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empxsvpernova · 2 years

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" “It was easy not being afraid when dad had us believing that momma and Sean were sick. I watched him put them in the barn like livestock and I didn’t bat an eye.”

“I was naïve.”

Roman’s mouth tugs down at the corners, his dark gaze dropping to the cell floor. It was situations like these where he wasn’t sure what he was supposed to say. Didn’t know if she was needing reassurance or.. agreement. The truth wasn’t a pretty one.. it wasn’t one that would bring her any comfort.

The world wasn’t safe anymore. It didn’t matter that they were fortified within concrete walls, chain links and barbed wire. They’d already lost three of their own despite gaining another. And realistically.. harshly.. Judith was only another mouth to feed, and one far more difficult to. They’d have to continue making supply runs and putting themselves at risk just to get formula, bottles, diapers and whatever else cropped up with the necessities in caring for an infant.

The prison was only safer than house hopping for months on end, outrunning every horde they crossed paths with and trying to conserve ammunition and energy. If any other groups like the one Randall had been running with happened to stumble across it they’d likely have a bigger problem on their hands than the undead piling up against their fences.

They’d want to take it for themselves.

“Ain’t nothin' wrong wit wantin' to believe things gon get better.” He mumbles gently, his gaze lifting again to find her's.

He might’ve been trying to be more hopeful these days too. He could recall how hopeless it felt shortly after L.A. fell and he had to watch Clay and the others all turning on each other, trying to figure out who to blame for shit going wrong. There was no sense of hope to be felt in watching the boys he'd rode with for years all gunning each other down in cold blood once the divide happened.

Until it was eventually down to Mason, Luke and him leaving California and deciding to haul ass to the sticks in hopes the virus had either not hit there yet or at least was more tame. Roman hadn’t held out much for hope after watching the last of his crew get torn apart by biters. He remembered wishing for death to the point it seemed like he was actively seeking it out.. whether by that sense of hopelessness or anger. Wondering why he had to be the one that survived.

There had been no triumph in it.

Every horde he crossed paths with after that, he’d had the thought float around to the forefront of his mind ‘maybe this'll be the one that ends my shit’ only to end up surrounded by decaying corpses. By the time Shane, Andrea and Daryl found him he’d been reduced down to a cornered wild animal more than a human being. It had taken days of rehabilitation for him to get back in his right mind, a large part of that having fallen on Lori and Dale feeling him out and coaxing him into integrating rather than sitting in camp damn near catatonic.. now they were both gone.

Roman sighs and pushes himself from leaning against the doorway to her cell, his combats scuffing the concrete floor as he strides in and sits down on the edge of the bed beside her, a grunt unbecoming of a man at his young age emitting.

“Understand why you feelin' like this.. but you did what you had to do, Mags. Rick.. he ain’t–“

‘Rick ain’t thinkin' too clear.' Shane’s voice echoes in his mind causing pause.

“..he lost his wife, prolly lost his fuckin' mind in the process. He was already bubblin'.. after killin' Shane. An Lori knew both her an’ that baby weren’t gon make it..” he explains, his dark orbs drifting along the pale walls before his head turns to find her gaze. “Had to be done.” He nods at her, his mouth quirking in slight before pressing.

He knew what he was saying probably wasn’t anything that was going to make her feel better about it. But it had been days.. and now Roman understood how she must’ve felt when he’d been distant after what happened the night the farm fell.

“..you ain’t been the same.” His deep baratone says low and evenly, mirroring her words as his dark orbs linger over her. “Wanna give you space.. but I ain’t as patient as you.” He sniffs, his faint amusement fading again almost instantly as he drops his gaze to the bed. His hand reaches over to brush the back of his fingers against her arm gently, her skin soft beneath his touch. “Why don’t ya come on out wit me.. get ya out this bed, get some fresh air.” He mumbles and lifts his gaze in search of her again.

“We get you straightened out maybe you can work on Rick wit me.. Carl needs his dad, kid’s a fucked up mess right now.. an’ Beth can’t be only one lookin' after Judith, girl’s gon get worn out eventually.. got me, Daryl, Tiny an' Carol alternatin' between fence duty an’ the towers but we gotta get that trench dug out by the river too if we wantin' to get runnin’ water an have crops an shit.. Daryl’s gon have to go huntin' soon too..” he starts listing off, only getting more stressed the longer he does so he stops himself. His jaws jut loosely against his cheeks as his gaze shifts on her’s, his expression softening.

“I need you wit me..” he mumbles and shakes his mop head slowly at her. “I can’t do this by myself.. an I got no idea where the fuck Rick's at right now.”

Roman knew he was likely still wandering the halls of that prison, chasing ghosts and going on a massacre against any biter in his path. His location wasn’t in question, his mind was. He hated trying to force Maggie out of her own recovery, but he knew if he didn’t that there was a possibility she’d just wallow in her grief and not be able to get out of it.

He was overwhelmed, but it wasn’t as though he hadn’t had to take over responsibility like this before. He just knew that if she helped him shoulder some of it she wouldn’t have any time to keep replaying the events over and over in her head.

