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CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT BUCK I LOVE LUCKY BUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pronouns personality fun facts etc I love buck…
Kingyoto uses he/him pronouns, but is a girl.
^ to Salmonids, pronouns are indicative of statues and act more like honorifics. Due to Inklish not having terms in their language that properly suit this idea, the translation leaves “he/him” to most blue collar class working common folk, and “she/her” to running salmonids and Salmonids who are probably destined to Run later in life… Octarian language has many more gendered terms than Inklish, which simply has two — feminine and masculine, and the feminine term was given to running Salmonid’s as a result of terms such as “queen being” and “egg laying,” being used to describe King Salmonids in their original language: ‘Salsegal.’
Kingyoto is probably the only salmonid in Hazard Relief, Inkopolis isn’t a super diverse area, being primarily inklings, and he didn’t speak much if at all ANY Inklish. He could understand the language (to an extent), but has trouble mimicking the vocal notes used in the language.
Started working in Hazard Relief when he was 13, it was near a not-fully developed AC TOKYO, and it wasn’t under the name “Hazard Relief,” he would sift and pull Salmonid remains from up the river, where Salmonids die or get killed in the Homerun. Eventually Senshin Corp. got formed, and provided a more “elegant” approach to these jobs.
When more jobs in this position opened up— Kingyoto decided to move to Inkopolis solely because he’s a die hard Squid Sisters fan.
Kingyoto lives pretty far from the Grizzco office where he works, this is because most houses near Inkopolis don’t follow the housing standard in Salmonid communities (needing a certain humidity content, needing a certain type of bed, etc etc.)
Fido taught Kingyoto most of the Inklish he knows, Kingyoto’s job was initially heavy lifting since Inklings couldn’t go in the water, but he somehow managed to climb the ranks slightly.
Kingyoto is certified to manage a few heavy machines. Likes to make sure they’re in tip top condition.
Kingyoto has a shitty truck that he’s been driving before he was even legally allowed to. It has about 4 different radios inside of it because he keeps forgetting to get rid of the ones that break.
Likes to attend after work get togethers, but doesn’t drink. He’s subjected to way too many Drunk Comments (tm) at a time, tends to be very patient despite it.
He likes honey flavored foods and drinks, which seems to be a popular beverage in Salmonid cities (and tastes very different from Honey teas), it is NOT so popular in Inkopolis. He manages with honey - vanilla teas though.
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dancingdewey · 1 year
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reading the café episode as fido being a single gay dad who thinks bandit is also a single gay dad is the funniest way to interpret it. imagine him walking into the heeler house for breakfast and there's just a whole wife there that he did not in a million years expect
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marinerainbow · 3 months
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... Dang it. Thinking about this post. And...
If Moony and Poppy stayed together, they would have had wolf triplets named Fido, Hugo, and Milo. And possibly a rabbit daughter named Sunny after the boys got older, I'm still debating that last kid.
Why can't I stop thinking up families? (Because it's cute and fun)
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maddymoreau · 3 months
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Fallout New Vegas Live-Blog Dead Money and Lonesome Road DLC
Dead Money:
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I won't lie I'm a little cheater 😔
THIS DLC WAS HARRRRRDDDDD!!!!! I needed help keeping everyone alive so I used a guide.
The DLC felt like this:
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I mistakingly entered this DLC extremely cocky because my game’s difficulty is Very Very Easy and I stocked up on everything.
( ×_×) WHICH ENDED UP NOT MATTERING BECAUSE I GOT KNOCKED OUT WITH GAS, ROBBED AND HAD AN EXPLOSIVE COLLAR PUT ON ME (AGAIN!!!)
What is with the Brotherhood of Steel members and explosive collars 💀 This is why I blew you guys up. Even when away from The Think Tank My Courier is having to deal with the messes they've created.
Those idiots are lucky she loves them.
My Courier is so tired (ᴗ_ᴗ ) . . . She followed the Sierra Madre radio because she hoped something there could help in the Battle of Hoover Dam or help her.
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My Courier ends up being a KISS ASS and doing whatever these weirdos want so they all don’t die. Seriously they all are just one wrong move from killing her. She’s not pushing her 7 Luck Stat.
God: “Wonder what that humans insides would look like laid out over the fountain.”
Dean: “That tourist crosses me they’ll regret it even if they don’t they still might.”
