Just found out Miguel O'Hara is in fact a Geneticist instead of an Astrophysicist.
And I-
'Prodigy level' 😭😭 girl kiss my ass that means nothing
Honestly that's like that girl on TikTok who started digging a tunnel system under her suburban home only to reveal months later that she is in fact a computer engineer rather than an architectural one
but she still thinks that she's qualified to excavate tons of rock from the stone under her house despite the fact that things keep going wrong and said mine is literally filling with water at a rapid pace
Do you know that girl?
Kinda like how Miguel thinks that because he made himself genetically Spiderman he now understands all of the laws of the universe and can prove String Theory even though things keep going wrong and anamolies keep happening
This y'all leader?? You expect me to believe this mfer is educated in magnetohydrodynamics? That man can't tell an astropartical from a cosmic ray are you kidding me
but he's like no... My calculations.. the little glowing lesbian (affectionate) in my watch told me this one black kid in brooklyn broke the universe so it MUST be true also I am very smart
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I love how the excuses the staff came out to have episodes without Spencer as MGG was not around went from "he is taking care of his mom" to "he is literally too traumatized to work a few months straight so the fbi forces him to take a sabbatical before he kills someone"
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nothing more tragically hilarious than kaito excitedly taking shinichi out to a surprise date only for it to be at tropical land
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y'know what, it's fucking funny that henry said "just casual" but he's over there kissing alex like he's been starved for years, flying the FUCK out of london just to see alex in texas, telling his fucking sister about alex, going on dates, writing absolutely romantic poems in his emails, spending together in paris, THEN says "i think we should make love" that night. who the fuck were you fucking fooling, hrh prince henry of little shit. your fine idiot ass thinking alex wouldn't love you back after pulling all that shit??? i'm still laughing my ass off what the fuck
swimming away while your crush is confessing his love to you definitely was NOT COOL I'M SORRY I LAUGH OVER THAT SHIT HASUAHDJAKDISHSDODSODJWNSK
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can we just acknowledge how funny it is that the person playing Ken in Barbie (2023) is named Ryan??
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the opening ceremony for the vegas gp is so unserious the drivers literally all look like they want to die
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"tony out here growing alphas like potted plants" - @casualavocados as I badly explain Pit Babe
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fnati jake looking at the toons on the first night:
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i want more category of this relationship. daisuke 'wow i hope nobody saw that' + person who not only saw that but also jots it down
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i was in the comment section of an Instagram reel Abt Abigail and someone in it said,
"Then he [Hannibal] murdered her to get revenge on his cheating cop lover 😭😭" and I swear to god that is the funniest way to describe Will. Hannibals Cheating Cop Lover™
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if a college au called campus campus doesn't already exist I'm gonna eat a rock
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[laszlo voice] autism be damned, my boy can entertain a crowd of bloodthirsty bastards
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36. Title your WIP like an article headline!
WIP asks!
I hope I understand this right because I'm going to treat it as a joke:
Jedi Knight Has Custody Battle With Darth Vader
- As Long As There's Light
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EVERYONE GO WATCH LEO RIGHT NOW
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@fangaminghell this is just how it's gonna be huh
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I feel the need to share my current ringtone right now because I'm laughing too hard that most people don't do this.
The intro is my ringtone, but this is genuinely one of the funniest videos I have ever laid eyes on, so watch the whole thing for fun
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