#mpreggable

[blorbocedes]

AU where Lewis knocks Nico up but Nico never tells him and marries Jenson instead

nico finds out he's pregz during monaco 14. nico throwing his guts out in the bathroom while lewis is saying 'we're not friends' to the media, and believes he crashed on purpose to get pole

nico wins monaco, mercedes finally has a championship contending car. no way he's throwing that away for what, a kid with a guy who can't stand to look at him during debriefs? despite that, he doesn't drink that day, opting to spray champagne or generously pour it when no one's looking

jenson's looking. very unlike britney to not drink at his own party, and then throwing up and blaming it on the shellfish despite not having touched it. congratulates him, impressive driving for 2. nico is instantly suspicious but jenson's like i've walked enough girlfriends through the first 3 months to know what it looks like, and that he's here if nico needs a friend. nico calls him presumptuous and tells him to fuck off.

nico runs a list of possible lewis reactions: disbelief. assume nico's lying or this is a mind game to get back at him. a dismissive, 'well, you're getting rid of it or nah?', brings up religion and how he personally disagrees with it but nico's free to do whatever. ask him to keep it, the baby will fix them. none of them are what nico wants from lewis and decides it's worse, telling him. it's his body, his reproductive health. and as lewis has said: they're not even 'friends.'

nico dials jenson instead, who holds his hand through the abortion clinic.

#then after they both retire in 2016 they get married <3 #mpreggable #princess cake #blorbocedes ask #5 headcanon aus

[daenystheedreamer]

daenystheedreamer my friend . i have unending curiosity about your occasionally mentioned asoiaf ocs . Please …….. illuminate me i beg of thee

MWAH okay so the thing with my ocs is they mostly live in a big extended universe called omaegorverse and its less of an original character as it is an ensemble cast of original characters i like to play with. ill put those under the cut but i have a couple who arent:

jeyne whent, lady companion to danelle lothston :) helps orchestrate the capture and execution of danelle by snitching to her family. marries her something-or-other cousin who spearheaded the operation and got the lordship. matriarch of house whent of harrenhal /|\ ^._.^ /|\ she and danelle have an inadvisable relationship w each other ^_^ her kids are born with red hair and high cheekbones and look rather like dead lady danelle.......

aelyx son of jon. failed at being a maester fired as the town crier now spends his days drinking at the IATC ranting about how the targaryens are sexually deviant lizard people and the maesters are lying to us. keeps getting arrested but his dad pays them off with his dentistry apothecary money. his sworn sword is outlaw knight ser rogar stone. has a bulletin on the local notice board called wisdomwars. maesters are rats to him and he only listens to local crackpot eddard grouper-tongue. other associates include robb of dewton, lyanne of dewton, teddard son of anders, daven knight (who isnt a knight) and local crazy nobles lord ronnel and ser randyll of house paul. gets into melees with jordayne and danwell across the river. this is a paragraph to be understood by MAYBE two of my followers. Hi guys ^_^

okay omaegorverse characters. God. here are some of my faves theyre all the gorls + viserys:

VISERYS TARGARYEN: canonical character, brother of rhaena, jaehaerys, alysanne. visenya tyanna and maegor use valyrian blood magic to turn him mpreggable and maegor takes him to wife. yeah i know. also in this universe the targs start being born with various physical abnormalities called the dragon trait ^_^ probably thanks to the valyrian blood magic

VISERRA TARGARYEN: daughter of maegor and viserys. really really REALLY wanted to marry her older brother so she could be queen but got thwarted (brother was engaged to aerea daughter of rhaena, and a hightower). she was born with a forked tongue that the maesters sewed up but later in life she cuts it back open. has seven husbands like that booktok character<3 flies into the sun and dies. rider of vhagar

DAENYS TARGARYEN: daughter of maegor and viserys. born with stubby tail and wings which were removed and she was left with scars. phantom pain :) she is haunted and a lesbian. marries a stark after a stark rebellion and he sucks. ends up killing maegor with viserys<3

MARIS HIGHTOWER: wife of the son of maegor+viserys, jaehaerys. betrothed to appease ceryse and the hightowers over the mpreg thing. she is also a lesbian sorryyyyy i cant help it. has six children all of whom she outlives. somewhat neglectful to her younger three children due to the elder three being kind of crazy.

