#and she was like Holy Shit wtf

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Mods are asleep, post Valery in his suspenders

#chernobyl hbo #valery legasov #I masked most the time so didn't really bother with makeup but want to do some subtle stuff next time like enhance the small dent in my chi #alas braces corrected my old tooth gap lol #this is it I'm out of Dragon Con selfies #my face #ok so my mother finally saw my reference pics of Jared for this cosplay #and she was like Holy Shit wtf #she was both impressed and weirded out and honestly I think it helped her see me as a capital M Man #this has been some unintentional trans feels in the tags #my chin not my chi let me edit tags mobile tumblr

[towards-toramunda]

Ashley Johnson is such a fucking good actor I cannot get this moment out of my head! Her voice sounds so…. UGH so hurt and my god I love when actors fucking ACT

#critical role #cr spoilers #fearne calloway #cr3 #bells hells #ashley johnson #I love when actors fucking ACT #like holy shit she’s so talented wtf #toramundas clips

[a-heart-of-kyber]

I can only speak as a person raised Catholic (heh...), but let me present a wild scenario.

Could you imagine the actual Holy Spirit having a clear and direct sentient influence in your child's life?

With this connection to the Holy Spirit, he starts performing absolutely insane miracles that a Child shouldn't be capable of and by the age of 8 God's chosen priest shows up like "Hey kid, have you heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ? In my day, he was super sexy. You’re special. I'm going to train you and later you should probably go to a religious school."

And then, by age 17ish, Jesus himself shows up like, "Yes, twas me the whole time. Let me train you one on one my child." And then a year later, your son tells you he's sleeping with Jesus?

Like...does this help anyone understand what happened to Gale better? Or does it help that the Mystra analog is depicted as a man? Do you need me to hold your hand and tell you that even if Gale showed interest, it was on Mystra, as the omniscient god with all the power in the relationship and Future sight?!, to not fucking sleep with the mortal who maybe became an adult 5 minutes ago?

#you do realize there are books that state the weave is mystra and mystra is the weave #she uses the weave in. the. game. to lovebomb him in act 2 and arguably in act 1 #tw grooming #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #he deserves so much better like holy shit #the willful ignorance is troubling #like *gestures wildly* how are you denying/disregarding this?! #she HAS A HISTORY tf is wrong with you people #I've seen many people who have done the research state this Mystra is all Mystras too so #given her past history and the fact she's still doing it she's absolutely on the line for her past sins #wtf #fuck mystra #if you try to say there's nuance i will block you

[feral-teeth]

Fallen from grace

Fallen from god

#grace chasity #starkid #fallen angel #theres something there #right? #i feel like i saw this before #dont mean to steal this idea btw #i also just wrote that line #like holy shit #her name is grace #and shes the fallen angel #feral-teeth thoughts #my edits #team starkid #angela giarratana #they MUST have done this on purpose wtf #angela giarriatana #angela

[cynicallyneutral]

kokomi, watching me pull on her banner the 77th time, with 0 intention of coming home

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #kokomi #sangonomiya kokomi #i swear shes doing it on purpose #I HAVE TWO OF HER FUCKIN DONUTS MAN #LIKE WTF DO I DO W THEM?? #i dont even like barbara #should i force heizou to be a healer lmao #this is so annoying #my art #istg if fucking keqing comes home #ill be so mad bc like???? why fucking wait till hard pity #if im gonna lose holy shit the audacity #if its qiqi ill be less mad but still frustrated #how u gonna make me lose at hard pity wtf

[calkale]

fuck.

#SHES BACK HOLY SHIT #NEED HER TO GRAB ME LIKE THAT WTF #valeria garza #cod #modern warfare 3

[bisexualmultifandommess]

I just remembered that I took this screenshot a while ago and it’s perfect for this.

