#and he's just obnoxious as hell.

[scattered-winter]

ok. this might be slightly insane but uhh...how do you feel about doing all 4 pevensie kids (or however many of your choosing) for character bingo? i know they're probably not, like, blorbo status but your narnia posting around thanksgiving made me think of them. (if not them, i propose: owen bc your owen rants delight me, and judd bc. judd <333)

AKSJLDFKSHDGISLRIJSKHG UR SOOOO VALID ACTUALLY !!! i'm gonna do them all <333 because i want to <333 i've actually never read the narnia books so these are all the movie kids <3

lucy, edmund, susan, peter <3 you've awakened something in me <33

everything on this is derogatory <3 i have a rich inner world where owen is a genuinely interesting character with a genuinely interesting narrative but i also don't give a fuck about him so i'm probably never gonna talk about it <3

judd <333333333 my beloved <33333333333333 the only wrong thing he's ever done is support owen in any way shape or form and that's just down to the writing constantly propping owen up and so i choose to ignore it all <3

#someday we need to have a conversation about how the characters in lone star aren't allowed to have any stories/arcs of their own #without it revolving around owen somehow #like. i know there are a few non owen-centric arcs but they're all so so so minor and are resolved within the episode #but GOD. it's so frustrating when the characters act ooc in order to make owen look good #like. they constantly prop him up as Their Leader The Captain The Best Man Ever even though he's canonically. done some shit. #and he's just obnoxious as hell. #and idk. owen's continued Main Character Disease is an act of hatred towards me specifically #but god. GOD. the narratives that could be possible if they let other characters take the limelight. if owen wasn't front and center #every goddamn episode. #JUST around owen himself!!! he would be so much more interesting if they just!! gave it a REST!! #the arc in s3 where he came to terms with his trauma regarding being on the front lines of 9/11???????? #that would have been SUCH a compelling arc !! but by the time i got there i was soooo fed up with every single thing #being about owen in a show that's supposed to be driven by an ensemble cast. #i was SO frustrated by all the owen bullshit that when they had a genuinely good storyline for him it just flew over my head #because it was Just Another Owen Centric Thing. #idk if im making sense im tired and fed up with owen's shit #i've been wanting to rewatch lone star for the longest time but im putting it off because i dont wanna have to deal with owen again lmao #pros: carlos and marjan and judd and tk and mateo and paul and nancy and tommy and michelle and billy and all the amazing characters i love #cons: OWEN'S ANNOYING BLAND BITCH ASS #anyway. anyway #leo 🌻 #i looooove peter pevensie so much he's so <33 #the way he tries so hard to keep his siblings safe in the first movie ???? when he doesn't know what's going on ???? god. #its the siblings in media that always fuck me up #and edmund is just a little shit (affectionate) #i'd beat him up on the grounds that he reminds me of my little brother. which is reason enough <3 #susan <3333 i love a smartass <3333 #and lucy is just. so sweet. and hopeful. i <3333

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Stop flirting and start fighting

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #some people read these comics without knowledge of the source material so this is your *warning for spoilers* in the tags #Wwx in the audio drama gets *so* flustered when lwj kneels down to inspect his leg. Only for the curse mark and arm to start raging #poor nmj: jin ling was obnoxious but at least he wasn’t *this* bad #homophobic only for these two. and honestly...yeah. look at them. listen to them. #i think its key to not separate wangxian from being extremely obnoxious around each other #you’re happy for them but god you want them to shut the hell up. #welcome to my cayboy nmj agenda btw. If there is a Nya Huaisang there must be a Nya Meowjue #wwx puts his pants back on soon but remember: he’s the secret third party member from now on B*) #Every time they flirt in his presence he makes those faces. #once again: that is just one arm bouncing around like an enraged dvd logo. not 3 separate arms.

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

YOUR bryce is a serious surgeon who likes to surf w a wife and kids. MY bryce carries a stanley tumbler, is going through years of cultural healing, and sleeps in shorts that say slut across the ass. we are not the same.

