#The Twink and the Edgelord

[birb-boyo]

Books / Yarn / Plants

:D

Psst @is-apotato @miadancer24 @bzagender @link-or-sherlock hi :)

“You’re a nerd, you know that?”

“I don’t don’t know how reading and expanding my vocabulary makes me nerdy,” Astrin looked up from his book. “Didn’t you day you can’t read? I think my “nerdy behavior” might help you out a bit.”

“Less than you think it would, Twink” Jaz said.

“More than you think, Edgelord,” Astrin continued reading his book. Silence befell the garden until Jaz growled a response.

“Just because I can’t read, doesn’t mean I’m not capable.” Jaz groaned.

Astrin look up from his book for the second time in ten minutes. His eyebrows were furrowed. “Never said you weren’t.”

Cyrus mumbled as he tended to the plants in his garden with his nature magic. “Can you two please stop flirting with each other?”

I second that, Mossie signed.

Svet whistled an uneven tune.

Belle hovered over Cyrus’s hair, awkwardly swaying in her fairy form.

“What part of “You should read more.” sounds like flirting?!” Astrin basically yelled as he shut his book.

“If anything, sewing is nerdier than books!” Jaz pointed at Svet who was watching Cyrus handle his plants while mindlessly binding yarn together.

“I’m not sewing, smarty.”

“All I said, was to stop flirting. Why is everyone getting loud?” Cyrus muttered.

Agreed, Mossie signed.

“Finally, someone who gets me!” Cyrus cheered.

Astrin sighed at the group of misfits.

Yep, he thought, I’m stuck with them.

#The Shady Lad Writes #Shanswers!!! #I swear everything about them is platonic #this is just jokes #I swear #but if someone doesn’t like how their character was portrayed or uncomfortable with them being in this #just tell me and I will delete this #also #Thank Potato for those nicknames #he just call Astrin a twink once and we rolled with it from there #The Twink and the Edgelord #I’m dying while writing this #can you tell #I’m so normal about them #:D <333333

[smith-shimano-corpro]

Greetings! Former knight of the esteemed House of Water, ex-Stygos Grammaton and current militiaman of the Calliopean System here. A few generations back my family purchased a license for the experimental lynx-class super-soldier genome sequence. While the enhanced senses, reflexes and cat ears are nice, I was wondering if you knew of any effects that the Blue Blood of Pangloss would have on the virility of genetically enhanced individuals?

Hello and thank you for asking!

Catboy lmao - The Intern

#lancer #lancer rpg #mecha #ssc #interns note; maybe that guy was right when he asked me why everyone was a twink or an edgelord #maybe the third is catboy

[vampirebiter]

i miss the guts and puck dynamic pre isidro. he was always there to lighten the mood, but he had a little bit more of a role than being pretty much Just comic relief.

#i also prefer the dynamic of guts and puck over isidro and puck. edgelord and tiny flying twink balancing out the edgelord is fun #i dont like. Hate the rpg group or isidro or anything. that said i could do without a lot of the antics he and puck bring #but even then its like. not such a big part of the story that i cant overlook it with a mild eyeroll #ghost.txt

[ravnloft]

sometimes a family is an atheist himbo barbarian. a devoted himbo paladin. and the feral necro-cleric hedge witch they adopted who wants to Restore the paladin's ritualistic brands because why would a loving god command harm unto you? and a family is also the undead himbo troll who is magically bound to protect her. sometimes a family is a bunch of people morality-checking each other and dying for each other and getting revived and sticking around

#piri.txt #nobody look at me! im high and really emotional about coworker dnd! 😭💞 #sometimes a family is a twink in plate armor. a bear barbarian. and a goth girl (?) they found getting burned at the stake. #and also. a piece of roadkill the goth girl reanimated and rides around on like a kid on their dad's shoulders. #like @ raven queen WHAT'S NOT to GET 😭 they are FRENS #sometimes a family is also two huge dudes and a weird goblin in a tutu. #sometimes a family is a rogue and a barbarian drinking everclear on the beach and talking about their edgelord tragic backstories.

