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#THE PNG ONE IS BC I WAS LAUGHING ABOUT IT WITH MY FRIEND SO OFC I HAD TO INCLUDE IT
doctorsiren · 8 months
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I just thought about something cute. The Judge, would treat Phoenix like an absolute puppy and coo at him whenever he successfully defends his client.
The Judge: I find the defendant not guilty! Good job, Mr. Wright! Tell me...who's a good boy~?
Phoenix: *tail wagging* Is it me? I bet it's me! l'm a good boy! Me me me!
The Judge: You are~! Yes, you are~!
Miles: Your honor, please.
Bonus if when The Judge has Phoenix disbarred, he scolds him harshly.
The Judge: Mr. Wright, we don't present forged evidence! That's a very bad boy! Bad! Bad boy, Mr. Wright.
Phoenix: *whimpers* I'm a bad boy?
Klavier: What is even happening?
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I’m turning off anon asks so you cowards can say these things on the record /j /lh
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sageinacage · 3 years
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HELO ELF ON THE SHELF KNOCKOFF (/J) I HAVE MORE PONK THOUGHTS FT THE MERCENARY SQUAD OO YUH (and ofc u can use these hcs!!)
- ler ponk is very scary. i am scared. but also he's great. like he's just having fun w the lee yk!! he laughs along and his teases are always more sweet than anything
- does the tickle monster thing bc it works rlly well on purpled (lee!purpled and ponk and purpled friendship Supremacy) but Cannot take what he dishes out
- he just seems like the kinda guy who has little unique things that he finds cute abt his friends!! whenever purpled gets flustered his antennae droop down to cover his face and it makes ponk go :]] an he gives punz tickle hugs bc he knows they make them rlly happy!! just very open abt the fact that he loves!! his friends!!
- doesn't know everyone's tickle spots, however does know everyone's melt spots. i justify every hc w 'he's a healer' but. cmon the absolute power this man has as someone who consstantly has to patch up his dumbass mercenary friends is astronomical
- however his own melt spot stays classified information (its his palms)
- big fan of cheer up tickles!! both giving and recieving them lmao. sam is overworked and sad? ponk traces shapes into his back until he's just a happy giggly pile. purpled and punz are all beat up from their work? ponk is here w hugs and tummy tickles. ponk is upset? the entire squad rolls up w a pirated copy of highschool musical and soft teases whispered in his ears
- he and foolish have a very 'i would kill for you' but also 'i would kill you' dynamic when you take away the egg, and they have absolutely has at least one tickle fight before
- when the ler gets to a bad spot they know automatically bc ponk is a very 'nononononononono' kind of lee dread. the stopping and the 'oh, but you said no, so ill stop!! unless-' shit absolutely destroys him my guy just straight up decomposes. just turns into one of those funny skeleton pngs. deceased.
- pspspsps draw little doodles on his hands he doesn't pull away he just squirms slightly and giggles and shakes his head and the one thing everyone agrees on is that it is the most endearing thing ever
(we r still pretending that the keycard arc Didnt Happen ok we r just chilling in lemon city)
YOU ARE MY ONLY SOURCE OF FOOD PLEAKDHEJSND ALSO ELF ON THE SHELF KNOCKOFF MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD BC THATS LITERALLY WHAT MY USERNAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE
you’re making it very tempting to write a fic about the mercenary squad. i may just have to JABDNDBDN
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