#angry chef

[girlymatsu]

#THANK U HES SO CUTESSS #ANGRY CHEF

[injuries-in-dust]

"One would be too easy and three is a felony."

#b dylan hollis #tiktok #cooking #cooking guy #cooking man #the indignant chef #recipes that make you question everything #angry baking man

[flowerofthemoonworld]

Culinary Crucible ✨

Thanks @alchemivich for the visuals 😊

#twisted wonderland #Malleus is angry because he doesn't have the same hat as the others. #Jade is ready to cook his best mushrooms #master chef event #Culinary Crucible #riddle roseheart #trey clover #cater diamond #deuce spade #ace trappola #ruggie bucchi #floyd leech #jade leech #jamil viper #kalim al asim #rook hunt #idia shroud #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge #silver twst #sebek zigvolt

[leverage-ot3]

I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???

and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?

a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting

and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.

every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you

and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)

and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.

a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.

not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.

#sorry this turned kinda angsty I just think eliot famousaliases spencer is a great reoccurring joke #eventually an indeterminate amount of months later you see him pop up again and you breathe #at this point all the intel you’ve gotten points that he’s actually doing something good with his life #like he’s changed. and you know he’s a bad guy but he’s doing things that nobody else is really capable of doing. making changes on large #and small scales #he will face consequences eventually you are sure. but his tracks are so well covered already and he’s so slippery so maybe. maybe you just #don’t make your agents work so hard to track him down #you get to know sterling a bit better (and maybe understand him a bit better too) #sterling invites you to an off the books lunch at this brewpub in portland when you’re in the states. the head chef looks familiar #it’s the best food you’ve ever tasted. because OF COURSE it is #at this point you’re not even angry. or resigned anymore. you’re slightly impressed #anyways that’s how sterling’s leverage club gains another member #(mcsweeten was the second member btw. if you’ve seen my other posts) #eliot spencer #eliot spencer meta #headcanons #humor #leverage #jim sterling #(mentioned) #the studio job #the blue line job #the three strikes job #ficlets #mine #a post not on my queue??? more likely than you think #I should make a tag for in universe pov posts #into the leverage verse #headcanons in the tags #the rundown job

[strangersteddierthings]

In the 19 years Steve's lived in this house, never once has he slammed his front door like that. Too scared of his parents' wrath should it have caused any damage.

It feels good.

He almost turns around to do it again, a fuck you to his parents and every decision they ever forced on him, but then he remembers. They're all in there. Nancy, Jonathan, Argyle, Eddie, Robin. In his living room, making declarations and decisions about Steve's life for him. Or, well, one of them is.

Like his parents do. Did?

He didn't grab his keys, wallet, or even his coat, but he's not going back for them. It's cold, sure, but Steve's sure his anger will keep him warm until he reaches a destination. Any destination.

He just doesn't understand why- Why they keep doing this to him.

Why he keeps letting them.

No. No, that's a lie. He keeps letting them because he knows, deep down, he's not a fighter. Not for himself.

He'll put himself between the ones he loves and danger in a heartbeat; he's done that since the first time he watched a petal-faced monster peel its way out of the Byers' wall in '83.

But his parents trained the fight right out of him when it came to himself. It was easier to not argue, to just do what they wanted. They'd smile at him when he was good. They'd take him with on shorter business trips when he behaved. His mom would even allow a quick hug if he impressed a shareholder with how well-mannered and quiet he was.

He won their affections with obedience.

He's never- Nancy and he love each other now, but in the same way they all love each other after having survived the horrors the Upside Down. But Nancy never loved him the way he'd once loved her. That was bullshit.

Even Robin and Dustin. He knows they love him now. Will love him forever, going forward, but both had admitted to having a predetermined idea of who Steve was and what he was like and they weren't wrong but they also weren't right because Steve's never been Steve a goddamn day in his life.

Steve hadn't even known Steve until monsters came into his life.

The way everyone used to refer to him as the Steve Harrington was a judgement all its own. A thing that he was, and had no say to be otherwise.

Even Eddie, in the Upside Down, and now, in his own house.

Steve finally feels like he might be becoming who he really is and he's surrounded by friends and it just made him stupid. He'd thought it was confidence, when he pulled Eddie aside to talk, to confess, but then-

Eddie telling him he's confused. Like Steve is a child learning new concepts and not an adult who has been questioning how he feels about men since he first noticed other boys in middle school.

Eddie telling him, 'you don't want this, man. Not really.'

It's not fair.

Robin came out to him, and he'd just wanted to make her laugh so she would quit looking so scared. Eddie came out to him, and Steve had thanked him for trusting him. Jonathan, Nancy, and Argyle confess to all dating each other and Steve congratulated them. But Steve comes out and gets told he's confused?

And Steve didn't even refute it. Just got so hurt he couldn't be there anymore. Left his own house because he'd told Eddie he had a crush on him, and asked if he'd like to go on a date sometime and Eddie said no and told him he was confused.

Eddie doesn't get to decide that for Steve! No one but himself can decide if he like guys or not. No one gets to tell him he's confused about what he's feeling.

It's- that's bullshit, is what it is!

