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Sinatra (Doberman) and Boom (Malinois). For anyone wanting to see some of my terrible darlings.
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imagination-confusion · 6 months
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Hi.
*drops this* Wardog.
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*leaves and refuses to elaborate further*
(Lore? 👀)
So, the Wardog was inspired by the fact of what if your pet dog died during a fight and it dies near skulk. Your pet's bond with you was so strong that it recreates itself into this abomination /pos.
Wardog is blind. Goodest boy. If he was dead in the game, he'd still have your nametag you named them. They're green because they're passive until threatened by hostiles. You know normal Minecraft dog behavior but raise it up by ten.
You're probably not wondering.
"Hey Kit, can Wardogs be naturally spawned?" And "Can the Wardog fight the Warden?"
The answers are no and maybe.
Wardogs are artificially made. If possible, if the pet wolf died near soulsand, they'd still try their damndest to tear its soul free and be with its owner. It just so happens that Skulk has necromantic abilities.
Can a Wardog and Warden 1v1? Uhh sure...? Probably?
Which would win? Depends, honestly.
Wardog is a juiced up wolf with Warden abilties, and Warden is well.. Warden.
Wardog can do the same stuff as Warden it's just who can hit each other faster.
50/50 split tie imo.
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Wardog Randy waited in the waiting room, his superior officer had called him in for a metting.As he sat waiting his mind drifted back to some of the things he had done in the field, horrible things stuff that would haunt him for the rest of his life, stuff he would be judged for one day in the hereafter and all of eternity he could actually feel hells flames waiting for him sometimes. But he had done it all for his love Tara and his son Luke or that’s what he told himself anyway.”Sir, they will see you now”the lady at the desk said.Randy’s head snapped up “thank you mam”he said getting to his feet and walking toward the office. As he entered the office he noticed a man in a white lab coat wearing glasses sitting next to his superior officer.”Sir” Randy said snapping off a quick salute to his officer.”At ease soldier take a seat” the officer motioned with his hand to the seat he wanted Randy to take.”Randy, this is Dr.Cory Lewandowski, I’ve Called him in to assist us on this upcoming mission I want you to take.”  the officer said.Randy looked at the man, he had a beard and a smile on his face that gave him bad vibes, but most doc's you met for mission’s usually did.”Dr. Lewandowski” Randy said shaking the dr’s hand.”The soldier, your officer has told me good things about you”Lewandowski said, with a grin on his face.”So what's this about sir?”Randy said looking at his officer.”This mission is going off the record top secret Randy, as you know we are bound to face off against Russia sometime in the future, well it seems our good doc here has concocted up a secret serum that will put us light years ahead of them. doc, i’ll leave the floor to you if you care to explain.” the officer said gesturing toward the dr.”Certainly, what officer Smith is referring to is my super soldier serum hahaha cute name, but it does exactly as it says it takes what you have already , and turns you into a weapon that can bring about extreme carnage to our enemies just one littile shot….” Lewandowski snapped his fingers and smiled. “perfect soldier” He said smiling. Randy could’nt belive what he was hearing thay wanted to experiment on him turn him into some freak, perfect solider, ha that shit was funny, they were probally going to give him something that would fuck with his mind, make him a mindless puppet, a cog in their war machine.Randy took a deep steading breath and looked officer Smith right in the eyes.”And if I refuse?” Randy asked.”Well Randy we go way back don’t we?” asked Smith.”Yes,sir” Randy said, watching as smith got out of his chair and walked over to his window and looked out.Randy was starting to feel really on edge.”Well Son, I guess it would be treason then. dr if you would.” Smith said without turning from the window.Randy saw out of the corner of his eye as Lewandowski reached under the desk and pushed a button.Randy felt a needle prick him on his leg followed by a burning sensation like when you got a flu shot. He stood and that's when his legs gave out on him and he hit the ground he couldn't move!! “What the hell have you given me!!.” he roared at the two men. “Just something to immobilize you and put you to sleep, when you wake up you shall be in my hands soldier.” sneered Lewandowski.”I’m sorry about this son but it's for the best.”Randy heard Smith say, the room started to spin and Randy found himself falling into a deep dark abyss. His mouth was dry and he had a pounding headache when he awoke he tried to move but found himself shackled to a table, he looked around the room saw Cory and officer Smith.” Fuck you BASTARDS.”Randy screamed.Smith looked up from a paper he was reading placed it in a folder handed it to a guard that was in the room with them dismissed him and walked over to Randy and smacked him in the face he then grabbed Randy’s dog tag “you ever look on the back of this it says propetery of the u.s. your ass belongs to us!!” Smith said with fire in his eyes. “Doc let's get started i’ll meet you in the booth.”Smith said turning and leaving the room. “You know what smith said is true we will be in a war one day but not with the russians but with the army of darkness” Randy heard lewandowski say. “The hell ya talking about?” Randy asked. “Vampires!!!! boy we are currently working with all nations around the world and developing weapons to use against them, sort of an arms race against the arm of darkness really”the dr said with a smile on his face “your crazy” Randy said.The doctor walked over to Randy and touched his face. “You will be the first out of many of my dogs of war boy,my own child of darkness hahaha.” Lewandowski cackled. “My wife she want sit still she will go the the media and bring this down” Randy cried. “That's where you're wrong dear boy your identity has been erased and you have no family but her and that little brat all her family is gone too you all want be missed” the  doctor smiled as he walked over to randy, he gave him a shot and smiled. “What have you done to them!!!!” Randy roared. “Not what we have done, boy, more like what your getting ready too do to them”smiled the Dr. Randy spit in his face and bared his teeth at the dr. “I’ll kill you one day” Randy vowed. “I don't think so, bring them in!!!” lewandowski said. A door opened from across the room and Tara and Luke was pushed in Randy was horrified. “Start the moon simulator” Randy heard a voice say. Randy and his family were all locked into the room now. “Randy what's happening” asked Tara. He was about to answer when his body started to convulse “Randy what's happening to you AHHHHHHH!!!!!”Tara screamed.” Daddy What are you doing?” Luke asked. The last thing Randy remembered before The beast took over was himself tearing his wife and child to shreds the taste of there blood in his mouth and that horrible laughter of Dr. Lewandowski. TO BE CONTINUED
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Shooting Fish In a Barrel
by Dan H
Thursday, 01 May 2008Dan has yet another go at JK Rowling~This is going to be short, because frankly there's not a lot to be said except "JK Rowling is so terminally stupid that she needs to purged from the gene pool for the good of humanity."