“C'mon.. get up.” He mumbles again and grasps his hand firmly at her hip, gently nudging her to prompt her onto her feet. "*

#rick goes crazy? everyone else stretched thin asf? carl catatonic and maggie depressed? rig: fuck it we ball #i love how every sl we have he's always >:| with everybody but his LI lmaooo softass mfer #not me trying to nudge it in the direction of these two running shit together for a lil bit #rigs always been the one to take matters into his own hands but him and mags playing leader would be a great development on his end #and her too especially leading up to the colony w/ rig being her noble little knight cause he sooo would. bless #otp: { west coast & cowgirl }#{ - *twd - canon divergent* - }#*mags #*rig #i love them your honor #the walking dead #twd #writing tings

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virtue-and-beneviolence · 11 months

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This made me think how much hanma and draken have this funny enemies thing going on so imagine ur pissed at shuji or just sick of him not making a move yet? Y’all act like a couple but this mfer never made it official? Like why is his hand always in the back pocket of ur jeans? Why does this mfer offer u the last bite of his donut? No tell me why tf does he hold ur hand in a crowded place?🤨And when u lowkey joke about oh are u in love with me? And he laughs saying “don’t be silly doll” doll? (I’ll end him I swear) so u flirt with draken and yknow how he hates his guts that’s why u do so to piss him off and I think pissed shuji very sexy tbh wow 🤲🏽👍🏽and the thought of losing u to another man? And that man is bald with a braid? Aw hell naH Shawty he confessing so fast🤭😳

No because making draken the sacrificial goat is killing me lmao. Dw we won't do draken dirty here I've got a work-around.

also massive apologies to you vivi i'm sorry you knew abt this for an inordinate amount of time

Official.

it takes idiots (reader and shuji) many months, jealousy and miscommunication, and some prettiness to finally make it official.

cw: fem!reader, reader loses her temper and shuji is super needy so its a lil more subby!shuji smut, cream pie, unprotected sex (don't recommend, be safe out there), ye idk im gonna go pretend this isn't posted now, peace ✌️ ~2.2k

God but hear me out it starts at a toman party. Shuji and you are acting the way you always do. You're literally in his lap lounging in the corner of the couch. He's playing with the hem of your skirt, flipping the end between his fingers and rubbing the skin of your thigh. You're talking to Yuzuha who's occupying the chaise lounge. You haven't seen her in a while, she's been abroad with hakkai on so many modelling gigs lately. And she totally misreads the situation. She's like, so how is it, finally being together?

At first it's silly, though you have a tinge of want at the end of your words when you joke back with, "Well we've actually been married for three years, we just never found the right time to tell you all."

Yuzuha clocks it as a joke, but not as a sore spot for you. Or maybe she's so shocked and that's why she won't let it go that easily. "Hanma what the hell is wrong with you?"

"Undiagnosed ADHD and probabl-"

You give your friend a we're-going-to-talk-about-this-later look as a baffled Yuzuha cuts him off. "Wha- Hanma god damn it I meant-no- you know what I meant."

He offers a half shrug, "What? M'young."

That's when you excuse yourself blankly to get another drink. The insinuation that Shuji was still playing the field left you a bit numb. He wasn't. You knew that he wasn't because you were with him 90% of his waking hours. Hell you'd platonically (as platonically as you and Shuji ever really were) slept in his bed last night and woke up next to him. The bastard slept with his arms around you and snored in your ear half the night and he has the balls to joke like that? His words stung like a betrayal of the highest degree.

In the kitchen you found Draken looking for a pong partner. Perfect, you decide, a distraction with alcohol built in.

He tells you casually between turns he's fresh off (another) a break up with his on again off again girlfriend and you feel a dark part of you light up and a wicked idea is born.

You throw the pong game. To the point where Draken has to give you pointers. Has to get real close and talk lowly in your ear about how we need you to aim for the left one this time okay? His honeyed baritone sends shivers down your spine and you wonder for a second how much better this scenario would be if it were Shuji in your ear. Shuji's hands on your hip, his thumb dipping below the waist band of your skirt.

You huff a little. Nah fuck him. it's time to put your plan into action. You throw with your usual accuracy. You get the point. Out of the corner of your eye you see a certain skunk striped boy half-fixated on your game.

Showtime, you brain screams.

Excitedly you hop in Draken's grasp, throwing your arms around his neck and revel in his pleased laughter. "You're up again," he says as he puts you down and steps back. You stop him by the wrist, tug him back a little.

"Wait can you help me line it up again?" You bat your lashes a bit, playing at being drunker than you both know you are.

"Sure thing." You feel his warmth and relish in it, stalling and pressing into him. It's a miss, but the tiny peck under your ear he plants feels like a win.

The ball splashes in a cup on your side and you opponent, Kazutora smirks. Draken offers to drink it but you refuse. It's cheap beer. It's rough going down. Draken puts his hand between your shoulders and says that for such a pretty little thing you sure can hold your alcohol. The praise, more than the alcohol, warms your cheeks.

It's the last shot and you make it. You excitedly turn around in Draken's grasp and catch his lips in yours. You never intended for it to be a just celebratory peck, but you pull away, blushing a bit and stuttering apologies to make it appear so. Draken drawls out some praise for his pretty girl that won the game and draws you back in by the small of your neck and pulling the plush of your lower lip between his teeth.

You hear Kazutora cat whistle and know, you just know, it's meant to alert his buddy Shuji. Mentally you apologize to Emma but after she's regaled you and the girls with all the filthy details of the nasty make up sex she and Draken have, somehow you think she won't mind this little show, given that's all it was.

You hope she'll also forgive the two heavy punches Shuji lands on her Kennyboy before Kazutora pulls your next friend back and you can get back between the two again. People are staring, hoping for a fight. Some even boo when Emma whisks Draken away by the collar of his shirt and you try to push Shuji away.

