#SHE AINT GOOD AT IT but shes also Really Good At It

[moeblob]

Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute

(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)

#my characters #oops i fell in love #I just think its really funny how i view so many of the cast as either the only child or #somehow still the only child but with twin cousins that he grew up with somewhat like siblings but is older than them #and then THESE TWO LOSERS (beloveds) are definitely younger siblings #there is no way Karen developed her personality without the help of older brothers #there is also a very funny and agonizing thing where she is super single cause she can't view a guy as more than a brother #she meets an asshole and is like wow just getting huge brother vibes from him wtf #and meets the nicest man possible and is like HOW IS HE ALSO LIKE A BROTHER I WILL NEVER LOVE ROMANTICALLY #and she has all of the guy friends and its very clear if they were interested she has long since friendzoned them #but its fine because they all are also convinced that shes exactly what it would be like to have a brother #so its fine its all good no one really agonizes over not romancing her and she just as a found family in everyone #hi my name is salmon and you may recall my feheroes experience where i want to give a certain male all of the siblings #the sibling adopter extraordinaire ? yeah thats basically karen now that i think about it #you know one time at work at my first job there was a girl who had a crush on a guy and we all worked the same shift a lot #and one day she was whining because he was so friendly to me and he looks at the girl straight faced and says #ITS BROS BEFORE HOES aint that right and im like uh huh sure thats exactly right #and later i told him i really wanted to know where she went wrong because i had a crush on him in school until he opened his mouth #and hes like yeah sucks to wanna date me you made the right choice #and i just ..... will never forget that weird guy #he saw me in a hoodie once and goes NO WAY I HAVE THE SAME ONE and then makes sure he brings it in next time we work together to prove it #he was like an annoying younger brother to me and i thought it was very funny that apparently i too am a sibling to him #i might be adopted and i might be biased but i think everyone could use an adopted sibling that they dont live with #thats a special bond ok im just sayin #also sorry its so late tonight i had some uhhhhhh problems haha

[perfunctory-satisfaction]

when taylor said i was tame i was gentle till the circus life made me mean! when taylor said dont you worry folks we took out all her teeth!! when taylor said WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME!!! WHEN TAYLOR SAID WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!!

#taylor swift #taylornation #tw taylor swift #please just save your ''she writes like a 5 year old 🤓👆'' comments for someone who gives a flying fuck because it aint me #we are lovers here if you wanna hate make your own post #okay but that one post thats like ' ''the asylum where they raised me'' girl you mean the christmas tree farm' nvnvndnkdjek #yeah thats funny #also 'we declared charlie puth should be a bigger artist' like girl what. what are you talking about lmfao #this is my post i can larp as a hater if i want to #the tortured poets department #ts tpd #whos afraid of little old me #bangerrrr i was like mildly iffy on it at first but its hands down one of my favs at this moment #also florida!!! #another banger indeed #ive been listening to the first half of the album cause my gf wants to listen to the second half together since we did with the first half #and theyre pretty much all bangers imo #just listen to the tortured poets department okay its really good

[zerothisnero]

Shout out to the girl in my physical science class who looked at me in sheer discust and fear as I explained to her that it's common to eat deer, quail, frog, and gator down here in Flordia. God bless your little New Yorker heart

#but yea #She was mostly disgusted with the fact that I enjoy deer meat #trust me you aint lived until you've tried fried deer meat #best thing ever #also gator tail is rlly good #frog legs just taste like chicken #...needless to say that girl said i got some issues #and shes right #but like its really good trust #nero blabbing

[flowerygarrland]

Im spending my birthday watching a shit ton a movies with my sibling, literally could not ask for anything better hehe

#FUN TIMESS #also i finally got to watch barbie IM DEAD AUGHH PAIN #theres a part that really got me and it got me GOOD #anyway my mom made me a rainbow birthday cake and i feel like thst video where that one bitch is like 'BEE WHOO YOUU AREE' #she still uses my deadname and wrong pronouns but bro if that aint progress

[vomitpukey]

Ok but honestly I hard-core headcannon hudson fnaf as an age regressor he uses that to cope with his trauma and it helps him a lot and I may or may not have an au I'm cooking up involving Springtrap becoming his caregiver👉👈

