#Please stop leaving me these messages.

[discalmnected]

so we have to ignore public tweets and other displayed behaviour from shitty people? they’re public, how is that not my place? why is someone not allowed to say “hey guy in a band, your girlfriend is being awful online, you might wanna check how that translates to their offline life, aka your relationship with them” ???

This got long here's the tldr: fans have no place commenting on the guys' personal lives because we don't actually know them. Brandy isn't nearly as problematic as people are making them out to be and fans have been looking for reasons to hate them, largely because of racism and misogyny. We're all human and deserve to be able to make mistakes and grow from them.

I'm going to main tag this because I'm tired of getting messages like this, apologies if you try to avoid discourse I promise I won't make a habit of this.

There's a lot wrong with your reasoning here: first, you don't know either of them, or anyone in the band personally and you're not their pr team so it's not your place to give critiques on their relationship or image. The 5sos guys and their team know how they want to be perceived by the public more than fans do. Now if one of the guys does something problematic then by all means call them out, but if you're operating on guilt by association then you must have a problem with everyone in public eye since I guarantee nearly every celebrity/influencer is friends with someone "problematic".

Second: You're overestimating how much your opinion matters to the guys. Calum made a point in their most recent Zach Sang interview that the band is coexisting with their personal lives instead of running it, so why would he break up with someone he clearly loves to appease some fans? The guys have never made personal decisions based on the fan's demands, so why would they start now? I've been a fan since 2014 and the current treatment of Brandy is exactly the same as Crystal in 2017 and Michael clearly didn't break up with her. This is the first time Calum has gone public with a relationship so he must believe that she's the one. No amount of hate or criticism is going to make them break up, the only thing you're going to accomplish is hurting their mental health and driving both of them, and probably the band as a whole, further off social media.

Third: Much of the backlash she's getting now is fueled by racism and misogyny. All of the guys and their partners have done/said something problematic but for some reason people only care about Brandy. The amount of people slut shaming them because she was sex worker is absurd and embarrassing. I was on her tiktok back when there were only rumors of them dating and so many people claimed she had "Arzaylea vibes" when they only thing they have in common is their ethnicity. I've seen fans say they don't like Brandy because she looks like Arz, which is blatantly racist and also not true. People are also claiming she's "rubbing their relationship in" by posting pictures at Calum's house and wearing is clothes. This is absurd and implies that most fans wants to date Calum. Why do people celebrate Sierra, Crystal, and Margaret posting about the guys but demonize Brandy? Not to mention the blatant misogyny in believing that she's only dating Calum for attention. I really thought we moved past the "woman bad and attention whore" behavior. If you want to hold Brandy accountable for the things you feel they've done wrong then you better take that same energy to the rest of the band.

Fourth: Brandy isn't as problematic as people like to claim she is. The "lesbophobic" thing she tweeted was that, in her own experience, both men and lesbians invalidated her sexuality in the same way. While it might be ignorant to compare men and lesbians, nothing about that statement is lesbophobic. She also already apologized years ago for tweeting it. The backlash she's gotten for talking about her experiences as a bisexual woman is honestly biphobic but nobody seems to care about that. People were outraged she taught Calum the word "slore", but they later clarified that Calum only used it to refer to himself. Why does it matter what they call themselves/each other as long as they aren't slut shaming other women? What right do we as fans have to police their vocabulary, as long as they aren't being racist/homophobic/etc? It's absurd to accuse a former sex worker of slut shaming when there are multiple posts on their various social media accounts celebrating women and encouraging them to act however they want without feeling shame. The only thing they've tweeted that warrants backlash is "war is dickriding behavior" about the Ukraine and Russia war. People were absolutely correct in calling her out for this, it's insensitive and borderline joking about the situation. However, "dickriding" is slang for awful behavior and she apologized for tweeting it. I'm not defending the tweet, but the fact that fans are using it to justify hating her proves that they were looking for reasons to hate. If we condemned people for making one mistake then there would be no one left. We should be allowed to make mistakes, learn from them, and grow as people.

Finally: If you don't like the content on my blog then feel free to block me. I don't usually main tag posts that are intentionally controversial. This blog is meant to be a place to celebrate the guys and I choose to also post about their partners, there's plenty of other people who only post about the guys if that's the content you prefer. There's also a plethora of "drama" accounts you can find to rant about the guys and their partners if you want. Chances are I won't change my opinion, so you, and anyone else for that matter, are wasting your time sending messages like this.