#this is not meant as hate so stfu #i was looking through my bryce posts and yeah ive really taken him in my own (canonically correct) route huh #n e ways he is my fav boy ever thanks for asking #but seriously obvi i dont think yall are horrible for having him that way #i just like my queer af and obnoxious as hell bryce #once again realizing i hate this fandom though like actually this post is funny as hell but yall are gonna throw a fit no matter what #bryce lahela

[tswwwit]

I know Bill's the big bad demon everyone is afraid of and he will protect his husband at all costs (when no one's looking), but I think it's also worth mentioning that Dipper, even being the dorky, squishy human that he is, also cares about his dumb demon hubby and wants to keep him safe, even if it annoys Bill, and really, he doesn't need protecting the way Dipper does. He isn't going to puff out his chest and get in someone's face like some macho man, but I think Dipper knee-jerk reaction when Bill's in "danger" isn't to just shrug because he's an all-powerful demon who can handle it. If a blast that could level a whole town was aimed at Bill's head (for him, this just means a bad hair day and a new body), Dipper's immediate impulse is to push him out of the way or defend him against whatever wants to kill his familiar. Because he's not thinking "Bill could literally end this match in .3 seconds." He's thinking "if you touch even one hair on that asshole's head, I'm going to knock yours clean off your shoulders." I don't know what the point even is in this post, just that Dipper is this nerdy, unassuming guy who ends up being viciously protective under the right conditions. Like I think Dipper pulls off the bloody and vengeful look SO well that Bill immediately melts and just lets him handle the situation, even though it's not really Dipper's fight to begin with. He's beating the guy to a pulp with zero reserve, and Bill's off to the side swooning and twirling his hair over his man for getting his hands dirty for him.

It's true! While Bill's not the type to enjoy being underestimated, he has to admit! Seeing his adorable husband all riled up on his behalf is a hell of a sight.

The thing is, Dipper's a good guy! He can't help but put himself in danger over others. Even when all reason and logic say that Bill would be absolutely fine if he got his head exploded or a shiv in his kidney, Dipper's instinct is to fully and immediately get in the way of that. To, in fact, be protective.

Mostly this is only evident when Dipper has to stand up to Ford. Yes, yes, Bill's a vile horrible monstrosity, but he didn't do that particular thing you're accusing him of. Watching him stand up to his uncle is a particular treat!

For bigger threats, though - Well. Bill's gonna be absolutely fine, no matter what happens, thank you very much. But he's definitely not opposed to seeing some guy who was about to literally stab him in the back get a few of his teeth knocked out.

#answers #Dipper doesn't like seeing his husband get hurt. Yes Bill likes pain and all but only contextually. And he's immortal. #But Dipper can't help but cringe and wince on his behalf anyway. He talks a lot of shit but he really does love his bastard husband #When it comes to most of the the Ford situations #Bill gets to have fun with those #Dipper's ready to argue on Bill's behalf. Most times. Yes a little head-explodey doesn't keep Bill down but Dipper is NOT a fan #Catch Bill standing just behind Dipper - or even leaping up into his arms and nearly making him topple over - #Only to look very self-satisfied. Going :3 'yes I am babey' #Looking like the perfect innocent cherub he absolutely isn't gets on Ford's nerves in a HUGE way #Both super obnoxious AND it makes his mortal roll his eyes at him. SO fun! #For other times he gets defended it's Bill's turn to roll his eyes #But goddamn if it isn't cute as hell. PLUS it's one of the rare times he actually sees Dipper really riled up #Not in like a flustered argumentative type of way. In an actual Fuck You You're Going Down kinda way #Real stupid that Dipper keeps doing this. But real hard to oppose it when Bill gets such a view outta it! #Also concept: Dipper trying to shield Bill while he's in his real form and feeling a moment of 'oh no' when he fails #Only for like. The knife to go 'tink' off his surface. Bill looks unimpressed #Another reminder for Dipper that yeah okay Bill can handle himself. He feels pretty dumb about it #That's okay DIpper you mean well! Bill will still smooch you for trying #APPROVED.jpeg implied but not included due to me adding too much text

