#and a lot of angry ladies

[faejilly]

Male is such a Hozier couple

Preaching to the choir nonny 🤣

(I have four different Hozier songs on four different Malec/Shadowhunters playlists tbqh, I have a problem. I will continue to have a problem and be glad of it.)

#jilly answers #Anonymous #I live a #Hozier Appreciation Life #tbqh #Along with #Malec #Shadowhunters #I have the best anons #jilly is bad at music #but mostly knows what she likes #and that includes #erudite irish mumbling #and a lot of angry ladies #😅😅😅 #jilly spam

[fromtheseventhhell]

Ignoring for a moment that this is complete fanfiction, can we talk about how incredibly disgusting it is to frame the Hound murdering Mycah as some flaw of Arya's just to make another character look better?

#anti sansa stans #the fact that stansas can't praise her without bringing another character down is so nasty and the reason people don't like them #and then these are the same people who get angry if you point out she holds some of the blame for Lady and Ned's death as per GRRM himself #but no it's only assigning blame is only bad when it's against s/ansa it's fine if it's (making it up) about anybody else #also turning this into a feminine vs masculine female character debate her stans are so insane #and I know a lot of them think this way about the trident incident...they want Arya to be in the wrong to justify Sansa's thoughts on it #please just stop talking about Arya altogether

[movielosophy]

Derailment | Holding back is okay for me.

#how f****ed someone's life that she stops trying #I've just begun #and it's striking a really deep chord with me already. #this is one of the drama where the heroine is not sweet nice lady #she's not an angel and she gets a lot of hate because of what she does #and it's normal #she's human #And while she thought she wasn't going to receive love from around #"She found not only one #but many kinds of love #People getting angry with you is just a phase of life; they can't be mad forever. They have their own problems to deal with. #anyway #this one is good #derailment #liu hao chun #character: jiang xiao yuan #lin yi #character: qi lian

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Man thinking about Peppino going to some fancy art event as Pepperman's +1 is such a fun concept. Like there's some snooty art critics there (not necessarily mean just a lil annoying), so Peppino starts drinking a bit so he can tolerate the more pretentious ones and enjoy himself. So now he's comfortably buzzed and following Pepperman around (since he doesn't know anyone else there), probably leaning on him occasionally to keep his balance and Pepper has to keep being like "He's not a consort! he is drunk i swear!!"

The visual of Peppino following Pepperman like a little duckling is going to make me cry 😭 He even has the little raptor hands when hes not holding a glass of wine. Everything is so loud and bright and its making his heart rate go up but Pepperman is taking everything in stride, and HIM being calm and composed helps Peppino stay more or less composed. He still cannot help the ilu’s; its literally reflexive at this point 😭

Also Pepperman LOUDLY proclaiming hes not a consort is so funny hes like so incredibly full of himself that hes like LADIES…AND GENTLEMEN…I KNOW HOW THIS LOOKS…..DO NOT BE ALARMED, HE IS SIMPLY MY MUSE… NO YOU CANT HAVE HIM. I PAID FOR HIM ALREADY. And someone in the back of the hall is like what the fuck did he say? Pay for him???????

#answered #chattin #/// #//// #///// #peppino #pepperman #alcohol #drinking #i also really REALLY like the way you worded it #like yes; hotheaded peppino WOULD drink to make these snobs a bit more bearable #its so easy to get under his skin and hes such a earnest person; wears his emotions on his sleeves #so drinking doesnt really remove that earnestness; but it makes getting angry a lot less possible #and soon hes telling the lady refilling his glass how nice she is and that he loves her hair and shes like MMHMM :| WELL HAVE A LOVELY NIGHT

[sincerely-sofie]

I made this blog mainly as a place to store art + memes for my fandoms and doodles of my original stories. I’ve posted a lot of the former, but none of the latter, so… Here you go? Have some goofy “incorrect quotes” inspired jokes of a project of mine called The Name-Oath.

Context is indented and italicized, but you can probably read through the doodles below without getting too confused if you skip it:

The first half of the actual plot is your standard fae romance starring a human woman who doesn’t realize the male lead is a supernatural creature, and just thinks he’s really into cosplaying alone in a mansion in some freaky forest. The second half is rom-com shenanigans between the divorced human woman and male lead after the world's ugliest breakup. He desperately tries to get back together at every waking moment and she just wants to hang out with her bestie Summer and raise her half-fae daughter in peace. The human woman is named Eglantine, but goes by Egg. She got stuck with the nickname during high school and decided to start going by it in an effort to have a more "average" sounding name. This did not work as intended, but it certainly helped her avoid getting her name stolen when she first met the male lead. She's something called a skipwitch. This is a whole worldbuilding thing I'm not going to get into here. The male lead is named Kieran. He is a drama king. He spent several centuries under magical house arrest. He can talk to rats. He has pretty hair. This is all you need to know about him, except maybe the fact that he's royalty. Summer is Egg's best friend, and she is the resident fae expert in her and Egg's coven. Competitive and protective of Egg. She hates Kieran's guts, and the feeling is mutual. Egg and Kieran's daughter is named Violet, but she goes by Froggy. She is a terrifying force of nature by virtue of being the offspring of a skipwitch and Unseelie prince. Enjoys microwave pizzas, her pet beta fish, video games, and getting her way. Alois is Kieran's invisible butler. He's a surprisingly talented singer.

