#SIR YES SIR 🗣

[secondary-colorentimy]

#fanart #doctor starline #dr starline #no caption #nothing else to say 💀💀💀 #sonic #SIR YES SIR 🗣

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode five :: 99 PROBLEMS.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔comeback: download has started.

fc – wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕none.

☆ IMESSAGE with ; BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

y/n: not to freak you guys out but i knew all along

my baby lando: FYM YOU KNEW ???

babygirl alex: y/n 😁 i swear to god

honey badger: wait

honey badger: what do you mean you knew

chili!: ????

chal eclair: ^^^^

girlfriend kika: babe

girlfriend kika: i need u to explain before pierre loses his shit bc he’s bubbling rn 🙏🏻🤍

y/n: okay hold on y’all listen

wifey lily: 👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻

y/n: i always had this sneaking suspicion that some bullshit was going but every time i’d ask him about nothing would come of it

y/n: so i was like maybe i’m the problem 😀

y/n: then i found lipstick in our bathroom and i was like yo ??? tf is this and max said it was his sister’s

y/n: so i was like oh calm

y/n: bc victoria would come over sometimes

y/n: then i found out he cheated the first time

princess george: fIRST TIME????

angel carmen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIRST TIME

chili!: HE CHEATED MORE THAN ONCE???

chal eclair: hOLD ON YALL IM TRYNA UNDERSTAND

y/n: yes 😭

y/n: caught him on a call with her being all lovey and shit and we got in a fight bc of it

y/n: and i let it slide bc i thought he would learn + he cried his eyes out

alabono: how is HE gonna cry for cheating 😟

honey badger: WAIT

my baby lando: fuck was he crying for ???

chal eclair: he cried ??

babygirl alex: literally what

honey badger: WAIT YALL

honey badger: Y/N YOU LET THAT SLIDE ???

y/n: I USED TO LOVE HIM OKAY.

chili!: i just sighed so hard man

y/n: hold on there’s more

PIERRE GASLYYYY: MORE ??

PIERRE GASLYYYY: y/n…

my baby lando: bae what is this…

chal eclair: what else did he do then damn

y/n: the bitch was in my bed

babygirl alex: WOAHHHHHHHH

angel carmen: now hold on, hOLD ON NOW.

girlfriend kika: i screamed

honey badger: ouuuuu it’s gonna get violent rq

y/n: i found them cuddled up, clearly post fuck, in my bed, listening to my music and guess what

chili!: BRO 😭

chal eclair: WHAT OH MY GOD

my baby lando: ¿¿¿

y/n: HER KID WALKS IN BEHIND ME EATING MYYYYYYY ICE CREAM

y/n: IN MYYYYY HOUSE

princess george: see this is where i personally would’ve swung at everyone

PIERRE GASLYYYY: LISTENING TO YOUR MUSIC???????

wifey lily: NAHHHHHH MAN

angel carmen: i’m not even kidding

angel carmen: i’m deadass speechless

y/n: i need all of u to come to my house immediately

y/n: there’s so much more i need to tell y’all

chili!: Y/N.

chili!: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES MORE.

y/n: ….

chal eclair: answer the question bae 🤍

y/n: well

my baby lando: oh my god

y/n

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y/n i could see right through it

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y/n added to their story!

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[skinbeneaththeskull]

I LOVE DILF DAVE SO MUCH OH MY GOD 🗣⁉️

imagine him getting you ready before you guys fuck and he's fingering you so slowly that your trying to grind on them until he pounds his fingers in and out, making you clench around him. he would just love seeing you like this and wanting to make you cum before he even really touches you. he'd find it so pathetic and tease you about it.

"Dave- Dave, baby!! stop.. 'm gonna cum!"

"really? already? fuckin' slut. getting off to me and my dicks not even inside of you yet? you're fuckin' pathetic, hun."

he'd growl before you squirm and squeal. he's just so full of pride that he's going faster and faster, hitting deep inside of your cunt.

you bite your lip from your orgasm, trying not to make noise before you cover Dave's hand in your fluid. he just groans, pulling out before wiping his fingers on your plush thigh.

"felt that good, huh?"

he laughed before seeing you nod frantically, looking at him with watery eyes.