"Fuck him," he spits and looks at you, "you too you little shit," he accuses and pulls you away by the wrist.

God, you're a certified sucker for that crazy look in his eyes. It's the first thing you think when Shuji slams the door of a spare bedroom in Pah Chin's house. You can't help it. There's nothing like Hanma Shuji slipping into his aggressive chaos mode on this earth. His irises glow with his emotion. And, wow was it easy to forget that he had you pressed against the door of this room with all his energy and attention fixed on you.

His fingers were knotted in your hair and you vaguely noted his growl asking you what the FUCK you thought you were doing.

"And who are you to ask that? I'm not yours. We're not together Shuji. Never have been. You're young, still right?" You shoot back

"Tch, that's what this is about?"

Maybe he had you caged against the door but liquid courage had you fighting back. You shove his chest. "Yeah. Yeah that's what this is about. What the fuck right do you have to treat me like I'm yours? You drive me everywhere. You hold my hand. You share your bed. You kiss my forehead. You make me breakfast. You know my secrets. You call me yours. But you can't make it official? What the fuck is up with that?"

With every sentence you've pushed Shuji back till he was perched on the corner of the bed.

"How the fuck is that fair, huh? You want me to be yours Shuji? Then tell me you're fucking mine." It's not a request. It's a demand. An ultimatum. A last chance to be honest with you.

He's looking up at you still as a statue, emotion so unreadable it unnerves you. You know how he wears almost any emotion. He rarely surprises you, and yet...

"I'm yours."

Shuji says it quietly at first like there's a lag between his awareness and speech. You're shocked he's caved so quickly and you stutter out an "Excuse me?"

"I'm yours." He repeats, more confidently. "God I'm so fucking yours." He's dragged you by the hips to straddle his lap and his lips are on yours and you swear you can taste the adrenaline on his tongue.

It's every bit as addicting as you guessed to properly make out with Shuji. You don't know how long you've been sat on him attached in this kiss but when you tug him by the hair to catch your breath and hear him groan at the tension you think you've died and gone to heaven. He's mumbling little "all fuckin yours, baby" up and down your neck and you feel his voice reverberating in your throat.

You grind down on the swell of his hardening dick and smirk a bit, lips ghosting his, "all?"

"All."

He's shimmying out of his pants, when you slide off his lap to kneel on the floor. You're met with a sizeable bulge hidden under tight black fabric and you damn near moan just at the sight of his freed dick springing up to tap his abs when you pull the last offending piece of fabric away. "Shuji you're so fucking beautiful." You say as you brush your fingers over his length carefully. His mouth opens in an amused playful smirk but you're on him immediately, stealing his words by licking a stripe from base to the tip that you pop right in your mouth. His jaw hesitates and then goes slack as you look up at him and take as much of him as possible.

You don't know what you expected but he is not quiet. He's mumbling praise and expletives and he exhales the hottest, breathiest moan you've ever had the pleasure to hear, let alone cause, when his tip hits the back of your throat and you swallow around it. You smile around him and want to giggle but you settle on humming around him. You force his fingers in your hair into a fist telling him to set his pace but he pulls you off instead. He's panting a bit and you feel a pang of pride in your chest.

"Need to fuck you. Need your pussy." He's already clamoring to help you up and discard your skirt. You do him the honor of not remembering his words as needy and stuttered as they were just this one time.

You climb over him to straddle his hips and stroke his cock once, twice, before running the tip along your slit. Rather than taking the tip you pivot your hips and pin his dick to his abs and run your soaking lips along his length. The sensation of his hot head nudging your clit brings you to your elbows, moaning in his ears.

Big hands grip your ass and grind you even harder into his dick. And between the warm stimulation and the nails digging into your skin you're already on the fucking edge, but you'll be damned if the first time you fuck Shuji you don't cum around his cock.

Finally after your relentless teasing you lined up his dick and hovered over him bobbing just enough to tease his tip with the velvety walls of your pussy. Shuji can barely whine a "fuck, doll stop teasing me cant take it," before you've sunk down and taken his cock whole and he's groaning and squeezing your ass, pulling you onto himself with bruising strength. You're suddenly laying on him again, collapsed down to your elbows with the power of your orgasm, while your fluttering walls only spur him on.

The weight of years of fantasies of this moment hit him at once and before you can process it, he's bear hugging you and rolling over to take the lead. Fuck, how could he not? After pining after you for so long, imagining getting to finally fuck you and promising himself that he'd make sure you wanted no one else when he was done with you.

It's endearing, you think, how he mutters as much to you over and over as he makes your pussy his as he fucks you through your high and beyond. You giggle and moan and gasp and think this is exactly how you pictured sex with Shuji to be needy, whiny, unexpected, a little rough.

You can read him so well that when his breath hitches just right, you wrap you legs around his waist, ignoring the stuttered warning of his own impending orgasm. Instead you gripped his hair, pulled his face to yours and breathed, "Gonna make me all fucking yours?" over his lips.

Immediately he pulled away from your kiss, unable to coordinate as he lost his composure and filled you, half locked in place by your legs. Muttered curses and filthy nonsense about how you feel around his is all he can get out until he's spent, finally latching his mouth on your shoulder to give an affectionate bite, not unlike bites you'd exchanged as friends a few hours before. You let him lay on you a minute or so to recover before he pulls back and sits up on his knees to look down at you, at his handiwork.

