#Tobias Hardmann

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The Danny Bunch x Fistfights:

Daniel's characters often get beaten up but they don't typically instigate fistfights. If they do fight back, it's with wits. Should they choose violence, their weapon of choice is usually a gun.

If a brawl were to break out, however, Erik, Zemo, Checo, Laszlo, and Niki would probably have caused it with something they said or did, deliberately or otherwise. In my mind they're not necessarily a part of the scuffle, they're just pot stirrers. Arranged the likelihood of someone having diabolical intent from left to right. It peters out by the time it gets to Laszlo and Niki, as they mostly trigger conflict with the unfiltered truths they speak. While many of Daniel's characters would probably lose in a fistfight, I see Alex, Arbo, Tony, and Andrea going down after a single punch. Why these babies would be in a physical altercation, however, is beyond me. David from Lila, Lila was originally on this list but then I remembered he did beat up his tormentor in a mad rage. I was also tempted to add dorky ol' Marek but then he looks way too fit to be knocked out so easily. Marko would obviously win in a punching match. I'm willing to bet Horstmayer would, too. Ernst slugged someone in The Cloverfield Paradox (threw the first blow and all) but that was after this person directed multiple accusations at him. He has a temper but I don't think he readily resorts to violence. There is this feral quality to him though, so if he is in one, I see him winning. Zemo could take on a horde of non-enhanced fighters any day. Daniel (Weltz), Tobias, and Sebastian I see running away from shit they probably stirred, the scumbags. Zemo chooses his battles. He's a skilled fighter but against, say, the Avengers or the Dora Milaje, he knows he's better off ditching the scene or pitting them against each other. Lutz, Klaus, and Frederick go apeshit when cornered or scorned. They go from nasty to full-on Nazi. To Zemo, bombs are an acceptable means to an end—a literal tool in the arsenal. Should anything stand in the way of his mission, he will make them go BOOM.

*** p.s. if it isn't obvious already, Zemo appears four times because he changes tactics depending on the situation.

p.p.s. not sure who to credit for this concept since it's all over the internet but this alignment chart is adapted from THIS POST. I also do not know who coined the term "The Danny Bunch" but I've seen it in some posts. Tumblr's search system is no help, so I'm just borrowing it here.

#Daniel Brühl #Baron Zemo #Helmut Zemo #The Falcon and the Winter Soldier #Laszlo Kreizler #The Alienist #Alexander Kerner #Goodbye Lenin #Marko Stemper #Elefantenherz #Andrea Marowski #Ladies in Lavender #Lieutenant Horstmayer #Joyeux Noël #Klaus Prompst #In Tranzit #Fredrick Zoller #Inglorious Basterds #Tobias Hardmann #Dinosaurier #Niki Lauda #Rush #Sebastian Zöllner #Me and Kaminski #Arbo #Vaya Con Dios #Tony Balerdi #Burnt #Ernst Schmidt #The Cloverfield Paradox

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Daniel Brühl in "Dinosaurier - Gegen uns seht ihr alt aus!" 6/?

After a whole year I have come back to grace you with more of this movie + more or less accurate subtitles.

Please excuse the slight issues with the quality, I tried my hardest to fix it and downloaded the whole video about five times but every time there were new glitches.

If anyone wants to know the context I could try to explain, however it has also been a year since I watched this and I've forgotten most of the details. (The old people are trying to screw the guys from the bank over to get their homes back. That's it basically.)

TW // mention of drugs

Dir. Leander Haußmann (2009)

Sadly Eva-Maria Hagen passed away today. Rest in Peace. 🕊️

#dinosaurier #daniel brühl #didn't think there was demand for more of this #i've kind of moved on from Daniel #surprised myself by finding these scenes in the depths of my gallery #there is one last collection of clips I can post #tobias hardmann

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Daniel as Tobias Hardmann, Dinosaurier, 2009

Even if you don’t speak german you will laugh very hard.

#daniel bruhl #daniel brühl #danibruhler #dinosaurier #tobias hardmann #gif

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Laying on the Danny Boy smarm:

Tobias Hardmann, Dinosaurier (2009)

Sebastian Zöllner, Me and Kaminski (2015)

Daniel Weltz, Nebenan / Next Door (2021)

#daniel brühl #Tobias Hardmann #Dinosaurier #nebenan #danny boy #daniel weltz #next door #Sebastian Zöllner #Me and Kaminski #ich und kaminski #baron zemo #helmut zemo #chaotic energy #danny bunch #my gifs #smarmy motherfuckers #still so hot though #god help me

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Daniel Brühl's lips are always sealed...

Tobias Hardmann, Dinosaurier (2009)

Álex Garel, Eva (2011)

Baron Helmut Zemo, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)

#daniel brühl #the falcon and the winter soldier #baron zemo #helmut zemo #Álex Garel #eva #tobias hardmann #dinosaurier #tfatws #lips #my gifs

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Daniel Brühl in "Dinosaurier - Gegen uns seht ihr alt aus!" 2/?

Dir. Leander Haußmann (2009)

His second scene, as promised.

And yes, there are still loads more!

#daniel brühl #daniel bruhl #dinosaurier #tobias hardmann #the helmet!!! #the helmet stays on #< 💀💀💀 #look at him trying to steal another old person's home

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Daniel Brühl in "Dinosaurier - Gegen uns seht ihr alt aus!" 4/?

CW: (fake) teeth crunching/jaw crunching

(context: Those old people are still trying to get that credit of 250k€ and are now using this rich dude's office to prove that they are trustworthy clients.)

#mein lieber Scholli #daniel brühl #dinosaurier #tobias hardmann #so much going on #the fall and the scream #bad jokes??? #this is a long scene #posting the second half tomorrow #this will take forever to upload #the singing at 0:40??? #adorable #daniel bruhl

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Daniel Brühl in "Dinosaurier - Gegen uns seht ihr alt aus!" 3/?

3 scenes in one video because they're all so short. Wasn't even sure whether to add that last one. Living off of crumbs. 😪

#daniel brühl #daniel bruhl #tobias hardmann #dinosaurier #strutting #that slick banker behaviour ffs #this time the old people are trying to screw him over #look at their disguises #that second clip is just 5 seconds but it makes me feel things #the eyebrow raise