"want somethin' else that'll feel better? yeah?"

he grabbed your cheek, caressing it before you started nodding again. "course you do, baby. open for me," he put his finger in your mouth to pry it open before pulling himself out and shoving his length down your throat. you already started gagging before he started fucking your mouth like a fleshlight.

he loved the sight and couldn't get enough of your eyes rolling back and slobbering all over his dick like a braindead slut. "mm- dave-" your words were muffled before he pulled out and rested his wet length on your cheek. he tipped his head to the side before putting his hair behind his ear, waiting for you to talk.

"please- please, put it in..."

you begged, a frown forming on your face now. he smirked before he slapped his length against your juicy, blood shot lips.

"dunno, does the slut deserve it?"

everytime he put it against your lips, saliva attached to the tip from your bottom lip. you already looked fucked out, which only made him hornier.

"yes! please- i do, sir.. I'll be so good. please use me, please daddy?"

the name caught him off guard before he shook his head and brought his cock down to your slick pussy, shoving himself inside, balls deep before he started thrusting harshly in and out.

your breath hitches everytime he went in, him cupping one of your tits along with your neck.

you were a moaning mess under Dave, choking on your saliva as your eyes rolled back.

"ah, ah ah. fucking look at me."

he groaned before trying your best to meet his eyes. he looked so lustful from above and you could care less. "sir- sir!" you choked out, biting your lip.

"what was that, princess?"

he squeezed harder around your neck, smirking to himself.

"i- i.."

you could barely get anything out before you clung onto his arm, him just staring at your pussy while his dick was thrusting in and out even faster now, clenching around him everytime he did.

"fuck!"

he hissed before his rhythm got messier, throwing his head back before he came inside of you. him still fucking you through his own orgasm.

"fuck- cum for me baby- please, fuck-"

it was overstimulating for himself as you kept clenching around his dick to make it harder for him. he let out deep grunts and soft whines, him trying to go faster just so you would get off. his seed splattering all over your thighs and stomach before you came.

"daddy! my god- i-im cumming!"

you threw your head back before he came a second time. you were so full, already, him making you his.

Dave pulled out before lifting your legs above your head and spreading your folds to see his seed seep out of you, only making his pride deepen.

"fuckin' cockslut.."

#megadeth #dave mustaine #dave mustaine x reader #dave x reader #dave mustaine smut #dave smut

[vampcubus]

Can I just admit that Kyojuro's dad is a hot ass dilf? Like HOLY SHIT, sir I know where your son gets his looks now because DAMN you are fine. I just wanna make him whine for me like holy hellllllll I wanna edge him so badly- He looks like he'd be a real bratty guy and would freaking love being tied up, just like Kyo

you’re right and you should say it 🗣‼️

the men of the rengoku family are so fine. shinjuro’s a piece of shit but he’s so hot and it’s infuriating, like we’d be bickering but i’d get distracted mid-conversation by his tiddies and get flustered instead. i mean he’s fr letting all the goods hang out.

i wanna hear his gruff voice wither into a whiny tone, airy whimpers being forced from kiss-bruised lips as you edge him to tears, til he's croaking for you to "please please let me fuckin' cum already" that he's "gonna go crazy if i don't cum." and you're just drinking in the sight of this prickly drunk ex-hashira reduced to a sniveling mess, too desperate to empty his balls to give you grief any longer.

he's a total brat and acts like he doesn't even wanna fuck you, that you're annoying him, that you're nothing to him. but you know better, and so does he, a little too well. the way he desires your touch, your attention, and even your harsh punishments infuriates him to no end. he wants every part of you, but he settles for the mindblowing sex. because he's not going to bind you to a broken man that doesn't have anything to offer you.

and yes pls tie him up!! he gets so red in the face when you bind him in pretty ropes, deliberately tying him in humiliating positions where he can't squirm away from you when you overstimulate him. and he can't hump himself into your fist or chase your hand when it leaves his swollen cock for the nth time that night, leaving him high and dry when he was so so close. he curses at you the most when you restrain and edge him, but there's nothing he can do to control your movements.

#‧₊🦇˚⊹ ashi writes #sub!shinjuro #sub shinjuro #shinjuro rengoku x reader #n/sfw #dom!reader #dom reader

[pagesofmiracles]

Rink of Love 💓🗯

SUMMARY. after bumping into a cute girl, due to his lack of skating ability, jake makes it his goal to take some skating lessons so that it'll never happen again. little does he know, he signed up for the classes that she teaches.

WC. 0.4k written + smau under the cut !