Christine: *My Courier's 4 Perception Stat making it difficult to understand her*
My Courier balancing everything so they all don’t die, kill each other and finish the mission:
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Thoughts on the characters:
DOG AND GOD’S ARC WAS SO SAD ( o̴̶̷᷄ _ o̴̶̷̥᷅ )!!!!!!
Hearing Dog say, " . . . die. Dog wants to die. Don't care anymore, tired of you, tired of place." MADE ME AN EMOTIONAL MESS!!!!
I was so happy I was able to fuse them into one: "Both were driven by need for the other. The Courier brought them together, somehow, joined the two into one."
THIS LINE FROM THEIR ENDING HITS SO MUCH HARDER AFTER BEATING LONESOME ROAD -> "The new voice did not think of the Courier again until the battle at the Divide reached his ears. The battle between the two couriers, beneath the torn skies and the Old World flag... each bearing a message for the other. And the mutant prayed the Courier that had saved him... had been saved in return."
DEAN DOMINO MY TRASH BESTIE!!!!
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I love his line: "Now, it's like we're married with these big wedding rings around our necks."
Dean is awful. I've never seen a man with a more fragile ego but he gets to live because HE IS THE ONLY REASON MY COURIER GOT THROUGH THAT DLC!!!! Without his secret stashes and Sierra Madre Martini recipe I'd still be stuck on the Dead Money DLC.
My Courier doesn’t even normally drink but she was CHUGGING those Sierra Madre Martinis 😂😭
Also it matches My Courier's personality to accidentally befriend him since she has a lot of faith in people.
(ノ^∇^)ノIT'S SO SATISFYING WHEN HE CALLS YOU PARTNER AND MEANS IT!!!!!!!
Plus this entire conversation KILLED ME!!!
My Courier: " [Intelligence 6] Wait- I need to head to the door on your left or my left?"
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I totally didn't go to the wrong door the first time and die.
DEAN IS THE ONE WHO SINGS SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVEEEEEEEE??!!!! WHAT?!?!?!
(〃^∇^〃)ゞ My Courier didn't put two and two together the entire time until his hologram played. So when she finally realizes she accidentally strokes his ego rambling about how she listens to him all the time.
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Dean: "I know you didn't do it out of the good of your heart."
My Courier who did it so she wouldn't die but also because she cares: 🥺
Also Dean’s ending is REALLY funny to me.
Especially the line, “Shrugging it off, his mind turned instead to where the Courier had come from. Vegas still survived, out there in the Mojave. Its sights, sounds... and casinos, ripe for the taking.”
He’s going to roll up to New Vegas only to be happily greeted by My Courier surrounded by Securitrons. I like to imagine he becomes a famous performer in The Strip. Heck maybe with the Omertas dead he ends up taking over their Casino o(^∀^ o)!!!
I feel bad because I have no opinions on Christine.
Since I missed out on A LOT of lore killing the Brotherhood of Steel early on. Need to do a deep dive onto her character later. Her design is super awesome looking and I’m happy she lived.
IT WAS SO COOL REALIZING CHRISTINE IS THE PERSON FROM THE HOLO TAPES I FOUND IN BIG MOUNTAIN!!! ALSO CHRISTINE SAYING ULYSESS AND I ARE ALIKE 👀!!!!
(ง •̀_•́)ง The fight with Elijah was SUPER easy because I punched him off a cliff and he instantly died.
I feel like trapping Father Elijah in the vault is poetic justice but I don’t have the stomach for it.
Seriously the voice actor did an incredible job:
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ALSO MY COURIER GRABBED 9 GOLD BARS TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR HER!!!! I get why they didn’t but STILL!!!
(ง ˃̶͈̀ᗨ˂̶͈́)۶ The Sierra Madre was VERY interesting!!! Especially the lore behind it!!! Gameplay wise it was my least favorite out of all the DLCS.
Lonesome Road:
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(⸝⸝⸝ ᵒ̴̶̷ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷)◞♥︎ With all the little clues throughout FNV this was the DLC I was MOST excited for!!!
I ruined my reputation with The Strip and NCR beforehand AND ULYSSES RECOGNIZED I WAS DOING THE YES MAN ROUTE!!! YAYYYY!!!!!!!!
