#anakin would spend upwards of a year just scheduling when to bring who to meet his mother

[starkcontrasts]

hear me out fuck the jedi code, if anakin skywalker had just been allowed to manwhore and malewife his way through the galaxy then palpatine's entire plot would've imploded like give anakin a bajillion attachments and he would've been too busy getting railed and pampered to resort to manslaughter not to mention at least one of his fifty lovers would've legally/illegally freed shmi so the whole tusken massacre could've been avoided

sheev would be like oh anakin dear boy i wanted to talk to you- oh i'm sorry chancellor i'm taking tea with the organas today (sheev under his breath: i thought he was with amidala?) well we can always reschedule to next week- actually i'm doing something with the clones (what? which clones? which clones) what about- really chancellor my deepest apologies but i think i'm simply unavailable for the foreseeble future. like palpatine can't even kill them all bc it'd get too suspicious too fast

the funny thing is that while sheev's too busy figuring out which of anakin's paramours he's with that week, they're all distracting dearest ani and comparing notes out of earshot about the creepy fucking chancellor and what do you mean he's been allowed unsupervised time with anakin since he was nine obi-wan wtf

#cue someone braiding a flower crown into anakin's hair while the others plot MURDER #as they should #all the ships for anakin skywalker ok get batshit with it #anidala #rexwalker #obikin #bailanakin #brehanakin #clones x anakin #501st x anakin #fox x anakin #ferus x anakin #literally everyone idgaf #they're all just kicking palpatine to death while anakin's napping after therapy #AND YES HE WOULD'VE GONE TO THERAPY there's like 50 of them someone would've seen the need for therapy #luke and leia have a million aunts and uncles who are also kinda other mom and other dad #IT TAKES A VILLAGE #anakin would spend upwards of a year just scheduling when to bring who to meet his mother #shmi is absolutely delighted #oh yes and the clones rights bill goes through the senate EXPEDITIOUSLY as soon as sheev's dead #and slavery in the outerrim just disa-fucking-ppears bc now the jedi can actually help ppl who need it #and anakin literally said he wanted to be a jedi to free slaves? well he has the time and energy for it now babes #the healthy mindset is LOCKED in #we are a go #this is just my elaborate plot to get anakin skywalker railed within an inch of his life but also spoiled rotten yes #but the more i thought about it the more the logic panned out #anakin skywalker #darth vader #padme amidala #star wars