#Ohhhh i have ideas

[kinnbig]

and that's what you missed on KinnPorsche! [1/?] KinnPorsche + Glee Quotes

inspired by @cytharat's incredible KP mean girls gifs

#ohhhh besties i made myself giggle sooo much making these stupid gifs and i have so many more ideas for more #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #glee kp #glee #incorrect kinnporsche #tong thanayut #bible wichapas #jeff satur #apo nattawin #barcode tinnasit #perth nakhun #darcey.gif #darcey.txt #kinnporsche.gif #bl.gif #kp memes #darcey.main

[u3pxx]

why it is so hard to write dialogue why can't i write the silly kim + apollo interaction i have in my head the way i want it to wh

#im distracting myself with other thoughts now bc were steering into self destructive ones and uh ohhhh #BUT YEA i have one in my drafts rn lol its done but i know it can be improved pfttt #i wanna scribble it into a quick comic idk #someday #too many ideas i am drowned by the the things i do very late achhhh #sunnysiderambles

[crybaby-bkg]

cw: mention of previous abuse, dad Dabi, mom reader, mention of childbirth, angst

new dad touya that doesn’t know how to deal with his son. he’s growing too fast and his smiles are so big, but he’s still not sure how to just be with him.

touya isn’t abusive in the slightest, not like his shit for brains dad. he can acknowledge, after you’ve drilled it into his head on cold nights where you had to hold his quivering cheeks in your hand, that he’s better. that he’s trying. that he’s a great dad.

he doesn’t really believe it. it’s hard to believe that he’s a great dad when his son, still covered in that fresh newborn smell, stares up at him with matching azure blue eyes, the little shit, and he finds it hard to smile back. it’d be easier to smile back if he could guarantee a life with no trauma, with the perfect pair of parents, that he’d love him as much as his tiny little face deserved.

touya can still hear the labor and delivery nurse tell him that he must’ve gotten on your nerves for the baby to look so much like him, and that they’ve never seen a baby that fresh out the womb smile so big at their dad. he hands the little bundle back to you, and glares at the nurse who hands him a tissue. he takes it anyway.

touya loves his son. so goddamn much that it hurts, but, he doesn’t know how to be a dad. and he knows that you don’t know how to be a mom either, that it’s a learning process for the both of you. but he’s so scared—he’s terrified that he’ll fuck up this innocent brat with his ruin. with his scars and history and the want to better but never knowing how to just be.

so he leaves. it’s the day after your sons first birthday that you celebrated together in your home.

you thought everything was okay, that he was starting to get the hang of being a dad. he did everything right, why couldn’t he stay? he sat on the floor with your son and changed his diaper and made him giggle those addicting baby giggles? he carried your son everywhere whenever he cried after being sat down without a single complaint? he helped him open his birthday presents? he didn’t smash the cake in his face, only swiped a little icing on his sons nose to hear that addicting baby giggle? he held your son like he could never let him go?

how could he just go like this? you thought he was finally learning and accepting how to be a dad? what happened?

#angst angst angst #SORRY #I thought about this earlier while I was under the dryer #and I was like ohhhh write that down before your slow ass forgets #my toxic trait is that every time I write soemthing short im like #……this could be a full fic 🫣 #LMFAO honestly duck it im making this a full fic #I have so many on my plate but this has to go on the list #he makes my heart so sad I love him mr pathetic man with so many troubles in his head #I also wanna write a sleazy shiggy n keigo fic (separate) what’s wrong with me #all these ideas and no juice to write them #im just about halfway finished w my classes so maybe il get more inspo to write #anyway I have a bkg draft from like two nights ago that I forgot about #and I wanna write that too but my head really hurts and I have to be up early tomorrow sad 😔 #okay I think im gonna sleep now :) #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #dabi treats! 🍬

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Sbsnsnnss this is such a random thought but I need you guys to understand that Classic Sonic is 2 separate guys to me at any point in time.

Like if we talk about any Sonic timeline stuff or Classic in his own games, okay yeah that's. That's younger Sonic. He's younger Sonic so he's shorter and rounder.