HELAENA TARGARYEN: eldest daughter of maris and jaehaerys, called the beauty literally all her life since birth. her elder brothers, twins aegon and aerion vie for her affection. aerion murders the high septon at like 14 after he finds out the guy was abusing helaena, and refuses to confess in order to protect helaena's dignity and he gets exiled to essos for it. later on after aegon is crowned, aerion does a paris and helen and kidnaps helaena. blah blah blah both die in battle against each other and helaena retires and later marries a nice hightower man. has one son with aegon and two with aerion. her daughter aerea later weds aegon's son jaehaerys. rider of dreamfyre

DAENERYS TARGARYEN: second daughter of maris and jaehaerys. one of the younger three who are a little neglected. after aerion was exiled, maris left with aegon helaena and her younger daughter maegelle to the hightower, leaving daenerys and her younger brother viserys alone at the red keep. daenerys later marries lord velaryon. after both her brothers die on the throne, she swoops in as queen regent for her great-nephew and rules for a decade. reconciles with her mother :)

DAENAERA VELARYON: wife of maris and jae's son aegon, maegor made polygamy legal for targs with the exception that they can marry one valyrian bride in the valyrian tradition and one westerosi bride in the Faithful tradition. she's the valyrian bride. has three sons, monterys lucerys and jacaerys. after her husband is killed she steals them away to dragonstone and besieges the island, refusing to leave or let her sons leave (her son monterys is the heir). various tragedies happen to her sons :)

JOCASTA LANNISTER: wife of maris and jae's son aegon in the faithful tradition. she is the daughter of viserra targaryen by her second lannister husband. super mad about being a sister-wife and especially mad cos since she's half targ she's more related to/more valyrian than daenaera, who is half baratheon and half lesser velaryon. has five children with aegon: rhaena laena jaehaerys helaena and viserion. after aegon dies, she remarries to a baratheon cos she wants to garner support for her son over daenaera's. she does win! her son does end up on the throne but only after aegon's brother viserys, daenerys, and daenaera's grandson daeron. boymom to the nth degree

ALYSANNE 'ANYA' TULLY: wife of jocasta's son jaehaerys, betrothed to garner the support of the riverlands. jae's wife-in-the-faith, opposite the wife-in-the-blood aerea daughter of helaena. she's very headstrong and has crazy-eyes. great-granddaughter of aenys targaryen through his daughter vaella targaryen (who survives in this au). bullies her second sister alyssa targ and her husband's later mistresses: jeyne storm of tarth, jeyne pryor, and alysanne hawthorne. she probably had the two jeynes killed.

ALYSANNE 'ALYSSA' TARGARYEN: second valyrian wife of jaehaerys. she's a targ through her grandfather viserys-son-of-maris even though viserys was gay (his wife alyssa arryn was mega nutso, did some turkey baster pregnancies and got in with r'hllor dont worry about it). last of her family branch so she's a little haunted. gets bullied by anya tully a lot but they sorta team up against the mistresses. alyssa has a lot of latent anger which she will never release of course and will only die with regret.

ALYSANNE 'RED ALY HAWBERRY' HAWTHORNE: young minor noblewoman who is kidnapped by the ironborn during a huge rebellion-raid thing thats quickly crushed. all the girls who got kidnapped were taken to the red keep to be treated (propaganda). the king takes a liking to her (shes 16, hes 34 🤢). she's naive and kind and sweet and loving and despised by her lover's wives. she's called the hawberry as a cute nickname but its morphs into everyone clearly saying it as whoreberry..... ends up unknowingly surviving several assassination attempts by the alysannes marrying the king! when he dies the illusions are fully shattered and she runs away with her two bastard daughters. she has strawberry blonde hair and wears pink flower crowns and loves everybody in the world (she's getting fidel castro'd so hard right now)

anyway thats wayyyyyyy too many jesus christ my bad my bad. thank you so so so much for your love and interest in my silly thoughts mwah mwah. i hope this is a fun read! im gonna finally release my long awaited much derided omaegorverse family tree soon :) KISSES

#ask #sshireens #au:omaegorverse

[wolflyndraws]

At the very least mer!Dream probably assumes George is mpreggable

He probably does or at least he’d think george can mpreg him ig

[perblog]

which beetle do you think had the most mpreggable hips

john.

#the beatles #enough said #hai btw 😚😚😚

[coffincoitus]

if john was mpreggable he'd have half a dozen yellow eyed babies by now. get your facts right

[skrillien]

men who are so fucking mpreggable for NOTHING

#fftl #bandom

[twinkboimler]

for the ask game - 🪐🍬🧩 luvvvv uuuuuu

Hiiiiii I love you <3

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now 1) my 25th birthday is this Sunday (March 24), so I'm making plans to eat at two of my favorite sandwich shops in the area + gonna hit up the used bookstore + gonna then do a whole bunch of other things that Trevor's is surprising me with apparently 2) I got to see my nephew this past weekend, he's SO tiny and cute and it was great to spend some time with him 3) there's SO many trek fandom events and zines releasing this month, which means there's a ton of new content for a whole bunch of my star trek ships, and it's been so nice seeing everyone's art and fic as a result

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character I do think Lucifer from the hit tv series Lucifer may be the most mpreggable man on the planet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately? Extreme OOCness. I mean, there are exceptions, but if I'm reading a fic and a character says something that doesn't fit them at all, I'm closing the tab. This seems to happen especially during fight scenes? Like when the author doesn't know how to escalate an argument, so they have a character do/say something way off-base.

Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

#unpopular opinion in that IDK if anyone else has the same brainworms as me and you carp #phebs speaks #phebs writes fic #ask game #antspaul #ask

[blorbocedes]

what do 23 year old child married mpreg brocedes name their child….. i need details so i can tell myself bedtime stories about them

Elina... finnish form of Helen like Helen of Troy (lewis calls her ellie)

lewis wins the 2008 wdc, knocks nico up -- who isn't having a great time in the williams or if fulfilling his father's dream is really his....... finds out he's pregz, goes to tell lewis expecting him to be like I'll cover my half of the abortion, instead lewis proposes on the spot and they get child married at 23 😭 nico enrolls in uni (since he can't race while 🫃)....... they up having 3 babygirls straight out of those curly haired lightskin babies on Instagram with freakishly blue green eyes, and a blonde. nico gets a PhD in aerodynamics.

#mpreggable #childmarried at 23 au #any mpreg brocedes fuckers? #blorbocedes ask

[blorbocedes]

I'm so intrigued by the idea of Brocedes marriage without prenup. Like I love you that much that I would not a sensible thing like that because I think I'd rather than be broke (from filing a divorce and going to court) than break up with you.

Tell us more about that AU please

it's important to note that they're disgustingly in love..... also they're 23 😭 nico just found out he's pregz and lewis immediately proposes so they're having a courthouse shotgun wedding (dw they'll do a lavish vow renewal big ass wedding in a few years) so they're not Thinking a lot.

so the prenup: lewis wins the 2008 wdc, he's the hottest young property and every team wonts him so he's starting to earn those millions, nico's obv rich boy and he's driven for williams for 3 seasons at this point so they're pretty level in terms of personal wealth; but then pregz moods swing nico is like ahhhh you're gonna leave me for a hot model in a few years and im gonna be unemployed and im gonna ruin my body having this kid and I can never race again wahhhhh

and lewis is on his knees consoling nico that that absolutely won't happen and they're Not gonna break up and (runs hand over Nico's flat tummy) im gonna take care of us forever. so when both their lawyers/advisers/keke bring up the prenup they're like we don't want it, we're never breaking up 😌

then a few years later when they're fighting they're mentally tallying what they'd lose in the divorce. lewis purchasing the Ibiza vacation in nico's name, nico inheriting his dad's championship car......🥴🥴🥴 and they're like ykno what baby let's renew our vows and truly remember Why we love each other 😍

#childmarried at 23 au #mpreggable #any mpreg brocedes fuckers? #blorbocedes ask

[blorbocedes]

had a dream carlos babytrapped charles to get no. 1 driver status. the sainztander conspiracy brainworms really got to me...

those are called premonitions 🙏🫃

#charlos #mpreggable #blorbocedes ask

[blorbocedes]

Concept the I want a paternity test I love tests from gone girl as a part of the brocedes mpreg universe

"I want a paternity test." Lewis demanded, pacing around. There was no way it was his, no -- they hadn't even since, Malaysia? And even then, he'd been careful to not finish inside.

Nico assessed him coolly, before smiling smug, as if he's been waiting for it. "I love tests."

It was never a good sign if Nico was that self-assured. What the fuck had Lewis done?!

And even as he felt the dread settle in, and Nico waited for him to calm down, standing casually with his arms crossed -- Lewis couldn't help but stare at Nico -- lean and sculpted, no sign of a bump or anything yet but just the knowledge that he was carrying his baby. Their child. Lewis was going to be a father. He didn't know what was worse, that he was responsible for bringing life into this world with Nico, or if the paternity test clears him of all responsibility and he has to watch Nico start a family with someone else.

#blorbocedes ask #mpreggable #any mpreg brocedes fuckers? #hehe ask and you shall receive anon! #spent an embarrassing amount of time making that gif lolol #my gifs #amy dunne!nico

[blorbocedes]

To make it worse for Charles, because as much as I love him, I love hurting him more-- Max will be an absolutely amazing dad to his kid(s), so any dysfunction between the two of them will make Charles feel like a shit dad that's hurting his kids. His insecurities will go through the roof and Max makes sure to soothe them enough to keep him in check, but fuel them enough to make sure they're still in the back of his mind and only Max can comfort him 😇 on top of that, when Charles is pregnant with their second, he'll be taking care of their first little one full time and wouldn't it be bad to suddenly be away from the baby if he goes back to racing 🥺 also because he'll end up pregnant with a third anyway, because birth control somehow doesn't 'work' ...To add to that, I can see Max asking Charles to marry him to manipulate him into keeping the baby, or to tighten the leash

this is so awfullllllll 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🥵😳

max going onstage collecting WDC after WDC and dedicating them to his family, and every time the media asks if charl is returning to racing anytime soon he's like ofc that's up to him, I would love to race against him but I would never pressure him <3 and the babies are so small and we have to be away so much :( but I'd respect and support him in whatever he chooses <3

then goes home and puts another baby in charl to keep him incapacitated for yet another season 😭😭