"Holy shit."

"Yeah," you agreed.

"Why haven't we done that before?"

"Hm...something about you being young?" You tease as he eases out of you.

"Yeah yeah, I get it. We already fucked that issue away," he jokes back and combs his fingers through some minor tangles in your hair, "S'not like I meant it anyway, y'know."

You catch his hand and tug it, wanting to be closer, "You're free to prove that to me any time."

In true Shuji form, he gasps in that goofy performatively dumb way he likes to as he brings his face close to yours for a kiss, "You mean I can do this again?"

#i don't have it in me to tag this #hanma shuji #hanma shuji x reader #hanma shuji smut #hanma shuji x you

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00belle00lovely00 · 2 months

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You got any Hoppy x Kickin headcannons?

YUP. MANY.

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My biggest headcanon is that Kickin would be always going around, thinking he is the best of the best, the coolest of the coolest, and the most radical of all the smiling critters. But, unlike how he treats everyone with his massive ego, he is CONSTANTLY (and rather pathetically) trying to impress Hoppy. Surprisingly, she is completely oblivious to this, even though this has been going on for years now.

Alternative headcanon: literally Judy Hops and Nick Wild

Kickin would probably either try to impress her with terrible flexing or bad pickup lines. And I'm not talking about corny nor cringe pickup lines, literally PATHETIC pickup lines. Like- he would go: Kickin: "Hey Hops! My friend over there thinks you're pretty!" *points over at an empty bench before rushing over there, laying on it with a small pose.* Kickin: "Sup."

Your honour, same energy, same tastes. Soulmates ya'll.

Would definitely share each other's clothes (if they had any).

Hoppy has always been a bleeding heart, a 'people pleaser' if you will, so whenever she gets a wound after playing in a match, she tries to dismiss it as other's worry just because she feels guilty about worrying others about her. BUT KICKIN? OH NO. THAT BOY WOULD BREAK INTO HER HOUSE THE MOMENT HE HEARD THE SLIGHTEST SOUND FROM A PAPER CUT. The irony is that Hoppy would do the SAME EXACT THING for him

While Hoppy and Kickin are both equally sports and rather competitive, Hoppy prefer ball games while Kickin prefers 'skill sports' as he quotes.

HOPPY GIRLBOSS. KICKIN PATHETIC SKATER/SURFER.

PROVE ME WRONG. HOPPY IS NOT ONLY ENERGETIC BUT STRONG ASF, SHE BETTER BE CARRYING THAT MFER OR I SWEAR TO GOD-

You'll know Bobby wouldn't leave Kickin alone for months if she ever got to find out he liked Hoppy. Oh hell nah, she would do GROUP MEETINGS (except without Hoppy) JUST TO TALK ABOUT THEIR NEXT 'DATE'. She is probably the second reason why he is so in denial about it.

Even though Kickin's is the most obvious, Hoppy would have a crush on him as well. Yet wouldn't straight up notice it and thinks it's just a "regular friend to friend feelings".

They are VERY competitive. But surprisingly, in a very friendly way. They would constantly dare each other to do certain things and cheer each other up whenever they won against each other's teams.

"Who would block a bullet for the other?" BOTH OF THESE DUMB DUMBS.

If they ever got married, their honeymoon would be the fuckin moon.

Hollywood rockstar x athletic astronaut. That or BFFs to lovers

Live laugh love Craftycorn and Bobby literally making fan art and fanfiction of their friends.

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(Gosh- first time I've ever done headcanons. This was surprisingly refreshing. IDK if it would be a good idea to even go on AO3 and write something about these two fellas cause I STILL gotta finish that one chapter of my TADC one)

(Actually- let me know what you guys think!)

#kickinchicken #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime 3 #smiling critters #kickinchicken x hoppy hopscotch #headcanon #hoppy hopscotch #poppy playtime hoppy #kickin chicken

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claptrapp · 4 months

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i wish i had the balls to post this on the BL reddit, those mfers on there are ravenous when they don't agree with people

ppl who think she's the pinnacle of annoying and not knowing/acknowledging she's autistic will always agitate me. idc idc

i never understood any person that said that tannis' dialogue in BL3 is written poorly.... when her dialogue flows the same in her side missions of BL2 + i genuinely believe those same ppl forget she's autistic. i really do think the ppl that complain about it don't actually play/pay attention to side missions. i always just headcannon'd her as hyperverbal but that's just me.

#draft #borderlands meme #borderlands patricia tannis #made by me #patricia tannis #borderlands 3 #borderlands 2 #claptrappclassics

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journeytothewest-daily · 5 months

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Hi! This chapter was really fun, and I had some thoughts I'd like to share! I like how time and space are personified, and Wu-k'ung calls everyone "bro"! He's such a cheeky monkey! Second, the Garden of Immortal Peaches. I just read about it in a funny story bu Pu Song-Ling about a hustling street performer called "Stealing Peaches"! I'm glad to see Ming dynasty MFers were all about peach theft. His post-peach clarity is also very cute. He is like a child who can't predict consequences and take responsibility! I fully sympathize with his flight from heaven! As for the battles, it's very DBZ/One Piece with the heavenly what's-it showing up, the mountains shaking, the sky turning black, shockwaves &c., &c.. How long can Wu-k'ung's luck and skill keep him safe?? I suppose when Kannon shows up he'll at least not beat her with his monkey fists, or so I hope! Top chapter, this! I laughed out loud and chuckled lots and lots!