But for some reason if you stick Classic in the modern era or beside modern Sonic my brain is like "No, that’s the same guy. Same age. Just short"

Now, this train of thought is a prerequisite to understanding that during all of those sonic x shadow generations art posts that depict them in third wheel memes or in a "live classic reaction" my brain immediately goes "Okay, but what if they were a polycu–

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Huh? Sorry, what? What was I saying? ...Oh I remember. Don't know what that was. Anyways.

Classic/Modern/Shadow polycule

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #classic Sonic #sonadow #sonic x shadow generations #sonic generations #for the record I don't think it helps that before Sega removed all the ages we were supposed to believe that Classic Sonic and Modern Sonic #were both 15/16 #At any given point in time classic could be younger sonic to my brain or just some alternate universe version of the guy where he's short. #that's what the post is about #Also I'm not a coward. Methinks Sonic would try kissing another version of himself at least once #And the idea of Classic meeting Shadow and instantly wanting to fight him and just going 'Ohhhh I get it' in regards to why Modern and #Shadow have the unconventional relationship they would is funny to me

[merakiui]

Okay hear me out... You need money fast for some reason so you decide to sell your body - you'll get to have fun while also getting the cash you need. You go to Azul for a few pointers on how to run such business and while he might give them to you for a price, once he has Floyd amd Jade find out just what kind of business you need, he decides he needs to be the first in line. Like please take his virginity. He will pay you well. Hell, he might just pay you enough so you stay with him only...

Other part of the scenario is that your business is now open and all the boys that have been crushing on you are standing in line now. (this is just me wanting to take Azul's and Riddle's virginity... I want to take good care of them)

Omg he's a loser!!! T_T he needs to be the first and last in line, by which he is the only one in line. He probably tells the twins they're free to have fun with (beat up) anyone who even tries to make use of your little business. He is getting laid no matter what and it's going to be with you!!! >:( He boasts it so proudly that the twins can't help but laugh and tease him about his enthusiastic determination. If it isn't a business opportunity or new blackmail, then it's you who has him so eager. He would absolutely make you his contract lover. >_< so pathetic tako... the type to say "it isn't love" after you've signed his contract, but one of the stipulations is that you have to act like you're his loving partner and aaaaa he's so in love and so bad at navigating it with real, truthful rizz.

Open for business yes!!!! Could you imagine Riddle is one of the first in line and you don't expect to see him and he's so embarrassed and growing even redder by the minute!!!!!! orz he absolutely tiptoes around the real reason he's there and tells you he's not here to sleep with you and that he only wishes to take you out on a friendly outing (a date), so if you would be so kind as to indulge him just this once and maybe then... he's rambling and rambling and it looks so cute to see the usually eloquent Riddle flustered and fumbling over his tongue. You'll entertain him with a day's worth of fun things (tea party, croquet games, tending to the flamingos and hedgehogs, taking a stroll through the rose maze) and at some point in the evening you'll find yourself back in Riddle's room. He is incredibly nervous, but you're so patient with him. <3

It's probably really sweet and soft and slow sex because Riddle's settling into a pace that suits the both of you and it's also his first time so you want it to be endearing and memorable for him. Nothing hardcore or painful for the first time, but you can be certain that after that night he will find himself at your doorstep yet again. And again and again. Bad habits are hard to break, but even more so when you've become a crucial part of Riddle's schedules and he doesn't have the heart to write you out of it. Once the both of you are more comfortable in the bedroom, you will see many fun sides to Riddle (sides you never knew he could have, and from the way Riddle seems surprised even he was unaware he possessed such exciting sides).

#twisted chit chat #scaranya #jade and floyd giving azul rizz tips like: definitely tell (name) that you'll give them a lot of eggs. mers in the sea go crazy for that #azul: you idiots this isn't the sea -_- that doesn't apply #the twins: it applies if you're in octavinelle :) which is technically underwater :) in the sea :) #omg omg wait T_T the twins letting azul rail their lover AAAAAAAA #and they don't tell you anything about it #too many thoughts with this concept... #OHHHH OMG AND MAYBE YOU WERE ONCE ONE OF AZUL'S BULLIES #AAAAAAA OTL the two of you have never officially met so when the twins introduce you the both of you are like '????? wait a moment...' #'didn't you bully me when we were little??? / wasn't i super mean to you??' #and the twins are so cruel to both of you T_T they essentially force the two of you to fuck orz #even though both of you are really uncomfortable with the situation and all of the unresolved tensions between the both of you #mean eels!!!! terrible eels!!!! T^T #omg and maybe you weren't even together with the tweels for sweet purposes #maybe it was an arranged or forced relationship #maybe the twins blackmailed or threatened you into it #and now you have to fuck their octopus friend who is very much not your friend >_< #uuuauauawaaaaa forgive my ramblings ;;;;; #i like the idea of forced dub-con where it is an outside force that pushes you with someone you don't want to be with #(secretly files this concept away for future fics >:D)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