[snakesinsocks2005]

I feel like if Odin was mortal he'd be one of those dads thats addicted to candy crush and plays it on full volume

#hell. if odin just got off his high sliepnir(crowd laughter.sfx) and got into midgard culture and entertainment he would #thor already plays fighting games with hulk. frigga could enjoy animal cro #wait. no. less predictable option. frigga plays doom #and loki could be the most obnoxious fortnite player. like that stupid mcu endgame theory of him being noobmaster #a family of gamers.. #snake hisses

[bloodxhound]

would you connect your brain worm with his 😳

#【♞】 ooc. #got a new pc and immediately bought baldür's hell 3 (again) just to mod the shit out of it and play as ray finally : o) #i promise i'm normal abt this game #he's bullying his way across f//aerun ^_^ #i'm gonna transfer my rp icons from my laptop to here now and once i'm done it's writing time #the above is a trick question btw #he won't be amused abt the intrusion. he will make sure you regret using the t.adpole connection #he will give you brain dmg by thinking abt the most obnoxious things to force you out of his mind and stay out of it forever

[crimeronan]

orpheus sucked. i've said it before and i'll say it again: if you loved her you wouldn't look. rip to eurydice girl if you were married to ME i'd walk straight out of hell and keep walking and if i never saw you again it would be okay because i'd know you were alive and carry that with me and none of the rest of it would matter because THAT'S WHAT LOVE IS and anything else makes my skin crawl. your husband fuckin SUCKSSSSS dude i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry an ugly bitch would do you like that i'm SO s

#is this a bad faith reading? yes. is it in response to people being condescending about this myth again? yes #the last time i posted about this a bunch of classics majors were like you've gotten the myth wrong #there are X reasons he looked back that didn't have to do with him being a little bitchass who can't follow clear directions #but listen. the only fucking thing people ever say is how he looked back out of love #and lemme shout it from the mountaintops #I DON'T WANT TO BE LOVED LIKE THAT!!! I DON'T WANT TO LOVE LIKE THAT!!!!!!! #IT SUCKS!! EURYDICE YOU CAN DO BETTER. CALL ME #there's too much adam in me for this nonsense. simply Do Not Look Back #JUST FOLLOW DIRECTIONS. YOU SELFISH BASTARD. #IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING SEE IT THROUGH THEN DON'T GO TO HELL IN THE FIRST PLACE. #to Me this is way more about selfish stupidity and possessiveness in the face of grief you refuse to process #which is actually compelling!! and interesting to explore!! #but no. god forbid. we have to suffer through a million poems of 'in that last moment eurydice knew that she was loved' #NO. FUCK OFF. SHE KNEW THAT THE SECOND HER HUSBAND SHOWED UP IN HELL FOR HER. #IN THAT FINAL MOMENT SHE KNEW HE WAS A LITTLE BITCHASS WHO CAN'T FOLLOW THROUGH ON ANYTHING. I'LL KILL YOU #this rant is obnoxious but please know i'm making my own post so as not to put tags on the post of someone who is loudly wrong about this #because i am being polite. kind of.

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

✨✨✨🥰💖🥰💖WESLEY💖🥰💖🥰✨✨✨

#this sweet precious bby boy is the cure for my depression #the top gif alone makes me wanna vomit rainbows #i just wanna pinch the hell out of his cheeks and tell him what a cutie pie he is in the most obnoxious baby talk voice #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Black Light Burns #down the rabbit hole

[lycanthian]

im going to KIIIIIIIIILLL SOMEONE

#my roommate every tuesday and thursday morning at 7 am #has this fucking OBNOXIOUS alarm that goes off and its loud and annoying #AND HE FUCKIJG SLEEPS THROUGH IT #EVERY SINGLE TIME. AND ITS NOT LIKE IM NOT ALREADY AWAKE #BUT ITS SO ANNOYING BSCAUSD HELL JUST LET IT RING OUT FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES #AND THEN HIT SNOOZE. SO THAT ITLL GO OFF AGAIN IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES #UAAAAAAUUUGHGGHHHGGGHHHHHHHH #okay insanity.over #lycan howls

