Angel messaging David at work
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some of my fave pieces of Great Dog Advice I’ve seen people give include:
-You do not need to impose exercise restrictions on an injured or post-surgical dog, because dogs will never over-exert themselves.
-only deworm your dog on a full moon.
-dogs will only eat food that is good for them; they naturally know to avoid toxins
-dogs should be allowed to breed freely because they will only mate with the most fit partners.
-some dogs simply should never have their hair groomed or cut because it will make them feel bad about how they look.
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Pit Babe soft-launching omegaverse to the general public by just pretending it’s not happening feels a lot like those people who hide veggies in desserts
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Alpha Trion has Ultra Magnus (or you) ever accidentally bring home the wrong sparkling? Or almost bring home the wrong sparkling?
AT : Now that I look back on it your sire was pretty tired that day ( ̄ー ̄)
OP : Well Uncle Kup was good company though (^^;)
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My aunt is very sensitive to strong scents (buys my deodorant so that we know it won't harm her, because other than a couple brands, they give her migraines, we don't have scented candles, and I have a couple of perfumes, but I never wear them), so we're super careful there, but we also can't go into some stores because the perfume counter is Right There. When we go shopping, she knows to look for me in the candle aisle because I'll stand there sniffing each candle and giving a review to whoever is with me at the time
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wow u dont love skyrim bishop?? fuckin knew u were misogynistic
hi vurelly my dear friend. I kill skyrim bishop dead burn him with fire and send him straight to hell
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concept. i go undercover as one of those insta/tiktok alpha-male business accounts, going on about my special creed that make you the most successful alpha male rich man, but im secretly just preaching the ferengi rules of acquisition and calling them something else
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I used to read this fic before the author deleted(⚰️ nearly kms), that was two sugar daddies from rival gangs with the same sugar baby
it was just smut but it was fire💀 they were both just running train on their sugar baby at the same time like crazy bc they hated each other. it was……insane.
now, Johnny and Jeno…..rivals with the same girl fucking with the both of them……🤔 but they’re both too obsessed to give her up even after they find out about each other🤔….
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