Another thought on Journey. I knew from the afterword to the Norwegian first volume of Dragon Ball (twenty years ago, jeez) that Tripitaka is supposed to be the protagonist, but it's really funny that we've spent so long setting up how strong and clever Sun-Wu'kung is! It's going to be strange seeing him play second fiddle to someone else! Although, maybe I'm being hasty! We'll just have to wait and see! Book club really is best for building suspense!

Hey! Firstly sorry for not publishing your comments earlier, I haven't had the time and I didn't want to do it from my phone in case something went wrong.

I'm glad you thought about Pu Song Ling because I was passing through a bookshop the other day and saw the same book on the window and almost bought it. I jut think it's a nice coincidence.

We've spent so long seeing Wukong do stuff, I think, because we see how he becomes a king, an inmortal, and we'll see his downfall (in today's chapter) and his "resurrection" as a better person, probably, when he joins Tripitaka.

Thank you for continuing to read along :)

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marjoriestotch · 11 months

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MY TOLKIEN BLACK HEADCANONS because I understand him

A lot of people just chalk him up to be "a smart kid" a la kyle or wendy but dont really define it which bothers me. I think Tolkien is only really smart in say mathematics and biology and is more so an athlete than bookish. Mfer can do advanced algebra just fine but dont ask him too many questions about the civil war he just doesnt care okay.

Speaking of Tolkien has not read or seen anything okay his pop culture consumption is bizarre. He doesn't know what a harry potter is he doesn't know what star wars is and everything he knows about lotr has been against his will. He has lived off of direct to dvd disney sequels and whatever esoteric foreign artsy movie his parents are obsessed with in that week to seem so smart and pretentious. He is frankly a little too scared to ask too so he just plays along for the most part and skates by on whatever he knows second hand.

HE LOVES SPIDERS why dont we talk about how he loves spiders. Which just makes me think he LOVES bugs in general he's that kid that has an illustrated encyclopedia on bugs he reads for fun and if given the chance would go on a tangent on any random species if hes sure you wont make fun of him for it. I just know he has a lil terrarium and he would NEVER squish a bug ever in his life and he would be very upset if you did maybe distrust you even. His friends know to send him a pic of a cool bug if they come across one in the wild he loves that.

I don't think Madea is some exception to Tolkien I think he is just a very easily amused boy okay literally anything and everything makes him laugh. Tyler Perry in a dress? Hilarious. Kick a guy in the balls? Hilarious. Whoopie cushions? Puns? Banana peel? HILARIOUS. Its why he and Jimmy get along so well Tolkien is never a dull audience.

AND ON THAT NOTE i think Tolkien watches bad movies on PURPOSE cuz theyre funny in an ironic way alright he loves watching people genuinely try to make a movie and fail at it so spectacularly. Madea is a guilty pleasure tho no doubt about it.

He had a very obnoxiois karate kid phase. Not the movie I mean like he took karate classes and everyone had to know about it. You know the kind I'm talking about.

To keep it sort of brief i believe Tolkien's more of the one who gets his heart broken than be the heartbreaker. Hes very popular and his relationships are wonderful and passionate but they fizzle out fast - and not even necessarily from his end. Everyone says hes a great boyfriend and he always tries so hard but he's never "the one" and I imagine it eventually makes him a little jaded ngl, learn to take everything more casual and expect it to never really last for long. Which of course then ironically makes it a self made issue. Point is is he's the cool guy you like who never seems to care and is so effortless but deep down he cares a lot actually.

I think after the Faith+1 and Wing incidents Tolkien actually keeps his interest in music on the down low. He only plays the bass in private and skips karaoke night. Its just that the embarrassing memories make him cringe way too hard but he does genuinely love it still. You're gonna have to coax it out of him very gently.

I think he's the type to use social media in like little bursts where he joins in on specific trends and posts daily and then just stops within a week or so and a few months later when he comes back online he's surprised at his decent clout and then repeat. Very basic basic tho like selfies and five month old memes and his random opinion on whatevers relevant that may or may not age very poorly.

I don't like to think of Tolkien as the "mom friend" or whatever but I can definitely see his friend group seeking advice from him cuz hes 1) got the most relationship experience and 2) his parents are the most functional of all the parents in their group so they raised him properly to like, yknow, communicate and problem solve and stuff. A wild concept. Him actively mothering everyone tho? Not so sure about that like hes a rich only child where does he learn to take up that kind of role.

He is not above violence, drugs or alcohol LET HIM HAVE FUN for God's sake. He doesn't really smoke tobacco and he drinks socially but he is a stoner and will experiment with anything if the company's right. And obviously he'll only throw a punch if driven to his limit or in defense but my boy likes to witness some mindless violence at the very least.

Idk how to finish this post so I'll just say that Tolkien did in fact not see Black Panther IN FACT i would go so far as to say he is a comics-only truther even. That is all for now.

#tolkien black #staying up thinking about him idk idk #also if you disagree youre wrong basically because i have a doctorate in tolkien black ok

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moregraceful · 8 months

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tell us more about the bus driver brandon belt and pe teacher craw au!! HOW DID THEY MEET? do they call each other brandon or awful cringe nicknames? where did they get hunter?? how annoying/delightful are they to sit next to at baseball games? and when they go to baseball games...what jerseys are they wearing?

and godspeed on the unpacking <3

THANK YOU for this WONDERFUL ASK!!!