For those of you who haven't been obsessively following everything that infuriating woman does, she is currently suing the guy behind the Harry Potter Lexicon.
Now I'll try to be fair here. If the guy has genuinely reproduced text from the Potter books without attribution, then he's breaking the law and he needs to correct that, but the guy's a professional librarian and frankly I trust his ability to credit sources properly far, far more than JKR's ability to identify genuine plagiarism.
On the other hand her complaints are so utterly asinine that, well, that I'm completely unsurprised but I'm going to be rude about them anyway.
I think the most telling example of JK Rolwing's complete failure to understand anything, ever, from birth is this:
For instance, she said, the Ogre entry simply said, "Ron and Hermione think they see an ogre at Three Broomsticks." A superior entry, Ms. Rowling testified, would have pointed out that "An ogre in European folklore was a flesh-eating giant."
Say it with me now.
What the fucking fucking fucking fuck?
Seriously JK: how fucking stupid are you, you stupid, stupid woman.
The Harry Potter Lexicon is a guide to the Harry Potter books. Your proposed encyclopaedia is probably going to be a guide to the Harry Potter world. The fact that you can't tell the difference is testimony to how utterly stupid, stupid, stupid you are. It is also why your books are so 
very, very bad
.
The only information we have about ogres in the 
actual text
 of Harry Potter (as opposed to the magical world of JK Rowling's brain, where Dumbledore is gay, and the series is a protracted plea for tolerance) is that which is provided in the lexicon: Ron and Hermione think they see an ogre at Three Broomsticks. Adding a pointless piece of trivial information would not, in fact, create a superior entry. It would create an inferior entry.
Rowling's objections to the Lexicon boil down to an inability to understand that "Harry Potter" is an artefact which exists in the world, it is a series of texts and commentaries on those texts by the author, and the purpose of the Lexicon is to catalogue and make accessible that 
textual
information. Rowling seems to somehow expect the Harry Potter Lexicon to contain information which is not contained in the Harry Potter books, but that simply isn't its purpose.
As far as Rowling is concerned, Harry Potter is not a series of cultural artefacts existing within the world, but a world that exists in her imagination. This is why she feels so free to amend, interpret, and justify the text after its publication. As far as she's concerned (and, as other FB articles have discussed, as far as a depressingly large number of other people are concerned) the Harry Potter universe has a distinct, external reality and the process of reading about Harry Potter is a process of bringing your understanding into line with this distinct, external reality. Essentially a person's appreciation of Harry Potter (as far as Rowling is concerned) can be judged exclusively in terms of how closely it matches her own.
The Harry Potter Lexicon is something altogether different. It is a guide to the 
text
 (and also the metatext and commentary). It does not seek to define or redefine the boundaries of the Wizarding world, merely to gather together, in one place, textual information about Harry Potter. Calling this "plagiarism" (or to use Rowling's infuriatingly cutesy term "pilfering") is roughly analogous to calling 
Easton's Bible Dictionary
 blasphemy. And just like the Harry Potter Lexicon, Easton's Bible Dictionary contains some very, very short entries, for example:
Pahath-Moab: Governor of Moab, a person whose descendants returned from the Captivity and assisted in rebuilding Jerusalem (Ezra 2:6; 8:4; 10:30).
No doubt JK would suggest that a superior entry would add "Moab is a place which appears in the bible".
It gets crazier. When the counsel for the defence pointed out to Ms Rowling that actually, putting a bunch of information into alphabetical order so that it would be easily accessible is exactly what lexicons, dictionaries, and encyclopaedias are supposed to do, the exchange went something like this:
"Have you ever read a dictionary, Miss Rowling?" Mr. Hammer demanded. Alphabetical order, he continued, "is what the Encyclopedia Britannica uses, isn't that true?"
To which Ms. Rowling retorted: "What are you accessing in these A-to-Z's? Aren't you being suckered out of your hard-earned cash?"
That's right folks, she actually just said that 
dictionaries, encyclopaedias and reference works
 are a waste of money. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the champion of children's literacy, the great new hope for the education of a generation, Ms Joanne "I don't think dictionaries are useful" Rowling.
Rowling has also said that the whole business has been crushing her creativity, and she is not sure if she has "the will or the heart" now to publish her own encyclopaedia.
I guess there's an upside to everything then.Themes: 
J.K. Rowling
Books
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Wardog
 at 12:20 on 2008-05-01Apparently Mr Vander Ark cried on the stand - I can't believe JK Rowling is suing this poor bastard librarian from nowhere. It's actually pitiful, he clearly adores her and the whole Harry Potter thing.
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empink
 at 22:39 on 2008-05-01
That's right folks, she actually just said that dictionaries, encyclopaedias and reference works are a waste of money. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the champion of children's literacy, the great new hope for the education of a generation, Ms Joanne "I don't think dictionaries are useful" Rowling.
*stares* This is more like shooting one sedated fish in a specially shaped barrel that only allows enough of an opening for your bullet to enter :P
Otherwise, though? I'm heartened to see you going against JKR here. I don't know if you've seen the commentary on the case in fandom sources, but considering the ridiculous nature of what she is trying to do here, the way so many people have come out in blistering support of her actions makes me boggle. The unfounded personal attacks against the other side are even worse, especially considering that this lawsuit should not have happened. Reference works of this kind are fair use, and no one has ever been this bothered about just for that reason. If she doesn't like the Lexicon reference book, nothing stops her from finishing her own encyclopaedia and releasing it. It just makes no sense.
