#and 5 yrs older than me

[spinnenpfote6]

This is random but I just jerked off to Alex Lawther dressed up as the fucking king of France and then found out that he’s probably gay, Idk what that makes me...

(Weird? A slut?? Idk!)

#I mean #he's cute #and a great actor #he could still be my friend #but I'm still disappointed bc he's my youngest crush XD #and 5 yrs older than me #idk if he even actually is gay #thank God he doesn't have social media lmao #alex lawther #the last duel #celebrity crush

[useramor]

maybe it's just me but when a kid calls your name a million times just to say "WATCH THIS" and then jumps and falls like.....that's the greatest thing ever like the whole entire world is so new to you and even the little things feel like the greatest accomplishments and you want to share it with ME? you find something that makes your little kid brain go "WOW!!!! NEAT!!!!" and the first thing you do is turn around and call my name............i will love you forever

#before anyone tries to be like 'actually this is rly annoying and tiring' like yeah but like #i'm a parentified older sister and my 10 yr old sister's favorite person #i get like a million BIA BIA BIA every day #sometimes it IS tiring but i try to respond as much as i can u know #she's gonna grow up soon and she's gonna stop calling my name and when that day comes i think it'll kill me #so i do my best to go 'wow that's so cool kid!' whenever she searches for my affection #bc i love her more than anything in this entire world #and i'm tearing up writing this #also just in the time it took me to write this post i got interrupted 4 times #scratch that 5 #she just called me again sldfgjkh #be quiet bia

[min-kit]

someone: talks about Tommy being possibly in his 40s (because this is the easiest way to make the time line make sense without a WHOLE LOT of hoops)

another person: but Lou is only 39

did we say Lou is in his 40s... could've sworn we said Tommy was... these 2 things have nothing to do with each other.

If you want to headcanon Tommy as 39, you do you, but please stop telling us that put Tommy in his 40s that we're wrong for it cuz we're ?? making Lou older than he is ??? That's not what we're doing. Actors portray characters who are not their age ALL the time. It's called acting.

Also being in your 40s is not a bad thing?? I'm not telling you that you can't make Tommy 39 in your head! So I would appreciate it if you stop telling me that I'm wrong for thinking of him as 45.

And if you disagree with a post that puts him in his 40s? Maybe... I don't know... make your own post? Just a thought.

(also if we REALLY want to take Lou's age into consideration, he first appeared, technically, in like 2005/2006. Lou was 33 when Chimney Begins aired so using the logic that Tommy is only 39 cuz Lou is doesn't work cuz you SHOULD place that logic for his first appearance not his most recent appearance, making Tommy 33 in 2005 which would actually make him 52 years old in 2024... but hey, Lou could've been playing a character younger than 33 during the Begins episodes cuz, again, acting)

#911 abc #Tommy Kinard #Lou Ferrigno Jr #you don't need to tell me that Lou is only 39 #I already know #his age has nothing to do with Tommy when Tommy's first appearance in the show was in 2005 during flashback eps #& he was never meant to come back after the begins eps #there's a discussion to be had about actresses who are 30 only being given roles as someone's mom #this is not that discussion #Tommy being 3 - 5 yrs older than Lou is not a big deal

[darththrog]

Feeling quite old yet?

#lmao karim #bro was born 2002!? #didn't have to do him like that #i can see you masking the pain with that laugh man #5 yrs older than me 💀 #our vds are quite lame but its what we got #and I'll scrape the bottom of the pit like a dog #borussia dortmund #marco reus #karim adeyemi

[treesbian]

two of my sisters really really like hazbin and helluva boss and my godsister is always so so confused by the fact there are so many homophobic and transphobic people in the fanbase. and well. i mean

#talk tag #shes also one of those ppl that thinks any critique of smth she likes is an attack on her #i understand why its bc she was abused by ppl who did use things she likes as an attack on her #but it's just hard to adjust to the fact that i have to treat someone 5 yrs older than me like a volatile teenager. #love her. i love her i swear. AND shes a 26 year old teenager

[domorebemore]

19 year old amanda apparently: i can literally only be attracted to and have sex with people within 1 year of my current age. if i go outside of this i will go to prison

current amanda: idk i guess the oldest i'd go is like. 60 maybe

#this flew out the window within a yr anyway tbh i lost my virginity at 20 to someone 5 yrs older than me and i was like wow that's craaaaaaz #yyyy