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Also I realized I've been pronouncing his name wrong this entire time. I've been saying it like E-D-E saying each letter out. It’s suppose to sound more like Eddie.
I LOVE ED-E!!!! ALSO THIS LINE FELT LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN FOR MY COURIER!!!!!
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I listened to all of Ulysses' holo tapes and
AWUGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHH MY HEART!!!!!
"The White Legs... meant to show respect, bribe me for Caesar's favor, echoing mannerisms and words... Showed them tech caches, taught them the workings of chamber and powder, spoke of Caesar's pride in those that used such things... lies. And... ...and then... they tried to honor me - not the Legion.They brought me before the campfire one night, showed me how they changed themselves, how they wore their hair now. It was like my entire dead tribe in the firelight, teeth grinning red in the dark - eager corpses, blood-covered ghosts. They... had taken my braids, the way of the Twisted Hairs, as if it showed they were like me, of me... ...while every knot in their braids spoke of raping, violence - and ignorance of what the knots meant. They thought to show respect... defiled it. Lost myself in trying to read the braids they wove, when I remembered they had put no meaning in it. They had no history of what it meant. They didn't even know the insult in the twists, knots... and Dry Wells came rushing back, the White Legs circled like that... It was like looking at the dead of my tribe, reborn as ghosts - hateful, hungry, bowing to Caesar. Another history... gone, carried by me alone."
My Courier while listening to it:
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When Ulysses took ED-E I was ready to go full Liam Neeson GIVE ME MY SON BACK!!!!!
THIS SCENE GOES HARDDDDD!!!!!
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My Courier talking Ulysses down!!!!
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I saw this conversation in the comments of a YouTube video (AND I'M SO MAD BECAUSE I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT VIDEO IT WAS AND ONLY HAVE SCREENSHOTS OF THE COMMENTS)!!!
I loved what they had to say:
Jacobnewell7845: "I feel like Ulysses respects you more if you do this path. You've not aligned with anyone, walked a different path than anyone, and yet have convinced him to stand besides you. You believe in nations, but you don't follow the ones that exist . . . this can only mean that you plan to found your own . . . and he respects that the most."
MadelineSawyer: "I honestly feel like the means you can talk him down like this path are a lot more meaningful, too. The ability to cite his definition of what makes a home, and how Couriers can build communities feels incredibly sympathetic to his perspectives. You're not telling him that he's misguided and why you think differently about changing symbol's meaning, you're telling him that you know what it means to build something as a fellow Courier, to build communities, homes and rather than laying wastes to echoes of the past. You're putting your trust in Ulysses as a fellow Courier, and he stands down, more reason to keep living despite having lost his hope previously. It hammers the poetic motif of The Two Couriers standing together at The Divide and shows that even a neutral Courier has values even if they don't follow a flag- the not all values need to be expressed conventionally. god I love new vegas."
ED-E'S SACRIFICE ( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ _ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ )!!!!!!
I love that ED-E was able to pass on what My Courier had taught him to his counterpart in the Mojave.
“The Courier knew ED-E's history and could carry it, even if the Eyebot had forgotten."
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I like to imagine during the entire Lonesome Road DLC small flashes of memories return to My Courier.
The smell, people's faces, the weight of the package she carried ETC. It's only after hearing Ulysses' Final Message she fully remembers.
To clarify she didn’t forget because she was shot in the head by Benny Gecko.
She couldn’t remember due to the depression fog from grieving. Delivering to The Divide was just another job to her. She was completely unaware of the impact her actions had there. She was a walking corpse that unintentionally brought death to The Divide.
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Also while Ulysses said that this was their first time meeting. I have a headcanon that he meant it was their first time meeting as Couriers.
They met as little kids.
For this explanation to make sense I need to explain My Courier's childhood:
My Courier's mother was a member of the Followers of the Apocalypse while her father was a traveling merchant. That was until the work became too dangerous so he retired and became an NCR solider (like his father).
They lived in NCR territory until eventually her mother left. She wasn't happy and wanted to return to the Followers of the Apocalypse. She tried to take My Courier (who was only ten years old) with her but was stopped. My Courier was considered a citizen of the NCR. If her mother wanted to leave fine but My Courier had to stay. So her mother left without her. Her father at the time was on a mission. Unaware his wife was trying to leave with their children.