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Dan H
 at 10:46 on 2008-05-02
I'm heartened to see you going against JKR here. I don't know if you've seen the commentary on the case in fandom sources, but considering the ridiculous nature of what she is trying to do here, the way so many people have come out in blistering support of her actions makes me boggle.
I like to think that I can be relied upon to come out against JK Rowling. It's practically my party trick. I'm not surprised that fandom is out in support. Hell, even Mr Vander Ark is out in support and he's the damned defendant
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Wardog
 at 17:01 on 2008-05-02(Yes, we have entertaining parties in this part of world)
I don't really pay much attention to fandom, except when they agree with me or when they write something exceptionally pretty (i.e. depressingly better than JK Rowling - which is actually pretty often) ... but I'm genuinely mind-boggled that they would *agree* with her actions on this one?
Surely she doesn't have a legal leg to stand on? (Is there a a lawyer in the house?) And it's just plain pissy.
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Jamie Johnston
 at 01:35 on 2008-05-07[Warning: simple answer to simple question turns into lengthy musings on the nature of stuff.]
Intellectual property may well be the area of law I know least about, but I think from what I've heard about the case that the problem is something like this:
If you published and sold one of the Potter books without permission (and without paying her royalties), you'd be making money from what would be almost entirely Rowling's work and very little of your own work. If you translated the same book into Klingon and then published and sold the translation, it would be more your work and less hers, but still the plot, characters, pacing, structure, and probably even some elements of the prose style would be hers and she should probably get a substantial cut of the proceeds. If you wrote a twenty-page summary of the book (in English) and published and sold it, the balance would be further in your favour, but still you'd be using a lot of her work, so arguably she should still get a share. You see where this goes: Warners are basically arguing that all Mr Vander Ark has done is summarize and rearrange Rowling's material.
Which is kind of true. Of course that seems to have nothing to do with what Rowling herself thinks is going on. Her comments quoted above have nothing to do with the legal issues in the case as far as I can see, and are pretty imbecilic. Of course there *is* a legitimate response to the question about encyclopedias, but it's not 'encyclopedias are a con', it's 'the things an encyclopedia puts in alphabetical order are facts about the real world, which nobody had to put any effort into inventing'.
But that raises another question, which is not so much about whether Rowling is stupid (no further debate needed there) as about whether intellectual property law is stupid. Is there really such a categorical difference between the statement "Quidditch is played up on broomsticks up in the air" (http://www.hp-lexicon.org/quidditch/quidditch.html#Rules) and the statement "A cricket match is played on a grass field, roughly oval in shape" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket)? In a sense one is a fictional statement and the other a factual statement; but you can put it another way and say that one is a factual statement about a fictional world and the other is a factual statement about a real world. Both are equally true, provided you read the former sentence with the implicit preface "In J.K. Rowling's 'Harry Potter' books" (which obviously you do, because that's the whole point), and they have exactly the same ratio between the amount of work / inspiration / usefulness contributed by the person making the statement and the amount of work / inspiration / usefulness contributed by the person who invented the game in question. Yet we wouldn't say that the inventor of cricket (if cricket had been invented by one specific person) should be entitled to a share of any money made by the person making the statement about cricket pitches being grassy ovals.
So in a sense Mr Vander Ark has more or less just taken the products of Rowling's mind, paraphrased them, and arranged them in a thematic rather than a narrative order. His work relies entirely on Rowling's work and no one would want to read his book if hers didn't exist. But, at the same time, that's exactly what makes the case, and the law it's based on, ridiculous. His work is so entirely reliant on hers that it in no sense undermines, subsumes, or replaces her work. It won't stop anyone buying her books, and in fact it may well encourage more people to buy them. It doesn't take away any of the money she earned by writing the books, and it doesn't stop her earning more money every time another copy is sold. What she's really demanding here is that she be paid twice for inventing Quidditch: once for writing about it in the 'Potter' books, and a second time for Mr Vander Ark writing about it in the 'Lexicon'.
The problem is that the whole idea of intellectual property is a philosophical nightmare. Of course Rowling has to be able to make money from her ideas. Otherwise writers would starve. But on the other hand the whole exercise is based on the assumption that the more money Mr Vander Ark makes from her ideas, the less money she makes from her ideas. Money is ostensibly a zero-sum game. If I give you 10, I'm 10 worse off. There appears to be no way for me to cause you to acquire my 10 without myself losing my 10. But, we cry, ideas aren't like that. Ideas are infinitely reproducible and infinitely transferable. I have an idea, I tell it to you, now we each have that idea. Where before there was one person with one idea, there are now two people with one idea each. Arithmetic says there must now be two ideas, but of course there's still only one; and yet it's not that we have half each, or that we each own a half-share in one idea: no, each of us has one whole idea. Now, if my idea is worth 10, then here is how I can give you 10 without losing 10: I give you my idea, and then you can sell it for 10, and I still have my idea, which I can also sell for 10, and now we have 10 each. But wait, it's not so simple after all, because if I give you my idea for free then you can give it to someone else for free, and he can give it to someone else for free, and she can give it to someone else for free, and pretty soon everybody in the world has free access to my idea and nobody wants to pay be 10 or even 10p for it. Although giving you my idea didn't look like it would make me any worse off, it actually has. So now how am I supposed to make a living out of having ideas?
The most obvious solution is for me to refuse to give you my idea for free. In stead I charge you 10 for it. Now I am 10 better off. I still have my idea, however, so in theory I can go on doing this indefinitely, charging people 10 each for something that I don't lose by giving it away. I could get as many 10 notes as there are people who want my idea. But there's a flaw here too, because once I've sold you my idea you can then, if you want, give it away for free, and just as before anyone can get it free and no one needs to pay me for it. It's not as bad as the first scenario, because I've still for 10 from the first sale, but once might think I was entitled to more.
The intellectual property solution is to say that nobody is allowed to give away my idea. Anyone who gets it must get it from me, and if I want you to pay 10 for it then that's the only way you're going to get it. The problem is that this is (1) very very difficult in practice to enforce and (2) entirely contrary to the whole point and essence of ideas (which is, as mentioned some time earlier, that they can be given away without being lost). It effectively seeks to make ideas as easy to deal with as physical property by making it illegal to take advantage of what makes them different from physical property.