#5sos #5 seconds of summer #calum hood #almondmilkhunni #brandy schwechler #This is probably the only time I'll respond to a message like this #Please stop leaving me these messages.

[stormyoceans]

I might have shed a tear or two (i full on sobbed)

SCREAMING SHAKING CRYING THROWING UP SPINNING COUNTERCLOCKWISE ON THE FLOOR BARKING BITING WAILING WEEPING HOWLING AT THE MOON THE WAY I'VE BEEN IN MEETINGS ALL DAY AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I FINALLY CHECK MY PHONE IM DEAD IM DYING I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE ALIVE IM ASCENDING ONTO A HIGHER SPHERE OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS IM EMOTIONALLY SPIRITUALLY AND METAPHYSICALLY ON A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL OF EXISTENCE IM LOSING MY MIND MY SANITY MY GRASP ON REALITY IM RIDING THE HYPE TRAIN STRAIGHT TO BREAKDOWNVILLE IM ABOUT TO PARTAKE IN ACTS OF FEMALE HYSTERIA TO COPE

THE TENDERNESS THE PLAYFULNESS THE INTIMACY THE ADORATION THE JOY THE LOVE THERE IS LITERALLY NO SEQUENCE OF WORDS I COULD PUT TOGETHER TO DESCRIBE HOW INSANE THIS IS MAKING ME FEEL IM JUST SO DEEPLY FUCKED IN THE HEAD ABOUT IT THE ORDERLIES ARE ALREADY AT MY DOOR TRYING TO DRAG ME INTO A PADDED ROOM IF THIS WERE THE 19th CENTURY DOCTORS WOULD HAVE ME ON SOME HEROIN TONIC BY NOW

WHEN MY TIME COMES CARVE THIS PICTURE INTO MY SOUL AND PUT IT ON MY TOMBSTONE

#MONICA.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE SCREAM #[SCREAMS] #SORRY BUT I GENUINELY DO NOT KNOW ON WHAT LEVEL OF REALITY IM SUPPOSED TO OPERATE RN #IM SHAKING SO BADLY IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I WEREN'T LOCKED IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM AND AT RISK OF PROJECTILE VOMITING ALL-OVER MY COWORKERS #HEAR ME OUT: LAST TWILIGHT TRAILER DROPPING TOMORROW BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND THR WAIT ANYMKRE #last twilight the series #morkday #m: ask #hsfavoriteworlds

[wyvernwinding]

it's finals week can people not leave well enough alone i am trying to study not get bogged down in stupid useless friend drama that i tried to remove myself from a literal year ago

#genuinely screaming ugh ugh ugh i have better stuff to do than this!!! #friend sent a message to my partner condemning his attempt to make a safe place for himself and his friends because it was “exclusionary” #and “otherwise not fair.” he shows me this message #and i am very hurt by the things friend said about me and the person that makes me uncomfortable. friend messages me to offer to talk #and i leave her on read. friend reiterates that she is sorry and i say i'll speak to her after finals are over. #and now gf of uncomfortable guy just messaged my partner to ask to talk???? #because “i've heard that there are people that want to make things a bit messy” ?? #can you please! stop!! trying to stop people from setting boundaries! and then blaming me because the boundaries i set are ones you don't #like!!! this is so so stupid! i have exams to study for and classes to pass!!!can you not wait a damn week before you go and make my life #miserable with all your stupid questions because you don't know when to leave things be!! good god. i'm so fucking tired. #vent #mufie.txt

[toytulini]

