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[blorbocedes]

what do 23 year old child married mpreg brocedes name their child….. i need details so i can tell myself bedtime stories about them

Elina... finnish form of Helen like Helen of Troy (lewis calls her ellie)

lewis wins the 2008 wdc, knocks nico up -- who isn't having a great time in the williams or if fulfilling his father's dream is really his....... finds out he's pregz, goes to tell lewis expecting him to be like I'll cover my half of the abortion, instead lewis proposes on the spot and they get child married at 23 😭 nico enrolls in uni (since he can't race while 🫃)....... they up having 3 babygirls straight out of those curly haired lightskin babies on Instagram with freakishly blue green eyes, and a blonde. nico gets a PhD in aerodynamics.

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[blorbocedes]

I'm so intrigued by the idea of Brocedes marriage without prenup. Like I love you that much that I would not a sensible thing like that because I think I'd rather than be broke (from filing a divorce and going to court) than break up with you.

Tell us more about that AU please

it's important to note that they're disgustingly in love..... also they're 23 😭 nico just found out he's pregz and lewis immediately proposes so they're having a courthouse shotgun wedding (dw they'll do a lavish vow renewal big ass wedding in a few years) so they're not Thinking a lot.

so the prenup: lewis wins the 2008 wdc, he's the hottest young property and every team wonts him so he's starting to earn those millions, nico's obv rich boy and he's driven for williams for 3 seasons at this point so they're pretty level in terms of personal wealth; but then pregz moods swing nico is like ahhhh you're gonna leave me for a hot model in a few years and im gonna be unemployed and im gonna ruin my body having this kid and I can never race again wahhhhh

and lewis is on his knees consoling nico that that absolutely won't happen and they're Not gonna break up and (runs hand over Nico's flat tummy) im gonna take care of us forever. so when both their lawyers/advisers/keke bring up the prenup they're like we don't want it, we're never breaking up 😌

then a few years later when they're fighting they're mentally tallying what they'd lose in the divorce. lewis purchasing the Ibiza vacation in nico's name, nico inheriting his dad's championship car......🥴🥴🥴 and they're like ykno what baby let's renew our vows and truly remember Why we love each other 😍

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[blorbocedes]

Concept the I want a paternity test I love tests from gone girl as a part of the brocedes mpreg universe

"I want a paternity test." Lewis demanded, pacing around. There was no way it was his, no -- they hadn't even since, Malaysia? And even then, he'd been careful to not finish inside.

Nico assessed him coolly, before smiling smug, as if he's been waiting for it. "I love tests."

It was never a good sign if Nico was that self-assured. What the fuck had Lewis done?!

And even as he felt the dread settle in, and Nico waited for him to calm down, standing casually with his arms crossed -- Lewis couldn't help but stare at Nico -- lean and sculpted, no sign of a bump or anything yet but just the knowledge that he was carrying his baby. Their child. Lewis was going to be a father. He didn't know what was worse, that he was responsible for bringing life into this world with Nico, or if the paternity test clears him of all responsibility and he has to watch Nico start a family with someone else.

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[blorbocedes]

no but who says that lewis did not get nico preg at the end of 2016 as a last ditch effort to save his championship? maybe that's why nico retired and now he's keeping the baby away from lewis!! (ik it goes against shaving-everyhing-for-weightloss-nico but a bit of artistic freedom does not hurt)

not nico pregnant and winning the championship omg...... that's so girlboss. can you imagine the retirement press conference where he announces he's pregnant and is retiring to focus on family. the gasps in the crowd, the cameras cutting to lewis -- did he know? who's the father?

lewis maybe thought nico would terminate and the recovery would mean he'd have to miss a race or perform badly. but instead nico Kept it and drove??? against all medical advice....... and now lewis is Devastated cause there's a baby hamilton out there in monaco he's not allowed to see :(

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[blorbocedes]

Obsessed with wag! Nico, loving the fic sm! Is mpreg a thing in ur universe? I could totally see nico doing a full on maternity shoot ring resting on the bump. Maybe he does one of those sexy ones where him and Lewis are both naked and Lewis is touching the bump.

i actually considered the mpreg question and while I enjoy a bit of mpregcedes (I have a whole tag for it!) in this particular fic and in the ways I enjoy playing with gender presentation, nico would absolutely resent lewis if he knocked him up even if they're meant to be girldads together~ so nope

but that doesn't mean kids are off the table hehe 😅

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brocedes baby anon here... nico with a pregnant baby belly... so proud... in the paddock,, just showing off his prize <3 now everyone knows lewis has, indeed, fucked him

everyone on the paddock BEEN knew they were fucking but yeah 😭 if Lewis even tried to pretend or deny it's not his, and he has to watch Nico go stand lovingly beside Jenson and pretend it's his... (Jenson's simp ass would be like it's about being a step dad it's about the dad who Stepped Up 😤) yeah, no, lewis is Not letting that happen

so they have to go into it hand in hand and project a power couple image to the world, lewis bringing nico onstage on Friday meeting the crowd events and he doesn't wanna admit it but deep down he wants this so bad, this idea of domestic bliss even if it's with nico

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[blorbocedes]

mpreg anon here... fuck i didnt even consider jenson in the mix asdfghjhgf feral ......... nico feeling so 😎 knowing he's carrying lewis' legacy inside him...... i'm about to bite someone omg. also omg the pregnant pussy would slap

