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#“OMG HOW????”
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"Hey dad can you convince [*insert someone with power here*] to let me join [*insert something i cant join*] please??? They said its impossible and also probably illegal"
My dad, a therapist who got me into a bunch of stuff that I wasn't allowed to join or go to purely by "just having a quick chat with the guy in charge": ...
Me: "well?"
My dad: "dont worry im already writing the text in my head."
Me: "just no gaslighting, manipulation, mansplaining or bringing up their childhood this time yeah?"
dad: "its not gaslighting, manipulation and mansplaining, its methods of therapy and it works every single time so sit down and let me think"
Me: "k thanks love you"
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cozystars · 3 months
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!!! BUILT LIKE BILBO BAGGINS !!!
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sunsestart · 1 month
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What a familiar feeling...
I think he's starting to enjoy life on the surface
Perhaps he's not irreparable, he could even try to make new friends
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ando666detonao · 1 year
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don't you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just
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angsty-art-ist · 1 year
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edit: stop being fucking annoying in the notes or i'll turn this car around so help me
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tizzymcwizzy · 9 months
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for anyone that doesn't know, i recently started school again! (that's why ive been so mia) so ill be posting class projects whenever i finish them,,, this was a figure drawing assignment :)
you can get a print of this here!
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majunju · 2 months
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cold
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anniilaugh · 2 months
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”When we’re together, we have no weakness. No vulnerability. We perfect each other.”
aka @wellship 's ”20 Year Waltz” and their ”The God with no back” concept lives in my head rent free and forever loved💚
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lotustiled · 3 months
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the zutaras are back at it again !!
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humans-are-tasty · 6 months
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bioethicists · 1 year
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'recovering' or 'healing' by starting to hate your former self + shame or mock others for being the way you used to be isn't actually very healing. you can acknowledge + be grateful that you have changed without transferring all your self hatred/shame onto others.
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rvstyartstar · 16 days
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they have no brain cell
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finngualart · 11 months
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normal and chill guy who doesnt care at all that you're talking to his friend in the pub and sitting in his chair bc why would he hes very chill and not jealous
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whenthewallfell · 5 months
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~ I Got Them Quarter Quell Blues ~
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pachimation · 11 months
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lonely at the top
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jess-themess05 · 2 months
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he’s so excited to show you the resemblance
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