LOAD ELEVEN. my chest hurts in a good way

🛼 . . . 💌 !

wednesday morning, jake and sunoo met up early. a bit to early for jake. when he showed up at school with one eye open sunoo let out a loud laugh.

"dude you look like you got hit with a rock in your left eye." sunoo said.

"it's six in the morning sunoo."

"okay but you're going to talk to your little crush today."

"she's not even my-" jake tries to protest but sunoo places his hand ontop of his mouth.

"just follow my directions,"

"wait what? what's the plan?"

"okay well the plan is, im going to go into class first since im always the first one in class and yn usually comes in after me. once she comes in ill ask her what she thinks of you and all that good stuff. your job is to listen to what she says so when you see her for your next lesson, you don't embarrass yourself. got it?"

"sir yes sir!" jake yelled.

"dont call me sir." sunoo said sternly and jake gave him a nod.

🛼 . . . 💌 !

currently jake was behind a trash can. he saw you coming from the end of the hallway. you definitely didn't see him but the way you looked right now made him want to fall over.

"no jake, stay focused." jake told himself.

you entered the classroom and jake took his chance to move closer. with the only working braincell left in this mind, he came up with the idea to record the convo. you know, for business purposes. (definitely not to listen to it later)

jake quickly pulled out his phone and pressed record.

after you sat down sunoo finally spoke up, "yn, what are your thoughts on the dude that fell on you at your job?"

jake's jaw dropped. why would he choose to say that. he should've asked, 'what do you think about that handsome boy that you remember because of how hot he was, definitely not because of him falling on you no.' that's a better question.

"uhm, he's interesting.."

just interesting? okay there's definitely more to say.

"oh okay cool."

"sunoo, why are you asking?"

"oh well he was annoying me, basic jake things. but he didn't even know you went here so he asked me to ask you what you thought of him because let's admit it, he's a big pussy. especially when it comes to skating."

jake gripped his phone. he was mad. kim sunoo was not getting his tteokbokki that he asked for. definitely not after saying that.

"oh, okay?"

"yeah that's it, jake is a handful so sorry about that"

jake shut off his phone and stood up. scoffing, he walked away from the classroom.

although the conversation was dumb and a complete failure, jake was blushing like crazy. he placed a hand on his chest. the poor boys heart was beating like crazy.

what is this feeling?

NOTES. the past week has been very slow ik.......... BUT LETS TURN UP THE SPEED AND SEE HOW JAKE AND YN SLOWLY FALL IN LOVE 🗣🗣

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[rhettabbotts]

❛ why are you avoiding me? ❜ where reader is trying anything and everything to not be around cyclone because they think it's completely inappropriate to have feelings for your superior

YEAHHHHHH🗣🗣🗣🗣

cyclone had noticed that you were ignoring him. going out of your way to actively avoid him. sprinting across the parking lot when you saw him pull in, keeping your door shut (and locked) the majority of the day. the only time you spoke was when he needed you to do something, but you avoided any and all eye contact.

he had had enough one day, storming down the hall and into your office.

“what the hell?!” you shrieked as he slammed your door shut. you cursed your body and mind for reacting to the way he looked. his khaki uniform fitting him like a second skin, the grey at his temples looking lighter, probably from the sun.

“i should be asking you the same thing. why have you been avoiding me?” his voice was calm but demanding, his chest heaving slightly.

“i don’t know what you’re talking about,” your voice wavered, trying to keep from looking at him no more than you had to.

“cut the shit! have i done something wrong? have i made you uncomfortable in any way? you need to tell me,” he was irritated and you couldn’t ignore the way a fire started in the pit of your stomach.

“it’s nothing,” you said under your breath. hoping he’d get the point that you didn’t want to talk about it and leave. but he didn’t, he kept moving further into the room until he was right in front of you.

“you look at your superior when he asks you a question,” you looked up at him at this, him towering over you.

“yes, sir.” he saw it in your eyes, a look he was sure mirrored his own. he gripped your chin between his fingers, his touch just a bit rough and he smirked at the way your eyes glossed over.

“good girl.”

#posts this and runs away #shelby’s sleepover #beau cyclone simpson #beau simpson #cyclone #beau simpson x reader #cyclone x reader

[losercade]

Listening to Sherlock & Co! Thoughts so far:

EP. 4:

- this will be the last episode I listen to tonight 🫡

- 🗣 326 STEPS

- he CAN handle the stairs !!!

- let him go the pub if he wants

- "I'm unemployed!!" 😭😭

- I don't want to have conversation either, sherlock.

