silly something (smut but not really) under the cut. I haven't written in so long, this probably sucks😂😭
Continuation of this and this.
I'm so sorry 😂😂
Not beta’d, written at 10pm. If there are typos, just ignore them
*ding*
Mikey's phone goes off. He looks around the lecture hall, to see if anyone had heard the notification. No one was looking. Luckily.
Sweetcheeks: hey puppy🥰
When he doesn't answer, sends a picture, more specifically, a selfie of herself in a perfect black smokey eye.
Mike: babeee im in a lectureee
Sweetcheeks: 😈
Sweetcheeks: i have a surpriseee
Mike: caaan't. Important lecture...😩
But Mikey's girlfriend doesn't care. She sends another picture. Of herself. In black lace lingerie.
Sweetcheeks: come homeee
Mikey's face flushes. Blood rushing to two places. His face and well...
He packs up his things and hurries out the lecture hall. He walks across campus, almost running.
Sweetcheeks: im waiting😇
Mike starts walking even faster.
Finally, he reaches his dorm. He opens the door and enters... His childhood bedroom? Weird. But his brain doesn't get enough blood right now to think properly.
And there she is, lying on his bed.
"Hey, puppy," sweetcheeks beams at him.
Fuck, she looks so hot. In her makeup and that lingerie. He hadn't noticed it in the pictures, but she's also wearing a collar and cute little cat ears.
"You like it?" she asks innocently, almost pouting at him.
"I... Uhh..." Mike stammers, looking at his girlfriend. How'd she know he wanted her to dress up like that for ages?
She pats the bed, smiling and as if in a trance, he walks over.
He looks at her, almost drooling. Fuck, she looks so fucking hot. His cock twitches in his jeans when he sees the black tip of a tail peek out from behind her thigh.
She pats the bed again, and he sits next to her. Grinning, she starts crawling towards him, kissing him once she reaches him. She kisses her way down to his neck. Slowly, her kisses turn into little nibbles. She playfully bites his earlobe, and he grabs a handful of her ass. He takes hold of her tail and pulls it, just a little bit so he could see.
It's not fully black...
And her ears aren't cat ears, he notices...
Raccoon...
It's a raccoon tail plug.
"What's wrong, puppy?" she whispers sweetly. She smiles at him. He feels her hands on him still and looks down. They look like raccoon paws!
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Mike wakes up, bathed in sweat. Horrible, horrible nightmare. He looks around his bedroom. His childhood bedroom. Right... He was hole for summer break.
He sees sweetcheeks sleeping next to him on her side, facing away from him, wearing one of his old t-shirts. No lingerie in sight. But he has to be sure.
As quietly as he can, he searches his room for any suspicious boxes that could store this horrible costume. There's nothing in his closet. Nothing under his desk. Nothing in sweetcheeks' drawer in his dresser. Finally, he looks under the bed. He finds a box and opens it. The black plastic bag he finds inside looks suspicious, so he can't help but open it.
What he finds inside makes his blood run cold.
It's the ears, tail plug, along with the ears.
"Nooooooo!"
"Mike! Are you insane?! It's 3am!" sweetcheeks sleepily hisses from the bed, rubbing her eyes and glaring at her boyfriend. And snuggled in her arm is Bandit.
Bandit. Truly a bandit. Stole his girlfriend now. How he hated this trash panda.
Why does Henry's new look makes me think of August being a chaotic asshole by growing a beard like Walter's just to taunt him when he comes to visit him and Jen? 😶
Omg, I love this. dumb puppy 😂😂😂 okay, here the little scene/ shitpost i promised:
Warnings: drunkeness, animal bite, stupidity and silliness. and i literally haven't written in months so this is kinda crappy
Somewhat a part 2 here
All the guys are meeting on Sy's ranch for a family hangout. Of course there is alcohol involved and Mikey decides to go out to get some fresh air. He spots the raccoon, and drunk as he is, he thinks that a wild raccoon is a good animal to try to play with. It ends with the raccoon getting pissed and biting him in the leg. So Mikey googles what to do.
He barges into the living room, still holding the raccoon. "I said apologize! or else!" he slurrs, catching the attention of all the guys.