#blorbocedes ask #mpreggable #any mpreg lestappen fuckers? #he WOULD be a great dad that's the awful part too #the picture perfect family (if you ignore all the cracks)

[blorbocedes]

your daniel and lando's heat and rut tag coincided tag speaks to me bc imagine dirtbag daniel who knocks up lando on his way out of f1 as a final fuck you to mclaren and lando doesn't realise he's pregnant bc he's 23 and drinks mountain dew like its a food group, ofc throwing up is normal for him. and by the time he realises he's like ill fetus deletus but its too late, the mclaren motorsport twinks have already usurped his seat by giving zak the good good

nooooo the child bride is child pregnant 😭😭😭 they really have been All over each other this US GP I wouldn't be surprised if poor Landito has a tiny bump during January testing..... no solidarity amongst the twink farm 😔

DR sending a $50 venmo for his share of the abortion and then blocks lando 💀

i do love lando being put in Situations and Suffering.... he has a good dejected face..... do you think Carlos will step up and #take #responsibility (read: keep lando locked up in his house as his pregnant and barefoot child bride now that he's out of f1 seat and well, what else is he gonna do😔)

#mpreggable #dirtbag Daniel #dando's heat and rut coincided #blorbocedes ask

[blorbocedes]

Max, after seeing Charles' Monaco vid where he says he wants 3 kids: time to put a baby in him 😃 Charles is riddled with doubt about keeping it, of course, he wants to keep racing so badly... Max's manipulations work wonders tho, distracting him with kisses when he expresses doubts, dismissing his worries, some subtle guilt tripping, getting upset and not giving Charl the attention and love he craves so badly when he implies he doesn't want this-- it gets worse if Charles becomes pregnant again soon after the first and he really wanted to return to F1 ("Accidents happen, Charles, you're just very fertile" ...just don't check the condom Max got rid of) because now there's a very loved baby that can be used as leverage 🥰 doesn't Charles want their baby to grow up with a sibling in a complete and happy household

PERFECT 👏NO NOTES 👏GOD TIER ANON👏

it's the lovebombing....... it's using charles' own desires to have a big family like the one he had with his own brothers against him 🥺 it's max winning the WDC and bringing heavily pregz charles on stage, parading him around.... and Charles feels both beloved and a little like a trophy but. he's happy, right? this is what they wanted...... max about to get a football team out of charles before he's back in an f1 seat 😭😭😭 and those giant verstappen-leclerc babbies... RIP 🕊

sorry this anon truly fried my brain im gonna need like 3 business days to recover

#blorbocedes ask #mpreggable #any mpreg lestappen fuckers?

[blorbocedes]

I went through the brocedes mpreg tag and I realised there is no princess cake mpreg.

So I humbly add this to princess cake:

What if make during 2016 Nico and jenson hook up because Nico needs to blow off steam. Nico takes the morning after pill each time but Jenson has switches the pills to lile placebo pills so that he can knock Nico up and keep Nico to himself?

yeah you won't find princess cake mpreg in the brocedes tag 😭😭😭💀💀💀

YES I love yandere jenson... he totally would!!! he's obsessed with this dude who keeps going back to his ex and they're Terrible for each other and jenson. he can fix him . because he makes Britney laugh and knows he's capable of being lovely and doesn't Have to be this manipulative have his guards up at all time scheming. he can relax. he can trust jenson. jenson can take care of him. of their family. Nico just needs to understand, and to understand he just needs, the opportunity to give Jenson a chance. no lewis in question. what better way than making sure the kid is his?

#mpreggable #any princess cake mpreg fuckers? #princess cake #I actually love yandere jenson but he's written as the Good Guy of all time #I love when jenson fundamentally misunderstands Nico #blorbocedes ask

[blorbocedes]

Omg mpreg one sided maxiel - Daniel slipping off the condom while Max is facing away from him 💀 and then

NOOOOO HE BABYTRAPS MAX 💀💀

Daniel 3 months later: oh max 😏 are you feeling a little sick lately? 😏 anything I can do? 🥺

Max: oh yeah mate I got an abortion last week, crazy huh? well can't let a silly thing like that stop my 💪 grind

#one sided maxiel #failed babytrapping #blorbocedes ask #mpreggable #dirtbag daniel