So my Courier lived in NCR territory to adulthood. Receiving an education while her father jumped the ranks. Until due to poor decision making by the NCR her father got killed.
It's why throughout the game she's sympathetic to those in the NCR who are screwed over by it. Killing The Fiends, retrieving Ranger Morales' corpse etc.
My Courier originally intended to join the NCR but after that it destroyed her faith in them. So she left and became a Courier.
She had an intense fascination with robots during her childhood. In the wasteland where danger exists around every corner to a child the thought of a powerful robot protecting you would be comforting.
She loved reading books, poster, magazines, and pamphlets about them. Anything she could get.
For My Courier reading and daydreaming about robots was an escape. So a city like New Vegas that's protected by robots she desperately wanted to live in.
It's why she was saving the money she earned through her Courier work (a dangerous job) in order to move to New Vegas. It also why during her Courier work she felt like she was alive but not living. So being saved by Victor felt like a second chance. The opportunity to make her life her own.
When her father was still traveling as a merchant he'd take the family with him. During that time her mother would spread the Followers of the Apocalypse message. Trying to help the tribes they encountered. Her mother would also translate for father who would do business with them.
One tribe they met was the Twisted Hairs. Her family only spent a few days with them. During that time My Courier played with Ulysses.
If you've ever seen the Bluey episode Camping featuring Jean-luc it plays out like that.
Innocent and unaware of the horrors they're about to face and one day inflict on each other.
While My Courier remembered playing with a boy from a tribe. She didn't realize it Ulysses until listening to his final message. Ulysses did remember it was her.
After listening to his final tape she finds him and they have a nice heart to heart.
Their relationship is interesting since instead of calling them friends. I'd describe it more as two people who are bound to each other by fate. Unable to separate even if they wanted to. She visits him regularly, always bringing supplies and worrying about him.
Part 1-8 and DLC Below:
In Order:
Part 1:
https://www.tumblr.com/maddymoreau/738944610851864576/i-spent-a-majority-of-my-time-exploring-the-top?source=share
Part 2:
https://www.tumblr.com/maddymoreau/739188768511229952/finally-leaving-the-strip-i-worked-on-a-quest?source=share
Part 3:
https://www.tumblr.com/maddymoreau/739399214287749120/fallout-new-vegas-live-blog-i-was-looking-at-a?source=share
Part 4:
https://www.tumblr.com/maddymoreau/739493595514634240/fallout-new-vegas-live-blog-part-4-i-went-on-a?source=share
Old World Blues DLC:
https://www.tumblr.com/maddymoreau/739827733183512576/i-loved-this-dlc-so-much?source=share
Honest Hearts DLC:
https://www.tumblr.com/maddymoreau/740006126331035648/fallout-new-vegas-honest-hearts-dlc-%E3%82%9E-after?source=share
Part 5:
https://www.tumblr.com/maddymoreau/740067783848640512/fallout-new-vegas-live-blog-part-4-since-i?source=share
Part 6:
https://www.tumblr.com/maddymoreau/740206323251232768/fallout-new-vegas-live-blog-part-today-was-all?source=share
Part 7:
https://www.tumblr.com/maddymoreau/740542999964057600/theres-so-many?source=share
Part 8:
https://www.tumblr.com/maddymoreau/740609849137741824/also-i-got-enclave-armor?source=share
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lakeeffectsnow · 4 months
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Modern designers need to step it up this is the best cup I have ever seen
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empty-dream · 2 years
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The reunion with the cat without a name
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xperimentalranger · 1 year
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Underrated dynamic.
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silvercrane14 · 2 years
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OH MY GOD
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rayhantochtli · 2 years
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the new pokemon names just feel so... quirky millenial-y? and i hate it. smolive. lechonk. fidough. get them out of my SIGHT.
LMAO i actually do like lechonk but i agree with you that they're just silly (and kind of lazy) attempts at names
"sprigatito", "fuecoco" woww, so nice! What's next? Gatomon?? Perromon? Omg a hamster pokemon that it's related to ham and its name is "hamon"
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Any other Canadians feel like causing chaos during the outage?
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jeclrs · 9 months
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girlsexbattle2 · 1 year
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i fucking hate the sink vendor. GIVE ME MY CAPS BITCH BOY
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ratboy-tummy · 1 year
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Wonderin if Pat (Lucky's dad) would be kinda chubby or kinda beefy
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hrina · 2 years
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do you have service / wifi cass???
yes i do!
