]

something about q!phil letting Kristin, the goddess of death, posses his body to be able to say hi and meet everyone on the server on the day of the year where the dead can mingle with the living idk I'm insane

#live kai reaction #qsmp #q!phil #q!goddess of death #idk making that a tag now #q!Kristin

[fr-likes-chocolate]

Greek gods of death Missa and Kristin rule the underworld together, with Missa the god of brutal deaths and Kristin the goddess of painless deaths, things go rather smoothly.

That is until the goddesses of love challenge their two cupids to make them fall in love with someone.

The target? Phillip, son of Rose, the goddess of nature. He was a pleasure to all who had met him, but despite that fact, he had remained stubbornly single for years. Because of this, the two goddesses decided that whichever cupid could make their chosen death god fall for Phillip first would be given their choice of any lover they wanted.

Now, Cellbit and Roier are good at their jobs, and with this wager on the line, they certainly aren’t messing around (after all the winner gets to propose to their beloved!) Because of their equal skill, both Missa and Kristin are struck with love arrows at the same time, falling head over heels for the god of spring.

Unlike the classic myth, Phil was invited down into the underworld by the death gods, Rose’s panic was simply a misunderstanding (wouldn't you be scared if your son suddenly vanished?)

What Missa and Kristin didn't expect I'd the son of spring and life to have such a fascination with death. Phil eagerly asked many questions about death and what happens to bodies after it.

Of course a deal is struck, Phil spends half the year with his beloved spouses and half the year with Rose. This creates the seasons as we know it.

#qsmp #qsmp philza #philza #qsmp kristin #kristen #philza x kristen #qsmp missa #missa sinfonia #phil x missa #pissa #phistin #qsmp Au #greek gods Au

[shmuzzieheart]

I was bored so I gave death family pokemon teams.

#qsmp #q!philza #q!missa #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #death family #death duo #qsmp death family #qsmp death duo #Shmuzzie rambles #pokemon #I don't know Missa well at all so his team is mostly based on fanon him serving Kristin and such #and yes I gave him and the kids murkrows since I see it as Phil's way of taking care of his fam by keeping an eye on them #(feel free to ask me about my choices for the other pokemon on their teams I will gladly ramble :]

[copepods]

meet cute

#miss trixtin #misstrixtin #trixtin #philza #dsmp #mcyt #art #fish makes art #since phil is like 3000 and i hc dsmp to be postapocalyptic i think phil met kristin around modern day in the timeline... funny thought #drug mention

[alixlives]

dream comparing him sexting minors to two people with a one year age gap who were friends & eventually fell in love and got married in an attempt to defend himself is NOT a good look on him at all

#he compared himself to phil & kristin. #strangleetomz #fuck dream #dream is a freak #drop dream #dream situation

[alltheardy]

Real photo of qphil and qkristin!!!

#q philza #i miss qphil #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp kristin #philza minecraft #avian phil

[nomsfaultau]

Emergency Meeting

“It has come to my attention that Technoblade’s last…escapade ended poorly. So I have called this staff meeting to clarify my intent.”

“Look at him. Amazing. The best kid I could ask for.”

“Questions? …No? Excellent. As a reminder quarterly reviews are next month. Dismissed.”

#Welp I meant to do an official fic announcement but the meme got done first #Power point presentations my beloved #Professionals have STANDARDS #Unhinged Phil best Phil #philza #technoblade #emerald duo #sbi family dynamic #dark sbi #yandere dad phil #Also Kristin wanted to throttle him for taking a pic of her right after giving birth to twins like bro?? Not the time #something to nom on #sbi au #mandatory family reunion

[funkily]

philza (dream smp) stimboard for @sundappledmoss ! with themes of crows , skies , and nature !

art by wolfythewitch !

🏞🏞🏞|🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛|🌿🌿🌿

#tried to make it at least a bit parallel with kristins ^-^ #philza #dream smp #dsmp phil #green stim #blue stim #bird stim #crow stim #book stim #nature stim #sky stim #hands tw #stimboard #stimboards #funkboard

[royalarchivist]

Mr. Reaper: I was looking forward to have a nice conversation with you.

Phil: WHO ASKED, MAN? Who asked! Wtf. What makes you think I want to talk to you? Also, if your idea of talking is spawning zombies on me and then laughing, I don't think I want to talk! I think I'm good actually, I think I'm good. I think I'll pass!

Kristin:

#Philza #Phil #Mr. Reaper #Kristin #QSMP #March 13 2024 #Phil: I love the admins! #Phil when the admins try to give him lore

[sodaspringz]

oh my god can we headcanon Chayanne and Tallulah's deaths as qPhil having like a vivid stress-induced nightmare? since the deaths are being reverted and all

#mcyt #qsmp #philza #i think that would be awesome. like an 'alternate timeline' thing and Kristin steps in; or just Phil feeling the weight of grandparenthood #either one is fucked up and i love it

[lilliancdoodles]

Phil is currently talking about a Lion King QSMP AU and we kinda agreed on a few characters (with me changing who phil is cause he's wrong)

QSMP Lion King AU Simba - Chayanne Zazu - Fit Mufasa - Phil Sarabi - Missa Nala - Tallulah (platonic) Scar - Enderpookie Hyeanas: Shenzi - Cellbit Banzi - Charlie Ed - Bags Timone and Pumba - Pac and Mike Rafiki - Bad

#qsmp #qsmp au #philza minecraft #LCChats #Phil said he was Rafiki 'cause he's old' #But if Chayanne is Simba the only other person who could be Mufasa is Techno #and I think Bad works better for Rafiki cause he gives advice to the kids all the time #and he can be cryptic about stuff #everyone else was suggested either by phil chat or kristin

[missycolorful]

qPhilever gives me some of the most whiplash ever, I swear to god. In one stream, you can go from their usual lover's quarrel shenanigans with the shouting and Forever just not getting it--complete with Philza slapping the new QSMP President upside the head (let's hear it for anarchy everybody!)--to Philza absolutely trusting Forever enough when Forever asks if he can take care of Tallulah every once in a while. Phil was giving Forever notes and limitations, of course, but just the fact that Phil was so accepting is just... ough, I can't with these two.

#qsmpshipping #philever #soooo i'm catch up from stuff i missed yesterday and :D #i wanna shake forever like. PROVE to him you care about him BECAUSE he's him #it's almost basically canon q!phil likes the attention (kristin feeding into my headcanons does NOT help) so like!!

[poisonheartfrog]

c!Kristin and c!Phil are the perfect m/f couple: an amazingly powerful goddess and a man who's been using the world's most important portal as a table for over a year

#dream smp #dsmp #philza #misstrixtin #c!phil #c!kristin #100 notes #200 notes #300 notes #400 notes #500 notes #600 notes #700 notes #800 notes #poisonheartposts