#I've had this sitting in my drafts for ages bc I was too nervous to post it. oops. #That one comic wasn't an exaggeration btw--- Egg DID survive her first encounter with Kieran despite not knowing magic existed #She kept evading all the stereotypical Fae tricks like asking for your name / trying to get you to eat and drink Fae food #COMPLETELY by accident #Like. #“Hello there. May I have your name?” “Just call me Egg dude. Everyone does it." #“Would you stay a moment and have a drink with me?” “No thanks I just want to use your phone so I can call a friend to pick me up.” #Kieran was spent a lot of the evening they met being very angry that none of his tricks were working. #And then he later found out it wasn't that they weren't working because this mortal woman knew exactly how to slither her way past them--- #she had NO CLUE what she was doing. #He is even angrier when he learns this #and his anger is compounded by the fact #that he is developing a crush on the mortal woman who he's been trying to woo to break a curse on himself #and she is not at all wooed despite his best efforts #Like. At all. #His plan to break the curse has backfired horribly. #Oh “Lady Killer in Love” trope how I love thee #stuff by sofie #The Name-Oath #fae folk #fae #faecore #fae romance #fantasy romance

[meatsound]

just remembered my last night in ny old apartment complex when my neighbor started slamming on my door at 1030 pm going "theres a stranger in my house." and there was. and this lady was so out of her mind she didnt realize she was in a strangers house and she thought this is where she belonged. and it turned out keys from the other buildings on the complex grounds could be used to get into the other buildings and same numbered apartments. awesome

#she was so ADAMANT she was like this is building (x). you. this is that building tell him that. #lady ive never seen you in my life #my neighbor didnt speak a lot of english either #so i was standing there at 1030pm in my jammies with a knife arguing with a VERY angry woman on behalf of my neighbor 😭😭😭 #i cant imagine what kind of level you need to be on to walk into a strangers house and think its yours omgggggg

[dandyshucks]

i know my avoidance for leaving the house is getting bad when not even the siren song of a free meal and pretending my blorbo is going along with me can get me to go out

#i do not have a hot plate currently and thus no good way to cook any of my usual meals #i could go upstairs to use the stove up there but........ i dont wanna deal w my mother esp when she's doing some diet fasting bs rn #she already got angry at my sister for making popcorn the other day so fdsjkl im not gonna try dealing w that #but i could go to this centre i did intake for the other day... they have free lunches some days.... and i could get a lunch today #before going to my old lady group #but...... i feel bad for eating their food fdsjkl like im not on foodstamps (i probably should be tbh but whatever) so idk #i feel bad taking their food. also im terrified bc i've never been there before other than orientation the other day #and idk what sort of food they'll have fhsdjkl #AUGHGHHH i should just go bc idk what im going to eat today otherwise... hrrmmm #but also if i go then i'll be around ppl for 3 hours straight plus grocery shopping after my group #and thats ... a lot for me fdsjkl #but........ free food................ sobbing wailing i do not know what to do w this fdsjkl #vent // #dandy.cmd

[cryptid-on-a-string]

just went to my first ever real protest today, a walk out in honor of Palestine. it was really fun and a good first protest experience so if any of yall see an opportunity to do something like this in your town, i highly recommend it!! :)

#it was me and like 12 other poeple from my school walking over to city hall to meet up in the parking lot there with another school #they had a lot more people there than we did #the person who organized it from our school brought signs and flags for everybody to hold #and when we were walking there was a lady in a car who saw us and started following us and even joined in !! that was nice of her <3 #we got some angry honks from conservatives driving past but hey that just means we were doing it right

[causalitylinked]

WHICH RAGE LANGUAGE ARE YOU?

open the floodgates.

your frustration turns into tears quickly. the strength of your fury is so potent that it sets off the waterworks out of pure rage. you hate it, because whoever's pissed you off thinks it's funny, like you're not tough and you can't defend yourself. you can, you just need to get through the haze of emotions first.

