#aka Rise! Don’s social experiment with the Raphs

[thejadecount]

*Everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker*

Rise! Don: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Everyone:…

Rise! Raph: …I did. I broke it.

Rise! Don: No. No you didn’t. Ralph?

2012! Ralph: Don’t look at me. Look at Raphael.

2003! Raphael: What?! I didn’t break it.

2012! Ralph: Huh, that’s weird. How’d ya even know it was broken?

2003! Raphael: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

2012! Ralph: Suspicious!

2003! Raphael: NO IT’S NOT!

1987! Raphie: If it matters, probably not, but El was the last one to use it.

2014! El: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

1987! Raphie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

2014! El: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT RAPHIE!

Rise! Raph: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Don.

Rise! Don: NO! Who broke it?!

Everyone:…

1987! Raphie: Don…Ralph’s been awfully quiet.

2012! Ralph: REALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Rise! Don, to his twin: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Rise! Don: I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint and a pig head on a stick.

Rise! Don: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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