#arknights irl

[i-am-a-reunion-soldier]

was gonna say "please can reunion have a single W" but then I remembered we used to have a W but she left for the freaking pharmaceutical company

#please come back w #cookouts on fridays arent the same without you #arknights irl

[2-catastrophe-messengers]

#arknights irl #meme #post by messenger blanket #queue

[rhodes-island-logistics]

Some asshole from reunion snuck a speaker playing the most god awful remix of fake waves I’ve ever heard into our camp

Took an hour for us to figure out where it was coming from and smash it while the music was giving me a headache.

I don’t know if that was some new psychological warfare tactic but when I found out who did that I’ll force them to listen to there organs.

#arknights irl #my arts are sound based #I can and will do it

[last-to-walk]

We have returned!

We apologize for disappearing for so long! After joining Reunion for a free sword, our commander sent us on a mission to collect a gallon of headlight fluid, two tubes of elbow grease, and an updog!

Unfortunately, the commander seems to have died while we were gone and nobody else has any record of us joining! So, we are a Free Agent now!

If anybody needs the supplies we found and is hiring, let us know!

#arknights irl #seaborn

[ri-badguypilot]

Now that Bad Guy's down for the count, they've got me running onboard logistics. I'm basically a Reserve Op with a fancy title. Sprained wrist means I can't work on the maintenance crew, either.

Is it weird that I forgot I had my own bunk in the dorms? Probably, yeah. Spent so long either in the field or sleeping in the cockpit that there's gotta be dust all over the sheets.

#arknights irl

[faustian-blogain]

observe

#arknights irl

[hose-axe-and-shawvel]

rememberwheneveryouenteranewbuilding alwayslocatethenearestexits incasethemaindoorcollapsesorisblocked itmightnotbeapparentlyobviousatfirst becarefulstaysafeoutthere

#shaw #arknights irl

[better-call-sarkaz]

Fuck you, Victoria! If you're dumb enough to hire some mercs this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Man Hoe's Mercs. Bad Deals! Squads that break up!! Thieves!!! If you think that you're gonna find a bargain at Big Hoe's, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your duard, bring your caster, bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's Right! We'll fuck your wife! Because at Big Man Hoe's, you're fucked six way to Sunday! Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's! Home of challenge sprinting! That's right, challenge sprinting! How does it work? If you can run 60 feet at a gun line and not get shot, you get no down payment. Don't wait, don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Man Hoes's: The only gun-for-hire that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker! Hoed on to your ass!! Big Man Hoe's Merks: Victoria's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches of the state of Kazdel. Guaranteed!

#this got me kicked off hoederer's company back in the day #i dont even care its a hell of a pitch #would have been millionaires #arknights irl

[kuro-the-slug]

Gu~

#arknights irl

[yeti-squadron-unofficial]

If anyone's wondering why I seem to disappear for weeks at a time, it's because the connection out here is dogshit. I'm hurrying to get all my posting done before we have to move again.

#arknights irl #northwestern tundra #it sucks out here #do not recommend

[infused-originium-slug]

Kaboom

#arknights irl #originium slug

[i-am-a-reunion-soldier]

Surprise.

...she walked in, got lit up with half our squads supply of crossbow bolts and a couple arts attacks, and then just left unscathed with no elaboration...???

#??? #arknights irl

[2-catastrophe-messengers]

BTW shoutout to the Rhodes Island outpost that let us stay in their waiting room after we made it out of the hotel. We owe you one.

#arknights irl #posted by messenger blanket #go rhodes island

[rhodes-island-logistics]

(psst. hey, you're from the logistics branch with the weird looking desk plant, right? how do I get back on the illicit snack trade?)

Dylan(@ri-badguypilot)

First off , you don’t get to talk about Chris like that he’s been with my squad as long as anyone can remember and is a valued and respected member of the team in spite of the fact that he’s a unusually shaped succulent.

As for the snack trade, if your looking to buy knock three times on the door in deck 10 labeled 7004

If you’re looking to sell stop by my desk around lunchtime tomorrow and look for yellow.

#arknights irl #if anyone asks #you didn’t hear this from me

[last-to-walk]

One time we fell in a hole and were starving and drying, but then some food got pushed down there with a lot of water! We thank our anonymous benefactor for the feast provided, it gave us enough mass and energy to grow strong enough brand to climb out!

#arknights irl #seaborn

[ri-badguypilot]

you know that really cute but kinda scary-faced sankta that's been walking around lately? the one that keeps trying to set landmines on the deck while the Doc is napping?

ambriel told me he bought and ate 100 scoops of gelato because it was his coworker's dying wish

Hoooooly shit. Where do I start unpacking this one. Okay, uh

Being cute is SO low on the scale of things that you need to know about this guy. Do not, and I stress, ever ask him out. If management sees you on "good terms" with him you're going to get partnered up on the next mission, and nobody likes that.

I once saw him put down his shotguns and punch a reinforced door so hard it exploded. No shrapnel protection no gloves no nothing. Ask the guy who saw him rip apart a beast with his bare hands, also.

I think property damage is his special interest. The Doctor hasn't died yet so I'm assuming they let him do that as some kind of enrichment.

You may be thinking that the ice cream thing is a lie, but 4a. Being an executor is a very serious job with high levels of commitment and 4b. I think Laterans will just do that. No dying wish required they just intake sugar at rates that would kill us normal folk

#arknights irl