I just watched the latest workplace crush episode and I already want more. I need more on Joey’s end like maybe an episode where a guest flirts with Amber and he’s jealous it’s a need at this point. I’d also love to see a protective one too where he defends her maybe like in that episode where he defends Bridgette (which is amazing Bridgette deserves all the love in the world).

#oh also imagine she gets angry and yells at him for a change and he’s like “holy shit” with the biggest heart eyes #while nico pickles and ruby just stare like wtf is happening #bistro huddy #bistro huddy memes #memes #bistro huddy amber #bistro huddy joey #joey x amber #amber x joey #jamber

[drbtinglecannon]

Hm yeah Frimmel is kinda driving me insane nowadays

#IT'S. SO. BEAUTIFUL. AND. SO. TRAGICCCCCC AHHHHHH #himmel was happy to just be a blip in frieren's unimaginably long life! frieren didn't even realize how much that blip meant until decades #after he passed away! SHE'S CHANGING. SO MUCH. IN SUCH POSITIVE WAYS. AND HE HAD SUCH A BIG IMPACT ON IT!! #himmel is the biggest romantic ever like holy shit no one has ever done pining like he has. and it makes him so fucking endearing and cool #he isn't flawless either he's vain & dorky & has made mistakes. I actually really appreciate that all of the og 4 were lowkey weirdos #I totally get why he loved frieren too she's so fucking cool & interesting. I love a lazy yet powerful autistic aroace queen #and omfg the ost is so bittersweet and beautiful just. I'm dreading when the last episode comes out cuz then wtf do I do? #besides read the manga and read more fic and start writing some. the manga has been on hiatus what do I do when I catch up?? someone help me #frimmel

[moodlemcdoodle]

Amy redesigns :) two of them

#fun fact I designed green amy primarily because I got a double of amy from the sonic blind bag bag clip figures u can get #and I wanted to paint her an alt colour palette for fun #and I thought #‘hey Amy is grouped with team sonic so often but while team sonic on their own are primary colours amy breaks that by being red like Knox’ #knux* #wtf autocorrect #anyway my solution was ‘well what if she was green?’ #and then it was like holy shit wait this can actually tie into both her role as a fortune teller with a tendency towards clairvoyance #AND her original classic sonic design #so for green Amy I just took all the colours left behind by the modern amy design and made those three colours her whole colour palette #like classic amy’s colour palette getting split into two different Amys #one pink and red one green orange and navy blue #SO HERE’S BOTH OF THEM #because I love her original colours a lot too as well as my regular non-green redesign for her #so here’s both #sth #sonic the hedgehog #Amy rose #redesign #Amy rose redesign #sonic redesign #moodle’s mcdoodles

[blazingblorbos]

oh god. oh god. oh.. oh gosh. I didn't expect this so soon. I didn't expect this today, I've been busy with life related things so the HYV calendar is really unbeknownst to me, is this update really next week already?? where can I rant about this- whERe can I rant about this-

oh. I made a blog for that exact purpose ! OKAY—!

fuck. fuck me, dude holy-

FUCK.

the slightly worried look on Arle's face as Snezhevna is reaching out her hand, only for her face to seemingly revert back to cold and neutral once the camera actually focuses in on her. Her tone is cold but her words are reassuring,,,,,,,,

ALSO GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. HOW GENTLY SHE HOLDS HER HAND.

the d o o r. the DOOR. THE FUCKING DOOR, CHAT. the slow opening at first, and once you can make out that it's certainly Arle's silhouette she shoves it fully open - both doors, both hands. incredibly attractive—. the FEAR in that man's eyes.

The crossed hands. We can't see her face but you know what expression she's making (it's not really an expression. it's neutral but you can feel it). THE FUCKING F E A R ON THAT MAN'S FACE.

Oh- she literally just grabbed him by the throat. Just like that- ! There's the expression. Oh, you feel it, alright. If you go frame by frame, you'll notice her eyes narrow in the slightest right before ->

POV: you're getting chocked out by Arlecchino, and that's actually the least of your worries. (my god she is beautiful).