abolish voicemails

#toy txt post #not even joking. worst possible method of communication in existence #i have a note in my fucking medical chart. its bright red. it says please communicate via the hospital portal app messages #bc my phone service is shit and i cannot fucking understand u! u sound underwater! stop CALLING ME #so what does every simgle scheduler and provider do of couree when they need to reach me welm you see of course they FUCKING CALL ME! #and always when im asleep! and always fucking. 'hi toy! this is [ADBJAGRKYAUVELWHURGZKBQUVKRGSUVDKSUVWKSVURGSKEBUEVKFBUW] call us back at #[number i wont remember] thanks bye! #LITERALLY WHY. STOP CALLING ME AND DEFINITELY STOP LEAVING ME VOICEMAILS EVERY TIME!!!!! #THIS IS WASTING ALL OF OUR TIME. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FASTER? SEND ME A MESSAGE AND BE LIKE THESE ARE THE FIRST AVAILABLE APPOINTMENT #DATES/TIMES. DO ANY OF THESE WORK? AND I WILL MESSAGE BACK AND TELL YOU. AND IF YOU HAVE ALREADY FILLED THAT ONE YOU CAN MESSAGE ME ANOTHER #IT WOULD BE FASTER AND EASIER FOR YOU AND ME BOTH #YOU COULD PROBABLY EVEN MULTITASK IT #SEND ME AN EMAIL AND NOT JUST ONE WITH 'HI WE CALLED PLEASE CALL US BACK!' #BUT HONESTLY EVEN THAT WOULD BE BETTER THAN TAKING UP SPACE IN MY VOICEMAIL BOX THAT I DO NOT CHECK! #IM FINDING EVERY PERSON INVOLVED WITH THE INVENTION OF THE TELEPHONE AND KILLING THEM

[the-casbah-way]

How should I very politely tell someone I know online that I don't care about every aspect of their life and like I come online just to get a break from the real word .

Like I've met them some time ago now online sure but still I'm here to be silly not a therapist and I want to tell them but I'm afraid I'd hurt their feelings.

Any suggestions? Thnkx

im really not the best person to ask this to because i am an aries and autistic and have a personality disorder so if someone is bothering me i either tell them very bluntly and directly to go away or ignore them forever LMAO you don't owe anyone a reply and as long as you're polite and respectful then how they react to you setting a boundary is not your responsibility

#literally just tell them what you said. “im not really in a position to answer this and i came on here to relax and be silly sorry” #or just lie and say youre busy. the great thing abt the internet is you can just ignore people and run away <3 #and also like by entertaining something you know you have no interest in youre wasting your own time but also theirs #let them go find someone on here who DOES want to have their entire life story dumped into their inbox im sure theyre out there somewhere #sometimes being silly means u have to tell some harsh truths. for example please leave me alone and stop messaging me im too silly for this #but also let this be a lesson to anyone who messages me. like unless i explicitly tell you to go away then it means i like messaging you :3 #anyway im sorry if this made no sense or is like The Wrong Answer i really do not do well with human interaction its kind of My Whole Thing

[scuddish]

i would like to be able to open this site one day and NOT see gif-makers getting hate. especially the ones who have clearly put in the fucking work to learn everything there is about gifs as far as like sharpening, colorizing, & overlays. if people keep criticizing and insulting gif-makers creations then all that’s going to be left one day are the bandwagoners who gif a show the second it comes out and then the tags will be dead otherwise. just be grateful and nice, damn.

#like i barely ever color anything and overlays give me a headache please STOP making my favorite gif-makers leave bc you're mean #anon hate is always towards the most creative ppl too :( #the giffing hate is hitting the kind artists who have literally created generations of gif-makers bc they make tutorials & accepted asks #watching an entire community of ppl constantly be on edge about their work and the meaning behind it and the messages they receive isn't fun #scuddish.txt #don't even get me started on when a gif-maker who gifs no longer popular media gets hate i swear i will throw HANDS

[zourried]

.

#get a life #get a fucking hobby #get your own fucking friends #you are just pathetic af and seeking for attention #istg #making something that was supposed to be ‘fun’ and a fucking joke into this unbearable mess #what the fuck are you doing with your miserable life??? istg #leave ME and MY friends alone jesus #go ‘heal’ from whatever I fucking did to you by only REPLYING TO some good messages #istg people are ridiculous #WHAT THE FUCK #now being fucking nice is a fucking crime #jfc GET A JOB. GET A HOBBY. GET FUCKING FUCKED AND MOVE ON. #stop projecting your sick fantasies onto me #this shit? tumblr? and meeting people you share interests with should BE FUN #not a pain the fucking ass #I SWEAR TO GOD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!! #please god #never EVER answer a fucking message that doest come from a mutual #istfg #dont even ask why #just take my fucking advice #people are just delusional

[little-leaf-man]

Evon Gnashblade really perfected junk mail huh

#‘did you know there a limited time black lion-‘ YES I DO PLEASE LEAVE ALONE #STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES

[strawberries-are-my-life]

Not gonna lie, I love making uquizes, and it's really nice seeing people also enjoying them, but those boxes for people to write in? Y'all write some really unhinged shit.