I can't claim to have a fully developed superior solution. It would seem more in tune with the nature of ideas if I were just to charge you a sufficiently massive amount of money when I first sell you the idea that I can survive quite happily until I get my next idea and I needn't care if I never make another penny out of that first idea again. The problem is that now you've invested a massive amount of money in my idea, and I can prevent you making any of it back by simply telling my idea for free to a bunch of other people. After all, I've already had all the money I'm going to make out of that idea, so there's no reason why I shouldn't give it away for free from now on. So what's your incentive for buying the idea from me in the first place, when you can wait for some other chump to fork over the cash while you wait in the queue to get the same idea for nothing? In fact, although it may be in everyone's collective interest for the idea to get bought, it's in nobody's individual interest to buy it. So if we carry on down this line of thinking the only solution seems to be for the state, being the representative of the collective good, to use tax-payers' money to pay writers one-off lump sums to write books that can then be distributed for free (or for nothing more than the cost of producing the physical copy of the book).
I don't know. It's very hard to see a solution. But it's not hard to see that there are some real problems with the current attempt at a solution, because if there weren't then people like Mr Vander Ark wouldn't be weeping in witness-boxes.
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Arthur B
 at 10:37 on 2008-05-07To be fair to intellectual property laws, you have to look at two aspects of the idea - the idea itself, and the presentation.
Pretty much none of the actual 
ideas
 in Rowling's books are her own. Kid who discovers magical abilities and goes to a special school? 
The Worst Witch
, come on down. Kid discovers that he is the last scion of a lost family and is destined to defeat the Dark Lord? Well, there's 
almost every epic fantasy written since the 1970s...
In copyright law, which is the specific area of the law we are dealing with here, it's not just the idea itself which is important but the presentation (in the case of the HP books, what Rowling actually sat down and wrote). If Rowling had just sat in that cafe and wrote "A boy discovers he is a wizard and goes to Wizard School; he fights the Dark Lord" on a napkin and tried to publish that nobody would buy it. What makes the Harry Potter stories valuable - and, in essence, what makes the copyright valuable - is the specific presentation, the fact that (at least in the earlier books) Rowling is actually capable of writing a good story that people are willing to pay money for.
Now, if Jill Murphy wrote 
The Worst Witch at the Inter-School Quiddich Match
, in which the Worst Witch and her school go off to a sporting event hosted by Hogwarts and she meets Harry and Snape and the rest, she'd clearly be breaching Rowling's intellectual property rights; even though the general idea of a magical school isn't new to Rowling, and the particular style of school arguably originated with Murphy, the particular presentation of the idea we see in the Potter novels - Hogwarts, Dumbledore, Snape, rotating cast of Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers and all - originates with Rowling.
On the other hand, I'm aware of several unofficial Harry Potter publications out there (I could have sworn I saw a "Guide to the Harry Potter World" in The Works a few years ago) which quote liberally (or as liberally as the law allows, which is more than sufficient for most criticism purposes) from the books. Heck, there's even books that are all about how Harry Potter is evil and Rowling is a foul temptress leading the youth of today astray. I don't see how the 
Lexicon
 is any different from those books except for these three points:
1: It's more thorough than earlier guides to the books, at least partially because it's based on all seven books.
2: It appears to be ambiguous as to whether it is a guide to the Harry Potter books (in which case it's just reporting a bunch of facts about them, and it's on somewhat sturdier ground) or whether it is a guide to the Harry Potter universe - in short, whether it is reporting on the word of Rowling, or whether it is attempting to claim an authorial authority over the Potter universe which only Rowling can really claim to have.
3: Rowling happened to want to do an encyclopedia of the Potter world herself, and feels that the 
Lexicon
 would either make such a project redundant or make it less profitable.
I suspect that point 2 is the origin of many of the legal arguments in the case, but that point 3 is the actual motivation; it'd be pretty weak to rely on point 3 in court, since it'd put Rowling in the difficult position of trying to assert intellectual property rights on the basis of a book she hasn't actually written yet.
Of course, if Rowling had just trademarked "Harry Potter" we wouldn't be in this mess; then you couldn't put something like 
The Harry Potter Lexicon
 out without being accused of "passing off" - making out that your product is an official Harry Potter (TM) product when it isn't. Actually, for all I know she has, and these are the grounds the suit is being brought under - but I suspect she hasn't. We'd have seen far less unofficial guides to the Potterverse were that the case...
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Dan H
 at 14:44 on 2008-05-07
Of course Rowling has to be able to make money from her ideas. Otherwise writers would starve.
Actually, I think that's where the problems arise. Legally speaking (as far as I understand) nobody is entitled to make money from their *ideas*, they're entitled to make money from their *works*.
It pretty much has to work this way, because otherwise Jill Murphy really could sue JK Rowling for use of the "magical school" idea and Joss Whedon could sue the makers of Alias, Tru Calling, Wonderfalls and Veronica Mars for the "Teenage girl kicks ass in a TV series" idea.
IP law only protects the presentation, not the idea.
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Arthur B
 at 18:15 on 2008-05-07Exactly. You can't patent a plot.
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Dan H
 at 19:32 on 2008-05-07
Of course, if Rowling had just trademarked "Harry Potter" we wouldn't be in this mess; then you couldn't put something like The Harry Potter Lexicon out without being accused of "passing off" - making out that your product is an official Harry Potter (TM) product when it isn't.
Actually, I'm not sure even that would make any difference. "McDonalds" is a registered trademark, so is "Microsoft", people write books about them all the time. That's basically where this problem seems to be coming from: you obviously have to be able to write *about* somebody else's intellectual property, otherwise there would be no such thing as literary criticism. It is, in fact, totally legitimate, for a third party to write a lexicon, guide, or criticism of any work of intellectual property. The *only* legal recourse JK could possibly have here is (a) if the poor bugger has used too much of her original text, but I doubt he has or (b) if she can show that he had somehow claimed that she endorsed the book when she didn't (you might recall that this second issue was the way that Fox News tried to sue "Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them").