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #what we found #what we found fnaf #fazbear frights #hudson foster #hudson fnaf #fnaf hudson #healthy coping mechanisms #yay #au basically goes springtrap does the same shit hallucination wise as in wwf but then after hudson pees himself it reminds spring of cc #from fnaf 4 and bros parenting skills finally come in handy #springy aint william afton here #im meshing together my highly outdated pre-sl version of events with what we found lmfao #tempted to have spring n hudson run away together so i dont have to force myself to write the rest of the wwf crew #but also like idk i feel like itd be good to challenge myself to write em #but even then barry and duane wouldnt be there bc army and aughh #id rather die then write faith and hudson akwardness #you cant convince me hudson has moved on from her yet and it would be agony to write istg #faith wants to be friends shes chill tho and cool #hudson kinda. doesnt really simp for her per say and doesnt hit on her or anything bc this isnt in the flesh lmfao #and he respects the fact shes with barry yes but idk leftover feelings hitting him like a truck

[mx-paint]

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#some of the anti atla and atla critical people *really* need to check themselves #going on racist and anti buddhist rants bc the native girl got with a monk and not the moody awkward teen is WILD #the anti azula pro zuko and anti zuko pro azula kids are also the same people in different fonts #you can tell how theyd treat victims irl too just by how they talk about them #and the guise of hating the mlm fans and ships (and the wlw ones too for that matter) bc yours isnt canon either is a weird thing to do #also the treatment of saying that a canonical characteristic is fanon bc you want a kid to be a hot moody boy and not autistic is WEIRD #get a fucking grip #also saying that a full nation deserved to outright DIE is weird af #calling buddhist cultist bc you couldnt understand the context and outright quotes from the show saying otherwise is weird af #good god these people are so fucking stupid its unreal #and other people that act the same are the zu/tara and zu/kka kids #the new 'shipping war' literally started bc more people were shipping two boys instaed of a girl and boy (NEITHER WHICH ARR CANON #and they get mad and quote the same shit verbatim #and then make zuko someone completely fucking different but in different ways #same with katara if shes not bitchy then shes a victim who needs help (but not by aang or sokka or toph or suki or-) and cant do anything : #this aint even a claim that atla doesnt have faults yall just worry about the wrong things that dont matter #also the fact yall dont know what orientalism is nor when or how to talk about it #coming back bc of the tyzula fic that was heavy anti zuko by claiming that the comic that had the most inaccuracies of them all #was 'heavuly implied' to include him TRYING TO RAPE AND MURDER HIS SISTER BY MAKING HER MUTE #yeah. yeah. #how many people that were calling it canon was concerning but since this seems like a untagged ooc and reverse role fic (w azula joining) #im just going to ignore it #babes. youre writing a fic. #just SAY this is canon divergence and role reversal #no need to lie and say its canon when it isnt 🙄 #coming back AGAIN to say that calling one issue of comic trash bc it checks the character you like #but saying the other one (read: the previous tags about the tyzula fic) canonical bc it demonizes the one you dont #(and has the most inaccuracies of all of the comics to boot) #youre making it VERY CLEAR its not about 'keeping it canon' or consistent but instead keeping what YOU want as your only fact #once again youre focusing on the wrong things

[scopophobia-polaris]

oh I figured it was true in your comic I didn't know it was a trope for people to make it not true that's awesome, but I'm really excited to see what you make of it (I love world building and fucked up ethereal entities)

Oh yeah it's a newer trope I've been watching pop up in fic and it's really cool!!!!