7 time world champion + 1 time world champion (who beat said 7 time wc) aka that baby is going to come out holding a steering wheel 😭😭😭 the rosberg-hamilton being the new mick schumacher jr. watch them name the name Nicholas Louise or silver arrow 😭😭😭

pregnant bussy slaps so hard. lewis making nico eat everything he can't (as an active driver) finger feeds him expensive chocolate and vegan sushi etc, while nico's all big (and pregnancy horny), got lewis acting like he's gonna put another one in him 😭😭

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[blorbocedes]

In the brocedes mpreg au do you think a- Lewis would babytrap Nico to ensure that he does not return to racing post 2016 and does not challenge him for a wdc? Or b- Nico intiates a one night stand turned babytrap so that Lewis has no choice but to stop ignoring him and has to pay attention to him 24/7?

they're both so 🥵🥵🥵 I would read an entire novel of both... I think the latter is more in line with the Amy Dunne crazy Nico (who I adore) in fanon, but let's consider the first option....... bc I love some manipulative lewis as well <3

Lewis showing up to celebrate with Nico in Abu Dhabi 16 and Nico being genuinely surprised bc he didn't think Lewis could stand it -- he's not the one whose had to lose the title to him twice, nico knows that feeling all too well....... except Lewis is here and he's loving and all their rivalry is put on hold or it's like none of it ever mattered at all -- they did it, they're both world champions like they promised they would become AND in the same team... Nico is finally, finally on equal footing with Lewis since 2008 (well yeah, 1 title to 3 but still.) and next year; it's not going to be like this -- Nico knows he can do it now, he doesn't have to kill himself to die trying. in the heat of the moment it's a yeah, fuck, come inside it's fine all they can think of is each other anyway.... Nico wakes up super hungover and Lewis is smiling at him, apparently his assistants' already got a morning after pill (discreetly, it's still Dubai) so he has it after brekkie

flash forward to like 3 months it's like 2017 pre-testing season and Nico is constantly throwing up and nauseous and his first race is in a few weeks and there's just no way right? fuck, no it can't be. hes not -- he has to tell Lewis, and Lewis will understand his decision they're both racing drivers they can't be dads. Except...... Lewis is by his side and telling him this is the greatest news ever and he's so Happy the way they can never be with each other and then lewis is talking about making it official...? a small ceremony.... ofc Nico can't operate heavy machinery don't be silly, but there's always next year...

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[blorbocedes]

Nico would milk a pregnancy as much as he could for attention and he would absolutely weaponize his tears. He'd have the emotionally manipulative crying game on lock.

hehe "milking" a pregnancy 😏

he's about to 🥹😢😢😢 his way into an unreleased Merc AMG Two with Lewis' clout.... instantly becomes f1 royalty can't touch him, box seats for every race, holding his stomach anytime the camera is on him and lewis is winning a race

love the idea of the eternally single party boy lewis switching up his act the instant he finds out he knocked up nico -- who he's not even dating, it was a bad decision a one night stand and now suddenly he's All about Taking Responsibility and Doing The Right Thing (lewis dreaming of tiny hamilton-rosbergs speaking 20 languages growing up in monaco)...... obviously he has communicated None of this to nico -- oh you thought we were gonna have wholesome brocedes mpreg, no fucking shot.

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[blorbocedes]

Nico is really gonna be Amy from Gone Girl, crazy and now pregnant

you know the ending of gone girl where (spoilers) his sister Margo is begging Nick to leave Amy and he's like he can't....... for the Baby....... but then she realizes . he loves her, in some fucked up way he loves her and that Amy would fucking kill for him........

imagining that scene with brocedes with like seb or someone begging lewis to leave nico and realizing Oh No....... he doesn't Want to

i also think the pregnancy glow from nico turned lewis stupid

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[blorbocedes]

when you say pregnant brocedes i’m already thinking of lewis giving motivational speeches to nico’s belly and the poor guy just wanting to sleep

Lewis is gonna have a microphone and give nightly speeches, "you are loved. you are motivated. you are the best possible version of yourself. we fall together and we rise together💪,"

meanwhile nico is like it's been . 2 months 🫥 it is barely a clump of cells rn but ykno Lewis believes life starts at conception so it's going to be A Long 8 months

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[blorbocedes]

i think lewis should knock nico up just once. he deserves to have a cute little mixed baby. send post.

since lewis is also biracial, that baby is gonna be like meghan markle's ginger baby and end up blue eyed and blonde somehow 😭😭😭 but you're right you're so right...... 🫃🫃🫃 it would fix him, being a pregnant wag at the races while Lewis keeps on winning and kisses him/holds the bump at parc ferme

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[blorbocedes]

we must thank the universe everyday that brocedes can not get pregnant in our timeline lewis pregnant would've been him thinking he's the only person to have ever gotten knocked up and nico would've straight up murdered someone for not giving into his cravings

you're right lewis would act like he's the only person in the world to have ever gotten knocked up... his Instagram would be full of how enlightened he is now that's he going to be a Father, the responsibility of bringing another life into this world would how little things like racing and having your championship (not that he cares anymore) STOLEN... #vegan #breastmilk...... he would absolutely serve tho. custom fitted pregnancy wear? he'd be like Riri in terms of showing off the bump

Nico would say the world's meanest shit and be like haha pregnancy brain 🤪 like if someone's ??? at him dipping cucumber sticks in Nutella he tells them they look their family is inbred and poor so it's a wonder they're still alive... the miracles of modern medicine... since he can't get botox if anyone points out pregnancy's made him age, he WILL start crying about it.....

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[blorbocedes]

Brocedes pregnant!nico?

Pretty please?

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