- "YOU ARE INCORRECT SIR!!!!"

- "I AM NOT YOUR BLOODY MATE"

- yell at him sherlock go off king

- LMFAO "unless your planning on challenging him to a duel"

- I died in minecraft shoot (delete this one it has nothing to do with sherlock & co)

- OH YEAH WE STOLE HIS PHONE

- NO MORE DRIPS

- no don't leave :(

- HES COVERED IN BLOOD

- oaqhwh.. his nose...

- I forgot he was a doctor lmao

- mrs. Hudson 😌

- "goodness me Watson I'm delirious"

- "when I was letting him beat me up"

- OH SHOOT THE VASES ARE STOLEN ARENT THEY?!

- oh maybe they're not

- "just doin my homework :)"

- THE MUG STORES THE ACID JUST FINE

- YOU GOT THIS WATSON I BELIEVE IN YOU

- MONEYYYYYYY

- tests also give me anxiety Watson

- "are you insane???" "No I'm broke"

- give Watson his sponsor yeesh

- oh this guy's a creep holy

- don't make her drink tea

- WRONG ? Oh no

- oh boy

- CREEP CREEP CREEP CREEP

- "prepare to be jealous 😌"

- WATSON LEAVE THE ROOM!!!! HE WENT "pretty please 🥺"

- WATSON NO

- EUGH HES CREEPY

- MY personal space feels invaded

- NO HIS MICROPHONE

- :(

- "I'm doing a podcast 😀"

- THE LORD OF THE MINGS IM SOBBINF 😭😭😭

- get out of there guys he's a creep

- YES GOSH KILL HIM

- RUN WATSON GO HELP HER

- HOLY CRAP IS THAT THE END

- good moral. Don't have acid in kitchen and don't have guests. Great.

- yay she's safe!!! :)

- CASE CLOSED CASE CLOSED OGMRJEGGRHEEJHEHEHEHEHWJJHhrhrr...

- oh he's alive...? Put him in jail

- counting steps :)

- lmfao he's right he did complain about having an empty fridge

- more money wonderful !!

- YEA SET UP A BUISNESS FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

- YES HELP THEM PLEASE 😭😭😭

- SHERLOCK & CO YEWHHAHGWGWGEYEGEGE

- oh boy

- I love this

- charge your mic better king

- "THE ADVENTURE OF THE SOCK THIEF 😒"

- OH I'm going crazy that was wonderful 😭😭😭 I love this sm

#thoughts #sherlock & co

[kingzombear]

You be coming out the cut with some banger art out of no where

Its always a nice jumpscare. Keep up the good work bro

SIR YES SIR 🗣🫡 ah shucks dawg, ur too kind teehee ❤️

#bear king speaks

[no-mercy-bby]

question: do we think bruce would have a sir kink? asking for science🧐

ALSO I LOVE THE GIF IN UR MASTERLIST HOW DID U DO THAT??

YES HE WOULD🗣 ABSOLUTELYYY. I'm always glad to help with.. science, of course. I want to say it's because of the respect, but considering he's -you know- a well respected billionaire, so maybe just the way you say it makes all the difference 💖

And thank you🫶 it's technically a "blinkie" but there's this website where you can make your own, it's super cool, here's the link-> 💛🦇🖤

#I JUST KNOW BRUCE DOES OKAY #he told me #im litrally wearing a batman shirt rnn too #this also just made me remember i have a patrick bateman draft where reader calls him sir🧍‍♀️ #i was gonna say something else but i forgot fuck #ive been trying to finish this deadpool fic so im kinda going insane rn #but i love you mwah☺️ #bby ask #naylooo <3

[jaylaxies]

ARIA YEW CANNOT ATTACK ME WITH THAT PHOTO OF HYUCKFJCKEJFJDJD gosh his skin is so beautiful im sooo so jealous that’s what I call sunkissed 😩 nah cos he really does embody being a brat like if I had to be in that situation where he chooses me as his target to annoy, i wouldn’t know whether to be endeared or put him in him in his place 🏃🏻‍♀️💨 ALSO THIS PIC OF XIAOJUN I SAW FLOATING IN THE TL JUST MADE MY BRAIN SHUT DOWN COS??? LOOK. I HAD TO SHARE IT. I WENT BALLISTIC 🗣

CHEST?? OUT IN THE OPEN????? HELLO SIR WHAT ABOUT MY MENTAL HEALTHRJFNWNF the gaze… the side profile… the HAIR AND BROWS UM???? i have never been so envious of a man ever in my life idk if i want to be with him or BE HIM???