And like, I wanna say it I wanna say it so bad it's probably obvious if you read anything I say about OoT Zelda but like? That may just be me knowing what it IS

#i mean it aint the best reveal but some people dont like...spoilers and i kinda wanna keep this one to myself tbh #mostly because it.....may be controversial to the hylia is always morally good and can never have thoughts or feelings that doesnt #put her in the same corner as jesus is #idk man its a little scary and i think hylia can be a good person and also do some really fucked up things that can and will affect her #thousands of years later if she doesnt LEARN FROM THEM #oh the chracter arc i wish i could write for my ultimate girlboss girlfail poor little meow meow hylia 😭😢🥺

[snekdood]

everyone who says they hate rap is required to listen to this song first

#fave #music #mood #its not all about pussy money weed #listen closely to the lyrics in rap music #rather than dismissing all rap just say you think that particular rapper sucks yaknow #but also you gotta appreciate pmw rap a bit too- that was one of the points in contrapoints' opulence video that everyone glazed over #bc god forbid she not know the internet wants buck angel to shit and die #(which btw is a really good video if you can get past your blinding rage for buck angel and listen to the rest of the 40 min video) #it why even though the majority of wiz khalifas rap is pretty uhm. shallow. to say the least- #in amber ice he has a line that goes like 'we aint even supposed to be living near this people' as in WHITE people. #its about flaunting that which you are denied by a society that oppresses you #ARE YOU GETTING IT? DO YOU GET IT YET???????????? #im literally frothing over here tryna make ppl understand #which is why btw its weird when white ppl make songs like that about 'having more money than u' about themselves or make a whole song like #that. like becky you're not revolutionary at all. you're a rich white girl. oooooo so different and unique. #rap music about money is usually like 'fuck you i can do that shit too' not JUST about the flaunt bb girl #*glares at ariana grande* #ariana- YOU'RE the exact type of person rappers are pitting themselves against. flaunting your money isnt cool or different or anything #you're not revolutionary in your music at all. you're just a rich white person being open about how above everyone you think you are #thats the difference between white rappers like ariana and black rappers- white rappers rap about their money to flaunt how above everyone #they are. black rappers flaunt their money to show how above rich white people they can be #you're not proving you can do it too you're being a privileged asshole lmao #the difference between rich white rappers and old money is that rich white rappers are actually being open about how they think they're #superior than everyone #like ok becky we get you embrace being a white supremacist colonizer and no one can tell you to stop 🙄😒

[widevibratobitch]

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#coming to tumblr for the first time in three days just to bitch because i feel like shit <333 #sorry if i havent responded to your message i will as soon as i get a grip but rn im just too busy #both with uni and with crying because a friend said a mean thing to me lol #and because im tired of this new friendship already and tired of hearing this girl talking how great she is lol #am i jealous? fuck yeah i am. #and it's not like she's mean like straight up. cause like. #when i say im really considering quitting and dropping out she tries to encourage me ig #but then she follows it up with 'ofc *I* never had a problem with this and that because it always just came naturally to me teehee #but yknow. dont give up uwu' #and she keeps sending me recordings of her singing to tell her how good she is and always tells me how her teacher praises her #and like. its cool. like i get it that its a nice feeling when you do something well and wanna share that joy with a friend #but idk. i just think its kinda. well not mean but a litt #*a little tone deaf? when ive just been telling her that im in a Bad Place rn and my voice isnt working as it should #and my pianist is bullying me and i end up crying on almost every lesson #and she hits me with a 'damn that sucks fuck that pianist dont give up tho <3 #now do you wanna listen to me sing bel raggio lusinghier like a pro and my professor telling me i am sublime?' #also when i tell her that im sorry that im not very social and i just cannot stay and chat cause im having a horrible day today #and really dont feel well and she's like 'yeah i havent noticed anything you're always like that... *side eye*' in a way that suggests #im a horrible friend cause im not talking with her enough and yet again im disappointing her (aint that familiar lol) #i just. idk. the last two-three weeks have been absolutely horrible to me. i cant get out of bed i havent done a single colorful make up #in so long ive basically forgotten how to do that. and i loved doing fun make up looks that make people tell me i look like a clown. #but i just dont have the energy to do anything more than put on a random tshirt and spray dry shampoo on my unwashed hair #i dont even wear my rings anymore. ive stopped caring about being the pinkest slayest queerest looking bitch in the room cause i just. cant #and even some casual friend of mine asked me yesterday if im okay cause they can see something is Not Right. but SHE not only doesnt notice #anything. i have a feeling she feels like im disappoing and neglecting her because i cant be bothered to text with her 24/7 #like idk. maybe its just my imagination but i barely even feel like an actual person. more like just a homunculus made to trail after her #and listen to her bragging about how pretty/talented/unbothered she is #oh and also for her to keep dissing m/ozart lol like idk why it hurts me so bad but then ig its not that unusual to feel shitty #when someone keeps talking shit about something you really love and are passionate about and making you feel like an idiot #because you like it. because its stupid and boring and you're a simpleton for enjoying it instead of liking sth more 'ambitious'