#i mean some people leave really nice messages #but other people say they've just doxxed me #or that they hate me #it's like brugh #who the hell even are you??? #i don't mind vents #they're fine #i get it #but yeah #please stop leaving threats on people's uquizes #it's so weird #uquiz #threats #doxxing

[ilikebirdsouo]

Things were fine.

#duck vents #why did that happen why did this have to happen why did you have to send me that last fucking message- #you are upset as am I. I just want this to stop I want to stop fighting. Please… #I want to heal. Yet somehow you keep fucking breaking me. #I know you won’t see this. But do as I’ve asked and leave me alone. #I know you probably hate me and that’s fine. But I don’t and I don’t see you as the one to blame. Stop assuming I do. #stop assuming what I think. I wish you could just ask and stop just assuming things- because I would answer. #I would tell you my intentions… but you assume… #that’s what hurts me so much. That you’d assume such… such things about me even though I never said them myself. #i just… #I feel… betrayed. #you aren’t the villain. But you sure as hell aint the hero either. We are both to blame. So let me rest and leave me alone #Stop assuming how I feel. All of you.

[neverendingford]

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#tag talk #they're putting me on mood stabilizers cause they don't want me to kill god 😔 #I'll see how I feel. I get to decide whether it works for me or not of course. feeling manic is fun but maybe not ideal #very hard to get things done when I can't slow down enough to do them. also hyperactivity fucks up my stomach so bad. #I've been listening to my insane-mood playlist for the past week which is way longer than usual #if it were only a day or so I wouldn't have said anything but it's been a while so it's significant enough to bring up #I just found out this morning I have to put in for refills myself which I was like oops cause I'm almost out #but I'm getting them refilled before I leave today. all except the estradiol cause I need Dr authorization for that so I need to see #see if I need to schedule a follow up to get that refilled or if I can just message her and request that refill #also I need a follow up to check my hormone levels they just didn't schedule me a follow up at all so I need that done #thanks tumblr for teaching me what I need to know about hrt so I can make sure my medical professionals do their jobs right #I still need to call about dental and ice needed to since November but eh. I've been brushing and flossing to put off the dentist #I think I'll do that today hopefully. it's on my list to do so we'll see if I get to it or not. #it's nice that I can put in for my refills though. my last place just refilled automatically and I told my Dr to stop prescribing trazadone #but she just kept prescribing it for my sleep even though it fucked up my sleep so I stopped taking it #but I kept picking it up cause I didn't know I could just not pick it up and get it sent back but I ended up with five bottles #and was like bro please stop giving this to me. so it's nice that I can control my refills myself #plus I got told to take my adhd meds twice a day but I'm a lightweight so I only take it once a day so I don't need a refill of that yet #the proper term for lightweight is “sensitive to medication” but let's face it I'm sensitive in general lmao #blah blah. feeling great today will prolly go home and work out to rid myself of this god-killing energy then shower then make phone calls

[chuluoyi]

✎ wedding anniversary

- gojo satoru x reader

seven years of dating, two years of wedded bliss, and gojo is having his greatest existential crisis yet... all because this year, you apparently have forgotten the most important day of your lives

genre: 18+ suggestive content—minors do not interact!—heavy smut, fingering, cunnilingus, p in v sex, slight breeding kink, crack, drunk, lovesick and possessive gojo (nanami is so very done with him), also fluff !!

note: back to chu's thirsting hour :') based on a fellow gojo fucker's very helpful brainrot (chiyo if you see this, hii!😗) pls give it some love bc this has gone through not showing up in the tags 5x already *sobs*

a part of gojo's love entries

series masterlist | oneshot masterlist

To this day, it was still beyond Nanami why you, his very sensible former classmate, would have Gojo Satoru as your husband.

“She... doesn't—hic!—care about m-me... anymore!”

But well, to each their own.

“Gojo—”

“Today is our—hic!—anniversary!”

This is exhausting. It had been 30 minutes ever since the blindfolded shithead started rambling his sorrows. “She is probably just busy, you don't have to—”

“I r-really thought—hic!—she would at least n-not forget it l-like that!”

“Please, stop this nonse—”

Satoru snapped his head so swiftly that Nanami was startled, pointing out an accusatory finger at his face. “You stop!—you don't understand, Nanami!”