Under a cut bc I have terminal can't shut up disease and it's contagious....thoughts and prayers. Also this is SILLY

Craw played NCAA baseball in college...Belt played NCAA volleyball....Craw went to a game with his bro teammates thinking they were going to pick up hot chicks but so tragically for him it was love at first sight when he saw Belt hit the court...who is this goofy looking mfer with a broad smile, he asked the girl sitting next to him and she sighed loudly and said "fuckin Brandon Belt." And Craw simply never looked back. Belt took approximately five seconds longer to come around but only bc he has never considered a relationship with a man, but of course, your soulmate is your soulmate, and who is he to argue with this beautiful man furiously telling him they have to date. Got together in sophomore year and never looked back. Of the two of them Belt is probably the one who had a shot at the Olympics but you don't really make a living on the pro volleyball circuit and once he discovered city buses offered a captive audience, he never looked back.

They call each other Brandon at home bc they think it is funny. They are stupid. Sometimes Craw calls Belt "captain" in bed because he fell out of too many trees as a kid but Belt loves being Captain Brandon. It makes him feel like his home is a boat (he also fell out of too many trees as a kid.) They often default to Crawford and Belt in public like their friends in college called them, but somehow manage to make it unbearably earnest and tender and no one can look at them directly when they do it bc it's TOO LOVELY.

They found Hunter as a kitten in Belt's lunchbox after work eating Belt's leftover ham sandwich. They to this day do not know how Hunter got in there. His name is Hunter Gatherer Crawford on official forms. "He's a good hunter-gatherer," said Belt when they found the tiny feral kitten going nuts on the ham sandwich, so that is his name but they call him Hunter for short. Hunter gets stuck in places a lot, has a strict 9pm bedtime, wakes up the household at 5am, can often be found trying to drink directly out of their mugs of coffee, and is a minor cryptid celebrity on tiktok due to Belt's alien conspiracy rants. He has a modest following on Instagram.

They are BANANAS to sit next to at baseball games bc they know too much about baseball and it shows but their conversations about the game are so unhinged funny and bizarre that anyone who sits next to them is like ...are you guys in stand up?? And they're like, no, stand-up is for chuds we are true appreciators of America's motherfucking pastime!! And since they wear 2010 World Series Travis Ishikawa jerseys to literally every game, people don't argue the point. Like you don't wear a world series Ishikawa jersey at the age of 36 in the year of our Lord 2023 unless you are in extremely too deep (sorry Travis. but really). Anyway depending on how you feel abt ex-NCAA athletes who were good enough that it made them deranged post-college but were not injured enough to make them humble, either they're either extremely annoying or extremely delightful. BUT every time Craw catches a foul ball in the stands, he makes a fan play and hands it to the nearest little kid, especially the little girls who are there under duress so they have something about the game that belongs just to them. (Elementary school P.E. teacher, wants to build confidence in kids feeling like they belong in arenas and ballparks, and ofc coaches girls and co-ed tee ball and is always looking to recruit. His team consistently wins games, and by wins games I mean the score is like Happy to Fun but HIS teams always win the Happy score.)

Thank you for asking!! I cherish these morons 🧡🖤

#sorrellegiance #cage replies #just straight goofin in this one #unfortunate birdcage fanfictions

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surr3al1sm · 13 days

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I’ve been hanging out with my best friend today and I just wanna share comments he made during two songs.

I was playing Beggin’ while they watched (because he needed a break) and this is where it started:

- No sane person would dress like that (referring to Cygnus outfit)

- Taking the time to play with the dog too (I kicked away Ollie’s (his dog) ball bc homie was getting a little too close for comfort)

- Now he’s going to cry himself to sleep (after the song ended)

From the moment I opened Just Dance 2022 so we could do some unlimited songs this mfer started SIMPING for the Traveler. Like he was down bad. It was insane.

#pookiecore #if you thought I was bad: this mans worse #he absolutely ate on the songs he joined tho #jd #just dance #just dance 2024 #just dance 2023 edition

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cryptofadventure · 10 months

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new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

Nintendo is a bunch of pussies and deserved to be dragged for the fact they won't bring back the F-Zero franchise. Like, they say 'oh its hard to restore the brand when so many people like Mario Kart' but bro...I can think of so many ways to revive this shit from small to large. Here's a EASY way to garner attention to F-Zero. Listen closely--

PORT F-ZERO GX TO THE SWITCH

Bro, so many people are learning of old games like Banjo Kazooie just through virtual console. HELL THEY PORTED PIKMIN 1 AND 2 FOR THE PIKMIN 4 GAME!!!! There's no reason to do Capt. Falcon dirty like this.

There's a ton of people that just have shelves of racing games and it's not all just fucking Mario Kart (my boyfriend has so many of them I can't even count bro) so reviving F-Zerio wouldn't be so hard ESPECIALLY since it plays SO MUCH DIFFERENT from Mario Kart. Instead of relying solely on stats and luck with items and some skill, F-zero will force you to learn the track, carefully select a character and have them adapt to a cup or have a certain character for whatever cup you choose and you gotta rely on your wit and split second choices because if your ass don't know the lay out????? Youre flying the fuck off and DYING you will see your character crash and BURN violently and that goes hard as fuck. Speed is THE game here; your memory of the track gotta be second nature to guide you as you speed through that mfer.