[unproduciblesmackdown]

similar to the greentext stuff - i was visiting with my neighbors and their grandkids were around, and I said to this eight year old, "Hey, you wanna know something cool? I was playing the game when the Endermen came out." and his eyes went wide, like this kid looked like i told him i landed on the moon. His grandma thought it was really funny, and she said she has no idea what i'm talking about, but her grandbabies do, and that's incredible to her.

oh that's fun lmao, when minecraft & that update's existed for more than your whole life, and yknow being that young and like Next Year fr is this huge time scale away, a couple of years is a quarter of your life thus far and like maybe nigh half of the part of your life you actually have longterm memories for....i was checking out this dev's blog's archives about a:tdd's release in 2010 & in one entry they compared the implicitly Roughly concurrent release of Minecraft and i was like hey whoah. forever primarily being a game i've Heard Of more than any more direct exposure so i had no precise sense of [before minecraft release] [after minecraft release] Year 0 there but it's like for sure back in thee day when minecraft was a new thing, huh

#add in that [i also basically Heard Of mass effect but that's a game series w/a 2010 median which i had Any knowledge abt already] #so i have that reference point for a still like [niche video for When You've Played These Games For Sure] there but then like #if you were ten or even 5 yrs younger at the time you May Well Be much more at sea as your starting point there #(but i mean not that much; i didn't know a ton. reread those wikipedia plot summaries myself) #enderman came out? happy pride #shoutout to this one time i crossed paths w/this kid who was at the time probably like late middle school early high school age #who started talking abt pokemon like Clearly A Big Interest and i'm like my only Direct experience is playing pokemon go but i know Some #stuff b/c i was 5 in '99 when it was first making that huge splash lol. can make Some remarks....but also just Listening Attentively To You #Monologue like uh huh go off....i sure remember like the Sense of a couple yr's sagacity like being 9 i think reading a book abt 6th or 7th #graders (i.e. two or three yrs older) like My God They Must Be So Mature.... #and like ofc when skimming passages as an adult it's like omg l'enfants. Both Perspectives Being Accurate respectively lol #my vintage experiences like i've def saved things on the floppy discs of [save icons imagery]. have heard the dialup tones organically.... #but also; say; Home Computers That You Didn't Really Need To Know Much Abt Computers To Use were forever an everyday thing for me #having been born mid '90s....vs like in the '80s being nicher but also like. the programs to amateur code not being As Complex either #like [working on cars] of yore vs more modernly lmao....plus ofc in their designs; opening up a desktop Tower vs what? a tablet?? #ppl my age who had more substantial Online Access earlier than i did maybe having at least picked up some html; which i did not lol #also didn't have too much Gamer Experience ever; what i did largely desktop then laptop pc wasd+mouse style.... #didn't have a smartphone till maybe 5 yrs after they were starting to become more commonplace #vs that again to an 8 yr old of today [commonplacer smartphones] is your whole life basically too. i remember when we flipped those phones. #(i do fr lol. did have one of those first for a good while.) #granpa granpa....mh being fourteen yrs old meaning like the Teen Fans of Today were probably not watching it as it aired lol #whereas i Was that teen fan of those yesteryears. and all my stories for it like fuckin uhhhhhh [crickets chirping] [studio audience laugh] #though You Don't Need The Fans like mh is a long movie ppl can newly discover Whenever that holds up; plus it has bonus lore #mostly what i could even Possibly bring is just the particularly nicher older bonus lore. but like grandpa simpson (the simpsons) for sure #which is to say: humorously irrelevant & perhaps somewhat cantankerous #whilest i'm vaguely aware there may have also been that minecraft resurgence (esp through streaming?) from 2020 on.... #but evidently Like Mh something that continually revives / takes on New Fans / Participants #for sure i might well be playing some tf2 myself if i had the technical capability (i would have the poor personal ability i always did lol #real games of yore but it never gets old also. though i know Of Late there was a bot problem / just neglected maintenance? that get fixed? #These Have Been The Tag Tangents. maxed out thirty tags i know that's right

[faunandfloraas]

rebecca black is older than bang chan..............