I did not expect him to simply be thrown down to the ground and I ... d i d not expect her to step on his FACE. [insert gay masochistic joke here. you know the one]. Did not expect her to smile (this is the ONLY scene wherein we see her smile even slightly... huh...) *And the reason I say "I did not expect her to smile", is because with the momentum we were getting I thought she was straight up going to crush his throat, or stab him (hand, weapon or otherwise). It looked like she was digging the forefoot of her shoe into the guys head and not the... .. y'know deadly fucking heel, so that.. confused me. (and the sound when she supposedly stomped his head in did NOT sound all that impactful) but ANYWAYS I digress-

I'm of course assuming more happened after the cut to black because . madam where did you get that bloodstain on you—

BLOODSTAIN ON HER FACE!?!?!? (more on this in a second)

Freminet??? Freminet feature ! (not Lyney or Lynette.. interesting). :(((( the poor boy sounds so,, desensitized. His father

holy shit quick intermission. After the mental chronological fuckfest that was "The Song Burning in the Embers" I don't think I can look at Arle and the HotH the same anymore because she's.. she's like not even 10 years older than them (?) it's insane this doesn't make any sense- ANYWAYS.

HIS FATHER comes back with what we later see to be real blood on her face. Tells him "I've acquired new funds". We know what that means... HE knows what that means!!, and the way WE - THE AUDIENCE - know that Freminet knows what it means is because the boy replies "Oh.. Okay.."

LIKE-! chat omg this is truly just routine for them,,,, Like out of the 3 siblings, Freminet always gave off the biggest child assassin vibe, but wow. To see that routine and desensitized nature of the HotH's line of work just,, splayed out in a Character Trailer is . wow. and the look in his eyes as he says it is- wow.

YEAH UHH BLOODSTAIN ON HER FACE??/ The lighting in this scene now is evidently less saturated. And it's just- oh my FUCKING GOD it does so many things:

the blood on Arle's face looks... dry. it doesn't look as fresh as you may expect which could mean many things. It could mean she spent,,, hella long in there with that guy doing what needed to be done. It could mean she took care of something else immediately after dealing with that guy (perhaps smth related to the children Snezhevna wanted to save). But regardless, it means she didn't put in the effort to clean her face and hide what happened. OBVIOUSLY !!! that is so . obviously her style but to S E E IT IN MY GENSHIN IMPACT CHARACTER TRAILER it's- oh my god

it serves to highlight the really, truly, bleak nature of the scene now that we know plain and simple Arlecchino just killed a man. There's no subtext, there's no reading between the lines. The only thing that didn't happen is that we didn't see contact nor see a body. But, no sugarcoating, Arlecchino killed a man. No one is hiding it. You are not surprised. No one should be but damn.

and ofc it acts as a representation of Snezhevna dying...

because it seems like the saturation is back once the camera switches to looking at Snezhevna laying in bed.

And is it me, or does it look like Arle's allowing herself to actually display a tinge of worry in her expression this time? And also, EVER so slightly in her tone as well. You can feel it, it's gentler.

"Once I'm better I'll start my next mission.."

THIS. THIS!! IN SO MANY WAYS THIS!

OKAY. so bear with me. I haven't actually read any of the sibling's character stories yet, so there could be a LOT of info I'm missing but:

There's still a pretty thought-provoking conversation going on (in MY mind, at least) about just how intensely these children are being trained to be soldiers for the Fatui. They're obviously in an environment that indoctrinates them into being soldiers of SOME kind, but I still don't know what kind of soldier that's supposed to be. Are they all ALWAYS extensions of the Fatui? Or are they more-so extensions of Arlecchino specifically..? Snezhevna was obviously trying to help those children she came across, and I'm assuming that happened on her latest mission, so was the mission for a charitable cause?? What was her next mission supposed to be?? Same line of work? Saving people? Or would it switch up and was she going to be sent to "take care of" (kill .) someone???