And to add on the aesthetics of being far future with comic book esque heroes, villians, weirdos, aliens, assassians, AND LITERAL CAR SATAN is metal as FUCK. If you don't think that goes hard pls exit and head over to Weenie Hut Jrs.

But since it was developed by old Sega and Activision before they lost their competitive nerve we will probably never get anything like it again...(Or another good Monkey Ball, Space Channel 5, Jet Set Radio, etc etc...)

TD;LR: Nintendo is cowards bring back F-Zero I'm sorry Mario Kart is a classic but NOTHING makes your blood pump like a clutch ass race in F-Zero GX.

#ooc #bro I paid $72 for a new copy of this on the gamecube #my oldest sister got it for $20 before influencers decided to artifically hike up the price of old games >:(

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OK ALRIGHT so i Kind Of Maybe.. Cursed Him And His Friend Out. IN MY DEFENSE!!!! he was being annoying TO ME AND MY FRIEND!! Would pick my friend over any guy. so like he accidentally hit me first w a ball he was playing with i didn't say anything but my friend was like u hit her one more time I HAD TO HOLD HER BACK AND BE LIKE GIRL CALM DOWN AND THE BALL HE WAS PLAYING W HIT ME AGAIN?? AND I JUST WENT OVER AND WENT BOY IF U DONT WATCH WHERE UR STUPID BALL IS GOING IM GONNA KILL U IN UR SLEEP😭😭 Then the ball hit my friend and she grabbed me and starting running towards him i had no idea what was going on so i was like WHAT HAPPENED?? anyways i think i ruined my chances with that but yk what i don’t really care CAUSE THIS FUCKER IS DATING HIS GF AGAIN. But yk what its okay theres somebody else I slightly like(i like lots of ppl LMFAOO)

but like main reason i got HIT BY THE BALL which Also gotta mention at one moment it hit my BOOB?? that hurt so bad was because - this is all over the place but me and my friends were walking around and theres some drama including him & his friend so we went to like Yk confront him?? MAN RAN AWAY😖😖 with the biggest smile on his face !? Idk if he likes me or not but i feel bad for his gf even though she’s annoying asf! then he came back to play w balls and ignored my friend i wanted to tackle him tbh that pendejo

alright moving on so i cursed his friend out bc well he was annoying my other friend bc theres some drama going on w her parents and her bf and this ugly ass bitch said "I smell *her bfs name* dick" LIKE WTFFF??? and all her and her bf have done is kiss. I felt so bad but he kept on going until i just went "Yo bro shut up you might think ur funny but ur really fucking not so just do us a favor and stop eating shit my god” i remember it word for word I felt so sexy bc like slay and also i managed to say something in spanish without forgetting anything but after that my crush just looked at me like 😳 IT WAS SO FUNNY But anywho his friend was staring at my ass like wtf and mind u this his friends a pervert like one moment he went "oye mami u look good” i almost slapped him but i just glared at him and then walked off

but then after my friend took my waterbottle and went to some other table AND ONE OF MY OTHER FRIENDS WHO I FIGHT(jokingly ofc) W ON THE DAILY BASIS DRANK OUT OF IT W HIS SWEATY ASS YK HOW QUICK I WALKED OVER??? Man was like "OKAY YO WAIT LETS TALK THIS OUT LETS TALK THIS OUT" he’s scared of me😍😍

this was all over the place but yass my weekly update👍👍 ill tell u about the other guy i like once i hang out w him more i barely talk to him although we literally grew up together

GURL... BITCH DROP THAT MFER HE CONFUSING AS HELL wkdoqnd ALSO HAS A GF?????? AND HES SWNDING FLORTY LOOKS AT YOU AND STFU W THAT "ayo mami u look good" SHIT LMFAO THAYS SO CRINGE IM DORRY. i HATE boys who talk like that 😭😭😭 thalise holy shit I agree this is so all over the place but wth GO AND PERSUE SOMEONE LESS CONFUSING FOR MY OWN SANITY PLEASE

#thaliese🌺#@: thaliese #mirais asks⚜#[besties!] (*≧з≦)

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bearpillowmonster · 2 days

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Yeah so we're not even going to the dessert shop I think now because my body won't let me, I don't even feel like sitting down I'm in all this pain. Had to be today and these mfers stressing me out ain't helping none. Stupid butt with all its issues, smh. Now I have to wait a whole f*cking week to actually do anything for my birthday and that's if my body cooperates.

"Things aren't the way they were before. You wouldn't even recognize me anymore. Not that you knew me back then but it all comes back to me in the end, kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart. What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time I tried so hard."

I ended up getting better around 4:30 which was already too late to do anything. My grandma said she was coming over but never did so I asked about it and then she calls not but a few minutes later and my mom has me choosing whether she should come over or I should go over there. I don't care, why do I have to be the one to make these menial decisions, I'd understand if you wanted me to have the liberty but something like that doesn't matter, whatever preference you have.

Then apparently my comments about the cat earlier made my dad mad? Like- I know you just want to use it as an excuse to get yourself something or consider it her birthday present but sheesh louieesh, now I'm the bad guy on my birthday and my mom's the bad guy now too because she actually listened for once and didn't get it (yet). Why all this drama?