August... August just rolls his eyes, grabs his bottle of beer and leaves the room. "I've had enough of his crap," he mutters.
Sy bursts out laughing. He's the most drunk of them all, so he doesn't really notice Mike's bleeding leg.
Walter sighs. "What happened?" not really going cop-mode, but enough to make Mike answer.
"Fucker bit me, and now he won't apologize!"
"Why...why should he apologize?" Walter kinda wishes he had disappeared like August.
"Google said so...?" Mikey shrugs.
"Google says to elevate and put pressure you fucking moron," Evan interrupts, rushing in with a med kit.
Sy deals with the raccoon, still laughing, while Evan fixes Mikey's leg. Walter wonders how he can be related to these guys. August wishes he was blissfully unaware of what was going on downstairs, but to his regret, he heard everything.
Rules: In a new post, post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
Tagged by no one. Truthfully my writer's block is heavy and weighty. And I haven't produced anything in completion since October. But I am still working on things in the mean time, here and there. Maybe some interest in one of these would be the boost I need.
So here's the list :
1. Gummy's Birthday Fic
2. Sy- Drunk like you
3. New Walter Fic
4. NJDevil!Geralt
5. Migrained Reader vs Walter
6. SPN/Witcher crossover
7. Blinded by the fog Halloween Special
8. Deacon x reader
9. Bar Hopping
10. You ain't from around here
11. 911
12. JJ cuck
Tags: (am not sure who all has been tagged already so apologies if you've been tagged already) @ellethespaceunicorn @gummydummy19 @ronearoundblindly @sarahdonald87 @adulting-sucks @jvanilly @blackwood4stucky @notyetneedcoffee @wolvesandhoundshowltogether @martha-oi @brandycranby @peachyvulpixie
📖 Fic rec time! When you get this, reply with three fics that you've read and loved to pieces, then pass on to at least five other people who read fics. Let’s appreciate fic writers and their amazing stories 💖
@raccoon-eyed-rebel literally anything she’s written, but this gave me endless joy.
TW: thigh riding, use of pet names (bug, darlin’, sweet girl, big daddy), unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), daddy kink. If I missed anything please let me know and I’ll update the warnings.
You start inconspicuously at first, just a squirm here and there. Sy thick thighs radiated scorching heat beneath, searing the backs of your thighs through his utility pants. You had really tried, honestly. Sy had manhandled you onto his lap about 20 minutes into the movie, his hands planted firmly on your hips, his thumbs rubbing little circles on your spine as he focused on whatever rom-com you’d chosen for the night. So Julia Roberts flick you’d seen a million times because it always inevitably ended up this way. One of you would tease the other until they broke and it looked as if Sy had taken it on upon himself to take the lead in that category tonight.
Every so often he’d lean forward and press a kiss to your shoulder or your neck after he’d been home late every night and gone early in the morning, you’d barely been touched by him all week. Clearly Sy was taking of this fact, teasing you with touches and jostling his thigh every now and again, the second time he’d done it. He’d conveniently slotted his thigh between your legs. Now all he had to do was flex his thigh and it rubbed against your clit.
You knew he could probably feel the wet spot that was rapidly spreading across the front of your panties. Once again he flexed his thigh and you could no longer contain yourself as a moan spilled from your mouth as he flexed his thigh and bounced it up and down.
A deep rumbly chuckle escaped from Sy as he tightened his grip on your hips. “Took you long enough to break it, didn't it, bug?”
“Daddy,” you whined, bracing yourself on his free thigh.
“What is it, darlin’. Tell Big Daddy what you need.”
You whine again, starting to rock against his thigh. “I need to cum.”
“Oh yeah? You need to come little darlin? How about you make yourself cum right now my thigh? Can you do that for daddy?”
You whine again, rocking yourself faster.
He grips your hips, forcing you to stop. “Darling you need to use your words.”
“Yes! Yes, I can!”
“Good girl,” he purrs into your ear, kissing the sweet spot on your neck.
You can feel him rock hard against your ass as his grip moves from your hips to your tits, cupping them through your shirt as you resume your previous rocking, whimpering as the cotton your panties pulled tight against your folds, providing much needed friction.