And Mark ☹️ on god if let’s say he went to uni with me id for sure develop a crush on him so fast like as you said, the type of crush where you’d giggle and kick your feet in the air like some school girl cos he’s so fuckin cute 💝💕💖💗💗💗💞 one chance mark lee. please. i dew nawt care if ur a loser i love losers anyways 🥰 you could stutter right in my face and id still thinking ur the hottest guy alive ☝🏼😍

AND IM ALWAYS UP FOR IT IF U WANNA TALK ABT NCT TOO 🥺 i feel like we got into them at the same time or something so this is exciting hehe 💖

I LITERALLY SOBBED WHY IS XIAOJUN SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL IM NOT HAVING THIS RN i kinda want to leave kisses all over his neck and chest but hey i didn't say that hehahh‼️👩🏻‍🦯PUT IN PLACE BTW YES??? THAT GOES FOR HYUCK AND YANGYANG BOTH CAUSE BRATS 🤩 okay back to xiaojun, LONG HAIR IM ACTUALLY GONNA THROW MYSELF AWAY OHMYGOD???

no but mark would be oblivious and would think that no one likes him 😭 he's such a loser fr i love calling him that in a very loving manner but imagine him tripping down when he sees you and then he won't be able to form sentences once you come to help him up 😭💔 YES ID LOVE THAT, i'll honestly run to you to talk about nct 💙

#nics 🥟

[that-scorpio]

So last night asked this dude did he have a girlfriend right….

Him: What’s your name?

Me: Why?

Him: You asking personal questions

Me: Kimberly (my bar name)

*he told me his name*

Me: You have a gf?

Him: Do you have a man?

So I’m not even going to continue how the conversation went…. Long story short, I gave him my number and he called me right then and there. Something tells me this man has a WHOLE gf 😂😂 because why you answering my question with a question instead of just saying yes or no. Then he tried to link with me after the bar but kept mentioning coming over to my place 😒 sir if your girl in the bed sleeping, just say that 😭 🗣🗣🗣🗣 I’m already turned off and the number will not be getting used again 😴🙃

#that-scorpio #the humor

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode eleven :: “REDBULL FANS”

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴various drivers x y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔musical releases resume and so does the drama.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ excessive cussing, none.

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ylnestate U&U no. 44 will be released tonight at midnight. ‘Grandstand Girl’ is the 44th mini album by ﹫y/n and features artists like ﹫theweeknd, ﹫justinbieber, and ﹫champagnepapi. All songs (apart from Trust Issues) were produced and written by Y/n in the past couple months as she’s currently working on her biggest record yet, so stay tuned for that 😉⭐️!

tagged: theweeknd, champagnepapi, justinbieber.

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jensonbutton i already knew abt this yet i’m still surprised

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y/n

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993,593 comments.

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[lesbianslovebts]

How was Hobipalooza for you? Could you describe it? (*´꒳`*)

Aaah okay, I'll describe the whole experience! It was an 8 hour road trip from Minnesota through Wisconsin to Illinois. My mom and I got to the hotel in Chicago at about 6:30 p.m. on Saturday. Then we walked to Giordano's for some deep dish pizza. We slept and napped and didn't do much of anything Sunday until it was time to hop in the Uber. We had no idea where we needed to go to get into the festival, and the address that we chose for Grant Park in the Uber app wasn't right, so the nice driver helped us figure it all out. We gave him a $20 tip for dealing with us (relative) country bumpkins fjshdhagsfjkf.

We put on our wristbands, zapped them on the entrance thingy, and went through security. We got there around 6:30 p.m., grabbed a couple of waters (it was in a can instead of a bottle - very weird), and found the Bud Light Seltzer stage where Hobi would be performing. There was some decent breeze because of the lake, the sun had dipped below the skyscrapers, and the temperature was maybe only 75 degrees or so. But I had to wear my handpainted Hobi jacket, of course, so I was still sweaty all night. 😭 Anyway, there was another artist we saw on that stage before Hobi. The Kid Laroi? Meh, the performance was mediocre. According to Google, he's just an 18-year-old kid, so. 🤷‍♂️ Once he was done, his fans left, so all of us Hobi lovers surged forward. I ended up on to the right hand side and had to watch the screen, mainly, but if I stood on my tippy toes and peeked through the heads just right, I could see Jung Hoseok in the flesh on the stage. 😖

