#MY ONLY PRIME MINISTER

[khruschevshoe]

Once again on my worshipping Harriet Jones propaganda. Best minor character in all of the whoniverse. Deserved far more than the Doctor ever gave her, and saved the entire world. We know who you are, and we are forever in your debt.

#harriet jones #ninth doctor #tenth doctor #journey's end #aliens of london #world war three #christmas invasion #doctor who #HARRIET JONES DESERVES THE WORLD #MY ICON #MY QUEEN #MY ONLY PRIME MINISTER

[corrodedcoughin]

if I were to say the words Eddie in a Garfini would you stand with me on the side of freedom? Or would you be sharpening your pitch forks?

#I cannot make this choice for you #but I can only hope you d be on the side of freedom 😪 #Steve wore and that’s how he got his man #who are we to stop romance? #who are we to stop progress? #this is my presidential speach corrodedcoughin for prime minister of [STATIC NOISES] 2023 #sorry I’m leaving bye good luck hope you all have a nice week

[lesbianjonimitchell]

omg... just sent my resignation of membership to the political party i've been a member of for more than 8 years. a third of my life. i've spent countless hours volunteering for them on the board of my hometown chapter and during election campaigns; some of my partymates are basically family. but the party on a national basis have been eerily silent on palestine. the national leader wrote a long bullshitty op-ed titled "the palestinians are suffering, the jews are suffering" in which she refused to take a stance and failed to distinguish between jews and zionists. and also spent more time condemning the crimes of hamas than the crimes of israel.

i have considered leaving the party many times over the years. the fact that they can't take a firm stance on a genocide makes it abundantly clear that i don't belong here. fucking sucks, man. im not sure where i go from here.

#ultimately i always ended up staying because the local chapter in my hometown were considerably better than the party on a national basis #and all of my homies actively dislike the leader lol #but i dont live in my hometown anymore and havent been active in the party for years; and regardless this is so black and white that i #cannot keep supporting them. end of an era. ive literally been a member since i was 15-16. so fucking disappointed in them. idk if their #silence is because theyre priming for the leader to run for prime minister now that the biggest centre-left party has forsaken the left #like the left literally had the majority and they opted to work with the centre-right instead and make a cabinet across the middle #so the leader from my party might be trying to appeal even more to the centre-left. idk. and not my party anymore but yeah #thankfully aforementioned homies have spoken out against israel! but not as much as i'd hoped #margrete auken of the european parliament youre the only one i still respect

[lil-bonzai]

This low effort meme popped into my head and I just had to make it LMAO

#tokyo mew mew #tmm #tokyo mew mew new #tmmn #tokyo mew mew shitposting #liz truss #lettuce midorikawa #mew lettuce #british memes #honestly she was only prime minister for such a short period that i genuinely forget she existed? #shitposting #my memes

[deermouth]

HENRY WINTER ASS CHARACTER

#posts only this about the likeness again sorry #i just got to an incredibly funny part thats not worth posting a pic but he doesnt know who the prime minister is #txt #currently reading #thoroughly enjoying my little tsh-love-letter crimefic #glad i decided to continue with it although i was at first lukewarm on it compared to in the woods

[caswlw]

the idea that they’re writing the season as they go so they’re seeing the reaction the audience has and that it (even in the smallest way possible) could have an impact on what happens this season (and in future seasons) is so wild to me. not saying that they’re seeing our response and saying “oh that sounds good, totally writing that in,” but it’s not impossible to say that they will see what the people want, realize the best way to generate buzz and excitement and increased viewership is to keep your fans happy, and then actually do something about it instead of killing characters/storylines just for kicks

911 has the opportunity to be that bitch even more than it already is and they shouldn’t squander it while they’re on top

#911 abc #yall remember dabb’s 10% comment bc i do!!!! #i just think they’re paying a lot of attention to promotion and audience reaction in ways that they never did before Because they want it #to continue performing as well as it is (which is to say better than it did on fox) #and because of that they can continue to make moves that benefit them and not hurt them ykwim #i want to be clear that this isn’t me saying buddie should go canon or even anything close to buddie specifically #but more that angering fans by just Deciding to do things or even worse KNOWING it’ll piss ppl off and doing it anyway is the wrong way to #make people want to keep watching your show #like if everyone is begging for more ravi (which we are) and they go okay! here’s more ravi i know you guys love him! that would be great #instead of slowly writing him off (god forbid even worse) just bc they wanted to or bc they know we love him #and they’re in the PRIME position to take advantage of the extra eyes on the show and making moves to make this season (ABC’s First with us) #and have it go down as not only one of 911’s best seasons (by ratings and views and fan opinion) but also a damn good season of television #is this just a pitch for ravi main s8. idk at some point it might’ve turned into one #i just think it’s cool how they’re doing the work they have this season with interacting with fans/the GA and doing promotion #it’s so well done it makes my marketing major heart squeeze a little #anyway. gay eddie 🤔 #notes from the prime minister

[1racoon7trenchcoats]

Its officially the most important day this month.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OCEAN O'CONNEL ROSENBERG

#the one and only girlboss #My future prime minister #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ride the cyclone musical #ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean oconnell rosenberg