Steve turns on his heel and marches back to his house. His hurt has fully morphed to anger now.

Steve hasn't run away from a fight since '83, and he's not going to start now.

He rips his front door open and is greeted to everyone just inside the door, in various states of putting their winter clothes back on. All the faces look concerned, but he scans for Eddie's.

Eddie who looks relieved for all of two seconds, when it seems to dawn on him that Steve is angry, and it's directed at him.

"The appropriate response," Steve growls as he steps through his door and punctuates those words by slamming it shut again. (It's not as satisfying this time, because he sees how it makes his friends jump.) He barrels on with his words, eyes never leaving Eddie, "when someone comes out to you, is to say 'thanks for telling me' or perhaps even 'thanks for trusting me' or, if one is so inclined, to just say 'cool, dude' but you don't get- you don't get to tell me I'm confused!"

Eddie takes a step back, knocking directly in Argyle, who steadies him, but he doesn't say anything.

Maybe Steve should be more calm about this, given the audience, but he's not able to stop the words now that they've started. "I'm not confused, and I know exactly what I'd be getting into. You don't get to- to try and make your rejection my fault. If you don't wanna date me, just say so. But you don't get to try and tell me how I feel about you!"

From the corner of his eye, he can see Nancy trying to subtly shift herself and Jonathan away from the door, probably to get out of what really should be a private conversation, but Jonathan's a bit preoccupied by catching Robin around the waist as she lunges towards Eddie.

"What the fuck did you say, Munson!" Robin growls, arms swinging out like she's going to claw Eddie to death.

Argyle has inched back a bit, putting distance between him and Eddie in case Robin breaks free. "You dudes should probably talk this out in private."

"Byers, if you don't let me go right now-"

"Robbie, I got this," Steve says, because Robin shouldn't be turning on Jonathan when he's done nothing wrong. Robin continues to glare at Eddie for a few seconds before she makes eyes contact with Steve. He raises his brows slight -I got this- and she furrows hers -are you sure?-, so he tilts his head -yes, really- and she deflates in Jonathan's arms and allows him to drag her away.

"We'll just be in the rec room," Nancy says, looping her arm through Argyles and following after Jonathan.

Eddie doesn't bolt, which is a bit more than Steve expected. They both just stare at each other until they hear the click of the rec room door.

"Steve-"

"That was fucked up, Eddie," Steve interrupts.

"Yeah. It was," Eddie says, but doesn't offer up more, even though Steve is waiting for an apology.

"That kind of reaction is exactly why I didn't come out sooner. What would be the fucking point if no one even believed me? Or worse, if you'd given me that kind of reaction like, six months ago, I probably never admit to liking guys out loud ever again. You can't just- you can't decide this kind of shit for other people!"

"I know! I- I freaked out, and panicked, and I'm sorry. I'm so sorry Steve," Eddie says, and he sounds sincere and looks almost fragile while saying it that Steve loses a bit of his steam. He doesn't want to just keep yelling at Eddie.

"Yeah. Well. Thanks for apologizing," Steve mutters, crossing his arms with a huff.

Eddie worries his bottom lip before he seems to gather all his courage and says, "have I fucked everything up between us?"

"No. Not- I'm going to, like, need some time to get over my crush, but no. It's- it'll just be take time-"

"No! I mean, I can't- if you don't, uh, like me like that anymore I get it, but I- what I meant was. Well. No, I guess that answered my question."

Steve is confused, now. For real, and not about his sexuality. "What?"

"What?"

"You did it again. Deciding for me if I liked you or not."

"Shit. Fuck! Sorry," Eddie drops his head into his hands and groans. "I'm fucking this up so bad."

"Than use, like, real, whole sentences and speak to me!"

"I like you!" Eddie blurts. "I have a crush on you, too, but I- I fucked it up!"

"Yeah. Kinda."

Eddie makes a really pathetic noise at that.

"Not so much we can't, like, figure it out, though," Steve offers. "Not, like, right now, because I'm hurt and angry, but like, I'm not going to stop liking you because of one fight. Not. Uh, not now that I know you like me, too."

"Oh," Eddie whispers, then frowns. "For real?"

Steve rolls his eyes. "I said it, didn't I?"

"Sorry, it's just, just good things don't happen to me. It's- I'm processing, okay."

Steve lets out a long-suffering sigh and heads towards the rec room. "If you want to leave to 'process' alone, I get it, but you're welcome to stay. We can get this party re-started and hang out."

Eddie's silent a moment, and Steve thinks he's going to ask if Steve's sure, but instead he gets a quiet, "yeah. I'd like to stay." and the sound of Eddie's footsteps following him to the rec room.