There was a good 50-60 minutes of waiting after the rush forward, and every time a staff member came out, moved a piece of equipment, tested the mic and lights, or changed the slide on the screens, the crowd screamed lmao. One of the partners of Lollapalooza (whatever that means) came out and talked about how Hobi is the first Korean artist to headline a US music festival and introduced the mayor of Chicago, who announced Lollapalooza will continue for at least another 10 years. Then there was some more waiting, screaming, and chanting of "J-Hope, J-Hope, J-Hope!" and "Hobi, Hobi, Hobi!" and "정호석, 정호석, 정호석!"

The screens said "MORE?" and then the intro from JITB started. People were even chanting along with the narration! And then. And THEN. Jung fucking Hoseok burst out of the box, and we all LOST OUR SHIT. I didn't know how to act right. I was wiggling and squealing and stomping my boots. His HAIR was such a surprise. It was so long and poofy. He must've gotten a perm and extensions. He looked like a rockstar and was wearing tight gloves, and I'm such a slut for gloves. 🥴

He started off with "More," and the Earth shook. The bass was so strong, and the chanting was just like a BTS concert. Whenever he skipped a word or line, we filled in like we were getting paid for it. I didn't look up the set list beforehand, so each one was a total surprise. He did all of JITB, most of Hope World, Just Dance, Ego, his verse from Cypher pt. 1, CNS with Becky G, and Dynamite. He was so cute before Dynamite. He said, "You guys will sing 🎶, and I will dance 🕺." He swore a lot, too, and we felt that in our guts. When he was taking a breather, we were screaming and everything, so he looked at us like 😮🤨 and said, "You guys are fucking crazy." 🤣 He also told us to make some motherfucking noise, and we were all like 😳 yes sir, Hoseok, sir 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣!

I didn't see anyone else's performances, but I can GUARANTEE that nobody did it quite like him. I think what a lot of people who aren't fans don't understand is that we weren't there just because he's a part of BTS. We weren't there because BTS is what's popular right now. We were there for Jung Hoseok, a genuinely talented artist who knows how to put on one hell of a show. Sunday night is going to be one of my most precious memories for years and years to come. 💕

#thank you mom for surprising me with tickets~ #jhope #hobi #hoseok #jung hoseok #lollapalooza #hobipalooza #bts #llbtsanswer #llbtspost

[pandasized-crevice]

MY FRESH JUST WATCHED KINNPORSCHE EP 14 THOUGHTS

are y’all freaking ready cus I’m not😭

back at the house okok

Ig after he remembers he’ll go get Korns headass?

Vegas looks so innocent and sweet just then

As you should protect pete!!!!

OH PORSCHE IS REMEMBERING

Baby chay!! 🥺so cute

PHOENIX TATTOO ORGINS

Bitch im gonna cry DEADASS

OH WE THERE THE WHOLE TIME🕴🏻

I’m scared Porsche is gonna shoot Korn on accident and kinns gonna come in at that moment

OH KINN IS HERE

Tell them the ACTUAL TRUTH KORN

Say sike we can’t be c o u s i n s 🕴🏻

SIDEBAR:Everyone was so quick to be like omg they’re cousins as if Korn would let them be together/bring them together if they were actually blood related

There it is:foster sister

GUN YOU FUCKER

W H A T NO😦

OH SHIT KORN HAVING A STROKE

Kinn don’t look at him like that🤨

ALL THE BROTHERS FINALLY

it would be their dad nearly dying that brings them together

wait…😶

WAIT😬

KORN DIED?!?OH SHIT I THOUGHT HE’D PULL THROUGH

oh kinn THAT DAMNED RING BRO

YOU SHOULDVE DIED GUN (he better die on god)

