#Therapist dad goes brrrrrr

[eric-the-disposable-demon]

"Hey dad can you convince [*insert someone with power here*] to let me join [*insert something i cant join*] please??? They said its impossible and also probably illegal"

My dad, a therapist who got me into a bunch of stuff that I wasn't allowed to join or go to purely by "just having a quick chat with the guy in charge": ...

Me: "well?"

My dad: "dont worry im already writing the text in my head."

Me: "just no gaslighting, manipulation, mansplaining or bringing up their childhood this time yeah?"

dad: "its not gaslighting, manipulation and mansplaining, its methods of therapy and it works every single time so sit down and let me think"

Me: "k thanks love you"

#Actual conversation I just had #This is legit how it works around here #Therapist dad goes brrrrrr #I'm serious once he handed me a letter and said “got you into that thing you wanted to go to” and I was like #“OMG HOW????” #And he just chuckled and said “his dad had anger issues” #And I just looked at him and said “iM SORRY WHAT??” #and he just went “dont worry about it” #Anyway my point is dont trust therapists they have a whole other life too #Both of my parents are therapists and some people say “oh thats so great!!” NO IT FUCKED ME UP #except for that little detail where I can do what I want cos my dad can convince anyone to do anything lols #But other than that #Living with 2 therapists fucked me up BIG TIME #WOULD NOT RECOMMEND