The said man flinched, taken aback, before feeling the surge of irritation coursing through his veins.

Sure, Nanami would gladly admit that he didn't understand. He neither had the time nor energy to. It was beyond him that he was even entertaining this blubbering idiot at this time of the day, in a bar no less. How did he get roped into this in the first place?

Actually, he had minus interest in your marital affairs, but Gojo was latching onto him all day, rambling about how excited he was for this day for weeks now, until you gave him a call, saying you would be home late and disregarded his very open anticipation. You broke his heart to pieces, apparently.

Amidst his heartbroken musings, Gojo followed him to his frequented bar, where he proceeded to down multiple glasses without any supervision.

“Am I really t-that lousy? Can’t be it… I’m s-strong, d-dashing… rich—”

Nanami released a guttural sigh, messaging his temples. How could this idiot have no shame while spouting all of this?

“Will s-she… divorce me next…?” he abruptly blurted, eyes widening as saucers and full of clarity all of a sudden. Satoru firmly tugged at his suit and forced him to face him. “Nanamin…! S-she won’t divorce me, r-right?!”

Oh, to hell with it. Nanami couldn’t take this anymore. He was done and he had no patience to tolerate it any longer.

He shrugged him off, and pulled out his phone to dial your number. “Hello? Please, come pick your husband. He’s a public nuisance!”

In fact, you didn’t forget your anniversary.

How could you? Satoru made it his point to drop hints about it almost every day, and you actually struggled to be indifferent about it because you also had things planned out.

A present—already taken care of thanks to your mail order of Rolex’s newest collection watch, and a treat—a two-tier mochi cake he had been staring at with literal stars in his eyes on your last date.

Which has become the problem. The bakery had mishandled your delivery and you had to wait for them to remake it. It was 8pm already and you couldn't help but worry. Satoru must be feeling utterly despondent by now, thinking you had forgotten a day that meant so much for both of you.

And so when you got a call from Nanami, you dropped everything to get him and told the bakery to arrange for the delivery tomorrow, because you knew... nothing good ever came out of Satoru getting drunk.

"I missed youuuu~! Dearest, darling— my universe!"

To Satoru, the everything around him was a blur of lights and hiccups when you came to retrieve him. Nanami was so eager to wash his hands off him, leaving you with a pointed grimace as if pitying you.

. . .

"A-are you going to—hic!—leave m-me?" Satoru slurred for the nth time now, stumbling inside your house with you propping him.

"For the last time, no, but I'm tempted to," you hissed, throwing him a glare. Your husband was a very unpleasant drunk because he wasn't even a drinker in the first place. "Satoru—walk properly!"

You managed to get him into your bedroom, where Satoru flopped onto the bed, dissolving into groans. You exhaled deeply and plucked the buttons of his shirt open, trying to get him change into his sleepwear.

"Ah... haaah," suddenly he caught your hand and placed it on his bare chest, his eyes blazing into yours, rambling, "Sweetheart—please. I c-can't live without you now... I'm sorry—I'm sorry for anything, or everything, I don't even know but—please don't hate me—"

"Satoru..." Your eyes widened slightly in surprise. Why was he this spooked? "I'm not leaving you, okay?"

"I promise you, I'll do better—" his voice was watery, as if his throat was clogged up. "I'll be better..." His voice then reduced into a whisper. The alcohol had stripped away his facade, leaving his raw emotions exposed.

Something inside you lurched. Throughout the nine years you have been with him, Gojo Satoru was always irritatingly self-assured, and so seeing him like this— so openly fragile, it did more than just churn your insides; it made you realize the depth of his feelings.

In that moment, you knew your reassurance meant everything.

"I'm not going anywhere, yeah?" you placed your other hand over his, offering him a genuine, soft smile. “Satoru, I’ve put up with your ass for more than nine years. So…” you shifted your eyes away, suddenly feeling embarrassed, before looking at him again. “I'm here... for you, always.”

His grip on your hand loosened slightly, but the intensity in his gaze didn't wane, and you would've laughed when he hiccupped next if you weren't feeling the overwhelming warmth in your chest.

But oh you wouldn't have expected it, because one heartbeat later, he yanked you down to the bed— crashing his lips against yours.

“Mmmph!”