I suspect that point 2 is the origin of many of the legal arguments in the case, but that point 3 is the actual motivation; it'd be pretty weak to rely on point 3 in court, since it'd put Rowling in the difficult position of trying to assert intellectual property rights on the basis of a book she hasn't actually written yet.
Not only is she trying to assert her IP rights over a book she hasn't written yet, she's also trying to claim that those rights include the right to prevent the publication of competing product. It really is like Jill Murphy trying to sue Rowling because the Potter books might harm sales of the Worst Witch.
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Dan H
 at 19:52 on 2008-05-07
Yet we wouldn't say that the inventor of cricket (if cricket had been invented by one specific person) should be entitled to a share of any money made by the person making the statement about cricket pitches being grassy ovals.
Sorry to double post, but this actually highlights another important point (which admittedly we've already mentioned, but I thought I'd repeat anyway). Not only would Lord Sebastian Cricket, inventor of Cricket not be entitled to a cut of the profits from a dictionary which includes a description of a cricket pitch, he would 
also
 not be entitled to a cut of the profits of a cricket match.
Again, it comes down to the fact that you can't copyright an idea. Even if Cricket *had* been invented by one man, it would be impossible to say that the *idea* of playing a game where two teams of men hit a ball away from stumps in an effort to score runs was his and his alone. Contact juggling was pretty much invented by Michael Moschen (the guy who was David Bowie's arms in 
Labyrinth
) but it's grown well beyond him and he has no ownership over the idea.
In fact if you *could* copyright ideas, there'd be huge enormous problems. Since Mr Moschen, for example, has lost all interest in contact juggling (he just sees it as something he did for a while in the eighties), if he maintained exclusive rights to the idea, nobody would be able to do it. If you could patent not only inventions but also the ideas *behind* those inventions, there would be nothing stopping people developing ludicrous monopolies (imagine, for example, if Microsoft held not only the patents for "Windows" and "Microsoft Word" but also for the ideas of "Operating Systems" and "Word Processors").
Lord Sebastian Cricket would hold the copyright on 
Lord Cricket's Concise Rules to the Cricketing Sport
 or whatever other works he chose to publish about the game he had invented, but he would not and should not own the game itself, because that would give him the power to decide, on a whim, that nobody was allowed to play Cricket any more.
The scary thing about this case is that Rowling is claiming for herself not only the right to be acknowledged as the creator and originator of Harry Potter, but also to actually 
control what is said about it
 and that's actually rather scary.
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Arthur B
 at 21:58 on 2008-05-07
"McDonalds" is a registered trademark, so is "Microsoft", people write books about them all the time. That's basically where this problem seems to be coming from: you obviously have to be able to write *about* somebody else's intellectual property, otherwise there would be no such thing as literary criticism. It is, in fact, totally legitimate, for a third party to write a lexicon, guide, or criticism of any work of intellectual property.
This is very true.
I suspect that Rowling's lawyers will present the argument that the 
Lexicon
 does not fall into the category of criticism or discussion since it does not voice any actual opinions about the matters at hand; it simply provides a long list of details about the Harry Potter universe without comment. This is frankly a somewhat shaky argument - there's plenty of, say, unofficial episode guides for TV shows which rely on providing a list of facts about the shows in question, and I've never heard of any of them being taken down - but a) she's rich, she can afford good lawyers, they'll probably dress it up a bit and b) the fact that I can't think of any instances where people have tried to stop 
The Unofficial Guide To (Whatever)
might mean one of two things: either my memory is sloppy, and there have been instances, in which case there's precedent they can call on, or nobody's tried to prevent this sort of thing from happening before, in which case they might be hoping to set a precedent.
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Rami
 at 10:23 on 2008-05-08
Actually, I think that's where the problems arise. Legally speaking (as far as I understand) nobody is entitled to make money from their *ideas*, they're entitled to make money from their *works*.
Yes, that's exactly how it should be. The law is rather less than clear about it :-( -- yet another argument for 
copyleft
 ;-)
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Arthur B
 at 15:00 on 2008-05-08To be honest, I'm glad that Harry Potter didn't come out under copyleft, on the basis that:
- The very thought of the sheer number of thinly-disguised Potter imitations makes me cringe. At least in the current situation anyone who wants to get onto the children's fantasy bandwagon needs to be creative enough to write something different.
- If anyone could write about Potter we would have a million Rowlings making ridiculous declarations about the series instead of one. And one is more than enough.
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Rami
 at 15:56 on 2008-05-08True enough, I expect the arguments in favor of / against copyright in literature are somewhat different from the arguments that are relevant in software ;-)
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Dan H
 at 09:15 on 2008-05-09
The very thought of the sheer number of thinly-disguised Potter imitations makes me cringe. At least in the current situation anyone who wants to get onto the children's fantasy bandwagon needs to be creative enough to write something different.
Actually, copyright doesn't protect against thinly disguised imitations at *all* - if it did half the Fantasy novels on the market would have to be taken down for ripping off Lord of the Rings.
The reason that copyright actually *is* a blessing is that otherwise 
every single publishing company in the world
 would be cranking out Harry Potter books at a furious pace. This would then give them no reason to look for new authors of their own, it would make it impossible for smaller companies to survive in the market (Bloomsbury was only saved because it "got" Rowling - if another company had just been able to decide to publish its own copies it would have sunk years ago).
Copyright and patent law exist to protect the investments of people who spend a lot of money developing things which then become instantly reproducible. Without it, publishing would become financially non-viable.
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Arthur B
 at 13:27 on 2008-05-09I meant imitations as in "things close enough to Harry Potter as to be actually indistinguishable." Like that Tanya Grotter series from Russia and the Chinese bootleg where Harry turns into a dwarf.
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21 Questions
I got tagged by the fabulous @asamandra!  Thanks, jellybean!
Rules: answer these 21 questions, then tag 21 people you want to get to know better
I already did one of these yesterday, so now.... I will probably throw in some goofy stuff and bald-faced lies, because I can.