“That's it, darlin’, I can feel you making a mess on my thigh,” he murmurs, pinching at your nipples through the fabric of your dress.
“Daddy, I’m close,” you whine softly, humping his thigh.
“Cum for me, sweetheart. Cum for daddy,” he says sternly and even through the haze of lust that has settled itself upon you, you know that its an order.
You cry out as you cum, crumbling forward in Sy’s hands as you tremble with your climax.
Sy pulls you to him and cradles you to his chest, cooing in your ear as he kisses your cheek. “Such a good girl for me, aren’t you?”
You nod, turning your head and meeting his eyes.
He tilts your chin gently, capturing your lips in a scruff coated kiss. “Sweet girl, let’s move this to the bedroom and I’ll take good care of you.”
“Yes please,” you whisper, relaxing into his warmth, safe and secure in his arms.
I al obsessed with your story ‘Even If You Don’t Mean It’! No shade to the many writers on here but it’s been a while for me to find a story that I can dig my teeth in - where character development, setting and story pace is great and you succeed in all of this! Thank you for this gift ha ha - hope to see more stories featuring Sy (new love unlocked lol) and all of Henry’s characters because you’re a phenomenal writer ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hi
Thank you very much for your lovely words. I'm so glad you enjoyed that story and that you thought it was well written.
I have written A LOT of Syverson a couple of series and a lot of one shots. Here is a link to my Syverson masterlist.
There are a lot of great Sy series out there from other writers, here are a few I can think of right now:
@just-chirpin Eyes That See Your life consists of caring for others. This is a story of you learning to care for yourself.
@thesaucynomad No Morals It’s a continuing series of episodic parts centred around Sy, after getting out of the army. It’s gonna contain graphic spice here and there as the timeline progresses.
@mayloma Of Investments and Returns Due to global economic troubles, Sy was forced to sell most of his company's shares to investors. Much to his displeasure, the investors commissioned a business consultancy to check the company for potential savings and optimization. Dahlia Lewis is one of the unwelcome visitors. And she will soon begin to get under his skin in a different way.
@invisibleanonymousmonsters Syverson After Y/N’s job declares that employees may continue working remote for as long as they want, she wonders if this is sign from the universe to take a break from New York City. When her crazy cousin finds out, she begs Y/N to spend a year with her in Texas. For some crazy reason, Y/N agrees. A true city girl and a northerner, Y/N immediately feels like a fish out of water in the south. And her cousin’s friends enjoy teasing her for all their differences – especially a certain Ethan Syverson.
@peternoonewantsthat Shug and Sy series Masterlist An ongoing series of oneshots following the everyday life of Captain Syverson and his family.
@rmtndew Where Kindness Grows The Great Depression took its toll on a lot of people and some had to get creative to survive. Seraphina’s father decides his solution is to sell his only daughter to a much older man. But when Sy overhears a conversation about the young woman, he makes a decision that will change his life - and Seraphina’s - forever.
@angryschnauzer As Sweet As Honey Finding a new life in a new town, you stumble upon a Honey farmer at the town market. You both have pasts that have shaped the way you now live your lives, but can you find a way of putting them behind you to find happiness?
@poledancingdinos Girls Night Out
@littlefreya Lines In The Sand She is one of the best snipers serving in Iraq, but she is also suffering from an attitude problem and ironically has a hard time following orders. After an incident in her former base, she is sent to join the Special Forces unit led by Captain Syverson, who requires a talented sniper. Unlucky for her, Captain Syverson is a hard man who likes things by the book and according to order. He ain’t got the patience for troublemakers.
@winter2112rose A Captain and his Cowgirl A series of one -shot stories about how one meeting on a night out, changes the life of a young solider, Travis ‘Sy’ Syverson, forever. Giving him the one thing he’s always dreamed of, a family. The stories are in the correct chronological timeline.
@wolvesandhoundshowltogether Kissed By Fire Petra’s small art studio takes fire and a beefy cocky soldier-turned-firefighter is among the responding fire crew members. The acquaintance wouldn’t be long-lived but Lieutenant Syverson accidentally👀 takes something that belongs to her.
@viking-raider Southern Generation After more than a decade of service, Captain Syverson as retired from the military, but now that he is retired, he still needs to find a job.