He tangled his nimble fingers on your hair, and his other hand slipped inside your blouse, unclasping your bra in one flick. You let out a gasp, "Satoru—! "

Before you could even gasp, in the next second, he flipped you over— seizing your puffy lips once more. His hands now moved with more urgency, squeezing your breasts rather roughly, flicking your nipples with the pads on his thumbs.

And soon, far sooner than you thought...

"Who else gets to see you like this?" Satoru inquired darkly after you were naked under him, his voice low and deep. He was no longer that stupid husband of yours, rather the wanton man of your nightly wonders.

Without warning, he slid one of his fingers into your folds, probing your walls, and a gasp escaped you as you arched your back, throwing your head back on the sheets.

"No— one," your voice came in a breathless moan, still reeling. "H-how can y-you ask me—" Stretching you out even further, he entered another finger and you wailed, "Mmgh!"

He had always loved the sounds you made and how you were so pretty squirming under him like this. And before you knew it, his face was inches from your cunt, blowing hot air into your sensitive flesh.

"Tell me, who is the only person who gets to see you like this?"

Your eyes rolled back, words died on your tongue as his skilled tongue ran down on your drenched pussy. You instinctively tried to close your legs around his head, but he firmly held them apart.

"You." Panting, your mind racing to form coherent thoughts. You managed to mutter, "Only you... No one else—hah—just y-you...!"

He suckled on your clit hungrily then, rewarding you for your honesty. Squelching noises echoed around your marital bed as your arousal pooled around his fingers— you being so incredibly, irrevocably close to your release.

"Haaah, ngh—mmph!—Satoru, I'm a-about to—!" but then, in one cruel twist, he withdrew his digits, and your pussy throbbed at the loss.

You muffled your whines, feeling betrayed and irritable. "What—why—!?"

"Don't think that I'll let you cum anywhere else but my cock," he stated gallantly with an unusually stern expression, blue eyes narrowing as he assessed your wetness. Right in front of your eyes, his cock sprung after he let it out of his pants.

"Soon, you'll feel me..." Your eyes shamelessly followed his long length as he placed it on your lower belly. "...there."

Everything about him using that taunting tone turned you on, and true to his words, he soon slid himself inside you. He let out a low grunt at the feeling of how your walls clenching around him and you whined, the pain of being stretched making you almost sob.

"Shit, hold still," Satoru groaned, pushing down on your belly. "You're so tight— relax for me a bit, sweetheart? You're doing so, so fucking well."

His words went through you, and you could feel yourself opening more to ease his intrusion. Next thing you knew, he was buried deep inside you, and his gaze met you once again.

"Are you okay?" he asked between breaths, voice softening. When you nodded in response, he planted a kiss on your chest.

"I love you," he said in a rasp, eyes piercing your soul. "I’ll give you anything. My body, heart, soul—you can have it all. In return, you just have to promise one thing." His eyes, now clearer, deprived of the earlier haze, boring straight into you like an arrow.

"Don't ever leave me."

"I won't," you replied resolutely, catching your breath. Your own eyes shone with your love for him, making it even. "For as long as I live, it's going to always be you."

Satoru gazed at you as if you were his skies and stars, and before he started pounding into you, he vowed—

"Then I'm yours."

And soon, you were a nothing more than a frenzy, hot mess. You couldn’t help the nasty moans flying out of your lips as he kept barreling into you. His grunts reverberated throughout the room, rutting you through your hazed mind.

And the way he was whispering provocations into your ear, pushing you further into ecstasy at the mere thought of—

"What if... I get you pregnant this time?" A thrust. "Just imagine—" Another. "My wife, all round—" Another. "—just because I—am doing this to her—!"

You were barely registering his rambles at this point. Your walls clenching around his girth impossibly tight and you let him claim you as his thoroughly, your legs locking around his waist.

"Ah—ngh, mmrgh! Satoru—more!"

This wasn't you, the usual you wouldn't be this daring— but even you'll be more than forgiven tonight.

Satoru's jaw tightened at the sheer pleasure you brought him, his ego stroked, and his heavenly eyes darkened as you begged and dug your nails into him. He was so close, he could feel it. Your moans was enough to lead him to cum right here and there.

But before that, he was determined to show you, to whom you truly belong.

“My wife.” He growled. A thrust.

“Mine.” You gasped. Harder.

“All mine.” Deeper.

"Yes," you cried. "Yours— all yours, so please—!"