-

@i-less-than-three-you @nburkhardt @afewproblems @skepsiss

#steddie #pre-steddie more accurately #my fic #we have a lot of fic where it feels like the miscommunication is just one character deciding how the other feels #and i LOVE that trope. The angst of it all it just *chefs kiss* #but I dont think steve would let people get away with telling him how he feels #i think hed get hurt and then angry #so i wrote it #thats a lie. this STARTED as that trope (i even warned the discord babes) but while I wanted steve to stay sad instead he got mad \: #so its not actually the story i wanted to tell but it's the one i got

[davidtennan-t]

Donna being protective of the Doctor for it to then immediately switch to the Doctor being protective of Donna is why I love these two so much

#the fear on 14s face in the first one #for it to then be filled with more angry fear when the toymaker addresses her #*chefs kiss* #these two are perfect #david tennant #doctor who #donna noble #fourteenth doctor #ten x donna #catherine tate #fourteen x donna

[chefscook]

Who let them have technology

Chref trade with @hummelimhimmel (INSANE ART) it was a little too fun idk, look at them.

#td chris #total drama #chris mclean #total drama island #chef hatchet #td chef #chref #Scrapped ones include them doing couples therapy on the mindfulness app and Chris spending the TD budget on angry birds #my art

[theashenphoenix]

MAJIMA GORO • 龍が如く８ // LIKE A DRAGON: INFINITE WEALTH (2024)

#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #like a dragon #majima goro #goro majima #rgg #yakuza 8 #infinite wealth #yakuzaedit #gamingedit #dailygaming #refinedstorage #userdina #mikaeled #myy8 #myyakuza #mygames #mystuff #he is soooooo angry‚ it's *chef's kiss* perfectly delicious #on so many levels 😌🧂 #imagine telling majima that he's the one that needs to take responsibility. and expecting to make it out on your own two feet #after EVERYTHING he's done for the clan. man gtf outta here

[ali-borsch]

i miss drawing these two all the time

bonus

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #found family #if found family means a tired angry italian chef w a giant goopy goofy clone of himself then im all for it #these two make me so happy it's unbelievable

[thesinglesock]

movies Astrid: you better stop being a meanie or my boyfriend is going to kick your ass >:(

series Astrid:

#httyd #how to train your dragon #i know in the second movie she's kinda bluffing when she's hyping up Hiccup but. that is kinda the general vibe they gave her #her series portrayal is just *chefs kiss* #i love a righteously Angry woman. I also like how the series treats it both as a flaw and strength. it's good. rtte is good. #race to the edge #rtte

[ede917]

. . . I'm starting to think I have a type.

#and it's completely demented #why is everyone so hot when they're being angry or crazy?! #im not even gay but crispin is just #chefs kiss #pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #carmine pokemon #carmine #rika pokemon #rika #elite four rika #lacey pokemon #lacey #elite four lacey #nemona pokemon #nemona #crispin pokemon #crispin #elite four crispin #pokemon the indigo disk #the indigo disk #indigo disk

[phantom-of-baker-street]

Badly made collage (because Tumblr has pic limits) of Conan/Shinichi being jealous (+Heiji)

Made me realize we need more jealous Shinichi though 😆

I spent way too much time on this cause i'm bored at work 😅

#angry shin/cone is *chef's kiss* #😌👌 #detective conan #shinichi kudo #conan edogawa #shinran

[fi2ishdobehere]

ive been listening to the end by jack stauber for 2 hours on loop and i needed to draw this immediately

.....what if in my au arti came all the way back from sig and suns just to be too late and pebbles got dies by sain't

#five pebbles #rw artificer #rain world #rw fp #heheheheheheheh angst is awesome #ive lso been goin insane on discord with my friends and i had to cook for all of them on camera yesterday like a chef #a very angry one #and i was screaming insults at them #were all same and deffo okay :)

[nerdy-talks]

I am in love with this new artwork for the new upcoming game.

Angry Lucifer, Satan, and Beel do something to me.

And how about Asmo doing the Yuno Gasai pose?

Not to mention their cute little fangs.

I approve of it all ¬‿¬ 

#i want them all to devour me lol #seriously though #this artwork is *chef's kiss* #i love angry Lucifer - Satan - and Beel #asmo looks like a yandere! #obey me #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me lucifer avatar of pride #obey me mammon avatar of greed #obey me leviathan avatar of envy #obey me satan avatar of wrath #obey me asmodeus avatar of lust #obey me beelzebub avatar of gluttony #obey me belphegor avatar of sloth #obey me levi #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me nightbringer

[raayllum]

—Richard Siken

#i do miss their breakup era ngl #rayllum #rayllumedit #quotes #caylangst #callumedit #s4 #arc 2 #just the juiciness of #'you're back and you're FINE and i'm a mess and i'm angry tht i am and i'm angry that you aren't #so i am going to insist on making myself miserable just so you can't have the satisfaction of making me happy again' #and like. [rolls around in field of angst] #chef's kiss #taking a page out of rayla's book in the self inflicted suffering over being unable to let go lmao #this post is the sequel to them + firearm by lizzy mcalpine. To Me

[happytobee]

when brennan lee mulligan created a straight-A high school girl with anger issues character did he know he was targetting me personally because that's what it feels like

#she is a weirdo and maybe responsible for the death of some people but she is MY weirdo #we need more angry girl representation on this world #even if they aren't the nicest #kipperlilly copperkettle #brennan lee mulligan #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high junior year spoilers #also that [spoilers] “what i want is for you to fuck off” exchange #chef's kiss #best character ever #dimension 20 #d20 #d20 spoilers #dimension 20 spoilers #own #happytobee