[vaugarde]

i dont hate alain over the kalos league bc tbh i dont really care all that much about it since in hindsight ash has now won the literal world championship, and i think the unova league loss was easily far worse in themes, narrative, and tone while ash vs alain is at least a good spectacle even if (from what i remember and what ive seen thus far) the setup is messy as hell, and its not as funny as tobias so i dont really think about it

but man these episodes really have not endeared me to him

#its not that hes like an AWFUL character i dont think thats true #i just think hes nothing #hes a really boring character that does admittedly have a good premise for a character in both narrative and the side goal of advertisement #but i dont really feel much tension bc i dont buy his bond w any character besides lysandre #why does he have beef with sycamore?? is that even explained or is he just an edgy guy #hes also not really all that endearing w mairin when all he does is snap abt how annoying she is and also that time he abandoned her in anot #another region. which tbh the specials were so boring i only just registered today that he left mairin in hoenn alone #w no way to get back to her home region. steven had to fly her there #i dont buy him being like ‘’oh i must protect her smile’’ when theyve barely had any genuine moments #hes just kinda designed to be cool edgy eyecandy without much substance #and it sucks bc i really wanted the specials to endear me to him #but no. he really is just that boring and contrived #ill have to wait til the team flare arc again bc i know these aspects shine their best in that arc #but man before that he aint doing it for me at all #echoed voice #pokeani lb

[nashvillethotchicken]

Imma be real, if normal was my son we wouldnt be hanging with them people no more cus you not gon treat my son like shit and expect him to get over it

#dndads spoilers #normal oak swallows garcia #they treat my baby like shit its crazy #dndads s2 #linc literally kicked scary out his house for killing tony and now she aint gotta apologize? #the switch up is crazy ngl #literally no hate to matt or anything i love the direction the characters are going but im telling you rn #linc aint shit. we been knew scary wasnt shit. taylor dont even know normal exists #hermie be calling him a backup plan like dont nobody want my boy 😤 😒 #and i know theyre teens and all that like i get why they fighting but at the same time #as someone who is on the otherside of one of those types of relationships rn... linc is not being a good friend to normal #and i do really wanna see where this goes cus this has been seeded for like 30 episodes now its crazy how good this show is #like they all acting they asses off so that's never the issue #i just dont think linc has a concept of what being a good friends actually entails outside of taylor and scary #also the parents are super to blame as well cus they should have been stepped in #i know its because anthony literally forgot they were there but... #someone needs to go up for normal and its gon be me i guess

[noisy-weasel]

You know how in Shakespeare's route it ends with your character like just refusing to let vlad kill him? This scenario but the mc isn't dating anyone and literally just feels so strongly against vlads careless throwing away of life that they'll sacrifice themselves to let whoever is being attacked get away, and as they're bleeding out and on the verge of death vlad offers to make them a vampire and recruits them because he's mesmerized by mc's unconditional love of human life

#ikemen vampire #look i just strongly believe humans are in their souls mostly good #and tjat my mc would definitely sacrifice themselves to save another person regardless of if shes romantically interested or not #and i also think vlad would see that their interwsts align even if theyre not exactly the same #in my non super canon of this idea as mc is dying also has a long winded speech abt this which really hits vlad and him and mc become more #equals in the alliance than leader/follwer (as he obvs is with faust charles) #completely regardles of if vlad+mc are in a relationship or not #this idea been in my head for days now #soooo hopelessly optimistic of mc to believe no sacrifice is needed (causs lets be honest if nukes were dropped i mean SOME worldleaders at #least have to be killed i feel) but pretty on brand with how dating sims mcs tend to be #and sorry i gebuinely irl very strongly believe in the goodness of ppl and recklessly killing ppl fpr no reason aint right #imo in the 'do you sacrifice a few to save the many' prompt i think thats a big NO #bc thats how they defend hiroshima and nagasaki which were literally just evil acts #and vlad dont get that

[the-acid-pear]

Okay I'm home now and i can fully and freely type. Anyway mild spoilers for into the spiderverse i guess?