[the-catboy-minyan]

ok but honestly who even cares about my political opinions, I'm a chronically ill minimum wage worker that unironically plays among us in 2024

#like what are my opinions gonna do? I'm not the prime minister #the only thing I can do with my opinions is vote for the party that matches them the best #I don't need to know the extensive history of every single aspect of our politics to vote #not every person has the privilege of becoming a historian #I'm not sure why I'm making this post

[talentforlying]

personally i think it'd be hilarious if constantine had personal beef with ant & dec, but i have zero reasoning behind it other than general hilarity.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #i'm so tired but this is the only thing on my mind rn #if the man can show up to prime minister sex parties he can have a grudge against ant & dec that's my thought process #is it sports beef bc of newcastle united? does he just find them annoying? #was there a showbiz-related job behind the scenes that he had to clean up & now he calls in favors just to see them go 10 shades of pale? #across the board the answer is yes. because it's funny to me #only thing funnier is going in the exact opposite direction & they're once-in-a-blue-moon weed buddies #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE. #yeah i'll stand by this

[pineapplecrispy]

The most unrealistic part of Doctor Who is not the extraterrestrials or the funky science of it all, but the news about an alien corpse being BROADCASTED ON TV

#no the BBC WONT TELL YOU IF THE PRIME MINISTER HAS BEEN AN ALIEN ALL ALONG #THEYRE NOT GONNA TELL YOU SHIT #JESUS #I’ve only started watching #I’ve managed to digest everything else but THIS #THIS IS TESTING MY LIMITS #doctor who

[freeasfishes]

thoughts on the casting for west endsies?

none of them are played by Phil Wang so I do not care

#/j #but also I only care about Phil Wang #the entire rest of the country is irrelevant #there is only Philly Philly Wang Wang #this is an old ask I'm sorry #I just forgot to answer it because every time I meant to I would think about Phil Wang and get distracted #west endsies #newsies live #I do think the guy playing jack is very very handsome however he isn't phil wang! so like I said I do not care /j #the UK has two things of value and those things are Phil Wang and Stampycat. /j #I just think Phil Wang is very hot and very funny and he should be so famous and they should make him prime minister #-it's bruce lee's game of death outfit so it's an homage to one of the most famous asian entertainers #AND also you get to see my dick and baaaallllsss!- #- I was being KIND to the elderly!- I think about that every day and laugh #he goes on taskmaster and brings HIMSELF as a prize and honestly BEST prize ever on that game #welcome to the Phil Wang Fan Club and it's just me #phil wang

[soloh]

Forever grateful for time to vent and talk with the store trading manager, because I don't think I'd have managed not to totally lose my shit at work without her

#she's just so... real #but also supportive #talking to her before i finished work today is the only reason im not dreading the return of my direct manager tomorrow #Trina for Prime Minister #personal

[nyxakhlys]

i looked so cute today licherally

#it's my first time visiting the prime minister open house for eid celebration and oh my god... #never again #so many people!!!! food was good... but would i spent 3 hours in heat with no proper place to eat again next time? no sir #i only went cause my friend asked me to and i wanna spent time with a person irl like a person i actually like and love #she even bought me a gift 😭😭 twas a good day #i almost cancelled on her...cause i dont like going out #aaaaaand i have work tmr nooooo

[mousegirlpenis]

this is what will happen

#deciding to only watch the stories of people i agree with on my personal instagram was a good idea #also yes this is that hugh grant #no he shouldn’t be prime minister though he did play the best film incarnation of one

[caswlw]

i was not born to use linkedin. to make “connections” with “professionals”

#just submitted my marketing assignment late ‼️ #i like irl networking i hate using that app #it just feels awkward to send a connections thing to someone being like hey… can u pls respond yes #it’s really only for an assignment too #notes from the prime minister

[beaversatemygrandma]

So. On the 4th of July, while out hunting for a good spot to watch fireworks (I have -75% patriotism rn, i just support random acts of blowing shit up, except the guy setting off fireworks at 12:25am on the 6th. Fuck that guy in particular.) Well, we were listening to the radio and the DJ was like “Billie Joe Armstrong announced he was renouncing his US citizenship and moving to the UK” and started going on about something along the lines of ‘AmErIcA GoOd’ And my dad is like “uh. Okay. Who cares. He moved.’ And I say ‘American Idiot came out like twenty years ago. This isn’t new. He has said fuck america publicly multiple times. Get out while you can.’ At first i was like “Out of the entire world, why the UK? It’s just as bad out there.” Then the great resignation. Holy Fuck. You know, he might be onto something here. This might just be a turn for good.

#taks speaks #maybe the uk could be on the list of potential escapes after the massive rise of facism #maybe just maybe #even if english accents fight my auditory processing so bad they may as well be speaking a different language #hell if i leave the south they may as well be speaking a different language #but hey. maybe the uk isn't falling into the total hell that the us is falling into #idk if any mutuals are from the UK but holy hell im wishing you the best hopefully this opened up some good opportunities #and the chance of a cat being the prime minister. but that's just from me seeing all that about the cat being the only one in the gov house #and the benny hill theme playing in the streets and shit #maybe we are in the star trek timeline with the irish independence of 2024 #now to figure out how a great resignation from the supreme court will happen....