wait poisoned?i thought the stress of the truth got him…..🤨

His dad dead and he can’t even mourn DAMNED MAFIA LIFE

Porsche my boy☹️

Hey girlies💃🕺

All these whores underestimating my boy 😤

YUHHH MAFIA LEADER KINN THINGS

oh lord there goes the minor families boys

Vegas in the tan suit🥵

pause:are vegas pants like flared? thats giving

Wait if Chan dies……😶

OH TELL HIM CHAN

Chan you are so cool sir🗣🧎‍♀️

ITS STARTING WHORES ITS STARTING

🚨THE MAFIA SHOW IS MAFIAING🚨🔫

NO CHAN I WAS JUST KIDDING NOOOO

DAMNIT SOMEONE BETTER END GUN DEADASS

one last smoke i salute you chan🫡

GOOD LORD MY BOYS

POL NO YALL CAN'T TAKE POL TOO

FUCK THEM UP KINNPETE

PORSCHE PLEASE PULL UP SOON

YESSSS OUR BOY IS HERE

FUCK YES DUDE OMG

kinns "porsche" AYAHAHAH

THIS QUEEN GO GIRL YESS

it time hoes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM ON YOUR SIDE AHAHAHhAHAHFHBDRJ.FJKRHFNJERHNER ER

🗣YESSSSSSSS THE GUN SPINNING🗣

KINN PLEASE🫣😳😏

FINALLY FREEFALL WITH KINNPORSCHE

*the woman was too in awe & stunned to speak*

CRAP KINN GET UP

NO PORSCHE FUCK YOU VEGAS

pete NOWS YOUR TIME WHERE ARE YOU

NOT PORSCHE NOT THE HEART

um.....🤨🕴🏻

TANKHUN?!?!

YESSS MY KING ARM DOES IT AGAIN🫶

ERIKA YOU ARE A QUEEN

YESSSSS GO GIRL🫶

HEY CHAY

hair dye product placement nice nice

AHAHA KIM IS THERE TO PROTECT CHAY

FUCK THEM UP KIM YESSS

his face dude 😂

chay just chilling while kim fighting for their lives💀

kim the badass you are🧎‍♀️

NO NOT ERIKA😦😩

no fuck you,you killed my parents

OOOOOOH WHAT😯

NO FUCKING WAY 😦

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK😧

these fools i stg

PETE!!!!!!!!!GET HIM PETE FR

shiiiiiit🫢

OHHH MY GOD

SAY FUCKING SIKE RN

HE'S ALIVE?!??????!!!!!dude what the fuck

NO FUCKING WAY

YALL ARE SHITTING ME

SHE'S A L I V E?!?!

dude once again WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

W O W

DUDE WHATS THE ACTUAL FUCKING TRUTH

man i'd shoot korn anyway,just a little🤏

oh hey vegas

your dad was trash vegas highkey better this way

AND IF VEGAS SHOOTS KORN WHAT THEN🧍🏻

pete don't leave NOO PETE STAY WITH US

bro im crying

damn that was an all day fight huh

bitch im sobbing

*THE WOMAN WAS TOO FUCKING STUNNED TO SPEAK WTF*

WHAT?! PORSCHE MAFIA LEADER ERA?!😮

oh so chay didn't know kim was there?typical

OOOOOH YEAH PORSCHE HEAD OF MINOR FUCKING FAMILY LOOK HIM ASHHEK.FIWRN🫡👏

NOT THE TRASITION TO WHEN HE FIRST GOT TO THE HOUSE😭

HE. IS.SO.FUCKING.F I N E😳

yall see their fucking rings bitch im levitating

THESE BITCHES ARE SO HOT POWER FUCKING COUPLE BITCH

TANKHUN AND TAY YES!!!!!!!

yes and pol is okay thank god

hey chay what goes on

THIS IS THE LOOKING AT HIS PHONE AND CRYING SCENE

ITS KIM SINGING WHY DONT YOU FUCKING STAY!?HIS CONFESSION TO CHAY😭

jeff fucking it up rn AS HE SHOULD YUH

OH WE ON DA BOAT

tankhun getting emotional i love him you honor

porsche not that type of surprise girl💀😏

dude just....apo is so fucking gorgeous who allowed this

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MILE

porsche smacking kinns ass is something i never knew i needed

kinn bartender era!

kinn is so fucking cheesy

BOTH OF THEM ARE THE HAND KISS PLS

I KNEW VEGAS HOE ASS WAS ALIVE

you can't kill the devil that easily😈

become one? sounds like a marriage proposal

dude i fucking love them so.much

tankhun just like me fr

their mom deserved so much better☹️

this is heartbreaking 😭

PETE MY BOY

the last glimpse we see of macau and he's asleep

WHY YOU THINK GIRL

bro stop look at them 😭just a little family fr☹️🫶

WHAT A FUCKING ROLLARCOASTER MAN. but it was an honor to ride it with yall my fellow kinnporschers🫡