And three deep thrusts later, Satoru finally busted his load inside you, spurts after spurts painting your wall white— filling you up so hard it was spilling out. And your orgasm followed in immediate effect along with your hitched screams of pleasure, before the two of you collapsed on each other, a mix of groans and sweat, entwined in cum, bliss and exhaustion.

"Love you, sweetheart," you heard him murmuring in your ears, enveloping you in a warm embrace as you drifted into sleep.

Next morning, you were awoken to soft hums in your ears.

"Oh, the sleeping beauty awakens." The first sight you saw was Satoru's cheeky grin, and him pecking you on the lips. "How are you?"

"Mmm..." you winced, feeling the slight twinge between your legs. He noticed it and gently untangled himself from you, fingers tracing your waist. "Don't move around too much, you're going to bother my little swimmers, you know."

It took you a few seconds to realize what he meant and you glared at him. "You horny weirdo. I just woke up."

“Heh heh heh~ Don't take it too seriously! I was just trying to get you to smile.” He pinched your cheeks and then mused, “Well, I'd actually be surprised if we made it last night...”

"You're not funny," you retorted. You had been feeling weird and that was when you saw it.

The dazzling, massive diamond ring. On your finger. Wait, is that Graff's Tribal Collection?

"Satoru..." you mumbled, lifting your hand in shock, your eyes fixed on the piece that likely cost more than your monthly wage. "You..."

"Do you like it?" his smile was so easy and light, adoring the sight of you. You were so adorable, marveling at the little gift he got you.

"What do you mean—" you stuttered, turning to him. "Are you crazy?! I can't wear something this expensive—!"

"But that's exactly my point. It's a gift, meant to spoil my wife."

"You are mad," warmth flooded your cheeks, your heart fluttering with joy. You were unbelievably giddy because your husband really knew the way to your heart, yet you'd be damned if you let the excitement show in front of him.

He raised an eyebrow, his expression souring, and with a mocking tone, he accused you, "Actually, you're the one who's gone mad. I can't believe you forgot our anniversary!"

"I didn't, you dummy. I was out picking up your favorite mochi cake before you got yourself wasted." You turned away from him, shyly. "And I got a gift for you too."

"Oh? Oooh! Really!? What is it?!"

He was back to his silly self again, and you could only shake your head, wondering how the sex god from last night and this fool was the same person.

Yet, you felt nothing but love. Your heart couldn't help but melt for him when you saw that carefree grin.

And you couldn't be more grateful to the stars for bringing him into your life.

. . .

Oh, and little did you know that his little swimmers also made the goal last night— as three weeks later, you found yourself clutching the first of your pregnancy tests, which was showing a positive.

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[holysanctum]

this is the last thing i wanna say about this whole thing. please stop sending me stuff in my inbox. i don't want to be involved, i'm sorry about what happened to you but please stop bringing me into it. i do not know you nor the situation at hand. i just want to be left alone!

#please leave me alone. #closing my inbox temporarily so they can't message me anymore. #edit: PLEASE STOP MAKING ALT ACCOUNTS TO CONTACT ME !

[ridingthatd]

𝐣𝐣𝐤 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠

choso, nanami, toji, itadori, etc...

contains: fem!reader, rough sex, teasing, dirty talk, multiple positions, masturbation, sub! , squirting, cumming through pants, etc...

choso kamo:

choso who would already be panting. out breath as you place a small kiss on his lips, his eyes hazily looking at you begging for more of your heated touches that causes his cock to stiffen in his pants. giving a full outline of his huge twitching cock that was resting on his thighs almost reaching his knees. it drives you mad how innocent his eyes were staring at your lips, wanting more, innocently not knowing what to do while he holds such a weapon between his legs.