So I don't know whether to interpret that line as a hint of them being overworked and 1) feeling like they need to continue their work out of pure fear that they'll be deemed ineffective and useless... or 2) feeling like they need to continue their work out of a sense of loyalty and duty to the place that took them in and raised them. Or both..

and ofc the funeral scene. I can't say much more than what's already shown right on the screen.

and am I bugging? Or is the location of the grave....

#LONG post #first of all. I am kissing Genshin Impact's (HoYovere's entire) artstyle on the mouth. #second of all #Erin Yvette #oh my god Erin Yvette. #the 'My child...' line.. what if I literally blow up the world I'm going to explode #Arlecchino is drop dead gorgeous in this. That's a given but what kind of gay person would I be if I didn't say it anyway #it's always a given with their trailers. A l w a y s. #she's so drop dead handsome oh my god I fucking hate gender #blazingramble #holy shit new tag wtf #I try not to do these on here often but... #meh. my blog #I needed a place to write it down and I'm honestly getting self-conscious abt using my discord server #I say the kids at the HotH are desensitized 'cause like.. it's FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE that they DON'T know!!!! #they can ACT like they don't !!! sure! repression is very real and these kids are exposed to a LOT of trauma. Yes #but they are NOT FUCKING IGNORANT about it #the older ones at least; of course the younger they are the more likely they're sheltered from the Fatui's violent practices #like Lyney Lynette Freminet and other kids their age are child assassins. Now I'm PRETTY FUCKIN CONFIDENT they've killed people #like it wasn't hard to believe before but (and remember I haven't read their character stories) before it was mostly believable conjecture #I can't get over the scene where she returns to the bed #Arlecchino #genshin impact #genshin #genshin arlecchino #the knave #Genshin the knave #blazingshitpost genshin edition #blazingshitpost #Youtube

[astro-inthestars]

WAIT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS?!?!? WAIT WAIT

GUYS!

I GOT MY FIRST KISS YESTERDAY!!!!!

ME AND LAUREL KISSSSSSSED FDGSHFKDSHKGFHDSJD HWHHEHEHWHHEEHHHEEHEHEEEEEE

#rennikorambles #flowers blooming in the stars #but that was just one kiss so its old news #BUT THE THING IS LIKE WAAAAY BEFORE WE STARTED DATING LIKE THE WWEEK BEFORE #WHEN I JUST CONFESSED #she said she wasn't allowed lip kisses as per her bros' rules #and i was like ''THATS OK! I respect that!'' cant stop a guy from yearning though so.... #i ended up drawing it a lot ... she wanted to see it once and when she did fdsghfdkskhHFSG #''....one kiss wouldnt hurt right-'' GFASGFHAJH love how easily she folds #BUT LIKE AFTER HER BROS MET ME THEY LET ME OFF THE HOOK!!!! #yknow. when they met me . while i was cowering like a cat. my loserboy swag caught them yes i DID IT #anyways i didnt know that yet so yesterday i was SURE that that would be the only kiss i get.... #BUT NOPE I FOUND OUT THAT HER BROS WERE OK WITH IT AND NOW I AINT GETTIN ENOUGH <3333 #hey guys holy shit i cant get over the fact i HAVE a girlfriend wtf. are you sure im not dreaming

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Why must a twitter post make me choose who has the worst parnets between Horrid Henry, Doofenshmirtz, Priya from Total Drama Island and Sora from Lego Ninjago??? They all got shit parents in different ways, there's no contest between them.