My seven year old brother is actually really sweet sometimes and yesterday at the last minute he came up with something to get me and woke up crying because it wasn't here on time but it did get here and it's a little Sonic Prime blind box inside the crystal, it's actually really cool and I didn't expect it because I actually got him one of them for Easter. My grandma ended up getting me a few shirts, this Tron popup book, some resin balls and a Samus figure (all but the shirts were asked for) so overall pretty cool, I just wish I could've done what I planned today before work tomorrow. I try to take my lumps and look for these little things, sitting with my brother playing Jenga and making him macaroni and cheese for starters.

My sister is more worried about her boyfriend than anybody else so she came with me to my grandmas but stayed outside the whole time? She literally stalks his snapchat location, it's not healthy but I understand that's her generational culture as well as her age.

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And looking lik this all th whil i cant fucking get up from the sams place because you is always giving weapons to dstroy me and then think you have a lot to say tp inspire mw to be lat this EVEN RICH PEOPLE KILLED THEMSELVES OR DIED DEPRESSWD BECAUSE OF THIS!! IMAGINE IF THY WAS AT A GUTYO WHERE EVEYBODY WAS PUT IN HERE BECAUSE WE WAS FASXIST (FRAMED!!!!! WE FOUGHT FOR BLACK RIGHT AT THE 2ND WORLD WAR AND YALL HIDDING THIS LIKE VAMPIRE MFERS!! WE EVEN HAD TO PAY A DEPT TO GERMANY BECAUSE WE CONTRIBUTED TO JEWISH DEATHS SUPPOSEDLY... PAYED FOR FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHTS AND FORGOTTEN IN GUETTOS) WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT? HUH? YOU DON WANT TO YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY WITY OUR FUTEBOL BALLS RIGHT NIGGAS???

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About the newest Champion Villain AU, you asked about which organization would Hau join since there is both Team Skull and The Aether Foundation. I think him joining the Aether Foundation would make more sense if we go with the direction that he wants people to respect him

The Aether Foundation is a front for Lusamine’s ultimate goal of opening a portal to Ultra Space. While they are a Pokémon sanctuary, they also conduct experiments on Pokémon and even cloned a Pokémon which they named Type: null. And if I remember correctly then in the first game when Hau and the player first meet Lusamine, an ultra beast nicknamed UB-01 appears though a portal before quickly leaving

Now think of Hau, a boy who wanted to be respected by others but was laughed at for being a child who was “trying to hard”. Almost the same reason as Iris. But seeing the powerful Pokémon appear in front of him, he knew at that moment that he needed to get his hands on one of them. He’ll prove he’s better than staying in his grandfathers shadow by showing all of Alola how strong he truly is

Lusamine accepts his deal, his strength in exchange for letting him capture an ultra beast. She honestly only accepted because he’s close to the player and Lillie, the latter who stole “Nebby” from her. And Nebby is needed to even open the portals in the first place. She was just going to discard of Hau once she finally got Nebby from Lillie

But luckily for Hau, people tend to underestimate children. And Hau’s team is no pushover, even without an Ultra Beast

(Also I know he isn’t champion yet at this point, but imagine if instead of Kukui being the final challenge, it’s Hau. And he wins the title for Alolas Champion with the help of the Ultra Beast he caught)

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Oughghghbhfjxhd there's just smth abt Hau playing all dumb and such when he's not to trick people and I fucking love it ncncnc

Like he's friends w Lillie and such ofc, but despite that he never told her abt Lusamine and her own plans bc it's ruin his and he won't get that cool and strong Pokémon he just saw

Oughfjxsn Hau also double crossing Lusamine?? Or when he sees Lusamine w Nihilego and helping Selene stop her, he also wanted to help Selene hunt down the other Ultra Beasts just so he can have one for himself. And ofc, Selene let him help, it's better than to just do it on her own. The two of them went on their ways, and just chmdnd idk idk but like, the thought of Hau having Guzzlord is dope hahaha

Idk smth smth symbolism of being gluttonous, an insatiable hunger for not only food but power.

Like cbdmdn can you imagine this tiny boy as acting champion, down to his last Pokémon, and he pulls out a Beast Ball, calling out the pkmn within, letting out this huge ass mfer of a pkmn, it's thunderous cry was heard in all corners of Alola, and he smiles at the challenger, smiles at his friend, and just "let's make this a fun battle, Selene!"

And ofc Selene's fucking vibing, no wonder, no fucking wonder, Hau insisted on keeping that one. Guzzlord may not have the best attacking power of the rest of the Ultra Beasts, but it's sure as hell tanky as shit, even w the quad weakness to Fairy. Selene only has one pkmn left, and while she has no problems losing, there's smth abt the glint in Hau's eyes that made her determined to try, that she should ateast put up a fight, that she must win. So she calls out her Primarina, she has faith she can win this fight, they've battle the other Ultra Beasts, and they've won. But,, unlike before, Guzzlord now has a trainer, a very skilled and strong trainer, a battling prodigy, and she knows better than to underestimate Hau.

#oh this is exciting i got two asks for this au hahaha #also #sorry this ones a bit short bc i really dont know much abt sm/usum fhmdnd #but the thought of hau having guzzlord is a good mental image for me tho ngl hahaha #like idk theres just smth abt it ig hahah #imagine how soft they are too like the moment Hau got Guzzlord he have em some malasadas and thats how they bond hahaha #but also #hau becoming more of a threat tho #and halas there talking hau in just giving selene guzzlord #but it left a bitter taste in hau's tongue #bc why would his grandfather trust his friend more than him??#and ough your honour cbdmfbdn #villain champions au #an ask and an answer #jerseyk112

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