shit... now that i wear earrings im gonna have to whip up an earring rack to hang them all in plain sight, lest i forget they exist...

#im Thinking! buncha granny squares crocheted together? #or perhaps... some sort of rug thing... #OHHHH RICE STITCH MAYHAPS! #i could combine the rice stitch idea with the squares #rice stitch squares slapped together... #or maybe ill try a New stitch #maybe.... #i have a nice skein of ombre brown yarn i haven't touched yet... #OH OH OH I COULD COMBINE ALL THREE #granny squares! rice stitch squares! Who Knows squares! #that could create a fun Texture. a Look #absolutely unprompted #fuckkkkk i love crochet its so neat i can make my own stuff!!!! #i need a jewelry rack? i can make it! #i want some cozy elbow-length hand warmers? made em! making more! #coasters? abound! blanket? you got it! tiny whale? plenty! cat toys? easy! #saves money and Increases Quality of Life! #i can surround myself with fun handmade things of my own creation #Useful things! Meaningless things as well! #my pig beanie baby has a Sweater now if you hadnt heard! i made it! its ugly. i love it!

[bbutterflies]

trans nino and trans masc gnc adrien……… please and thank you

#I have been thinking abt them ALL DAY…… t4t adrino is just BETTER….. #nino is so trans have u seen that boy and the idea of adrien ALSO being trans masc…. ohhhh the potential……. #boyfriends in the loosest sense of the word possible #they’re bros (deeply romantically in love) they’re just two dudes (soulmates in every lifetime) #AUGH I gotta get them out of my head #ramblings #adrino

[disposal-blueeee]

alright i'm back

some shitpost (even if this took 3+ hours to make)

vargas by @zarla-s

also credits to mysillycomics on twt (that one ".... peach time ah so sorry" pic)

#zarla s #edgar vargas #vargas #this took so long and it doesn't make any sense because this is something simple #jake #i love jake so much man #like i keep saying this everyday but i just love him #and drawing him is so much fun too #i have a bunch of ideas about things like this but i don't really have time to draw them #drawing the blood stains on his face like “poor man” #also i drew him with his glasses at first and then i remembered he didn't have them #alright umm #damn poor man #also i know that this is the first time they've actually met on the fanfic but i don't care #they have done so many things but they don't know it #i honestly love them so much #i really like this ship #ohhhh jake #jake is so dreamy #giggling and kicking my legs #what a nice man honestly #i don't know how tumblr works #would it be weird if i said this actually made me feel kind of sad #idk just edgar looks so tired then he finds jake and he feels a bit better almost immediately #man i love jake #i really really really love him #i just realized i forgot the bandage on his neck ughhhh ughhhh

[ohbo-ohno]

guys my exchange fic is going so badly it's actually like. embarrassing

#when i tell you i have forgotten how to WRIIIIITE!!!! #someone send HELP omg... #first check in is TODAY!!! my doc is nothing but an OUTLINE!! ohhhh i am simply going to perish #ceilidh served me an entire plot on a silver platter and i said “tysm. i have no idea how to do anything with this” #im so sorry queen 🙏🙏🙏

[todayisafridaynight]

teehee

#snap chats #UGH FINALLY ITS ALL DONE #i still have to make final adjustments on how i have my wig styled and how ill do makeup #ill iron it later i promise i just wanted to try everything on frame one i was too excited ☠️☠️ #buuuut what matters to everyone else rn is The Fit.... Acquired #my name is snap i like to steal rgg mens drip for my own #I HAVE PLANS FOR THE BRIEFCASE BTW its not just gonna hold my belongings. cause i hate myself #i might forgo the idea when i actually go to the con but i do wanna do something silly #but thats for ohhhh october ?? november ??? whenever them plushes coming in #i have two (2) pinstriped suits in my closet now this is egregious #id take a pic of myself all Dressed Up but 1.) No 2.) if you were blind youd still be able to see better than anythin taken with my phone #the canera is awful. plus ive never taken a selfie in my life and i have no full-body mirrors and i most certainly aint askin my bro LMAO #but yeah for now. hehe. #i got so sidetracked doing all this LMAOOOO fuck.