#doof's parents wont even there for BIRTH #let alone treated him like shit in comparison to his brother #to the point of neglect basically and shit #while priya was literally born to go onto total drama to the point while still attached to her cord after being born #she had to do bungee jumping #and her parents just spent her whole life preparing her for the show #sora's parents support a holy shit kingdom while not caring for her or her hobby unless they could have her use it to support the holy shit #kingdom and when she didnt want to they actively took away her hobby saying to get another if she won't use first one to support #the holy shit kingdom #and they actively shit even when in present with her #she literally ran away to get away from them and as she put it shes found a better family with the ninja #horrid henry basically can breath and his mom will be like 'DONT BE HORRID HENRY-' and send him to his room #to the point apparently in newer eps he just misses breakfast cause he was sent to his room instantly #like more then once should add #like they had second kid and that was it first kid became the kid that gets all the shit from parents #mainly the mom as the dad sometimes is chill #but the mom really does seem to wish she didnt have henry #since she applauded henry being made disappear by a birthday magician #which got even henry's arch rival giving her a wtf look #like they all equally bad parents here dammit

[reki-of-the-valley]

The wild thing about having a Greek myth class is that the professor absolutely HATES every modern adaptation of Greek myths (ex: PJO and SoA), but then you come to realize it's because they just. Hate Greek myth. In general.

#and like. theyre super respectful about everything #and theyre aware that a lot of people love the modern adaptation and never shit on them with the intent of turning fans away #and their opinions have valid arguments #but holy shit. #im more of a SoA girlie than a PJO one simply bc i actually finished SoA and could enjoy the poetic writing style #but the offense i felt when she said that SoA did a shut job at capturing the beauty and queerness of Achilles and Patroclus #like did we read the same book? #yes Patroclus was fucking gay in the iliad but also. ??????? #my good dude wtf #and i cant even say its bc she doesnt have the lit background i do to take notice of the writing style butt theyre a lit trained professor #flabbergasted #hush lils

[tohkilledme]

I'm watching TOH with my mom rn and the moment, the exact moment, she saw Hunter in "Hunting Palismen", she went "I knew it! He's the guy from 1600!"

I was obviously confused but after a moment I realized that. She thought Hunter was Philip Wittebane. She realized she was wrong based on my reaction, but.

Holy shit. What. My mom did not just make the connection between Hunter and Philip Wittebane 1 second after seeing Hunter's face. Wtf mom??

#toh #the owl house #tohkilledme posts #toh hunter #the owl house hunter #oh i cant WAIT until we get to 'hollow mind'!! #after prodding my mom a bit morr abt why she thot this (bc 'they look similar'??) she made the conclusion that hunter #she made the conclusion that philip* fell in love w a witch akd had a half-human half-witch child #and that child is hunter #this feels like im making shit up bc holy shit???? mom. mom. wtf. #philip wittebane #toh philip wittebane

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

you can't battle zisu until after ingo moves to the training grounds meaning TECHNICALLY there is nothing stopping me from hcing that the zoroark she uses is from him

#the nemesis speaks #i mean i don't really see zisu going up to the icelands and getting one by herself. sooooo #im thinking something something he found it badly wounded in the icelands but the pearl clan refused to help it bc zoroark scary #so he brought it to her like ok we don't know each other very well and it's possible you are also going to be like wtf no scary #but- and then before he could finish she was like HOLY SHIT COOL FOX THING. SURE YEAH I'LL RAISE IT THANKS MAN #anyway and then they were bffs.

[solradguy]

I still haven’t drawn that Jack-O’ on a motorcycle that I mentioned wanting to draw like 2 months ago but know that I haven’t forgotten about it. Have you ever seen Elvira on a motorcycle btw completely unrelated I promise 

#textpost #ALSO SORRY I NEVER DID THE PROPELLER HAT SHITPOSTS #I thought too hard about what a colossal task it would be and made a sour lemon face as my brain rejected the idea entirely #I finished Elvira's memoir last night btw god I love her SO MUCH she's so cool and down to earth #Except for the PETA bs but ehhhh pobody's nerfect #I saw a picture of Cassandra Peterson out of her Elvira drag and she had like bellbottoms on #and I was like holy shit that's irl Jack-O' wtf??????????