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shinjisdone · 10 months
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How I Imagine TWST Could Be If There Was A Female!MC - Staff Edition
part 2 of this I suppose
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TW: Reader is female, period mentioned, bullying mentioned
Crowley, as mentioned, is a bit indifferent but puzzled at the new female student.
Not to offend, but you sure you crawled out of the coffin? You didn't throw out the original Student and replaced their body with yours, right?
He is half-joking by the way.
Well, it is what it is, and him being such a GRACIOUS AND GENEROUS PERSON will OF COURSE do all that he can to make you feel welcome and part of NRC!
Spoiler alert: he does so half-assed.
Will bring you any sort of thing you need and will offer both pants and skirts in all kinds of lengths for your uniform - long, short, frilly, straight, etc. As long as they fit with the jacket.
Since you came here with uh, NOTHING, he will also make sure that Sam stocks all kinds of things. While many things that are worn/needed are kinda basic/gender-neutral, he doesn't think of eeeeverything.
At the same time he kinda...paves you your own personal hell with good intentions. Introduces you to others like a good headmaster does while also underlining how VERY MUCH INDEED A GIRL YOU ARE. DING-DING-DING A YOUNG WOMAN IS GOING TO BE HERE FOR THE REST OF UUUUHHH WHENEVER I'LL BOTHER TO LOOK FOR HER HOME PLEASE BE NICE TO HER, OK?
When you might feel sick and report it to the headmaster he will of course, understand. Yet just as you are about to excuse yourself he GASPS and very genuinely and worriedly asks while whispering 'are you on your period...?'
Whether or not that is the case he will continue to reassure that that it is not something to be ashamed about AS THE ONLY GIRL HERE and he'll make sure you'll be fine.
Unironically would give you a wink, thumbs up and pats himself on the back for how GENEROUS HE IS HAH.
Would give you self-made help book: 'The Time I Got Transported Into A Magic All-Boys-Academy As The Only Magicless Girl'.
Crewel is uuuuuhhhh...
He eyes you up and down before asigning you to a pot. A pup is a pup and well-trained, diligent and especially, open-minded pups can learn anything.
Potionology especially can be learned by you, a magicless student! It requires understanding of ingredients and their magical attributes as well as magic itself a bit, but that's something you can learn!
He does not care if you are female or not. Students are meant to obey and he will not treat you any differently. Be well-behaved and listen - learn from this new environment and succeed.
He is a bit more strict with you since potionology does not require any magical skills (as far as I know). You can learn, you can adapt. Just be a good pup!
If you're doing awful, then he will be STRICT AS HELL. It's just that he truthfully believes you can learn and do better!
If you're doing good and maybe even improved, he'll be sure to praise you. Good pup! Very, very, well done!
Then he goes back to his strict self.
If he sees you being treated wrongly by others during HIS CLASS because you are a girl - he won't allow it. Will chastise the other student, ESPECIALLY IF YOU TEAMED UP, and will tell them of their awful behavior. Such things deserve punishment.
If you ever do better after such a situation, be sure Crewel will praise you loudly in a away to indirectly shove it into the student's face and let them know - 'This one did it despite being a girl and you thinking that is a reason to bully someone. No, you foolish Fido. You all are equal, inexperienced puppies.'
Be very afraid of Trein.
This guy does not c a r e who you are. A student of NRC is supposed to be diligent, punctual, listening, obeying, studious, tidy, neat, AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET TO-
The list goes on and on.
There is the slight chance that Trein will be a bit...less strict when he takes into account that you are new to everything. You aren't familiar with either the history of magic nor the social status and affects it can have (hooh boy, you do know how much it affects-)
After classes he might take you to the side and ask how much you actually know of...magic, besides not being able to cast any. He will offer extra classes and books from the library to catch up. After that he BETTER be seeing you there often with a book in your hand. Will often check on you.
He doesn't mean any harm but he is very certain you need extra lessons to even be on the same level as the locals here. So he expects you to be extra hard-working!
After some time, the thought of you being so much left behind crosses his mind and he wants to speak after class with you again. This time about a different topic.
"Are you perhaps...being intentionally wronged in this school?"