Nickname: Oooh, I thought of a great one, my adorable @letsallsleepoverwork is called Mei, but I call her mei mei, so now I’m her jie jie.  (That’s Chinese for little sister and big sister, for anyone who wondered.  Yes, I got that from Firefly.  I’m pretty sure she got it from much more respectable means.)
Height: 74′ 3″
Last movie I saw: The Slipper and the Rose
Last thing I Googled: Mei Mei’s tumblr to make sure I had the right one.
Favorite musician: I have a lot of stuff by P!nk, she’s one of my faves
Song stuck in my head: I’m listening to “That Man” by Caro Emerald right now, so I don’t currently have anything stuck.
Other blogs: None, but my Discord Wife @wakandan-wardog talked me into signing up on Instagram today.
Do I get asks: Occasionally, but I do wish I got more!  I love interacting with other people!
Following: a million
Amount of sleep: Never enough
Lucky number: 1576545
What I’m wearing: Blue t-shirt with a red Peggy Carter silhouette and white block words over that saying “I know my value” (I made it!), jeans, black boots with purple shoelaces.
Dream job: Taste tester for a professional chef
Dream trip: Hogwarts and Narnia
Favorite food: All the baked goods.  Cookies and cake and pie and doughnuts for daaaaaaays.
Play any instruments: I want to say nose flute, because it makes me giggle...
Languages: Child speak.  
Favorite songs: Unforgettable by Thomas Rhett, Beautiful Trauma by P!nk, Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet, Another One Bites the Dust by Queen, Secret Love Song by Little Mix, Every Breath You Take by RDJ and Sting
Random fact: Given the opportunity, I would 100% take a nap with a tiger or lion, because BIG WARM FLUFFY
Describe yourself as aesthetic things: the sound of raindrops on leaves, Christmas lights glowing under a blanket of snow, colorized vintage photos, the smell of perfectly ripe peaches, spools of ribbon in a craft store, popping bubble wrap, sinking your fingers into soft fur, being extremely comfortable and warm as you fall asleep, the way fireworks glitter and fizzle in the sky
Not gonna tag this time, but if you see this and wanna play too, consider yourself tagged!  (I am totally serious, do it!)
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greythunderkat · 6 years
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Tag Game
So i was tagged by @winteriron-trash and @lovinthepizzalife (look I’m finally doing one!)
Rules: Answer the 20 questions below and then tag 20 bloggers that you wanna get to know better.
Nicknames/s: Kat, Gato, Katillac, I will answer to anything Kat related
Height: 5′6
Orientation: Very confused Ace
Nationality: American
Favourite Fruit: Watermelon
Favourite Season:  Spring
Favourite Flower: Clematis 
Favourite Scent:  Curve, Freshly cut grass
Favourite Colour:  Blue
Favourite Animal: Snow Leopard
Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate: Yes
Average hours of sleep:  Not enough
Cat or Dog Person: Yes
Favourite Fictional Character: Tony Stark
Number of Blankets You Sleep With: One
Dream Trip: Barcelona
Blog Created: Hell if I know
Number of Followers: 17
Random Fact: I hoard stuff animals
Uh, I guess I’ll tag @glaciya @cheshire-cassiel @wakandan-wardog @tardis--type40  @sociallyawkwardfoxwriter Sorry?
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djcoulz · 7 years
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Tagged by:@elusivelogic
Rules:
Answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better!
Nicknames: DJ, Rosencrantz, Chuck, Arley
Starsign: Cancer de creb
Height: 5′6″
Last thing I googled: I have no clue
Fave music artist: Pink Floyd & The Bee Gees
Song stuck in my head: Dogs by The Bee Gees
Last movie I watched: Wardogs
Last TV show I watched: Sense8 (the Christmas special)
When did you create your blog:  May 2012. (Holy fucking jesus I can’t believe it was that long ago.)
What kind of stuff do you post: Lotta gay video game stuff
Do I have any other blogs: I have an Art blog, & some other dumb blogs
Do I get asks regularly: Nah.
Why did I choose my url: It was my DJ name when I was a teenager.
Gender: Male.
Hogwarts house: Slytherin.
Pokemon team: Charmeleon, Gengar, Lapras, Alakazam, & Aerodactyl
Favorite color: White, Pink, Mint Green
Average hours of sleep: 5-12
Lucky number: 13, 22
Favorite characters: Big Boss from MGS, Ishmael from Moby Dick
How many blankets do you sleep with: 1 sheet and a comforter
Dream job: Owner of the Dallas Cowboys
Tagging: all my peeps. I’m lazy.
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wardog-of-the-endless · 11 months
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for the ask game thingy:
edelweiss ⇢ how’d you think of your url/username? what’s it associated with to you?
Hi Jayden!
Ok this is a teensy bit of a story but here we go! So a few years (2018) back I was catcalled by a guy when I was living in a more populated section of FL with a decent downtown area. Did the typical ignore, and got called basically a stuck-up Spanish bitch. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Not long after that, Black Panther hit theaters and I went to watch it. Loved that the soldiers of Wakanda, particularly those outside of their homeland, were called wardogs. (I did have five dogs, even at this time. Including a Doberman, which was the classic 'war' dog and the reason for the alternate "finish" the military designed. Short version, you keep the dog in front of you (then send it to heel at your left) rather than sending them (right) around your back to heel (at your left side), because while crossing behind the Dobes used to nail their handlers in the ass. :) teehee!)
So between that and the Spanish Bitch comment, I was like 'Hmmm' and changed it to wakandan-wardog, for at least a time. Fast-forward a bit, The Sandman gets greenlit and it was always a favorite comic so. Keeping the Wardog, wanted something Dream-Realm or Night themed... Dream's my favorite but I did like the overall idea of entities beyond gods (The Endless). If I didn't have to adhere to the "D" theme I think I'd be Wish, personally. ^.^
Still a spicy Latina, still could bite (ask me about my t-shirt!), still a fandom reference and a dog history reference. I've always got a Doberman in hand and I'm always down to talk fandom stuff.