[havinganormalone]

People I would add to my gender vision board if I could find high-quality photos with transparent backgrounds:

-George Costanza

-Nathan Fielder

-Shane Madej

-Danny Devito

-Colin Mochrie

-Gilbert Gottfried

#yuru howls #look if I can't easily magic wand out the background it's beyond my skill level #anime characters are easy because you can usually find photos with transparent backgrounds right there #which is why the vision board is all anime twinks right now #I tried adding one (1) video game character and like the 3D rendering made it impossible for me to edit it in the way I wanted #it skews the board towards looking like I want to be a little edgelord #which is true #but it also doesn't capture my desire to also be a weird little clown

[astraltrickster]

It bothers me how many people here treat "twink" as a derogatory term and think that's somehow NOT homophobic because they are also queer like no!! That is not how it works!! You do not get to deride men for being "unmanly" and "limp-wristed" and "fruity" in a way that is completely indistinguishable from what a garden-variety homophobe says sometimes up to and including suggestions of violence and then turn around and be like "no no it's fine bro I'm gay too so I'm saying it with love I'm just joking when I talk about kicking their asses in public with no context in comments indistinguishable from those posted by a 4chan alt-right edgelord really you should know that see I have a rainbow flag in my profile and everything!!"

Being gay and homophobic isn't something we mock because it's impossible, it's something we mock because it's as SAD as it is dickish!! Knock it off!!

#serious tag #internet culture

[wjbs-bonkle-au]

Sometimes family is an angsty blacksmith, a hot teacher, a surprisingly well-adjusted SCP Foundation employee, a wacky test-pilot, a carver, and an astrology twink.

Sometimes family is a (literally) hot-headed knight, a cliff-climbing scuba diver, a chill dude with giant claws, a flying lumberjack who can talk to bears, a cowboy with cool shoes, and a quiet edgelord.

Sometimes family is a former guard-captain, a barbarian, an inventor, a pilot with two giant guns, a retired footballer, and Bionicle Jesus.

Sometimes family is 6 knights who are sometimes lizards.

Sometimes family is a hoverboarding superhero, a blank slate with death-flags wedged into every gap in her armour, a totally trustworthy ghost-lady, an edgy DnD rogue with a magic scythe, and a bunch of expendable extras (including four guys with the same primary powerset). This won't end well...

#bionicle

[jet-apologistmybadhomies]

Modern jetko is funny to me because they are just acutal edgelords

zukos Pyjama is a lil fem😭 BUT ONLY cuz i dont like drawing masc clothes i swear i am not doing that creppy twink thing😭😭

#avatar the last airbender #atla #zuko #jet #jetko #alta modern

[zeroducks-2]

Have you seen what they did with our babygirl slade 😭😭 now he looks like some teenage bishonen WHERE'S MY DILF AT?!!!

You mean gym leader Slade?

I think DC folks are completely oblivious to what made their stories good, ever. Their choices are just so frickin weird.

Let's make Superman a sad and gloomy character! Let's make Dick Grayson an edgelord riddled with anger issues! Let's make Joker a 20something yo with teeth braces who purrs like a cat! Let's cancel beloved shows and kill eagerly expected projects before they see the light!

And the most recent one, let's make Deathstroke a twink who would look too soft and young to be Grant Wilson, let alone Slade!

#Seriously what the fuck #Maybe the show is great and the character works but I really don't feel like watching it knowing that Slade is going to look like that #And he's going to sound like a Rick&Morty character #Who the fuck thought this was a good idea lmao #my asks

[polyamorousmood]

Rank Your Polycule Game

Rank the whole polycule (real or blorbos) on the scales below. No ties! Up to you if this is an ask game or just a way to start fights at the polycule boardgame night 😈

Best to worst at Mario Kart

Needs alone time to will text "🥺are you coming back soon?" if let alone for 10 consecutive minutes

Least siblings to most siblings

Class clown 🤡 to teacher's pet

Most extroverted to most introverted

Shortest to tallest

Best memory to forgets their phone is in their hand while they're holding it

Youngest👶 to oldest🧓

Hillbilly to city slicker

Hectic vibrant inner life to monk-like tranquility inside their mind

Most modest to sluttiest

"Jack of all trades" to "master of one"

Most to least outdoorsy

Color codes and schedules everything to most impulsive

Passionate to logical 🖖

Swears like a sailor to doesn't even cuss when they stub their toe

Least to most superstitious 🐈‍⬛

Twink/femme to butch/bear

Best teacher to "It'll be easier if I just did it for you"

Subsists off salad to biggest sweet tooth

Down for anything to sticks to tradition

Edgelord to ray of sunshine

Most fashionable to keeps it comfy

Jock to Nerd

Minimalist to hoarder

Feel free to add on!

