packing around the house is so euphoric because i’ll be walking and look down to see my dick swinging in my shorts
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if you can't afford a packing jockstrap or can't buy one for whatever other reason btw you can buy regular jockstraps for cheap (sometimes they even come in 3-packs) and sew a piece of scrap fabric to the inner front to keep your packer in. mine look like shit so i'm not gonna do like a tutorial or example pics but it's super simple. also if you can't afford a packer you can crochet one (link leads to ravelry pattern) and fill it either with fiberfill or potentially something heavier. pure cotton won't give you the sense of heaviness a regular packer would give you but for the visual alone it absolutely works and the best part is the size is fully customizable. i made a stupidly huge one just so i can still have a bulge in my big dumb cargo pants. go forth be trans mwah i love you
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So the absolute most absurd experience ive been having at work recently is the lady who ran a sex shop where i bought my packer from has been coming in to order wallpaper and shes an absolute horror every time. Yelling about all kinds of things. Criticizing the store. Somehow exclusively picking wallpaper books that are discontinued. Also told me that ‘no one over 40 writes their A’s like that’ in reference to a note I wrote with her information on it. That only I would be reading anyway. And its just bizarre cause she is the absolute worst but she also sold me my cock so like. What are we
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I'm back from vacation!
(... and I'm a married woman now. I'm still getting used to that, but I like it 🥰)
Thank you so much for all the congratulatory messages! We had a super small wedding and then a nice, relaxing vacation with our friends and family (during which I got my husband hooked on Vanderpump Rules and I'm very proud of myself for that 😂). It was a lot of fun, but now the real work begins because we're moving to Rhode Island in like 10 days. I don't know how we're gonna pull it off, but somehow we will.
Anyway, I'm gonna have Ch. 29 up as soon as I can. With this big move coming up so quickly, I'm not sure if I'm gonna have the chapter finished and edited before the end of the month, but I should definitely have a preview ready so that you'll have at least a little something to read while I move and get settled in my new place.
Thank you for being so patient! ❤️
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The reshuffling running back game continues
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I love how I'm starting to see "this would be canceled if it was on today" about fucking The Office.
Oh yeah man this snowflake generation can't handle such crude edgy politically incorrect jokes like "Crentist"
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I just got followed by a porn bot whose profile pic was this:
Now all I can think about is Vlad having a very secret longtime dream of becoming a Packers cheerleader
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