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vaelerys-targaryen 2 days
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Let the fresh Whiterose memes flllooooooowwww 馃憦馃鉂勶笍鉂わ笍馃
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pilot-boi 2 days
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He's watching her write the first draft of the law that will allow them to marry Pyrrha
Thank you to @cameron56357 for reminding me that this AU exists
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dummybirdnero 2 days
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Just a thing for fun
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notmaplemable 2 days
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Weiss: Penny is so innocent.
Ruby: Pfft.
Jaune: You wouldn't say that if you saw her search history.
Ruby: Lotta "hot hand holding" searches.
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tupayapsina 3 days
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Weiss: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Ruby: Well it's actually a class, but unfortunately it's full right now
Ruby: Would you like me to tutor you?
Yang: That was smooth
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LOVE DIVE
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juanarc-thethird 12 hours
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Are you fucking my mom?!!
Weiss: *Angry* Are you fucking my mom?!!
Jaune: What?! No!!!
Nora: Yeah! Jaune would never go for a married woman!
Jaune: Exactly!
Nora: Unless he wanted too, or was bored, or horny,...
Jaune: Nora stop.
Nora: ..or someone gave him attention, or could cook a nice dish,...
Jaune: Nora, that's enough.
Nora: ..or has big boobs, or some nice legs, or a big ass. You know what, I think he is fucking your mom. *She looks at him with suspicion*
Jaune: *Looking at his wrist* Oh my god, look at the time! I have to go, bye!!! *runs away*
Weiss: *Furious* Get back here, you coward!
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epic-arc 1 day
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palaceofpassion 3 days
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A Duet for Two
Ignore the ponytail! I' tried making Jaune with the warriors wolf tail he wanted.
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littlelewdmable 1 day
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RWBY: *On some plane between universes*
Weiss: Sister of time, take me to a universe where Yang has small breasts!
Yang: What?
SOT: I cannot do that.
Weiss: Why not?
SOT: Yang's fat melons are a multiversal constant.
Weiss: That's BS!
SOT: It is simply the way of the universe. Some things must be as they are. Like your friend, Jaune, having a large penis.
Weiss: Then I want to travel to a universe where I have large breasts!
SOT: That universe simply does not exist.
Ruby: How about a universe where I have big boobies?
SOT: Right this way.
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spahhzy 2 days
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Weiss: You're sick, parading around in Jaune as a flesh suit!
CatJaune: Oh, I'm not sick, I'm twisted with curiosity. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure... but then again...Jaune is my cure!
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brokentrafficknight 2 days
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The vibe of this song is so different when it's just a guitar
Perfect fit for Jaune, I think
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spurlingccarry 18 hours
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team-iceflower 2 days
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Blake: You are RUINING, my cool and mysterious bad girl persona!
Yang *scratches Blake's chin*: but whos my little kitty kat?
Blake *purring*: meeeeeee :3
Ruby: Weisssss, you never scratch my chin!
Weiss: *sighs and starts scratching her chin*
Ruby: *melting* ohhhhhhhh that's the stuff. *high fives Blake*
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tupayapsina 3 days
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Ruby: I'm still mad at you
Weiss: I know
Weiss: [sits down next to Ruby, holding two cups]
Ruby: You can't fix this with a cup of coffee
Weiss: I know. That's why I brought you hot chocolate
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howlingday 3 days
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Weiss: What did you think of my nana?
Jaune: She seems... nice.
Weiss: You're allowed to say you hate my family.
Jaune: She seems... nice.
Weiss: After meeting her?
Jaune: After I get to know someone, it's too late for me to hate them. I'd love to hear about your family, Weiss.
Weiss: If we can find a day where we aren't in so much danger, I'd be more than happy to tell you all about them.
Jaune: It's a date.
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