#polyamory #ask game #poly shipping #ot3 ask game #this was queued so be warned if you wanna send asks #polyamorousmood original post

[tatiejosie]

Some late Halloween themed thing!!!

I wasn't sure how to dress them up this year, but then it dawned on me that the Tall Twink + Fat Milf combo also applies to Morticia and Gomez <3 is it a thinly veiled excuse to draw Bella in a suit and Mandrake in a dress? perhaps

Earwig is more Pugsley than Wednesday, sorry for not including the edgelord girlie in there </3

#earwig and the witch #halloween #happy halloween #spooky season #ghibli #the addams family #.art

[t1meslayer]

DeNA understands the unstoppable might of two blond, angsty edgelord twinks

#Can’t believe I used to think Fairy teams would never get better than Diantha and Sycamore and Valentine’s Serena #Move aside Kalos squad #It’s the age of the twink #Pokemon #Pokemon Masters EX #Pokemon Sun and Moon #Pokemon Legends Arceus #Gladion #Volo #Magearna #Togepi #Can’t believe Volo is real after all this time #Will I write something about him? most definitely

[the-muppet-joker]

So things look bad, and your back's against the wall

Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless

You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall

Can't face the world sober and dopeless

You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked

Well, let me just say you're correct

Wait, what?

You're a loser, baby

A loser, goddamn baby

You're a fucked up little whiny bitch

Hey!

You're a loser, just like me

Thanks, asshole

You're a screws-loose boozer

An only one-star reviews-er

You're a power bottom at rock bottom

But you got company

This supposed to make me feel better?

There was a time I thought that no one could relate

To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged

But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!

We're all livin' in the same shit sandwich

I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak

And you think that makes you unique?

Get outta here, man!

We're both losers, baby

We're losers, it's okay to be a

Coked-up, dick-suckin' ho?

Baby, that's fine by me

I'm a loser, honey

A schmoozer and a dummy

But at least I know I'm not alone

You're a loser

Just like me

I got an appetite for gamblin'

I got an appetite for samplin' every drug and sex toy I can find

Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!

I got no holes left to deflower

I sold my soul to save my power

Now I'm on that demon's leash

I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour

You're a loser, baby

A loser, but just maybe if we

Eat shit together, things will end up differently

It's time to lose your self-loathin'

Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby

Play your card, be who you are

A loser, just like me

I FUCKING HATE HAZBIN HOTEL. I HATE ALASTOR (idiot ugly edgelord twink) AND ADAM (making a mockery of my identity as a Biblical Adam Kin as well as a Catholic) I HATE THE PLOT I HATE THE COLORS I HATE THE MUSIC. WERE THE VOICE ACTORS EMBARASSED TO SING THIS MIDDLE SCHOOL SHIT? GENUINELY. THE WHOLE SHOW READS AS IF IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE SAME BITCHES WHO WROTE THOSE "SOLD TO ONE DIRECTION" FANFICTIONS. AND PEOPLE WANT TO FUCK THESE CHARACTERS SO BAD! AND THEY THINK IT'S HOT WHEN THEY FUCK EACH OTHER! TAKE IT FROM A GUY WHO FUCKS P U P P E T S. NONE OF THEM ARE SEXY. IT MAKES ME SICK. You make me sick.

[quarklynx]

#lynx thinks #my ocs #Ismark is an NPC from Curse of Strahd if you're not familiar with him #the characters in the first half of this list all have at least some small degree of gender fuckery going on for them #the ranger gal is the one i drew most recently #i haven't actually shared art here of all of these just yet. only most of em #I haven't shared the Elf Rogue yet i don't think. or possibly the wizard? #I'm not certain

[smith-shimano-corpro]

Hi! Why are all of your pilots twinks or edgelords?

Thanks!

Hello!

While we can't quite confirm what our pilots are and aren't, we can confidently say that our pilots are still top of the line! Only the best are granted to purchase and use our mechs out in the battlefield.

As always, you only need one! - Intern

#lancer rpg #lancer #mecha #ssc

[unstablecryptid]

Nobody asked but heres more edgelord twink Boyd Holbrook

#boyd holbrook #edgy ass fucker with the pink hair i hate him #still mad at tumblr for taking the original post down a few days ago