#STOP WRITING OUT KUSUOS ANGSTINESS

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i seriously cant understand how people can ship saiki with anyone with the prospect in mind of him NEVER power revealing.. yallll he would NEVER do that and its probably impossible ☠️

ive read so many fics where he gets MARRIED and like maybe has CHILDREN with someone and they dont know about his powers ??? WHO ARE YOUUUUUUY

dude with the way the show was going, he probably was going to end up revealing his powers to his friends at LEAST before they graduated (u can hc whatever u want though) and he implies so many times that hes GOING to tell them eventually

ive seen people being like "noo he was only gonna tell them when he didnt have his powers and now that he knows thats impossible he might just never do it" NOOO THATS NOT TRUEEE

the reason he felt more comfortable telling them when he lost them was because he truly truly hates himself and believes himself with his powers to be a nuisance

but hes definitely starting to learn self love at the end of the series.. and either way, i dont think he was ever ONLY going to tell them under those conditions.. im pretty sure he implies hes eventually going to tell them (or at least that eventually theyre going to KNOW) way before he even knows hes gonna get rid of them

#STOP WRITING OUT KUSUOS ANGSTINESS #(u can write whatever u want im being being dramatic) #have read lots of fics like this and it SCARES ME #i have talked about how personally i think he would never even start dating someone before telling them abt his powers but #there are a lot of exceptions to that #like if he just wanted to let himself have one thing that makes him happy and was like i'll think about the consequences later #THAT makes sense to me #but he couldnt like live the rest of his life like that #the consequences WOULD come eventually #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post #meownalysis

[solicuttle]

Heya, queen! How are you? Hope you are good and happy!

Could I ask some hcs with Saiki, Saiko and Reita and s/o who's having a period? Literally something to show that the three of them really care about their s/o; fluffy, soft, a bit angsty but also funny 😿

Thank you and take your time, please!! Love youuu

Saiki, Saiko and Toritsuka With An S/O On Their Period

Okay,, okay,,, being called queen does things to my ego that it shouldn’t 😥 but anyways I’m good! I might have forgotten about the angst when I was writing 🤡 forgive me anon 🙇🏿‍♀️,,,

Warnings: Mention of Menstruation 

Word Count: 0.7k

Characters: Saiko Metori, Toritsuka Reita, Saiki Kusuo

Reader is AFAB but no pronouns used.

Whenever it’s your time of month Saiki knows. He always begins the dreaded day with a sigh – the kind of sigh you make when you know your day is going to shit. Saiki has nothing to truly whine complain about, unlike you – and it’s no fun hearing his S/O complain so he’ll help you.

Totally not because he cares.

Saiki is prepared for any and every shenanigan. He keeps a pad in his bag for emergencies (the amount of times he’s had to physically stop Kaidou from stealing his bag to investigate it is giving him headaches).

It’s not because he wants to monopolize the sweets in the relationship, but Saiki’s heard that eating candy during your period can possibly bring cramps or make existing cramps worse. He righteously bans you from taking any sweets and (eats them all himself).

He is always prepared for the inevitable. Be it whining (Saiki has learnt that kisses usually stop the whining) or complaints in general (no, you can’t take his coffee jelly) Saiki’s got you down to a T.

Truthfully Saiki just won’t let you do anything. Why stress yourself anymore when he could do it with much more ease? Instead of standing up to get the remote, Saiki will just float it for you. He’s like a walking magnet for whatever you need (don’t ever call him that because Saiki can and will stop).

A period? I don’t know, it kind of sounds like an excuse for Saiko to spray you with money. And he literally does – you have to tell him you’re not in the mood for him to throw money at you “as a game” for the 6th time this week.

Still, homeboy has you in check. Want anything? He’s ordered it and used premium; it’s going to be here in 5 minutes. Want to sleep? Saiko has booked you a hotel room (so what if you’re in school, he’ll just pay the teacher to look away).