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Anyway uh. Yeah it... It was a tiny bit of a disappointment. It didn't do it for me at all. I feel like this movie is more of an art exhibit and i mean that as a fucking insult. Like sure the animation fucks my ears are ringing and my head aches horribly (that's on me for thinking i can be autistic and watch this on theaters) but like, the story man? It just so much (DEROGATORY).

It commits the sin a lot of spiderman movies make and that is that it bit more than it could chew. Not because they're bad at handling a complex story, but because they tried to juggle like 5 at once. And that never fucking works (my ear is still ringing and it hurts I'm in pain rn -_+ just wanted y'all to know)

Like it introduced SO FUCKING MUCH and it all was cool yeah! Just like electro was cool, and Harry, and Gwen, and captain Stacy. You know what in trying to fucking say? There's only so much you can do in 2 hours and you can just throw all you have all at once at the viewer because all you'll do is leave them disappointed wanting for more of that.

I feel like a baby. They show me this cool thing but nuh uh! Enough of that! Here's this new cool thing! But nuh uh! Enough of that- and so on. Like there were so many cool characters and ideas and concepts and shit but it could barely balance it all. YOU KNOW HOW BAD I WANTED TO SEE MORE OF THE SPOT?! HE BARELY WAS HERE!

It's like, you cannot fucking make a whole movie as the introduction to your next movie. That just sucks. You're setting yourself up for failure.

Like I'm just so upset bc it was full of amaizing things but it didn't fucking deliver in any of them!!!! And God don't get me started on the references. I think this was one of the worst ways to fill your movie with references. Like at least let me fucking process what I'm seeing if you are gonna waste so much time here, but also just... Don't make it so fucking blatant.

Like man i... This was a very experimental spiderman movie which i appreciate in a way but... It's not what I was expecting. To me, personally, it was disappointing. And also not designed at ALL to watch on cinemas. I think that last bit is just a fact.

I'm just kinda sad man. Like i loved Miles and Gwen's drama and i loved Miguel but I also wanted to see more of, you know, THE WHOLE FUCKING NEW CAST AND THE NEW FUCKING VILLAIN THEY INTRODUCED BUT SHOWED ONLY FOR LIKE 2-3 SEGMENTS MAX???????

LIKE HANDS ON HEAD EMOJI WHAT WERE THEY DOINGGGGG 😭😭😭😭

#luly talks #im sorry to the people who loved this movie i am so upset #on funnier news i found the spot is called la mancha in spanish which is funny bc mancha is what we call a common kids game #in fact i remember that the english name for that is tag we call that mancha #LA mancha #btw i did love Miles' mom having more of the spotlight it was like a little treat for us latinos fr #also. the amount of cop stuff was a bit too much. i wouldn't call it pro cop like some idiot i saw the other day but it. like. hm. y'know? #like this movie feels like an art project something you'd see the fans do and if they did you'd allow the imperfections #but it was made by an studio and there were expectatives in the table like it. it just doesn't stand on its own at all #I WANTED MORE OF PAV AND HOBBIE MAN. I FUCKING DID. HOBBIE ESP I HAVE A CRUSH ON EM #they/them too right? didnt really hear it well but I'm sure i heard em be called they #i will say tho i loved the pear shaped spiderwoman that was super cool #i did literally joke about being too fat to make a spidersona b4 watching the movie and sure she was a woman i aint but it was nice anyway #but yeah it just. it tried to chew more than it could bite. the spot was so cool tho #the spot and hobbie are my guys i love them #man I'm just sad i really am im repeating myself bc im too overwhelmed to retain thoughts so idk if im being clear but like #this movie had a LOT of good things but it delivered on nearly NONE of them #like just commit! you want this to be a story about Miles sure do that but just focus on him and that's it #dont throw in so much and leave us yearning for more bc now we have the old cast AND the new cast both and we barely saw any of these new #ppl interacting we barely fucking know them #anyway just SAD man