#yt vid started autoplaying about her and ????????? #see this is how you know child me was fucked bc i swear im like 5 yrs older than her but no #almost same age so like ?????? #i always thought i was years older 😭

[mzannthropy]

People commenting under Barbie trailer on Instagram were complaining that Ryan Gosling was too old to play Ken. Is Ken supposed to be of certain age? Or is it true, and I'm not crazy, and these kids really do have a weird thing about age?

#barbie 2023 #ryan gosling #ageism #this obsession with how old everyone is #obsession over age gaps of 5 years #obsession over being a millennial or gen z #calling every adult they disagree with a 'boomer' or a 'karen' #also ryan gosling is same age as me. there's only a couple of weeks age difference between us! #same thing with that sam claflin post #shitstain commented how weird it is that some of his costars are 10 yrs younger #lol like sam is 11 yrs older than camila but still much younger than leo whom she dated... #do these kids realise that once they get out into the real world #they'll have to work with people of all ages? #do they think workplaces are like college classes? #they'll have to sit a desk next to a person who's close to retiring and will have a breakdown from it #funny how a crowd that feel so superior about themselves over being 'woke' can be this nasty #mypost

[sakhafa]

how do I uncondition myself of thinking 25 is so much older than me (bc it is rly not. I’m 2 weeks away from 23)

#it’s wild bc like I can recognize that 26+ is just 3+ years older but like 25 is the one number where I’m like. ‘omg ur 5 yrs older than me #when like. it’s not?????? that’s literally 2 yrs older 😭

[roaringheat]

NO fuckin way Charles Smith is only in his late 20s in the main story what the fuck do you mean !!!!

#vark posts #he has the vibe of a grown ass man i cannot believe he was only like 5 yrs older than me #i really thought he was in his mid-upper 30s #i was even drawing him like that #and i'll continue to draw him like that lmao but still holy shit #got so used to all my fave characters being older that i got like whiplash over this shit lmao #i think im just bad at guessing age #rdr2

[breadbirdmp4]

i find it cool yet so funny that a lot of my favorite shows come from a time where i was not born

like, yes it was a part of my childhood. yes, i feel like the outfits of the characters fit the time period. how do i know? streaming services and looking at my parents pictures from that time

#im a babey in these fandoms man #i thank the gods for pokemon tv and netflix #one show came out in 2008 #i was barely in school at that time #the others i didnt even exist #aka pokeani and digmon adv 99 and 02 #i would be born in the period of digimon tri and that scares me #i am around 4-5 yrs older than digimon adv 2020 taichi and that is WILD #fandom #fandom history #growing up

[cuntoss-inz]

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#tbh i love oscar's characters & personality #but sometimes I have to remind myself that he's 3 yrs younger than me but also 3 yrs older than my brother #with lando he's only 1 yr younger than me but 5 yrs older than my brother

[algumaideia]

everytime i see some news about vini jr is always about people being extremely racist.

poor boy

#i can him boy but he is like 5 yrs older than me #vini jr #racism

[theinvisiblemuseum]

question: why is walburga white if the black side of the family is chinese and she is a Black by birth?

she’s a black by marriage, not birth in hihiywi i just dont feel like coming up with a maiden name for her because she’s dead. presumably she comes from an aristocratic sort of family that married her off to orion when she was old enough to be married, but that’s all i really care about her backstory tbh

#organ donations #hihiywi #a lot of ‘canon’ info is messed with in every fic i will write simply because it’s more fun that way #for example narcissa is like 5 yrs older than lily in canon but in hihiywi they’re a year apart #and all the black cousins are closer in age in general (only 6 years between them total) #oh and barty has a southern accent #that ones important to me LOL

[kybercrystals]

Bo is at minimum 20 years older than Din. Any romance between them would be fucking bizarre.

1) I don’t actually ship them so coming into my ask box with this is really weird but 2) They’re both full grown and consenting adults on equal footing at this point, dude.

I don’t see any reason to split hairs over an age difference like that. Especially when the timelines in Star Wars are pretty much arbitrary and up to whatever anyone feels like at the time.

#and frankly lmao of you sincerely expect me to believe actors with a 5 yr age difference irl #in which pedro is actually older than katee #is actually a 20 yr age difference #sorry but this is an extremely stupid thing to get pedantic over