[enhanced-operatives-division]

for requests perhaps hivemind again? or charlie?

I'm sorry this took so long I was fighting so hard to work out a Charlie design BUT!! First, Hivemind doodles...I got FAR too into it with him..

Text: Looks at you with my big round wet eyes.

Text: Full of Joy & Whimsy VS The Horrors

I think Hivemind would wear a lot of flannel outside of work. I like him being a little like a stereotypical lumberjack maybe? I think he'd like wood working, yk like bug hotels and little wooden carvings

Alas for Charlie I had to search up PPE for welders...

It took me days to get to a point where I liked his design but I'm really happy with it :3

+ 2 pages in my sketchbook filled! Turns out I miscounted and I only had 28 pages left!! So far we're at 8/28, or just over 1/4!!

#idk how much your childhood was ruined by the movie “the magic roundabout” but my design for charlie reminds me of the evil spring guy #i think it's the mustache but i digress #this was a fun challenge :D!! I actually had a better idea for his outfit over his looks so it was interesting to work backwards #charlie caliente #i CANNOT SPELL THAT LAST NAME!!!! #also my hivemind is distantly inspirsed by seshi (?) from dungeon meshi (???) eventhough i know very little about it #there's something abt him......... #alas im easily pleased #a man who can cook is a man i can love #ieytd #[agent moose's art] #the hivemind #hivemind #cameo of solaris #commander solaris #she deserves it #ohhhh zoraxis operatives...your endless whimsy............ignore the horrors..............it gets better i prommy.... #i should make a list of who i have and haven't designed actually #i don't count fabby as being designed though because I don't like it so much #idk i need to listen to call me cruella on loop (that song is SO HER...) to design her...

[hyac1nthus]

Hyapollo Drabbles: Meeting As Kids

requested by :: @gotstabbedbyapen

Apollo, having great glories even in his age right now. He’s quite young for all his achievements, his physical body just being a young boy far from a grown adult. A true god in the making. Currently, this striking young god is found by a small river. The waters are calm and the grass lays smooth enough to rest in. He lays his arms on his knees as he stares at his reflection on the waters quietly. His eyes narrow as he laid eyes on his own face, he will be great, he will be loved, he has to.

Apollo’s grip on his arms tighten a bit, as he continued staring at himself in this river alone, he felt the presence of another nearby. He felt the crushing grass as the steps got closer and quickly turned back. He expected to see a wild animal approach or a lost traveller, but he was just met with the empty sounds of the winds breeze. He sighed as he laid back on the tree he sat close by.

Though, he felt that presence once more, closer now. He decided to look up and immediately, his face was met with a boy hanging from the tree, upside down. It certainly surprised him, jolting from having someone’s face near him and so up close. He stepped back immediately as his eyes widened. The boy looked at him with a grin and laughed.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you that bad!” He smiled, still hanging upside down.

“I just haven’t met anyone quite beautiful like you.”

He felt his cheeks heat up lightly. He sure was one to talk. His messy locks of hair and those young enthusiastic eyes hit Apollo in the heart.

Apollo was no stranger to these praises, his long golden hair and androgynous features were held highly. That is what the people always told him, praised and blessed. But having a boy looking around his age and up so close? It did make him smile, feeling nervous all of a sudden. He felt like the young boy he is.

He shrugged awkwardly at him, not knowing how to respond. The strange boy climbed down from the tree, well he only just jumped off, which surprised Apollo. Seeing him and having a look at his face better, it was lovely to look at him, very certain. The boy stood before him and offered a hand.

“I’m Hyacinthus. You are?” He smiled at him.