Hi. I'm War. ^.^ This is my dog.
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Temptation Tuesday
Rules: share something about an idea you have/something that's speaking to you/an au you'd like to see and are considering writing/etc. etc. Basically anything that is tempting you away from your current wips!
Insane thanks for the tag @shubaka (you’re a marvelous terrible influence, it’s very sexy of you.) Uhhh ok here we go, I guess!
💗 Pearls Of Madness /(KinnPorsche Series- KimChay)- This is looking like a series and possibly the end to my sanity, but in a very sexy way, I guess. Kim decides to start changing up some of WIK’s stylings to a bit more of an androgynous angle as he sort of explores that about himself. He’s not really sure about it but every time he introduces a new piece Chay sort of loses his mind? And Kim’s both addicted to exploring this facet of himself AND the way his Angel reacts so... He escalates things. Aggressively. (And so does Chay.) There are no losers here.
💗 It Was One Time (And We Were Drunk) /(Cutie Pie Series-  YiLian) Uh so literally anything for my babes and my SoulSister be like ‘you should do the thing’ so I’m likely to do the thing and promptly. The thing is: YiLian by accident before Diao and Kuea come back into their lives. So this is like, Cutie Pie Series Top x Top Club Shenanigans possibly drunk before their sweetlings return from whatever foreign country they’re living in before university).
💗 Cafe/Bakery AU (KP/WB KimChay)- Soft boys flirting IDK man it’s just... in my head. Obsession with food, cafe surroundings, general soft soft soft pastel life here.
💗 At Your Service (KP Series- KimChay) So this is actually a Chay post-kidnapping story idea... previous anxiety highly exacerbated due to some of his experiences in the Mafia family. Planning on him being out in public (possibly with Kim, possibly to meet Kim, possibly just trying to run errands and be normal without any bodyguards to his knowledge- up in the air) and having a panic attack. A working SD and handler find him and help him through it and while they’re sitting and talking she mentions to Chay he might benefit from a dog.. But in the mean time, is there anyone they should call? (Why I’m leaning on Kim not being there because he’d show up too soon and spoil this H/C moment unless he was IDK trapped on a phone call with a manager or something. If Chay’s going to meet Kim, Kim could show up after they’ve had a chance to talk. If Chay’s on his own, they call Kim... If Chay only thinks he managed to be out on his own, Kim’s bodyguard that’s been tailing Chay has called Kim and Kim flies in ready to protect his (ex?) baby and finally some talking can happen.) Anyway, about the time Kim’s getting his back up about Chay talking to some strange girl, her Korean boyfriend turns up and off they go. (It won’t be until later that Kim realizes that was one of the Korean Mafia and he has a meltdown all over again.)
💗 Mafia Queens AU (KP x Several Shows/References Multiverse Collab Nightmare) Essentially after Kinn more or less makes Porsche his ‘Queen’ there’s a formal event where Mafia from different countries are showing up to acknowledge the change of power, admit they’ve removed some of Korn & Co’s Generation/Allies from their own organizations, etc. Porsche gets dressed up (Corset!Porsche my beloved!) by a friend of his that turns out to be one of the Korean Mafia Queens (she’s a returning OC from above, the girl with the dog), because it might be fun to have Kinn get jealous over a nonthreatening character and let him be rewarded with a very excellent visual (and some delicious sex, when they finally get around to peeling said outfit off of Porsche).
ANYONE WANNA VOTE ON THESE? Someone talk me into these or out of these or something. IDK.
I honestly have no idea who to tag/punish in this way ummmmm... WHOEVER SEES THIS AND WANTS TO SUFFER, OKAY? Please don’t judge me I’m mortified.   @fuckyeah-itme @just-slightly-chayotic @just-slightly-chaotic @booksnchocolate I’m only tagging you because these will be of interest to you, possibly? Love you love you.
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! "Picrew and quizzes" Tag game !
Rules: do this quiz, this picrew, this quiz too, and post the result!
I was tagged by the talented, the lovely, the smoochable @alwaysandforeverlost​, I’m KEESING YOU, BLUE. 💙  Anyway. 
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So this was interesting! Tagging my SoulSister and fandom spouses! @markmybirds​ @just-slightly-chaotic​ @fuckyeah-itme​ And anyone else that sees this and wants to do it!
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wardog-of-the-endless · 10 months
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Fae Tag Game
Take this quiz and make a doll and then tag some mutuals!
I was tagged by my darling Alex! It seems we are running away to the Dusk Court together?
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I’m dressed, let’s GO! 
Thank you, dearheart! I had a marvelous time with it, Fae are definitely a favorite. And now, to tag some of my darlings! Well obviously I’d be disavowed by my SoulSister if I didn’t tag @markmybirds​ first. But I think also I’ll ask: @dayzor​ @ibreathebooks-42​ @booksnchocolate​ @alwaysandforeverlost​ @shubaka​ @rebelmeg​ @static-abyss​
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wardog-of-the-endless · 10 months
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Tumblr Music Game
Rules: put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that come up and tag 10 people
Thank you to @fuckyeah-itme, @alwaysandforeverlost, @scattered-stardust, and anyone I might have missed.
제발 by 휘성 (Please by Whesung)
2. You and Me by Lifehouse
3. MISSING YOU [feat.YUNA KIM of JAURIM] by GDRAGON
4. どうして君を好きになってしまったんだろう (A cappella Version) (Why Did I Fall In Love With You?) by DBSK/TVXQ (OT5) ((*screaming* Ahem. Fangirl Note, this version is probably not available outside the libraries of hoarders due *handwave*. If you want to hit me up for it, I'm down. Otherwise, here's a wonderful live version of it... not even close to what the A Capella is but, this is what our Gods were known for, is all I can say.))
5. Titanium by Sam Tsui (Single but close enough video linked)
6. Try by Colbie Callait
7. Passcode (รู้แค่คนเดียว) by ALLY
8. Wasurenaide by DBSK/TVXQ (OT5) (Featured in a fic I'm about to post, actually...)
9. Good Bye Baby by BIGBANG
10. Hello by TVXQ (2VXQ)
So that's my ten, and I will just tag anyone that sees this and wants to play... But especially my SoulSister who seems to have escaped at this point? @markmybirds Only if you want to, of course..
