#and magolor was like ''well ok fuck you dad''

[parttimepuff]

Okay but Magolor did you even look at the blog rules? No one’s getting murked on this page, although I can’t say you won’t get banished, or stabbed. Also beep his name is Magolor, not Wiz, sheeeesh

"A blog? No one's posting about us, are they??" Magolor questioned, wringing his hands. Reverie glanced towards the camera briefly before turning back to the others. Lor was the first to actually answer. "Blog or not, as long as no one’s getting hurt. Beep will have to perform another unstabbing if the latter does happen though>" She added, half joking. "I'm, still worried about that, but I guess." The Halcandran sighed. "Do you think he'd pull out the ax for this? Nova, never mind, I don't want to think about it."

"I don’t think I’ve ever fought anyone with an axe but I’d probably still win, anyway." Beep assured him, before her expression dropped. "And, uh… if you want me to stop calling you Wiz, I will..." She mumbled. "What? No, you can still call me Wiz! I… I know it was a fake name, but it's a nice nickname. Better than 'egghead' by a long shot. Or 'liar'." Magolor replied, less enthusiastic for the last part. "Heh, yeah. Picked a good one! It’s, much better than those, you’re right…" The Matter agreed.

"Thanks! I like my name, but that doesn't mean I can't have more than one of 'em." Magolor grinned. "And, yeah… I'm, sure you would've come up with a good one, though, if I didn't make one up." He added sheepishly, getting his fellow Matter to smile again. "And hey, if you want, you can make a nickname for you I can use." The Halcandran suggested, intriguing her. "I never thought about a nickname for me…" Beep realized.

"Oh, I bet you could make a really cool one. I mean, mine was easy. I just went with Wiz cause I'm a bit of a wizard." Magolor recounted, glad it had worked out despite not being the most creative. "Wait, can you do magic like Gremlin or Rev??" Beep asked, excited by the idea. "Yeah, of course! …well not, the same type of magic, but magic." The Halcandran clarified, more conscious about not lying to her. The Matter spun around to her father. "Dad, can I learn magic with Wiz??" She begged.

Reverie chuckled. As though he could actually say no. "Heh, of course! Though, it'll have to be through the hivemind for now." He pointed out. "It'd be harder, but I could still teach you that way." Magolor confirmed. Beep's expression fell at the reminder that they couldn't stay much longer. "Oh… right…" She murmured. "Yeah… You'll always be able to talk to me, though, ok?" The Halcandran reminded her.

That helped. "Y-yeah! And when it’s all over, we can hang out again." Beep agreed. "Hell yeah!!" Magolor exclaimed, pumping a fist in the air. "Fuck yeah!!" The Matter shouted right back. They certainly had a lot in common.

#ask #ic #anon #Wiz #Magolor #Lor #Beep #Reverie

[applekitty]

all u need to know about me:

lover of villains who have little to no backstory and just look like they have a great fun time up until the part where their plan crumbles around them and you can see on their face how much they aren’t having a fun time

lover of silly villains who are just having so much fun you can’t help but love them bc of how much fun they’re having

lover of having canonical villains be even worse than they are in canon by expanding on who they are as a person based on small things (i.e a business man who is evil is probably what a socialist aka me considers to be an evil business man in the modern day and it’d be reasonable to add to them that way)

lover of tiff content where she is happy and not dead why do people keep fucking killing her or traumatizing her fuck off she’s literally 12 be normal thanks

lover of content where tokkori doesn’t die or get traumatized

lover of villains did I mention I adore villains.

traumatized villains who’re still villains and are still defeated and not redeemed are my bread. my butter. my jam. my peanut butter. my everything. specifically I mean the really big huge nasty villains who’re beyond redemption not the sillay / redeemable ones

lover of silly villains getting offered redemption by heroes but they’re too scared / too proud to take the redemption so they just continue being evil bc it’s fun and safe and comfy :)

especially big lover of when they eventually do fold over into being okay with maybe a redemption but it’s less so the villain changing and moreso the heroes coming to terms with them and becoming friends with them because the heroes have seen much much worse than the silly villain so they’d be ok with them being around bc they’re comparatively nothing to a bigger, stronger bad

lover of when big bads smack silly villains IT MAKE ME SCREAM I LOVE IT...

and:

hater of possession trope

hater of woobifiers

hater of Susie, and disliker of marx and magolor bc of this

hater of ‘redemption arcs’ 

aka what a fandom classifies as a redemption arc which is just a villain having (usually projected) a sad backstory therefore being worthy of redemption (next to nearly entirely without the ARC PART OF THE REDEMPTION, regardless of crimes

hater of knightmare theory

hater of hyperemotional meta knight who’s mega traumatized and cries every chance he gets over war and how nightmare made him eat glass sandwiches as a child

hater of most ‘x is Kirby's parent’ content

it goes from ‘eh okay well ur having fun :3’ to ‘you’re making that villain into Kirby's dad are you fucking kidding me??? and you’re doing it without making that villain be in the wrong or teach Kirby bad things WHAT???’

#shitpost #just felt like Talkin #I just love villains so much #and hate possession trope so much