#anyway im getting off topic! glad ur outfit was bomb and that ur friends laughed at you for being unable to defeat a burger <3

[hella1975]

hella I'm out for a friend's bday and I typically don't visit restaurants like it's a whole thing w my friends how UNAWARE I am of shit. Anyways so I ordered a burger that I didn't know would have so fucking much added on it, this thing was HUGGEEEEE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDNT WARN ME ABT THIS. I was chided by my friends for not requesting a burger with less on it, I DIDNT KNOW. so this burgers huge I don't know how to eat it I'm cutting it into pieces and it's falling apart and there's stuff I'm trying to pick off of it, it is a nightmare on my plate my friends are absolutely making fun of me with how I've just decimated this thing. and um. I wore my nice clothes today I can't lie it was my fit with my patched up jean jacket and pinwheel hat also I've got a mullet and my hair curls so ive been told i could he on stranger things. very silly of me. WELL I GUESS IT GOT ALL THE WAITRESSES ATTENTION. THEY WOULD COME OVER JUST TO SAY THEY REALLY LIKED MY OUTFIT AND IM HERE HUNCHED OVER MY PLATE I WAS SO EMBARRASSED. the waitress who took my plate was so nice abt it but I've suffered greatly today

CANT BELIEVE IM SEEING THIS SO LATE BUT THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY. you got beaten by a burger. do better

#im glad the waitresses were nice!!!!!! imo compliments from waitresses are the most authentic kind #it's like if a child says you're cool like you KNOW they're being dead fucking honest for better or worse #and waitressing you have soooo many interactions like it's such a socially draining job that anxiety tends to go out the window #even with introverted waitresses so odds are they were literally just saying it for no other reason than bc it's true #i had the reverse the other day i was in the toilets middle of my long as fuck shift trying to fix myself bc i just looked and felt grim #and this random customer came out and was like 'i love your eyeliner btw!' and i almost CRIEDDDDDD #bc id had an utter meltdown with my eyeliner that morning as well like it was NOT a good eyeliner day i fully rubbed it all off #and started again at one point which NEVER happens to me. so she said that and i was like girl do not do this to me rn 😭 #anyway im getting off topic! glad ur outfit was bomb and that ur friends laughed at you for being unable to defeat a burger <3 #ask