A period isn’t something Saiko has personally dealt with, so he’s a little (read as extremely) worried. Anything you want, Saiko can and will double that. You want one blanket? How about two blankets – they’re really soft and he just ordered them from Egypt! Anything you want you get, no questions asked. None.

In pain? That’s impossible because Saiko just called up three of the best doctors in the world. He would’ve called more if it wasn’t for the fear that they wouldn’t make it on time. He’s really worried for you. Is actually down to fund research to end periods because the idea of you annoyed or in pain is not something Saiko enjoys, at all.

Spends the entire time somewhere close to you (with an array of bodyguards behind him because what if you suddenly collapsed 🥴 I mean the possibility of that happening is low, but not zero…).

Have you ever wanted your own personal servant? Yes? Well today’s your lucky day because on your time of the month Toritsuka is going to be your slave 😊.

He’s going the route of no arguments. Whatever you say has to be right! It’s much easier this way. He’d made the mistake of once making a joke out of your situation and had learnt the hard way 🥴. (After you dealt with him, Yumehara waited behind to chew him out).

So, he’s decided that whatever you want he’ll bring it to you! It would be much easier if he had… you know, the capabilities to buy it or find it cheap. You’d asked for something as simple as chocolate and Toritsuka had returned with a granola bar.

A while before Toritsuka bought a heating pad to keep on hand for you, you’d needed one. And he did the “normal” thing and got a bottle, filled it with hot water and put it in a plastic bag and hoped you didn’t notice. Needless to say, you did.

Do not depend on this boy for anything useful or concrete. What he does have, however, is an arsenal of compliments. Whether they’re good… is up to you. It’s his specialty after all. He’ll hit you with the good ol’ “did you fall out of heaven, because I’m looking at an angel” every five minutes.

Laughter is said to be a cure for pain or annoyance, so his goal is to make you forget you’re on your period at all.  Toritsuka’s semi-perfect -- at least until he inevitably buys the wrong period product for you.

#saiki k x reader #saiki kusuo x reader #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki k imagines #saiki k headcanons #kuboyasu aren x reader #saiko metori x reader #toritsuka reita x reader #toritsuka reita #kuboyasu aren #saiki kusuo #soli's imagines #gn!reader #gender neutral reader #gender neutral s/o

[kirbylord]

writing masterlist

hey! here's a list of all my writing-related works compiled into one post for your convenience.

check out my ao3 for my newest works or, for my older fics, check out my wattpad

Jacksepticeye/Markiplier:

Antisepticeye Oneshots [ONESHOT]

A collection of mostly angsty oneshots surrounding Jack’s Egos.

Ego [DISCONTINUED]

Anti recreates the Egos’ worst nightmares by trapping them and Jack in a horror house.

I Just Wanna Be Free… [ONESHOT]

A whumptober oneshot where Dark threatens to torture Yancy for some reason.

”Stop, please…” [ONESHOT]

A short whumptober oneshot where Marvin tries to run from Anti.

Doctor Who:

a friendship as old as the universe [ONESHOT]

A oneshot that takes place after the season 12 finale. The Master is supposedly dead, but the Doctor can't get him out her head.

The Master’s Exile [ONESHOT]

Another oneshot that takes place after the season 12 finale. The Doctor let the Master live, but with a price.

Death Note:

if no justice exists, then i will become it [ONESHOT]

A short character study exploring Light's thoughts shortly after discovering the Death Note.

Between Gods and Psychics [DISCONTINUED]

Kusuo Saiki transfers to Light Yagami’s school... hijinks ensues.

Danganronpa:

Defiance Leads to Acceptance [ONESHOT]

Hajime decides to stay and talk with Nagito while he’s tied up in the dining hall.

Danganronpa: The World of the Future [DISCONTINUED]

The V3 survivors enter the new world, where they learn that the survivors of the first two killing games are real after all.

Hope and His Lucky Hand [ONGOING]

Naegi is born as the Ultimate Hope, and also he’s childhood friends with Komaeda.

Original Fiction:

Blood Loss [ONESHOT]

Adam is stabbed by a vengeful demon.

#masterlist #long post #ao3 #fanfiction