[captainshyguy]

relistening to some songs from the cent*urworld soundtrack really reminded me how frustrated the show made me, since it did a bunch of things i liked and had potential, and then a lot of stuff i really didnt like kjfdsdngjkndjsk 

#i REALLY didnt mesh with the humour #i think i laughed maybe twice across the whole thing #and only one i actually remember (zulius seeing the beefy guy get greased up and being liek HOW DO I GET THAT JOB' like u go u gayass) #like i get it its supposed to be silly and goofy to show how different these worlds are or whstever but like. #idk i dont want to call it tonal whiplash bc like. its the point. but i guss i kinda hoped the characters would learn to balance both better #be a little goofy and a little serious #and ig they kiiiiinda did that #but my brand of goofy isnt their brand of goofy #their brand is very obnoxious and over the top and also fart jokes #like...noooooo kings give me more abt the nowhere king and the elktaur(?) and the woman and the human world #like sure rider is boring but at least she didnt legimitely make me cringe in embarassment multiple times looking at u horrible giraffe man #and its a shame bc the good stuff BOPS. there's a bunch of bngers song wise too (though significantly less in the 2nd season jesus) #so its just like. man. i wish the nowhere king and all that stuff was in a show whos humour i could actually stomach #luke rambles #i apologise if this appears in the tags but tumblr aint giving me tag editor yet and im not typing all that out again lol

[wolfsplosion]

I just know that Joyce Byers cannot cook for her life....except latkes. she burns pasta water but give her some potatoes and onions and a dream and she will change your life permanently

#I can just tell #jonathan has cut his fingers shredding potatoes multiple times so will usually does it #with extreme supervision (love you helicopter mom joyce) #also in general jonathan is the better cook he's really good at it like naturally but also. because he has had a lot of practice.. #but this post aint about jonathan's parentification it's about how joyce knows exactly which fats are best to use #and exactly how many eggs is just right texture wise #it's not a recipe she's following her heart #which is USUALLY how she ends up with inedible slop but her heart KNOWS latkes #can you tell this is very personal to me #joyce byers #stranger things

[thebadtimewolf]

@lesbiandiegohargreeves and @allkinds-oftrash:

you. i see ur tags. u r right...

yall opened the gates a little and i gave you water damage, im sorry for this

and his prev. hatred of donna is glaringly so... byherchoiceofhusbandtwice and how mickey is treated and how the dr is mimicking rose’s behavior in a boisterous way in his 10th self because thats how she acted towards princess gabe of the cheem and how she openly cheated on mickey and THEN giving martha the ONE SEVENTH DR ADAPTION WHERE HE IS UGH AND THEN THE MASTER (who quite frankly is mimicking the dr mimicking rose’s 2006 microaggresive racism but the master cranks it up to 3000) TAKES 80 FEET FORWARD PERSONALLY ENSLAVING MARTHA’S FAMILY (take note that martha’s blonde and yt step mother that her father was with is notably excluded?? martha’s brother and his fam escaped but. where is she? hm.) AS THE HELP (though jack is there its more like jack is very much implied to be ‘this is what i would do to u joneses too bad ur not immortal. jack will have to do.’ vibes).

#tv: doctor who #bw: out of ethos #{i can make a whole breakdown of all three writers in three words: antiblackness misogyny and copaganda ish (vigilantismish)} #{the way he described donna was very ... yikesarooney and ms. tate dropped kicked him via being the fave by performance} #{really turned his implied intention into a self drag} #{also the companion after donna was named penny who was also black but 10 fell for her but SHE wasnt interested} #{and then she got scrapped as soon as tate was available for s4 with a lil nod to it by the reporter with the same 1st name} #{yet personality wise was claire 'u be health ill be safety' pope. sidebar: i. a g a i n WE WERE ROBBED} #{not every day i get 2 anti [insert societal racial issue here] dt that are also very goodlooking with a gag over their mouths. hm?} #{oh good aint out yet. my bad still the one} #{I DO LIKE THE FACT THAT NOW CHIBNALL LOOKED AT TEN AND SAID: u were poc in abusive adoptive household} #{cont. of course u have internalized self hatred that you project onto others if not your self and this is about livin beyond it}