TAGGED BY: @ofliminalities​ ( thank you for the mention! <3333 perhaps one day, i’ll try to be more active. )

TAGGING: @heraid / @hembralfa / @spiritpyro ( hayate and rokuro! ) / @lastgenesis​ / @fractalle / @aaternum / @crimsontroupe ( equinox ) and whoever else would like to do this!

#monark spoilers #█ ▓『 ✦ ⸂ •• QUEUED — ⧼ because livi is a busy adult irl. ⧽ 』 #█ ▓『 ✦ ⸂ •• DASH GAMES — ⧼ feel free to steal from me. ⧽ 』 #┕━ ❛ ⚕. muse »» 𝐊𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐖𝐀〡i take my problems one step at a time. if i do something i’m gonna do it right. #┕━ ❛ ⚕. headcanons »» 𝐊𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐔〡change your mind about me? i’m the kinda guy who knows how to pick a time and place. #┕━ ❛ ⚕. about »» 𝐊𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐔〡i’m a doctor with rugged good looks. what more could a lady ask for? #[ hm... i feel like this is the most accurate result out of all the rest ] #[ but at the same time I PERSONALLY DON'T SEE KAKERU AS A CRIER ] #[ in fact he's canonically more of an aggressive yeller when he's angry ] #[ to the point where he might violently shove you aside than shed tears ] #[ THEN AGAIN it's also very rare for kakeru to get mad ] #[ meaning if he does snap at you people tend to go 👁👄👁 ] #[ cause he's often just very goofy and chill ] #[ honestly he doesn't even get pissed when hayate is mean to him so that should tell you a lot about his personality ] #[ it is however true that people tend to underestimate him and consider him weak despite the fact he's a pact bearer ] #[ STILL that doesn't change the fact he has a powerful demon at his disposal ] #[ AND has time travel abilities to boot so he's not... easy to really beat in a boss fight ESPECIALLY if he dares to get serious for once ] #[ like yes he's a doctor BUT AT THE SAME TIME he can potentially hurt you should you lower your guard down around him ] #[ when i consider how yoru treated him in-game and look at this result though... i sweat ] #[ BECAUSE SHE PRETTY MUCH HAD NO REMORSE FOR SEVERELY INJURING HIM ] #[ AND WAS ALL SMILE-Y ABOUT IT /despite the fact she was responsible for making him inevitably bleed out and die/ ] #[ so the 'whoever pissed you off think it's funny' part honestly hurts ]

[battle-of-alberta]

me: yeah so the election is going to suck the life out of me and subsequently this blog so don’t expect anything anytime soon

also me: uh oh sisters my epl hold on cowboys came in never mind

#i'll be in central/south alberta this time next week though so seriously don't expect anything for a while haha #anyway i know we are all bummed about the election but i just want to remind you #we have the first black lady sitting in the ab legislature #we got rid of madu and shandro #we have another MLGay who is also Indigenous! #and now there's two Indigenous MLAs which is the first time since 2015 #lots to celebrate and keep fighting for #even if trashcan dan is literally like Oh No How Will We Figure Out What Edmonton Wants #If Only Edmonton Had Elected Officials!! better consult the ones they didn't elect #so yeah still angry still depressed but not done yet #hapo rambles #hapo rants

[florenceisfalling]

don't worry guys if you're ever in a bad place emotionally and seeking guidance some woman with an entirely different outlook on life than you will thrust shitty advice upon you whether you like it or not and then make you feel completely fucking awful about her wealth of wisdom that she is so genuinely convinced she has despite not having any idea . this will make the bad place so much more bad also

#this is the last thing i am posting related to the events of my day i dont think i will ever get over just how insane it was but i hope #things will improve bc the lady is someone who i am very close with #i just always sorta balanced her out with my mother and that is not currently possible #i dont want to be angry at her anymore but it was so genuinely bad. like what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck #yknow a lot of bad things have happened where im able to put myself in the other persons shoes and go ''yeah sure'' like #theres a reason i forgave most the ppl who made my life hell ages 6-14 #but this was so unreasonable. i literally cannot even fathom why she would do that outside of ''she wasnt thinking she was just doing'' #because people arent reasonable and thats usually the explanation why stuff happens that you can't understand #i would not let anyone else speak to me like that and i honestly should not have let her speak to me like that but we live on #its not the healthy or godly thing to keep this on my chest nor put it out for others to see but it literally shook me so bad #on the bright side #usually i shake when im angry like literally physically shake #and i didnt this time! cried though! not when she was in the room idk what my body was doing #i like definitely was not the guy in control of my body for a while there #i still dont think i am i keep doing little things and going hmmm i dont think im florence rn #but it was . something.