#cellulars fjwkpt #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #thai series #thai bl series #kinnporsche finale #kinnporsche ep14 #i love kinnporsche #I’m gonna miss them dude😭 #season two when pls & thx

[sorryimananti-romantic]

ahahah i havent moved *yet* (prolly when skl closes) and yes im the one who wrote the thingy titled desperate remedies (ironic considering my situation here ☹)

context: like a week ago we were chatting as we have since 2022 (we've been seperated since 2017 but recently got in touch), when all of a sudden she disappears. this sometimes happens, and it generally lasts for like a day or 2 b4 shes back to normal (normal as in actually putting an effort to converse). but this past week, she's gotten so distant, and its never happened b4 ☹

i went to my brother about it like 2 days ago n he said sth like know your worth and if she doesnt want to put an effort into speaking with you, stop expecting her to. and then more stuff before ending it with "a tip for the future: dont get too attatched to people. i know its a bit too late to say this now, but keep it in mind later on in life" when i tell u that was the biggest reality check ive gotten like damnnn sir yes sir why didnt i let bro cook earlier 🗣🗣🔥🔥

so today in a lighthearted manner i confronted her abt it

"hi. you havent been thinking about me enough to send a message 🤨. not even a "hi" or "good morning pooks" or "how are you" 😞😞😞" (i didnt actually put full stops, these were all seperate messages)

and yk what she replied with?

"HEYY. wasnt active on snap lil bro🙏" fym wasnt active bro the only reason i even downloaded snap was so i could talk to her and she thinks this is a valid excuse? "wasnt active" is a valid excuse to practically ghost your BEST friend of basically 15 years? damn

i sent a bunch of messages (most definitely NOT casually bc icba to be polite after she pulled that shit) telling her abt my feelings on the matter. she hasnt seen them yet, and idk if i should delete them or wait for her to see it

help meeeeememememememe ☹☹

your bro knows whats up 🗣🗣

hmmmm best friend of 15 years but you've been separated since 2017, i think it's normal to have gaps in communication bc you can't talk to the same ppl every single day unless you really really get along (the only ppl i talk to on a regular basis are all internet friends and that prob says sth about me too lmao)

but your bro is right- it does feel like both the case of 'you're too attached' and 'no effort from that friend'. since you've already sent msgs telling her about your feelings, i think it will be clear to you now about what she wants and then you can make decision about what to do next accordingly? kjfhgjkdhg

i think if she wants to save this friendship she'll be clear about her feelings on this matter and maybe you'll both find a middle ground about how you're going to navigate in the future. good luck <3

#i've rarely ever had friend drama #bc i shut everyone before the drama happens :D #lol its bc i always do a terms and conditions whenever i become friends with someone (like i tell them stuff #that im not a texter nor a caller do not spam me #and most of all do not ever start the 'omg did you forget about me' drama and pretend to be mad at me #that shit makes my blood boil) #these tandcs have actually saved all my friendships lmao #and i still have really old friends #but anyways good luck to you #yumi.asks

[fairymint]

🗣 Talk to me about... wildcard! speak about any character that's currently got your brain in a stranglehold

up until recently, it was Captain Jack sparrow and all other pirates of the carribean characters. Just, the whole franchise.

Captain Jack himself ain't a pirate for some dumb reason, he was branded for refusing to transport slaves.

Davy jones debt to him is 100 souls, the same number of lives.

literally everybody double-crosses each other in these movies. not even the romantic partners go w/o their arguments and cold shoulders.

East india trading company evil IRL. also just, the absurd death count of these movies. zombie boats. zombie monkey. barbosa's comfort food being apples.

just the huge capitalistic rift between the peoples. eat the rich.

hi yes hello SALAZAR???? WTF???? he is so brutal sir why you so loco?! it's cool, he's ruthless, but god damn

about how davy jone's voice was digitally altered. yes he is a scottsman but also?? they accounted for him not having a nasal cavity or nose. they edited the sinus out of his voice?????

like even a good person like captain jack needing to be an asshole just to like, survive. that's how bad shit is fucked. every time he does the right thing he is fucked or angers somebody.

just. the title of the 5th movie. Dead men tell no tales. how stories have to come from somewhere, and how things survive despite it all. survivors themselves.

but why is the rum gone

#ask. #munday. #pirates of the carribean spoilers #listen. i did not promise that they were gonna be rp related- #however these movies are pg13 and damn if that wasn't refreshing as hell #long post #it would be really great if the series continued w/ different actors. but who knows you know