"yes baby just like this open your mouth for me" you warm breath fan against his wet puffy lips- red from how long you have spent sucking on them, biting them between your teeth. choso stare at your lips hungrily as he slowly parts his lips, waiting for your next move. his breath hitch as you close the distance between you again- but this time something warm and wet slides through his lips, entering his mouth.

his eyes rolls at the sensation, at the same time you roll your tongue against his. sloppily sucking his tongue into your mouth. mixing your spit with his. it's your turn to gasp as choso whimpers before he shoves his whole body weight into yours. drool slips past your lips, and choso doesn't hesitate as he licks it up with his tongue before he slips his tongue back in. messily stroking his tongue against yours.

he looked like a dog in heat, his spit was everywhere mixing with yours. he was devouring your mouth like you just gave him his favorite treat. you moan into his mouth as you feel him rotting his fat cock against your thighs, before you feel his cock twitching and a warm wet liquid spurt into the fabric of his pants.

choso was whining into your lips, but he doesn't stop suckling. not even when his body trembls against yours from the sudden orgasm.

nanami kento:

nanami roughly place you on his lap as you make your way toward his desk. seductively yet teasingly swaying your hips. you knew these past few days nanami has been pant up because of work so you're here to make him feel better. you can feel how greedy he was from the way his large hands were rooming every inch of your body, sliding under the dress you were wearing and gripping your perky ass under your panties.

he places his nose in the crock of your neck. inhaling your scent in causing him to growl lowly. you can already feel his hard cock against your thighs. throbbing as you gently run your fingers through his blonde locks. messaging his sculp and placing kissing now and then. nanami finally raise his head from your neck and hungrily stare at you, wanting nothing more then to devour you right here.

"fuck i want to eat your wet pussy baby" he grumbles against your lips, as his fingers make their way to your cunt. his whole palm surrounding it. "can you please let me eat it?" he breathsly mutters, before he capture your lips in to his, groaning at the taste of you. he's been craving to have you like this. to feel your body heat on his.

it all seems to overwhelm him. your wet tongue messily sliding against his. your drool leaving your lips and landing on his. your thighs grinding against his leaking cock. your hot breath mixing with his. it all seems to set him off. because the next thing you knew.

nanami breaks off the kiss, throwing his head back against his chair. whimpering as you feel his cock throb, his fingers digging in into your thighs. your eyes trail down his pants. a growing wet spot now visible on it. he looks up at you, panting and speechless, confused expression on his face because this has never happened to him and he didn’t even know it was possible.

toji fushiguru:

"did ya miss me?" toji whispers into the shell of your ear, taking your lobe between his teeth to suckle on. you whimper had his gut tightening in arousal. a sigh escaped your lips as you gave him more access to kiss down your jaw and neck.

"mhm, it was lonely without you," a shiver crawls up your spine at toji's big hands caressing you. he licks up your neck, feeling a familiar bulge at your backside.

"I had to listen to you play with that sweet cunt through im not gonna wait no more" he grunts into your ear. back in that motel he had stroked his cock alongside your moans, filling his ears with the sounds of your wet pussy. you were so needy and slutty that night, whining filth into the phone while he was cities away.

toji roughly grabs your face and slam his lips into yours not giving you any time to complain. he growls into your mouth as you gently start suckling on his tongue, he breaks off the kiss leaving a string of spit connecting both of your tongues.

his body shakes heatness filling every inch of him. he couldn't help the whine that left him as his sensitive cock start twitching against his boxer. his balls swollen ready to empty any moment.

you stare at him confused as he hides his flushed face into your neck. "fuck baby the things that you do to me" he mutters waiting for his cock to calm down after the embarrassing orgasm he had.

itadori yuji:

itadori never did this before. of course he had a lot of heated moment with you inside your bed of his bed. but he never did anything outside. in public to be more specific. because your cute little boyfriend can't handle such thing, you would give him an innocent kiss on his neck and his cock would already be ragging ready to fuck you.

you would press your lips against his ear wanting to whisper something to him in class and he would already be biting on his lips holding back in a whimper as your warm breath tickles his sensitive ear. and the list goes on, something as simple as holding his hand in public would have him flushed and whinning about going back to your dorm for him to have your sweet pussy against him.

and today wasn't any difference. you were at your boyfriend basketball match. trying to support him and hype him up. and of course after the match he wins you sneak into his changing room to give him a little gift and congrats him.

but as soon as you enter his locker, itadori was all over you. pinning you against the locker just to shove his tongue directly into your mouth. luckily it was just you and him. the room was filled with the sloppy sounds that you're kissing made. it seems to turn you on because you found yourself placing your hand on his visible hard on.

but as soon as your hand make connect with his cock through the fabric of his shorts. itadori trembles. and you feel something squirting against the fabric. but that doesn't stop itadori from grabbing both of your thighs and holding your weight up.

walking over to the bench where he lays down and place your pussy directly on his face after all he needed some water after playing basketball.

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