[stained-brutal-crackpot]

only quality content on stained brutal crackpot dot tumblr dot com

#calamity mod #silva #i have always picturedher as. a very large loud bird #yknow those uh uh uh big cockatoos that yell a lot and you can teach em to say swear words #yeah!! yeah thats silva!!! thats her!! #angry tree lady

[simplyghosting]

Not sure how you’re supposed to respond when someone at a funeral says you look like the relative that just passed

#ghost posts #I just kind of smile like oh okay #like I feel like thank you is a weird thing at a mourners’ gathering #the lady was nice but I did not know her (extended family by marriage by another cousin) #I was shuffling through my brain cue cards like what do I say what do I say #anyway sad day for the fam #lot of folks are angry bc they think it’s a case of medical malpractice #was supposed to go home from the hospital the next day

[holyhappyhour]

idk how many people actually remember Hawthorne but I've realized the biggest difference between her and Le is that Hawthorne is a literal super genius and Le

has one braincell

#ooc #tbd #there are other differences like #Le is a mess but not nearly as much as Hawthorne she drinks a lot but not like #go on a coke and adderall fuled two week bender and drop out of MIT twice kind of mess #and Hawthorne is very New England Rude while Le is mostly just guarded #I need to #beat it into myself bc ever since I realized theyre both angry trigger happy ladies with a drinking problem i #keep catching myself calling Le Hawthorne and its pissing me off #and like Hawthorne is an ass bc she's been hurt by so many ppl she trusted while Le is an ass bc shes scared of hurting ppl who trust her #u kno

[victorluvsalice]

It’s Fall Thursday in the Chill Save in this update, and that means Harvestfest! And this one is DEFINITELY a long one, folks -- SIXTY PICTURES worth. So yeah, prepare to see a LOT of the Valicer crew today as the queue fires out six posts’ full of content! Because I have a problem with brevity! XD However, before we can get to Harvestfest, we have to deal with what the trio was getting up to in the wee hours of the morning, before the holiday actually started:

-->In stark contrast to what happened in our last update -- namely, her Fury getting the better of her and sending her home early, denying her a promotion -- Alice had been doing so much painting lately and building up the emotional mindfulness that she’d gotten into that state where she could surge any emotion she wanted! I had her surge “Inspired” and sent her to do, what else, more painting. Because she had a masterpiece to make, damn it.

-->Smiler, for their part, went to talk to Guidry about their Fear of Death, because one of the benefits of a haunted house is always having a ghost around who can tell you about the afterlife. XD One conversation later, and the last of their fears were cleared, yay. :)

-->And then, of course, Temperance showed up, because of course she has to ruin a nice moment. >( She didn’t get to stay for long, though, because that bizarre idol happens to be live-draggable, so all I had to do was pop upstairs briefly and yank it off its shelf and into the study. Temperance got in one evil laugh before the idol lit up, then she stormed off in a huff, allowing Alice to get back to her painting of her own Simmie in his little house shelf. XD Yeah, you get gone, you evil ghostie!

-->While all this was going on, I noticed a growing laundry problem around the house -- seems the hamper had filled up without me noticing. Victor -- actually refreshed by a sleep in his and Alice’s upgraded bed -- went around searching all the pockets, then bringing all the various clothing piles over to the washing machine to get that sorted. Usually it’s easy to stay on top of laundry for these guys, but apparently not today!

-->Victor also found a specter in the kitchen and offered it his first painting on the sketchpad as a gift -- it cheerfully accepted and gave him an little ectocake in return! I had Victor put it in his inventory for later. :)

-->And he also got his magic on by Scruberooing the slightly-stinky Smiler when they came in after their chat with Guidry to groove to the phonograph. XD Always gotta get that magic practice in! Though now I’m wondering if it should be possible to Scruberoo laundry piles. . .probably not in base game, but perhaps in a mod? Hmmm. . .

#sims 4 #the lazy save #victor van dort #alice liddell #smiler always #the smiler #seriously it was kind of hilarious to see Alice go over the course of the night from 'too angry to do her job' #to 'zen painting master' #but I guess that's what happens when I force you to paint constantly to try and turn out a masterpiece :p #and yeah Temperance is just a slight annoyance at this point #you have no power here lady #and you will have even less power if I get more bizarre idols #I'll put one downstairs too #one in every room of the house perhaps #actually wait can't you ask Guidry for a free one? #though I think only if she's on the lot... #we'll see what happens! #the gang has a good track record with specters so #getting another one shouldn't be THAT hard #I mean the laundry situation was more annoying that her #that causes a mess :p #queued

[chaos-in-one]

That woman is project so hard it's lowkey pathetic

#lady I think being a grown ass adult arguing with teenagers and name calling them #and being manipulative and angry over a fight you started #is a lot more childish than someone saying you are wrong about their lived experiences #you are throwing a fucking temper tantrum it's sad