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When you get this you have to answer with 5 things u like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🐥🌸 
Thank you to @alwaysandforeverlost for the lovely tag 💙
Here we go:
1. I like how good I am with dogs (mine and other people’s), how well training seems to go for me and the relationships I have with the animals I train.
2. I’m kind, and try to be helpful or at least understanding to those around me, particularly when they’re in crisis.
3. I like that I can write little gifts for my tumblr friends and they seem to enjoy them? So yeah, my writing, I guess. (Or at least love language: gifts/acts of service? IDK weird intersection here)
4. I like how much I love my friends. Saying 5 nice things about y’all would be way easier than this list. I love y’all so much.
5. I like my sense of humor (and sarcasm), I seem to be pretty amusing to my friends and those around me.
Let's spread some self-love and positivity ✨ I tag @markmybirds , @fuckyeah-itme , @freetoflythecrimsonsky , @trashcanakin , @dayzor , @rebelmeg , @shubaka , @ibreathebooks-42, @greythunderkat , @yusufs-stew-of-romance
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ear crops cause lifelong pain and sensitivity. how can you justify a cosmetic surgery that does nothing but cause pain
Thought about deleting this but I've gone through a range of emotions and reactions and hell, why not share with the class? HERE WE GO.
Tell me you've never owned a cropped dog without telling me you've never owned a cropped dog. You've probably never even been AROUND a cropped dog.
I read this out loud to my cropped dog and now we're both laughing at you.
Why the hell are you rolling up on me with this bullshit?
There's no evidence for lifelong pain or sensitivity.
Block me and move on. Go out and touch grass.
Turning anons off for awhile. If you wanna square up to fight about something you could at least do it with your real face. Scrolling and ignoring people are free, as is the block function. I recommend you try it if you disagree with someone. Don't roll up on someone talking shit when you don't know word one.
For the record, if you'd rolled up with education in mind, and a different approach, this reply would likewise be different. But you're stating rhetoric like it's fact, attacking me and calling me an animal abuser. Which means I have zero fucking time for you. If you're a secret follower, unfollow and farewell. If you watch everything I do and claim to hate me, BITCH, YOU A FAN.
Turning this around: why are you pro the intentional mutation of an animal for the sake of making it "MORE ADORABLE"? 8)
It's a one-time procedure, under anesthesia. They're up and playing within 15 minutes. They honestly never give it a second thought. You folks that love to talk about docked dogs not being able to communicate without tails should see that would technically apply to flop ears that don't articulate and express the way prick-ears would. Somehow, the dogs all manage just fine. And while you can argue it's purely cosmetic, my prick-eared and cropped dogs have had fewer ear issues than flop-earred dogs have. Have you ever had a dog split an ear? How about a hematoma? Ear infection?
Not to mention, I have working dogs. We do just about everything under the fucking sun. Do you have a dog? Do you keep it on the couch 30 pounds overweight and call that love? Good. Bye.
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Yellow, orangeee, aqua, green, red o, sky blue (😉)
Yellow- you radiate big dick energy
You are not the first person to tell me this... It does give one ideas...
Orangeee- lets kiss uwu
I am WAITING!
Aqua- marry me im serious like marry me for real
This is why we're engaged. This is why.
Green- how is your brain so big ilu
The better to write fics for you, my dear.
Red O- i feel like we could just hang comfortably in silence
Absolutely yes. In NY or Canada, it's already planned.
Sky Blue- i will kill anyone for you just ask
I promise to use this power only for good.
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wardog-of-the-endless · 9 months
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Music Tag Game
rules: shuffle your repeat playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten ppl
Tagged by: @gingerpolyglot and @fuckyeah-itme and I think also possibly @alwaysandforeverlost ??? So I'm going to use 2 different lists. (Because if you know me, you know I really don't Spotify much...)
Spotify On Repeat:
Give It To Me- SISTAR
2. LALISA- LISA
3. DUM DUM [English Ver]- Jeff Satur
4. Steal The Show- SHAUN, Jeff Satur
5. island- WOOSUNG
6. Love Shot- EXO
7. Goodbye (Is) Not Goodbye [Thai Ver]- Jeff Satur
8. ลืมไปแล้วว่าลืมยังไง (Fade)- Jeff Satur
9. Blue- Jackson Wang
10. เพลงนี้ชื่อว่าเธอ- Barcode Tinnasit Isarapongporn
iTunes (I have 11.5k songs in my Library and thought it would be a little more indicative of me than my scarcely-used Spotify.)
LEECH- ガゼット[The GazettE]
Boom- Anjulie
Hug [Korean Ver]- DBSK/ TVXQ [東方神起/ 동방신기] Dong Bang Shin Ki (OT5)
時ヲ止メテ (Toki wo Tomete- Please Stop Time) - DBSK/ TVXQ [東方神起/ 동방신기] Dong Bang Shin Ki (OT5)
Believe In Love- SS501
No?- DBSK/ TVXQ [東方神起/ 동방신기] Dong Bang Shin Ki (OT5)
The Story Has Just Begun- DBSK/ TVXQ [東方神起/ 동방신기] Dong Bang Shin Ki (OT5)
Stand Up! - DBSK/ TVXQ [東方神起/ 동방신기] Dong Bang Shin Ki (OT5)
My Girlfriend (YUCHUN from 東方神起)- DBSK/ TVXQ [東方神起/ 동방신기] Dong Bang Shin Ki (OT5)
B I G B A N G - BIGBANG
Bonus: Because my Five Kings woke up and decided they wanted to be included, apparently. Late to the party boys but I'll allow it because these are SO high on my loves list.
Emotion- BIGBANG
La-La-La - BIGBANG
천국 (Cheonguk, Heaven)- BIGBANG
Tagging: Anyone who sees this and wants to play? We're going rogue today, don't look at me.
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