[the-blazing-light]

Zemzus, Priory Arcanist, Lion's Arch-raised charr, Necromancer and overall just a big Elder Dragon nerd

#new charr time :) #fun fact I levelled him in like a day cuz Apollo was kind enough to play my bodyguard and drag me through Maguuma on him #that cat was just born and went through hell in the jungle but hey it got him to lvl 80 fast so #his lore is that he's literally just a Nerd obsessed with dragons and dragon magic #also despite being a necromancer he hates blood and dirt and will have a tantrum if he gets blood on his clothing #he's. not very Charr to be honest dfhjgjhhg most charr would find him obnoxious with how much he fusses over his appearance and hates dirt #and yet he creates the most gross dead things imaginable and treats his minions like pets #gw2 #guild wars 2 #charr #c: Zemzus

[talentforlying]

@beyondthescully: meta about those criminal records scully is 1000% going to look into — SEND META TOPICS.

constantine's criminal record with the british government is file #A571B, and he knows it by heart because he's spent years mind-tricking arresting officers into avoiding it so he doesn't come up against more trouble than he wants to deal with. it doesn't help much if someone researches him independently, when he's not aware they're doing it, but if he does know, he puts a little glamour down so that their eyes simply skip over it when they look him up.

i wouldn't say that he's afraid of people looking up his record, per se, but he certainly dreads it being brought up, since it lists him being convicted of the murder of a child + a nightclub full of people — which, obviously, tends to get a very strong reaction from anyone who didn't hear the real story of newcastle from him ahead of time; we all know that he inadvertently damned astra to hell by summoning (and failing to properly name or bind) the demon nergal to save her from the terror elemental she accidentally created, but without that important context, it reads horrifically — and because it includes the fact that he was committed to ravenscar secure facility in lieu of prison time, which tends to kill people's trust that he's telling the truth about the supernatural and knows what he's doing.

speaking of which, the newcastle incident was highly publicized across the UK at the time (1978), and continues to raise huge red flags when people go to look him up in government databases, but since it was pre-internet, there are no news articles online other than ones that were digitized later and mystery of the casanova club murders / what happened to mucous membrane? (his band) blog posts on conspiracy & occult fansites. it's kind of an urban legend these days, since constantine is now the last survivor of the original crew and band and his name is notorious in occult circles, but you'll never get him to talk about it unless he's being forced to defend himself or he trusts you with his fucking life, and good luck with that second one.

US databases will also include a murder conviction from new york in 2000, when he was framed for the death of a top gangster, sentenced to max security, and later cleared, but since he was cleared, under new york law, that record is now sealed and can only be seen by federal, state, and local law enforcement. unfortunately, that one's an azzarello storyline so i plan to rework the fuck out of those events, because fuck azzarello.)

#beyondthescully #anyway the REST of his criminal record is mostly B&Es / vandalism / obstruction / vagrancy / disturbing the peace #bc he was an obnoxious teenage punk and an obnoxious adult man who throws trash cans through funeral home windows #but he freezes up like a possum in headlights when anyone says anything about it bc he's waiting for the fireworks to start #scully is Not going to like what she finds and constantine is going to avoid the HELL out of her when he finds out #cue benny hill music as he hides from the fbi agent In The FBI Office Building #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE. #( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF.

[bitchfitch]

I've had to make a spreadsheet to keep track of the vignettes. and I'm pretty certain over half this book isn't going to be about Conall and Arlo. This format really gives me room to play with the whole time fuckery that happens around Arlo so the connections between sections are going to be more about themes vibes and flow than linear story progression. Like I'll make a key that sorts all 7 ish timelines linearly within themselves and another that sorts them all into one timeline. Because a good portion of these happen concurrently.

Like, A scene might play from Arlo's pov and ten sections later you'll get it from Conall's. and while that's happening the two different versions of Asena are both doing their own thing at that same moment.

Also there's 2 Asena's now. one of them isn't happy about it but the other doesn't know that other version of herself exists.