Apollo felt a spark rush through him as he saw the bright boy smile at him, he reached out to him, grabbing a hold of his hand and standing up.

“Apollo. Just, Apollo.”

#hya drabbles #Hyacinthus #Apollo #greek mythology #OHHH this is so bad but I wanted to write now #Ohhhh my go I hate this but I love kid hyapollo #haha this MIGHT be River eurotas #still have to learn how to write young apollloooo #I have so many other ideas guys please im not this bad and bland🙏🙏im just eepy

[fauvester]

Not sure if you meant for the questions to be askes BUT 9 for like iskra or something would be interesting since there is a mix of human and cardassian culture, does julian celebrate any terran holidays with them?

omg I wish I was a better worldbuilder, people come up with so many fun fake little holidays. Thanks to that one throwaway line in ST:D I've unilaterally decided that Cardassian culture is very food-centric, so you know baby Iskra got taken to lots of street food festivals celebrating military victories and elections..

Julian trying to figure out which terran holidays can be safely transported and re-potted on post-Fire Cardassia (I feel like he still tries to celebrate Federation day at home just so the kids can have some positive associations. Cue him and Lim trying to figure out how to cook a desert lungfish without soliciting their neighbors' help with removing the fibrous capsule..)

Halloween is a safe bet, I think. Scaring the spirits away is vaguely Hebetian and the locals enjoy both tricks and treats. Julian gives his coworkers at the hospital candy to distribute to her.

Still got to be lots of nationalist holidays to celebrate after the war, but now they're very much tinged with bitter memories. Now they're more of an opportunity to complain about the current administration and get drunk (both activities Iskra vigorously enjoys as an adult)

#dee s 9 #garashir adoption au #happy gul dukat day where we burn gul dukat in effigy all across the continent <3 #man i shouldve drawn that... Beat Gul Dukat With A Stick day to drive the bad spirits out of government #not seen on Halloween: lim in julians old scrubs (doctor) and 6 month old idan dressed in a beautiful kukalaka inspired snuggie garak sews #as an american who does not celebrate the 4th of july because [history major reasons] i will still do red white and blue shots. fuck da gov #iskra is less anarcho-antiestablishment than young elim... but thats cause shes like. a government agent. theyre her boss #OHHHH YOU KNOW JULIAN BREAKS OUT THE BABY PHOTOS EVERY HALLOWEEN! #Lim and garak make precious little costumes for lims half dozen kids. spreading the Halloween spirit thru the entire district #its a moment its a movement #the Castellans House is decked OUT with fake spiders and cobwebs. garak and lim united on this front #the rest of garaks cabinet. who has never seen a spider and have no idea what halloween is: #lim poking his head in does anyone want blood punch? it's normal punch. but i put grapes in painted to look like eyeballs #minister of finance: what the fuck

[uraniumnm333]

*tapping on the cauldron i just finished mixing* okay you guys come get your mascfuyu and minori angst that i just cooked up

*cauldron unexpectedly explodes in my face**looks inside*

*tapping on the cauldron i just finished mixing* okay you guys come get your mafunori rarepair i just cooked up

#Whoops #asahina mafuyu #hanasato minori #mafunori #I have no idea what the ship is called #Minomafu #OHHHH THATS THE NAME #project sekai #pjsekai

[looking-to-rattle-the-stars]

do you think that in the eventual end of riptide and depending how chips zombie arc goes that if they all eventually part ways he’ll still be chasing a life of piracy all over again.. cause maybe after saying goodbye to jay and gill he won’t remember them and then he’ll be subconsciously looking for them all over again and it’s an almost never ending cycle for him

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(separate thought) do you think chip will think he’s hopeless after awhile and rather than have to be around jay and gill and this family he’s formed he runs away because if it’s inevitable for him to forget then why not forget them in private so he doesn’t have to think about the hurt it will cause when he wakes up one morning and he’s not only forgotten himself but the people who shaped him into himself

#jrwi riptide #chip jrwi #jrwi spoilers #my one friend told me #OHHHH MY GOD IM GILOINGGGG TOOO KILLL YOUUU #my other mutual said they’re shinji sitting #which i thought both responses were silly #so here i am sharing on tumblr for giggles #idk why i keep having jrwi angst ideas at like 1:30 am #yarrrr #night tumblr