He does not like to use the word 'bullied'. While he knows it does exist he'd rather not make any assumptions, especially because he thinks it's because you are the only female here.
It depends on you what is the truth.
In general he does take you being a young woman in an all-boys-academy as a fact and in the back of his mind while he teaches you. You and your studies might be affected due to this. Will often ask about you and how you are doing. He will take everything as truth, even if you lie since he expects you to be mature enough to do the right thing.
Though you seem to be around good and righteous young men, so he likes to believe you are doing well.
Might take Ace and Deuce to the side and tell them to look after you. Just a bit.
Ace will be like, 'yeah, yeah, don't worry, she's fine with us. Hah, in fact she'd be totally lost without us!'
Deuce is bobbing his head up and down, starry-eyed, 'yes, yes, yes, Professor! We'll do our best, she is safe with us. I SWEAR AS A FUTURE HONOR STUDENT-'
Vargas at the beginning pushes you as much as the others because how else could you spellcast?
Oh. You can't either way?
Hm.
After getting over that fact, Vargas takes your situation very seriously. If it is requested, Vargas will make sure to prepare sport uniforms you are comfortable with as well ask you if you are also comfortable with training with the other boys (it is nice to be asked but then again, what is he supposed to do if you say no? Give you private lessons after dark?).
He will internally let out a big 'phew!' if you say you do not mind training with them or training with a few close ones (the 1st year squad or anyone else you trust).
Is very understanding if you cannot partake due to your period. Will be sure to discreetly excuse you and ask a student you trust to escort you back to your dorm.
Will also bring in your own strength and capability into play. You may not be able to cast any magic, but that is not the only reason to grind!
Will often look over to you and how you're doing during lessons. Will immediately intervene if he sees any bullying or harrassment. That's not sporting or fair!
Will give a big thumbs up at any improvements or when you or others stand up for you. That's the spirit!
Sam is the one adult you know he always got your back.
The others are perfectly nice but Sam does not criticize, chastise or push you to your limits! Though he is part of the staff you feel like you can talk the most open with him.
Always asks about your day. Oh, it went well? Here, have this trinket as a memory keepsake. Oh, it was awful? Aw, shucks, take this treat, it'll cost ya...
That's usually how your conversations go.
Whatever you need, he got it for you. Makes sure he always has feminine products or anything else you might need in stock and will give you them behind the counter if you want to keep the exchange a secret and not so open to public.
Though he treats you like his other customers (kinda ripping you off), he does give you a few things for sale or free when you had a bad day due to you being the only girl here.
Tell him any secret! They are safe with him (for a price jk).
After all, there might be a few things you cannot or wouldn't want to tell your friends and Sam keeps his mouth shut whenever. So don't worry!
Grim is a little pain in the neck no matter who you are.
As mentioned, he doesn't really get why it's suuuuch a biiig deaaaal that you are here. So what if you're a giiirrrll? You're his minion either way and you ARE going to help him.
Once he gets that others pick on you, he'll get defensive. That is HIS minion and she's doing a great job no matter if magicless or not, no matter if girlie or not! Y'all better shut up before he burns you to a crisp.
Will defend you but since he's just some...monster cat no one takes him seriously. He tries though and does end up setting someone's hair on fire...which only brings you more trouble, so there's that.
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nunalastor · 16 days
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Lucifer figures out that Alastor dislikes dogs and starts shapeshifting into one regularly to get under Alastor's skin. He takes every opportunity, enjoying the way the Radio Demon subtly flinches, the involuntary twitch of his ears, how stiff he looks as he tries to pretend like he's unbothered.
After a while Lucifer starts verbally teasing Alastor about his supposed fear of dogs and Alastor snaps. Not violently, not shouting or anything.
Lucifer: Aw, what's the matter, Bambi? Is the big bad Radio Demon scared of Fido? You know, they say animals can sense evil. Is that why you hate them? They catch one whiff of you and start howling?
Alastor, with the sweetest, most genuine smile on his face: Well, I was mauled to death by dogs, so, no, I can't say I particularly like them.
Lucifer: ...Oh.
Lucifer: [Suddenly feels like a huge asshole]
Plot twist, that's not actually how Alastor died. Dogs were involved in his death, but he wasn't mauled by them. But he lets Lucifer go on thinking that and enjoys the way Lucifer just deflates when he says that.
👀
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