#the one who isnt happy about it isnt happy because she knows she kinda doesn't exist. Shes a dream manifested by Arlo on accident. #Since he never stops thinking of her as his daughter he kinda breaks time and makes an alternate line where he just kills Conall #and raises Asena himself. #tbh the point of making it non linear is to let ther be explanations for a lot of things without someone having to say the explanation #Like why do werewolves love Arlo? well heres the scene where his mommy makes them for him and his brothers #also Haze gets to have a section in the Anger portion of the book to explain Why he told Rhiannon a prophecy he knew would cause #so much pain. #The king also gets a section but i dont think hes getting a name. #Its there more to be a show of what would have happened between Conall and Arlo if Conall was an enabler instead of a paragon #i think the whole. like Challenge with this exercise is making every single section work on its own and as part of a larger story #like i want people to be able to track the plots as the story goes on but not Need to. #like you could open up to a random section read it and grok it 100% #or read a few then put the book down for a few weeks and be able to continue from where you left off without too much confusion #thats probably the only way to keep this whole thing from being Obnoxious as hell.

[unhingedselfships]

In The Tags/Reblog Game

Describe yourself in the most EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY My Immortal manner you can.

Feel free to stick as close to the original description format, or go completely off the rails.

#MY NAME IS KIMBERLY ANABIEL EPHEM'RAL BUNNY TEMPEST #I have messy ashy-red-brown hair (that is not how I got my name) #that is curly and reaches my shoulder blades and dark brown eyes that look black in most lighting and sometimes photograph solid black #which makes me look like some kinda of demonic being #(or just a shitty selfie taker) #Literally no one ever tells me I look like Ivy Levan (AN: if you don't know who that is fair enough). #I'm not related to Rimuru Tempest because he is not a real person #I'm not a vampire and my teeth could use some work but I am a broke American so I'm shit out of luck. #I AM NOT A PREP #I AM A LOSER #I AM TOO BROKE TO BE A GOTH #I wear mostly oversized tops and leggings in the most obnoxious colors and patterns I can find. #I want people to cringe when they look at me. #I hate WalMart but buy most of my clothes from there. #For example today I'm wearing an old ass soft as hell pale pink tshirt and crayon-blue sweatpants.

[glassseagull]

I actually need to be nicer to this guy this is so bad

#I'm being such an asshole. not to him but in my head #the problems are 1. he wants me to hell him with our math work but I think he is just as smart as me but also I clearly understand it bette #I don't know I am mad about this but I am #2. hes kinda being obnoxious about his breakup and keeps lying about it (saying it lasted longer than it did and that he was cheated on) #when I KNOW that isn't true #3. he does not understand me at all he thinks that I am strange and unknowable but also depends on me for emotional support #but like I'm also being overly mad at him and not very understanding

[elfindreams]

just got back from an RPG/LARP weekend earlier today which was very fun but I just played so many games back-to-back that my brain is rotating inside my skull like a washing machine lmfao

#CHARACTERS I HAVE PLAYED IN THE PAST 2.5 DAYS: #village monk who was murdered by a demon and became a very ineffectual ghost #very sad skeletal abomination doomed to guard the grave of its dead sorceress creator forever #obnoxiously angry old lady fistfighting demons to escape a grocery-store themed hell #Deep One-worshipping pirate who washes ashore with his crew and becomes convinced he’s a jaguar after getting blasted on magical LSD #one of five fragments of the personality of a young woman wandering around in a horrible nightmare-castle #homicidal bunny on a quest to avenge its murdered owner #emotionally-repressed veteran mech suit pilot who tries to enact vigilante justice against their comrade over a horrific misunderstanding #(and destroys half a city in the process) #comedically long-suffering and cowardly techie for a cryptozoology vlog just trying to earn enough $ to legally change her stupid birth name

[es2rism]

cringetober day 3: unnecessarily complicated outfit

#(in my defense i Thought it was oct. 2 yesteday. oopsie daisy) #cringetober 2023 #oc #this is my oc Vanu #he's not a significant character or anything he's just obnoxiously Rich and Weird as Hell