[camels-pen]

Okay but consider tough… Vampire au Sanuso where Sanji mistakes a bat for Usopp until Usopp comes into the door and Sanji feels extremly stupid. But he keeps the bat around as a little pet anyways and it seems to absolutely HATE Usopp. Like, full on trying to attack him all the time. Sanji promises a pouting Usopp that it’s just overprotective, it’s Apperantly wounded and he was the first one to find it. Usopp just glares at the thing and says something along the lines of „We should throw that disgusting vermin off the ship right now.“

Sanjis expression must have been one of pure terror, because as soon as Usopp sees it he backpedals, says he had a long day and he’s tired and hungry, of course Sanji can keep it if he wants to, he should probably head to sleep anyways. See you tomorrow. And Sanji guesses he really must have been tired, that cold and cruel expression on his face was very unlike the crewmate he has grown so fond of…

In hindsight he supposes this should have been his first clue that something was terribly wrong.

In the Next two weeks the crew starts feeling fainter and fainter and more sickly. Chopper expects it to be some sort of Virus going around but he can’t find any diseases that match the symptoms. Everyone is on edge but Sanji keeps noticing that Usopp… doesn’t act like himself anymore. He rarely joins them at the dinner table and he seems to even forget to take his usual blood dose from Choppers stack unless their doctor explicitly reminds him to. He seems colder to everyone as well. Unhelpful. Meanspirited. Nami worries about Zoro being sick and he basically tells her to stop worrying so much because it’s annoying. Robin mentions reading something in a book about other mythical creatures in the area and he disregards her completly. Her book mysteriously vanishes the next day. Luffy gets so sick he’s out of comissiob for a few days and his reaction is basically non existent. Franky pulls Sanji aside nervously to confess he saw something strange at night and went to tell Usopp, since it hung around his workshop and Usopp didn’t really react at all „Don’t worry about it.“ he said, not even looking up. „Your mind is probably playing tricks on you.“ and Sanji slowly begins to realize that his new pet seems to only hate Usopp this much. That it seems downright protective of all the other strawhats. That it’s a very smart animal, but even smart animals usually don’t look at you like this and you feel like they understand every single word you say. And Sanji realizes that something , SOMETHING is terribly wrong with what he thought of as Usopps until a few days ago.

Tldr: Shapeshifting and probably soulsucking creature wounds Usopp so much he has to stay in bat form (or maybe he gets cursed?) and Batsopp has been desperately trying to warn his crew that someone has taken his place and is planning to drain their life’s out one by one… and also is now realizing that „HOLY COW SANJI LIKES ME TOO? WISH I FOUND THAT OUT UNDER DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES BUT WOW?!!“

ANON THIS IS PURE GOLD OH MY GOD??

The fact that he hears Sanji confess his feelings while he's just hanging out in the galley, probably trying to think up a plan to get Sanji to understand him, is so fucking funny.

Usopp, thinking: Okay, maybe I can grab some paper and write out a message-

Sanji, cooking behind him: You know it's a shame you don't like Usopp; he's a wonderful guy.

Usopp, squeaking to himself: Yeah, I am, but that thing's not me!

Sanji, laughing: Oh don't be like that, he really is great. There's a reason I fell in love with him after all.

Usopp:

Usopp, in much higher pitched squeaking: you fell in WHAT

#ask #answered #vampire usopp #sanuso #one piece #holy fuck i dig this so hard #also KJDHFGD THE FACT THAT HE HEARS SANJI'S CONFESSION OUT OF LEFT FIELD LIKE THAT WHILE TRYING TO PROTECT THEM IS SO GOOD I CANT UNDERSTAT #Usopp: oh god ohhhh my god i have to stay focused i have to get this Thing off the ship but also tehee Sanji likes me~ *blushes* #god dude this is so so good #side note: I also can't get an alternate version of this idea out of my head where Usopp thinks Sanji fell in love with the Creature #Usopp hearing Sanji wax poetic about how much he loves him: FUCK what does that creepy weird Thing have that i dont??? :( #aaaaa this was a great ask anon TYSM for sending it!